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1002 - Girl in Gold Boots



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The humanity - about 1 month ago

The "teleportation" at 28 min is hilarious


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The humanity - about 1 month ago

Is that Pearl running the "Nothing but jerky" shop?


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Every time I watch this movie I think how much Joni looks like Amy Winehouse


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MSTeacher3K - 3 months ago

It's nice to see Ortega working again as the nightclub manager's henchman. Apparently the acid accident at the carnival wasn't fatal; if anything, it cleared up Ortega's face.


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Robert Brown - 3 months ago

If Hero Boy thinks this somewhat-skeezy LA drug and sex underworld is filled with muck, wait until he gets to 'Nam. Seriously though, most depressing ending ever. "I'm singing a jolly song just before I go to war, I'm sure it's going to be a breeze, when I get back I'll do what I please. Yeah, yeah."

This is one of the last of my unfinished eps, and now it is finished. Probably could have left it unfinished. Nothing I needed to see here.

Now I need to take a shower. I just wish I could have my pretty mind back.


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Rock Harris - 4 months ago

Awesome throwaway reference to Doctor Tongue's 3D House of Pancakes when Pearl is telling them about the movie and Brain Guy comes with (with Proper Hump)....


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Jeremy423 - 4 months ago

I'm guessing the makeup department on this film consisted of some guy, a putty knife, and a 55 gal drum of margarine?


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Stephen A Nathe - 6 months ago

how handy would a teleport be???


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Jonathon Riddle - 7 months ago

"I love your eyes; they're like wine - yes, wine.
I am so sad and I feel like rain."

Oh, Mike! I feel your soul and I understand like few others could! -- My dearest Mike, I know your pain! It's name is Girl in Gold Boots!


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Alex C. - 9 months ago

This movie was directed by a guy who made a film called The Corpse Grinders, which is about a company that took corpses and turned them into cat food, making cats crave the flesh of their owners.
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/bj/tcs/33438-the-corpse-grinders


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Dana Xu - 10 months ago

Winding down my chronological tour of MST3K, this ep. gave em the old laugh-out-loud [Bring the baby wipes/ Dave's not here,man] moment that I cherished as a youth. It's fitting that what started in 1993 for me since resonates today. What sweet joy they bring.


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Ted Chase - 10 months ago

I know that MST3K was based on riffing on bad '50s sci-fi movies, but I wish they had done more bad '60s hippie flicks like this. It allows for a whole new set of jokes.


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David May - 11 months ago

@ 1:25:10 Mike does a shadow gag. That's one of the things I missed about Joel. He did those shadow gags allot more often. It's almost rare to see Mike doing one.


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Teri Gee - 11 months ago

So...just how old is Buzz supposed to be? They keep referring to him as a youngun, but the actor looks like he's at least in his thirties if not the forties that they riff. Critter and Michelle both look like they could be in their twenties, but he looks much older than they do.


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This movie is so hideous that it's hard to watch some times. It's just...ew. Michelle has got to be one of the dumbest heroines in the movies they watched.


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Brandon Henderson - about 1 year ago

This is one of a three-film tie for favorite MST3K episode of all time. The other two are Teenage Strangler and Prince of Space.


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Mod-God - about 1 year ago

This movie has an awesome soundtrack, kinda reminds me of a Tarantino/Rodriguez film...


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Mod-God - about 1 year ago

"Everything I touch turns to gold" - "What happens when you touch gold?"

Genius.


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hippiekarl7 - about 1 year ago

Critter was a total failure as a hippie: got a JOB(!), messed up a pot deal, and as soon as he got laid he renounced his phony pacifism and went to VietNam.....As Pearl would say: "What a LOSER!"


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Teri Gee - about 1 year ago

I love Mike's version of Critter's song.

"Your touch, your lips...I am sad."


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Teri Gee - about 1 year ago

Okay, so maybe it's just that I was paying attention this time, but Michelle says that she didn't miss a single step, but there are two times during the dancing scene that she stops and is watching the other dancers, like she doesn't know what she's doing. So, yes, she did miss a step. A few, in fact.


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Joseph Ewing - over 1 year ago

What was the point of the whole Critter giving Buz the come here motion at the club twice and nothing coming of it? Did that have some significance I missed?


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Jerome Montgomery II - over 1 year ago

10 Hershey bars equals a toliet trip you'll never forget.


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Reconst - over 1 year ago

Why is everyone in this movie unnaturally greasy? Did they film in Georgia, or was there off-set butter wrestling?

In other words, did they film in Georgia?


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Reconst - over 1 year ago

Nothing good can come from a conversation involving the sentence, "My sister's the number one attraction in Los Angeles."


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Bucketheadsdad - over 1 year ago

How did Angelina Jolie end up making films back in the 60's?


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Punch Rockgroin - over 1 year ago

How did it take me a million times watching this to catch that Tom calls Mike 'Mike Taliban Nelson' when Crow is table dancing??


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Mike Sgro - over 1 year ago

Ever hardcore MST3K fan has a obscure episode they love this is mine, it's just hysterical to me. LOL especially (SPOILER) at the end ...."way to play the harmonica with your ass, honey" At that point I fell down laughing.


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Alyssa Transitoria - over 1 year ago

This is one of the episodes I will watch when Im in an awful mood. My mom hears the music from the credits and runs out of the room at this point. Bonus for the Stacy Keach stunt double bad guy! Also the movie theatre butter colored 'slut dress' they put Michelle in...GAG.


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Childe Harold - over 1 year ago

Every character is soooo disgusting in this! The host skits killed me though


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Alex C. - over 1 year ago

Having Brain Guy dress up and dance as the girl in gold boots really is pure evil. Why Corbett, why?!


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Kelly Slane - over 1 year ago

The episode that got me back into MST in high school, not having seen the show since I was a kid.... WHY isn't this episode in the three digits yet??!


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The Riffs @ 1:07 and subsequent mock segment SLAY me!!!! xO)


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Richard Deakin - over 1 year ago

Now you see Regis, now you don't :-) ....P.S. I can't believe good-looking blondes like that above me watch MST3K...makes me feel good knowing cuties like this stuff too besides just dorks like me lol


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Bill just had to go and ruin metallic gold sundresses.


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Staring Megan Fox's grandmother!


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I think Servo should have told Crow to shake what JOEL gave him.


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Sage Harpuia - almost 2 years ago

When I heard Crow say "Wade Wilson", my first thought was that you should probably NOT do what Deadpool (Wade Wilson) would do, but apparently, there was a Minnesota QB named Charles Wade Wilson, so that may be who he meant. I'd like to think he meant 'Pool, though!


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Big McLargehuge - almost 2 years ago

Hey Tom, have you seen the scotch tape---WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!


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mike d - almost 2 years ago

i need investment metal boots


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Emberly Anidoru - almost 2 years ago

OMG I Laughed so hard and so often!


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Kayleigh Johnson - almost 2 years ago

Never get tired of this one, even all the skits are funny!!


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Stephen - about 2 years ago

Cue Scooby-Doo music at 21:38


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Alex Stefanic - over 2 years ago

Ted V. Mikels, the guy who directed this....thing, also directed "The Astro Zombies". It's a shame MST3K never got their hands on THAT chesnut.