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1004 - Future War



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Comments (38) Best Riffs (186)

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Punch Rockgroin - 5 days ago

Plan 9 From Outer Space was better than this movie...can someone tell me why they got on that damn train hobo style?!


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Jenica Burgos - about 1 month ago

This movie is weirdly adorable.


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Teridactyl - 3 months ago

Robert Z'Dar has a face like a ___________.
A.) a catcher's mitt
B.) a collapsed soufflé
C.) a jack-o-lantern on November 8th
D.) that face-thing on Mars
E.) other (fill in the blank)


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Ray Garraty - 3 months ago

Just watched for the first time in ages. This movie has a 1.7 out of 10 on IMDB, the same rating as Riding with Death. I'd rather watch Riding with Death ten times to every one time of this; this crap belongs in the class of bad movies with Manos, Monster A-Go Go, and the rest of the real painful films.


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Awful. Simply awful.


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Ted Chase - 4 months ago

Love that this movie tried to do both killer alien cyborg, hand-to-hand combat, AND dinosaurs - all with a budget that wouldn't be enough for a student film...


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Crypto Dentist - 5 months ago

I know I'm going to get a lot of flack for this, but personally this movie was harder to get through than Castle of Fu Manchu. It's just... awful.


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Jon - 7 months ago

My favorite character is the French resistance fighter.


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killershrew - 7 months ago

just watched this again for the first time in a long time...and is now one of my instant favorites...the riffs are so great and such a terrible film. although this has some of the best action scenes of any mst3k movie. though i suppose that's not saying much. "i found part of a burger, wanted to know if i can eat it? it's not that dirty. split it with ya?"


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - 8 months ago

I can't believe anyone or a set of anyone's actually came up with that plot! They must have been stoned that day. Silly ppl, you can't teach lizards! It took 10 minutes to kill the android in the first part of the movie but only an empty cardboard box to kill a dinosaur? *groan* Take me away Kalga!


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - 8 months ago

Everyone that has sat through this entire movie deserves a "Valorous Badge of Valorous Conduct!" *g* Please see Pearl for purchase.


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James Krummel - 8 months ago

Wow. Just...wow. How was this movie even approved? Stuff like this just boggles the mind. What's even worse is this was a recent (for MST that is) release. '97?! Can you imagine if Jurassic Park used these effect guys? Actually, I want to see that now... :P


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Phil Carstens - 8 months ago

The shot at 22:32, is that forced perspective and a hand puppet? Good God, the people who made this movie make Ed Wood seem like a cinematic genius.


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Bozohotep - 9 months ago

Boy, even Torgo couldn't have saved this one.


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Ash Parker - 10 months ago

Fantastic riffs in the beginning "save the meatballs!" And "this happens twice a day". The movie is god awful but might be one of the better riffs I have heard


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Zap Rowsdower - 10 months ago

Pearl Forrester and her wacky MKULTRA studies...


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Ruth E Fabiano - 11 months ago

LOL I absolutely love it when the guys just laugh.


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Michael S - 11 months ago

sooooo (to paraphrase Crow).... other than the time frame is not in the future, and it has no actual war in the film, the name is a perfect description of the film and what it is about... [considering slamming head into wall as it would be less painful than watching this movie]


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Michael S - 11 months ago

I'll be darned, the candy bar did change!


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Fredrick Stafford - about 1 year ago

I hope to see you all at the annual Fred Burroughs Memorial Pipe Smoking Breakfast and Dinosaur Hunt. Unfortunately, Sister Ann is “indisposed” again this year (rehab), however, “The 12th Street Gang” will perform, a finance lecture will be given by Chadwick, and The Runaway will stage kickboxing bouts with the kids! Come join the fun!


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Jerome Montgomery II - about 1 year ago

You know a movie this bad when they've this at the goowill for 10 cents and on DVD.


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Mike Carmona - about 1 year ago

Why does this movie feel like it was made by a poor man's Michael Bay?


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Daniel Durham - about 1 year ago

i really wanted to like this episode. really... the riffing is great but the film itself is just so horrible it goes way beyond the concept of being so bad it is good.


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Fancy Pantserton - over 1 year ago

.,..this is almost like a lamer version of battlefield earth...and that's saying something: L. Ron Hubbard was a hack. He started a religion on a bet you know. He is one of those writers that writes a whole lot, but produces nothing but tripe and crap, like stephen king...so, yes, saying this is lamer is saying something, but it's more appealing somehow...


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Fancy Pantserton - over 1 year ago

Oh hey. They Jean-Claude-esque fellow, Daniel Bernhardt (Swiss martial artist) was agent Johnson in Matrix Reloaded. He was the agent in the first fight in the movie, where the agents were finishing each others' sentences. Agent Jackson said "He is still.." then Agent Johnson said "onlyt human", and then fighting...


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o[ ]~~~ Rose B - over 1 year ago

Narcotic Casserole is terrible, but still better than most of the college bands I used to hang out with.


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Bulf Beefchuck - over 1 year ago

25:30 "What've we've got?"
I'm sorry, no. That is not the corrects English. I would've accepted've:
"What've we got?" or "What do we got?", but not "What've we've got?"


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jli@hush.com - over 1 year ago

T-Dog from The Walking Dead is always getting devoured by something.


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jli@hush.com - over 1 year ago

Terminator + Universal Soldier + Dinosaurs - Several Hundred Million Dollars = Future War


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jli@hush.com - over 1 year ago

God I hope the master race doesn't have gay porn mustaches and mullets.


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jli@hush.com - over 1 year ago

There's always a lot of violence at the empty box warehouse.


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Kelly Slane - over 1 year ago

Gotta love movie nuns! ;)


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o[ ]~~~ Rose B - over 1 year ago

The scrapbook in this movie has to be one of the absolute worst plot devices in the history of the cinema. Who keeps a scrapbook of photos from when they were a junkie prostitute? And where would they get the photos?? Movie, you have some 'splainin' to do!


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Gal Dagon - over 1 year ago

We've established how to communicate 'yes' and 'no' that's great! Now, where are you from? Whoever wrote this deserves a swift kick in the face.


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Gal Dagon - over 1 year ago

"Three lesbians on a dangerous mission." That actually sounds like a much better movie.


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Nick - almost 2 years ago

Daniel Bernhardt had about five minutes of mainstream success as one of the three agents Neo fights with at the beginning of The Matrix Reloaded.


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Bulf Beefchuck - almost 2 years ago

In terms of riffing the credits, this is probably their best effort.


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NS - about 2 years ago

This is bad. Very, very bad. Most bad movies have some redeeming quality lurking among all the bad-- a good actor slumming it, a supporting character who steals the show, an amusing one-liner, an audaciously unusual monster. Not this movie. It is uniformly bad. It is a homogenous mixture of badness, cardboard, and plaid. Even that guy from Soultaker-- the one with the face-- can't save it. Bad, bad, bad.

And yet, somehow, the crew manages to make a good episode out of it. Go fig.