1001 - Soultaker
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I wanna thank you...
Ah, souls can press elevator buttons, but they can't be shot.
"Closing time." Does that mean every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end?
It's a moose, what do you THINK it is?!
Heh, Marlboro brand gas!
That tightens my pants!
It's an Amish band!
It's Boy George...
Dah! Kids today, putting cars in reverse, backing carefully outta driveways!
If he gets any closer he's gonna get stuck in her hair.
Man, I gotta go. Saint Peter's gonna be torked.
So what's the babe-age like in heaven?
Hmm...Did the Big Chin say 8:00 or 8:30?
Time for your MEDS!!!Hahaha.....
The death of Helmut Kohl!
Our wessel is malfunctioning. ( a tributary to Mr Chekov)
You know this movie has action AND nostalgia, because we've seen it before.
Wha'd you do to her? ...I toasted her ass..
You want an official comment? I proclaim it "Lick Me" day.
You want Batman crazy foam?
I'll race you to film obscurity.
He's flashing back to other people's memories....
He's preparing for the mother of all comb-overs.
I'll just put this in my "loser ex-boyfriend picture drawer."
If ya can't be careful, name it after me, man.
Jump up my tube, white boy.
You like firemen? I sure don't.
Starring Joe Estevez? How is that possible? Isn't it an oxymoron? Some kind of moron.
Music to spin dounuts by.
Story by? So there will be a story, that's encouraging.
And what do they do with that second chance? Start souping up cars and going to Summerfest.
You know, you really can see Akira Kurosawa's influence here, you know, what with the way there's a movie going on and stuff, and it's on film.
This has action and nostalgia because we've seen it before.
You know, I'd rather follow the story of the nuns getting home.
Come back and get me when the Teddy bear band takes the stage.
Everybody fest! Woo!
Well, I'll head on down to T.J. Melonberries for a Coors Light.
He's the driver.......he rocks
"What the hell happened?" "I don't know, I think we hit a tree or something..." Something, I don't know, maybe a cucumber...
Now just the Mennonites!
"-How? How'd this happen to you? -The accident!" Oh that bites. Wanna get baked?
This is your brain on death! Any questions?
You know it's just not death with dignity when there's an Estevez in the room...
Johnny Cash ... Johnny Cash ... Johnny Cash!
Can you hold on? My soul isn't wearing a sports bra!
Is there a slower-mo available?
Good-sized yard. Plenty of room to rock.
Let's go get some stroganoff.
We got thrown from the car in an equidistant fashion!
I bet the car is Joe Estevez.
"Where are you taking me?" Mike: "Administration and billing."
"It's all over now." "Oh, I wish that were true."
"Don't take this the wrong way, Sgt. Haggerty, but ... " "Get bent."
You know, I could be saying "It is balloon" so many times now.
Tom Servo: "Don't compare yourself, Mike. It ain't healthy."
Oh, and for technical reasons, your soul must be naked.
You just keep 'em flyin' and remember Joel, all right?
David Byrne was right, Heaven is a place where NOTHING happens!
Interior: bedroom. Me, draped across the bed... I lay there, hand on my taut tummy. Still pretty in a worried kind of way... Zoom in closer to my prettiness...
No! She's going to add Mr. Bubble and give herself a urinary infection!
Wait a minute... Where's my balloon!?
Please don't ever stop being the 80s, or my life is over!
"Summerfest" short for summer festering.
Coast is clear, I'm ordering a steel cage match on Pay-Per-View.
"Found a gay man!"
I'll race you to film obscurity!
Oh, I understand dear. I'll get the Pamprin.
"So what have you been doing?"
How would I know?
Music to spin donuts by.
OH, That's right, dogs can't see idiots.
Does anything really ever "star" Joe Estevez?
Her soul has a refreshing mint flavor.
Funny gag condom.
So he comes from a taller building then.
Your mom is weird.
A lot of dust-bunnies under here.
Why it’s Harvey! Hi Harvey.
Jeff Gillooly did it!
I want the soul of that stuffed bunny on the window.
You're dead Nancy Kerrigan!
That’s the screenwriter and star… … Pearl told me.
My response to spills is to go home!
We are planning to rock.
You want an official comment? I proclaim it "Lick Me Day".
Since I'm Bob Vila, I won't return your greeting.
"Oh, Okay. Well then uh… close hex-field." *CRZK!* "Whoa!" "Uh… There! I've broken the hex field. Carry on, I'll be in my ready room."
slow and steady wins the soul
...with me you get to be a ring!!!!
"Hi. I am indeterminately a man."
"The lead singer for Mr. Mr. is concerned."
"Yum! Half a mushroom-swiss burger just waiting for me under the floor mat man!"
"I'm charmed by the fact that he almost sideswiped me."
"Bet you can never get the smell of Hardee's out of that car"
Crow - "I just gotta hang around and be John Stamos."
Jeff Gillooly did it !
Drum machine is stuck on...
Shouldn't she also be talking on a cell phone and eating yogurt?
She takes off the wig and its KEVIN BACON!
Gimme your stupid soul!
This is before I grew a torso- when he used to carry me around.
Look at her go! She's running here there over there again--she's like a ferret!
Okay, can souls pit out their t-shirts? Does Retsin work on souls? Help me!
"They don't see us! Ya see that?! They don't see us!" - I see you!
...you want Batman crazy foam?
That's not a dress- it's a cake...
"The Other Side Of The Mountain-- OF CRAP!"
"So your soul is subject to gravity? I have so many questions! Can souls get toe fungus? Can I still have butter if I'm a soul?"
"I'm no good with sick people! What am I even gonna' say to my body?!"
"Gee, your soul smells terrific."
"Testicles are overrated."
"Can I put up a 'Lost Cat' poster?"
"You like firemen? I sure don't."
♫ ♪ "Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry..." ♫ ♪
Then cut back to me...then me...then me...and more me.
You know, it's just not death with dignity if there's an Estevez in the room.
I don't think they're gonna fry your *** for doin' a good deed!" - Eggs?
"I have a surprise for you..." - I don't have a wiener!
Do you feel a lower class breeze?
I like it when I see me!
He's John Stamos-ing!
Wow! Until this moment his long hair in back completely distracted me from the fact that he's balding in front!
"Gypsy, you've got to have eye wash, with that big ass eye of your's!" "Hell no!"
i was just putting something in the attic, your father.
hes making violent love to me, mother!
We're saved! Thanks, Gyps! Yeah, jump up my tube, white boy.
I'm going to go withhold sex from your father.
"That's you decision then?" DashyerDeshishenden?
So a 7 iron knocks him cold, but a gun does NOTHING?
"I've accepted the doctors recommendation to disconnect all life support systems." Everywhere.
"The doctors have declared my daughter...." Patient of the month!
Oh that's right, dogs can't see idiots.
Don't miss the terrifying water turning offing.
This is your brain on death, any questions?
She looks like a drag queen without his wig.
He looks like pooh
Zack, goodbyes are more effective when someone leaves
Apparently it's on me.
God help me ! There is no God, there's just Dude.
You didn't know I can get jiggy with it.
"What's her name?" "I'm Debbie."
Stop running or I'll hit you on the head with a ruler!
They went to the old-time picture booth at Six Flags.
Didn't they see that Joe Estevez crossing sign?
He uses Ghostbuster technology.
"It's okay." - You're lower class and stupid, I understand...
He's preparing for the mother of all comb-overs.
Let me wake up the rest of Minudo, hang on.
"I'm going steal her soul and her garfield keychain."
"Eww it smells like marlboro lights and jovan musk"
"Mom looks like Senor Wences's hand."
Your mom's weird.
Did the Big Chin say 8, or 8:30?
Hi, folks. You may be wondering if I’m Martin Sheen. Well, I’m not. Turns out I’m his vastly more talented but less appreciated brother. Thank you.
I’m Ed Bradley. I’m Steve Kroft. I’m Lesley Stahl.
I have just got to write Mom out of this story...
So the afterlife is just vague, menacing dopes from our own lives? That's the ultimate answer?
A huge mannish turtle! Oh, no, it's you mom...
Being low class, we only had corncobs for windows.
Remember, you need only walk briskly to get away from him.
But she's upper middle class and we're slightly lower middle!
I was assaulted! It's fun!
This man has recently been rocking!
I thought we had enough gas, ... I'm sorry ...
"'Keep out'? Ah, foiled again."
Yeah, sorry I kept a lookout for the psycho killer.
"I don't know what to do without Zach." Maybe I'll shave my beard!
America's most beloved drug retailer was killed today...
Must be the all Whitesnake station.
He's the Rich Little of Shapeshifters you gotta give him that.
"Beeeep" - The movie's story arc.
Oh, the clock doesn't figure at all. Stop showing the clock, you've spent that nickel.
I'd rather make out than live.
If you can't be careful name it after me, man.
Her soul has a refreshing mint flavor!
Sorry! Love is lifting me up where I belong!
Oh no, balloons! I hate balloons! Trees! Convertible cars! Oh no, I'm overwhelmed!
Heyheyheyhey movie- eww! That took my soul, right there!
The balloons have certainly convinced me it's fun!
You see, if he put the Club on his soul, this would've never happened!
They're establishing the hell out of this building!
Story by.. So there will be a story. That's encouraging.
It's the sooooouuultaker!
Does anything really star Joe Estevez? Isn't that kind of an oxymoron?
looks like he's wearing a seaweed hat.
Oh, I can't. I'm gonna be a lunch taker.
My God, he's a catcher's mitt with eyes.
I'm psyched I'm gonna score me a funnel cake.
Please don't ever stop being the 80's or my life is over.
He's preparing for the mother of all comb overs.
Don't tongue the Reaper!
"I swear to you, I'd never look at another woman." "This is a man I'm lookin' at!"
Because you're mine / I walk the intensive care unit
Hi. I'm a tree. Just want to put in a good word or two for nature cause the camera's on me. Thanks for your time.
ooooooorrrrrrRRoland Voice Moduuuule~ ooooooooh~~
Where does that guy store his acorns?
I'll race you to film obscurity.
Edward Hopper's 'Quick-E Mart.'
"Our bodies are being kept alive with machines at the hospital." My body's hooked up to a snowblower.
hey hey wait hey HEY EEEEEE That took my soul, right there.
I call it gas taker.
He's Billy Idolling.
Well it's noon, summerfest is over.
"I like fudge." "You don't mean that!"
Is Sabbath wrong too, man!?
Hey shut up man, Zep is never wrong!
Eeew, I instantly need counseling.
Man! That guys gotta small face