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1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z



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Kyle Peck - 3 months ago

I want to see mermaid Pearl. Man I wish I was a lonely rugged sailor type...


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Not Dave Chappelle - 3 months ago

I love all the host segments in this ep, the final one is so wonderful.

"You're crawling on your belly through the Philipine jungle. Parched, snake-bitten, and near death. But you don't want to leave your twenty foot long party sub behind!"


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Joseph Ewing - 3 months ago

What's the deal with the snow in the yard towards the end? This takes place in Florida.


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Mike Carmona - 3 months ago

I admire Z's ambition to conquer THE UNIVERSE, but he has one hell of a time trying to dominate the county.


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Sabrina Domingues - 4 months ago

...at just the right moment - ATTACK!


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Damn, this movie is the grossest in every conceivable way. You can practically smell it. ""Please enjoy a fish anus", indeed.


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Peggy Anderson - 5 months ago

Crow as Dr. Z kills me. "Soon it will be YOU who becomes wedged in the bulkhead--of my PLAN!"


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Teri Gee - 6 months ago

That opening scene with Crow chewing tobacco is one I cannot watch. I think it's so disgusting. Pearl's Love Stuff is great, but just thinking about that scene makes me a little queasy.


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Zachariah Durr - 8 months ago

Now THIS is pain.


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James Krummel - 8 months ago

Wow. Just an atrocious movie. And what the hell is sargasm? Sheesh. Earned my laugh though and once again it was Tom Servo out of the gate with his riff "I need to simplify my masturbation ritual." Classic.


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Daniel Wood - 8 months ago

This one doesn't have enough laughs... 11 people are watching it right now! I lose it every time when the dude is driving the lil car around and Tom Servo grunts out the little action tune.


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Chris Markovic - 10 months ago

Stage fright, eh?


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Chris Markovic - 10 months ago

Well, I can tell by the pile of cocaine that Lawrence Taylor has been here.


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"Now pull your pants up, and get out of my office!"
I still laugh out loud every time.


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Bulf Beefchuck - 11 months ago

Host segment at 23:30, Crow sounds just like Murray the Skull from Monkey Island.


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Michael S - 11 months ago

A truly bad film, complete with pre-bloodied paw/fin/hand...whatever....
I LOVE IT!!


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Scott Elliot - 11 months ago

Poor, poor Trumpy...the years have not been kind to you, old friend.


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I can see why the chick with the VW Bug chose to camp there. It's such an inspiring spot, and the water's nice and clear. Great place to wash your clothes.


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Jenica Burgos - 12 months ago

I really hate that "Edward Boy" dies in this movie. He's the only likable character.


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Aileen Smithee - about 1 year ago

00:37:17 - Aaand... the "murdered" guy is VISIBLY breathing after the murder! Way to go, Movie!!

[sigh]


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Bruce Box-Liker - about 1 year ago

Here's a question for everyone: vis a vis that knob that protrudes from Crow's beak in the first scene, do you see that as a bulging cheek full of tobacco, or a horrible tobacco-based tumor? Or something else?


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Alex C. - about 1 year ago

Man, this is one of the episodes I have to force myself to get through. All the close-ups of underwater life... Even the brief shot of a turtle somehow grosses me out, and I've had a pet turtle. Is it the people of Florida that's made the water so icky, or is it the water that's made the people of Florida so repellant? Damn swamp-hillbillies and their ZaAt!


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starman 76 - about 1 year ago

on the surface it looks like an animal, like a cat, or an ape


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Fuzzy Skinner - about 1 year ago

Sargassum!


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Mitchell - about 1 year ago

OMG- is this one of the best Mike episodes EVER or what?!?!?


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Fancy Pantserton - over 1 year ago

...the takes they make between the cooler of Pearl's love stuff disappearing, or appearing are impressively seamless...more-so than any other series I have ever seen employing the same cinematic effect...I wonder how they managed that...always loved everybody involved with this show, but that's pretty hard to do, and they did it several times...


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jli@hush.com - over 1 year ago

Dr. Z would recover from his injuries only to be killed in a cantina gun fight on the planet Tatooine.


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jli@hush.com - over 1 year ago

"Like a cat, or an ape."


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The one, the only Xterra - over 1 year ago

"Y'know, isn't it just possible, you guys, what you want to see is nude WOMEN?"
"Ohhhhhh....maybe, yeah! *ahem* Um... hey Pearl!"

Looks like the 'Bots have a thing for BBWs. :-P


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Giraffe Monsoon - over 1 year ago

Watching this for the guzillionth time. I love this episode, so funny! The riffing is tremendously well-written and delivered perfectly.
So many good riffs and such a goofy movie that I can watch this often and still laugh every time.


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James S - over 1 year ago

I'm watching Dr. Z right now and heard the line "Oh man he should go to an underwear fitting clinic" and I decided to google 'underwear fitting clinic' and this page/site was the first result. So I am posting this here.

I like to surf with MST3K on in the background constantly.


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Sabrina Domingues - over 1 year ago

Did the guy say "tittie fish" around 43:49?


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Sabrina Domingues - over 1 year ago

Pearl's Love Stuff bucket opening skit was brilliant. I love it when Crow loses it when Brain Guy makes the bucket disappear - "No love! Love is gone! So lost... feeling panicky... no sense of self...developing stress disorder and an inability to work with others..."


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Daniel Peyser - over 1 year ago

I figured for years that if I watched every MST3K I'd eventually find a Phil Ochs reference, because damn that would just be perfectly obscure. And in the first 10 minutes of this episode, there it is.


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Kelly Slane - over 1 year ago

Am I the only one that actually likes the song over the opening credits?


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Big McLargehuge - over 1 year ago

Damn it! Another fish movie?! Out of all the fish movies, I think this might be the fishiest. Thank god for Crow's awesome Dr. Z skit. SADDLE SOAP! Cleaning compound of DECEIT! I've watched that part like three times already.


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glenn-s - over 1 year ago

why dose the "monster" look like a seahorse wearing a tutu


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Andrew Jones - over 1 year ago

I have seen this one many many times, and the tobacco juice skit still makes me nauseous every time.


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Ian Bruner - over 1 year ago

I love how Brain Guy and Bobo were so willing to strip down and act out a scene nude with -no -arguments. It's like they were expecting the bots to ask this one day.


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Gal Dagon - over 1 year ago

Aww, it didn't say "Fin." at the end.


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Gal Dagon - over 1 year ago

Most thrilling chase scene since the one in "The final Sacrifice."


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Gal Dagon - over 1 year ago

Worst. Score. Ever.


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Gal Dagon - over 1 year ago

Crow was killing it in this episode.


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Gal Dagon - over 1 year ago

Barely 10 minutes in and I've got a terrible hankerin' for sushi.


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Alex Stefanic - over 1 year ago

That monster looks like it's straight out of an old school Doctor Who episode


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RoyalSapien - almost 2 years ago

Just noticed that this is my upload! Wow, 15,000 people have subjected themselves to this. Love it.


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NS - almost 2 years ago

The original movie is out on Blue-Ray now, under its alternate title of ZAAT.


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Aethervox@mail.com - about 2 years ago

I like how, at about 1:14:14, the movie felt it necessary to illustrate a three-point turn for us.


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Andy Jones - about 2 years ago

Great hair, at the walk-in toilet. Who knew grease and dead skin cells could be used to sculpt such a thing?