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1001 - Soultaker
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"Oh, Okay. Well then uh… close hex-field." *CRZK!* "Whoa!" "Uh… There! I've broken the hex field. Carry on, I'll be in my ready room."
"Yum! Half a mushroom-swiss burger just waiting for me under the floor mat man!"
Look at her go! She's running here there over there again--she's like a ferret!
Okay, can souls pit out their t-shirts? Does Retsin work on souls? Help me!
"So your soul is subject to gravity? I have so many questions! Can souls get toe fungus? Can I still have butter if I'm a soul?"
You know, it's just not death with dignity if there's an Estevez in the room.
I don't think they're gonna fry your *** for doin' a good deed!" - Eggs?
Wow! Until this moment his long hair in back completely distracted me from the fact that he's balding in front!
"Gypsy, you've got to have eye wash, with that big ass eye of your's!" "Hell no!"
"I've accepted the doctors recommendation to disconnect all life support systems." Everywhere.
Hi, folks. You may be wondering if I’m Martin Sheen. Well, I’m not. Turns out I’m his vastly more talented but less appreciated brother. Thank you.
So the afterlife is just vague, menacing dopes from our own lives? That's the ultimate answer?
Oh, the clock doesn't figure at all. Stop showing the clock, you've spent that nickel.
Oh no, balloons! I hate balloons! Trees! Convertible cars! Oh no, I'm overwhelmed!
You see, if he put the Club on his soul, this would've never happened!
"I swear to you, I'd never look at another woman." "This is a man I'm lookin' at!"
Hi. I'm a tree. Just want to put in a good word or two for nature cause the camera's on me. Thanks for your time.
"Our bodies are being kept alive with machines at the hospital." My body's hooked up to a snowblower.
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Why wasn't Joel killed when movie sign came up?
And Joe Estevez makes his unwanted return to the Mystery Science Theater.
"I wanna be happy today...". Ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, the OPPOSITE of rock and roll!
Good to see an episode with Joel make a cameo role.
There's just something special about seeing a host FINALLY go through the doors to get to the theater, since it last happened back in Season 1.
you know I know what they're going through. once I left my soul on top of the car and drove off.
don't tongue the reaper!
good to see Joel. hope he fixes the ship.
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Horrible on all levels, of course. Yet in terms of family embarrassments Joe Estevez can still take comfort in the fact it ranks just above his nephews Charlie and Emilio’s disgraceful “Men at Work.”
Father Dude for Pope 2013!
I liked seeing our hosts visit each other. Now the embarrassing part: I don't think this film is truly the worst of the worst. If you just think of it as a super-dumbed down Eighties version of Orpheus and Eurdyce (but with a cheeseball happy ending), it's kind of fun.
:o I'll just go and stand in the corner now. :o
Didn't Martin Sheen make enough money during his career that he could have paid his brother more NOT to do this?
They missed a great chance to have Mike and Joel team up to riff on the movie. Still once the best episodes of MST3K.
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The plot point about the ship breaking down after ten years does fight the fact that it's apparently over five hundred years old. I suppose Crow must have undergone these breakdowns while he was living alone on the SOL, and then Forrester's sabotage program re-initiated itself after they returned to the present day.
And speaking of which, I suppose there are two SOL's in existence throughout seasons 9 and 10, and a full four Crows; there's the Crow we see here with Mike and Servo, a Crow carving fertility symbols on the old SOL, a Crow living with Mike's family in Wisconsin, and a Crow working at Mike's old temp agency.
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My 15-year-old and I think this is one of the best ones.
But...what the Hell is a 'hot fish shop?'
If I remember right, this was the first Mike episode I ever saw. I held off for the longest time because I didn't want to get sucked into making comparisons between him and Joel, but when I finally gave in I was glad. Classic episode.
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so AWESOME to see Joel visit!!!
The empiricist in me loves this wet T-shirt contest so much.
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Why is it ALWAYS Rocket #9?
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The big faced guy is Robert Z'Dar from the Maniac Cop movies! (But MSTies probably know him better from Futurewar)
TV's Frank is BACKK!!!!!