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1004 - Future War
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Ah, life is good. I live in Maui and I have a monster mag.
And now, 'Oooo, Heaven is a Place on Earth, the Movie'
Crow - "You know...he should probably throw an empty box just to keep from getting rusty."
why don't you ask him if he's going to stay, why don't you ask him if he's going away....TUSK! Don"t say that you love me!
"He studied under Lee Strasberg's... car."
"He's read Uta Hagen's Respect For Acting... like an imbecile."
"Wow, that was easy. Maybe it was butterflies that wiped out the dinosaurs."
"So it wasn't a giant meteor. It was a Daisy™ Air Rifle that killed the dinosaurs."
"So, what're you guys doin' after whatever we're doin' here? Y'wanna' go to Applebees™, or...?"
Traveling at a moderate15 miles per hour, they made their way safely through space.
"DRIVE!! DRIVE!!" Look, how much more can I drive? There's no inherent quantity of driving that I can increase.
OK, my theory is that the director shot the entire movie without looking at it.
"Thank you for not killing me."
"They should make a Hallmark card for that."
This has gotta be on of the last dangers you expect when you live in a trash can
So it wasn't a giant meteor, it was a Daisy Air Rifle that killed all the dinosaurs.
When I was younger I ran away and I have a past that I'm not proud of. That's why I kept a scrapbook.
Awwwww...cute little credits!! Don't be shy, c'mon up here!
{kissy noises} C'mon up!
Cardboard boxes aren't working. Try throwing a piece of paper or a cotton ball.
This isn't a real movie; it's more of a movie loaf.
Yeah, it's made from real movie parts, chunked and formed.
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I hope to see you all at the annual Fred Burroughs Memorial Pipe Smoking Breakfast and Dinosaur Hunt. Unfortunately, Sister Ann is “indisposed” again this year (rehab), however, “The 12th Street Gang” will perform, a finance lecture will be given by Chadwick, and The Runaway will stage kickboxing bouts with the kids! Come join the fun!
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You know a movie this bad when they've this at the goowill for 10 cents and on DVD.
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Why does this movie feel like it was made by a poor man's Michael Bay?
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i really wanted to like this episode. really... the riffing is great but the film itself is just so horrible it goes way beyond the concept of being so bad it is good.
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.,..this is almost like a lamer version of battlefield earth...and that's saying something: L. Ron Hubbard was a hack. He started a religion on a bet you know. He is one of those writers that writes a whole lot, but produces nothing but tripe and crap, like stephen king...so, yes, saying this is lamer is saying something, but it's more appealing somehow...
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Oh hey. They Jean-Claude-esque fellow, Daniel Bernhardt (Swiss martial artist) was agent Johnson in Matrix Reloaded. He was the agent in the first fight in the movie, where the agents were finishing each others' sentences. Agent Jackson said "He is still.." then Agent Johnson said "onlyt human", and then fighting...
Narcotic Casserole is terrible, but still better than most of the college bands I used to hang out with.
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25:30 "What've we've got?"
I'm sorry, no. That is not the corrects English. I would've accepted've:
"What've we got?" or "What do we got?", but not "What've we've got?"
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T-Dog from The Walking Dead is always getting devoured by something.
Terminator + Universal Soldier + Dinosaurs - Several Hundred Million Dollars = Future War
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God I hope the master race doesn't have gay porn mustaches and mullets.
There's always a lot of violence at the empty box warehouse.
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Gotta love movie nuns! ;)
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The scrapbook in this movie has to be one of the absolute worst plot devices in the history of the cinema. Who keeps a scrapbook of photos from when they were a junkie prostitute? And where would they get the photos?? Movie, you have some 'splainin' to do!
We've established how to communicate 'yes' and 'no' that's great! Now, where are you from? Whoever wrote this deserves a swift kick in the face.
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"Three lesbians on a dangerous mission." That actually sounds like a much better movie.
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Daniel Bernhardt had about five minutes of mainstream success as one of the three agents Neo fights with at the beginning of The Matrix Reloaded.
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In terms of riffing the credits, this is probably their best effort.
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This is bad. Very, very bad. Most bad movies have some redeeming quality lurking among all the bad-- a good actor slumming it, a supporting character who steals the show, an amusing one-liner, an audaciously unusual monster. Not this movie. It is uniformly bad. It is a homogenous mixture of badness, cardboard, and plaid. Even that guy from Soultaker-- the one with the face-- can't save it. Bad, bad, bad.
And yet, somehow, the crew manages to make a good episode out of it. Go fig.