1003 - Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
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God can't help, he's too busy helping Reggie White win football games.
Borgnine's grandson is really bored by now. (Mike doing Borgnine's voice) "He puttered around the kitchen for a while and got himself a cold drink."
Come on kid, you're nine, get a real bike
"Anybody there?" Come out or I'll review you!
Hah. Now, time to die!
"Oh, hi mom! Where are ya?" I don't know...
"Okay, I'll be right down." Don't come, I'm not worth the trouble.
Ha, ha, ha, ha that's pleasant.
I didn't eat him!
If you don't talk to your kids about bedspreads, who will?
Is there any cheaper vodka than Popov?