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1002 - Girl in Gold Boots
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Yes, my plan is perfect! I've been spotted by several people and I killed a guy.
Kay now, this is how you frighten a black bear in your camp. Now let's try dancing.
"I've been carrying around a billfold of Nepalese money." - From the land of Nipple!
So here's a puzzler. Who of these two is worse at their art form?
♫ OR YOUR SILVER ONES WE DON'T MEAN TO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST THE OTHER COLOR boots. WHOO! ♫
Yeah, sure. The front page of the L.A. Times: "Forty Dollar Robbery. Nobody hurt."
"I'll settle for ten Hershey bars, please." - Tin Hershey bars?! Those are hard to eat.
Well, being Critter, I better shred up some tissue for my bedding tonight.
"Keep your gold boots, movin'--!" --or your silver ones, we don't mean to discriminate against other colored boots!
"I bet you move pretty good." - Can you help me with my couch on Thursday?
Oooh Charles Manson walks the streets, the zodiac killer's at large. Charles Bukowski is puking out the window and Santa Claus is on his wayyyy!
First time I've driven with my blood alcohol under 2. It's really easy!
Oh a gun, so that was the loud report and burning sensation in my groin.
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This is one of the episodes I will watch when Im in an awful mood. My mom hears the music from the credits and runs out of the room at this point. Bonus for the Stacy Keach stunt double bad guy! Also the movie theatre butter colored 'slut dress' they put Michelle in...GAG.
Every character is soooo disgusting in this! The host skits killed me though
Having Brain Guy dress up and dance as the girl in gold boots really is pure evil. Why Corbett, why?!
The episode that got me back into MST in high school, not having seen the show since I was a kid.... WHY isn't this episode in the three digits yet??!
The Riffs @ 1:07 and subsequent mock segment SLAY me!!!! xO)
Now you see Regis, now you don't :-) ....P.S. I can't believe good-looking blondes like that above me watch MST3K...makes me feel good knowing cuties like this stuff too besides just dorks like me lol
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Bill just had to go and ruin metallic gold sundresses.
Staring Megan Fox's grandmother!
I think Servo should have told Crow to shake what JOEL gave him.
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When I heard Crow say "Wade Wilson", my first thought was that you should probably NOT do what Deadpool (Wade Wilson) would do, but apparently, there was a Minnesota QB named Charles Wade Wilson, so that may be who he meant. I'd like to think he meant 'Pool, though!
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Hey Tom, have you seen the scotch tape---WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!
i need investment metal boots
OMG I Laughed so hard and so often!
Never get tired of this one, even all the skits are funny!!
Cue Scooby-Doo music at 21:38
Ted V. Mikels, the guy who directed this....thing, also directed "The Astro Zombies". It's a shame MST3K never got their hands on THAT chesnut.