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1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z



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James GreyWolf - 3 days ago

I gotta say that that is the most ineffective amphibian traveling machine EVER created. Those wheels spinning in water give you NO forward progress.


The limerick... of deceit!
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NS - 19 days ago

As we shimmy on through the sargassum,
It's so hard to control my sarcasm.
Doctor Z's transformations
Cause dumb complications.
What does ZaAt mean? I don't know; you ask 'im.


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Bruce Box-Liker - 29 days ago

Do you suppose it's a problem that Dr. Z flees into the ocean after transforming himself into a freshwater fish?


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The humanity - about 1 month ago

The snake bite sequence at 1:15:15 is actually pretty creepy


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The humanity - about 1 month ago

This is like a demented 'Incredible Mr. Limpet', but only with unlikable characters, irritating synth noises and copious stock footage.


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Rosebud - about 1 month ago

32:04: "aaaaand...GO!". That's the second time that happened! Another movie has the swamp-thing coming out of the water after his victim, and the editor botched the cut. In that one, the riff was "aaaaand...ACTION". What is it with editors and swamp monsters?


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Rosebud - about 1 month ago

No one mentioned Brain Guy's makeup was removed when Pearl threw the medicine ball at his face. They must have decided that the effect looked so perfect they didn't bother to fix his makeup. Brilliant!


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Rosebud - about 1 month ago

Wow, two movies in one season with that 6 wheeled banana-splits dune buggy. ha.


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Rosebud - about 1 month ago

I can't believe no one drowned making this movie. I cringe every time I see that cage go in the water. Imagine....what a way to go...making the worst movie ever.


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Rosebud - about 1 month ago

The first time the doctor injects himself with that huge needle, the riff is backwards talking. I didn't get that for years, until I saw a making-of for Pulp Fiction. Turns out most "injection" scenes are shot backwards, with a spring loaded needle. Shown in reverse, it looks like the actor is stabbed with the needle. Great obscure riff!


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James GreyWolf - 2 months ago

1:27:10. "Martha, is that you, Martha? Thank God you're alive Martha."

Isn't she his girlfriend? Doncha think he would be pretty sure whether or not it actually was Martha and would not have to ask if it was her?


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MSTeacher3K - 4 months ago

1:15:25 Possibly my favorite MST3K quote of all, since it can be applied not only to all the movies they riffed, but people in real life. "I guess I could be stupider, but it'd be hard."


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Teri Gee - 4 months ago

This movie is one of my unexpected favorites. I watched it not expecting much and by the time it was over, I thought it was one of the best of season 10. The movie is SO incompetently made, but the riffs are SO good and, except for the chewing tobacco thing, all the host segments are perfect (especially SHOE-POLISHING HUMAN! SOON YOU WILL PAY!). This is my sleeper episode. :)


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Phil Carstens - 5 months ago

This is the only one I haven't gotten through. I tried a couple of times, but only managed to get ten or fifteen minutes into it before I got distracted and forgot. Then I finally sat down and decided to watch the whole thing, but the sheriff calling the biologist "boy" just completely turned me off.


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Stephen A Nathe - 6 months ago

another one that makes little-to-no sense...
FINE riffing fodder, proving that a lot of movies HAD to be made specifically for getting riffed...


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B RYE the MST3K Guy - 6 months ago

love this one so much i'll watch it again ....#rewindtime


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Kyle Peck - 9 months ago

I want to see mermaid Pearl. Man I wish I was a lonely rugged sailor type...


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Not Dave Chappelle - 9 months ago

I love all the host segments in this ep, the final one is so wonderful.

"You're crawling on your belly through the Philipine jungle. Parched, snake-bitten, and near death. But you don't want to leave your twenty foot long party sub behind!"


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Joseph Ewing - 9 months ago

What's the deal with the snow in the yard towards the end? This takes place in Florida.


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Mike Carmona - 10 months ago

I admire Z's ambition to conquer THE UNIVERSE, but he has one hell of a time trying to dominate the county.


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Sabrina Domingues - 11 months ago

...at just the right moment - ATTACK!


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Damn, this movie is the grossest in every conceivable way. You can practically smell it. ""Please enjoy a fish anus", indeed.


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Peggy Anderson - 12 months ago

Crow as Dr. Z kills me. "Soon it will be YOU who becomes wedged in the bulkhead--of my PLAN!"


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Teri Gee - about 1 year ago

That opening scene with Crow chewing tobacco is one I cannot watch. I think it's so disgusting. Pearl's Love Stuff is great, but just thinking about that scene makes me a little queasy.


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Zachariah Durr - about 1 year ago

Now THIS is pain.


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James Krummel - about 1 year ago

Wow. Just an atrocious movie. And what the hell is sargasm? Sheesh. Earned my laugh though and once again it was Tom Servo out of the gate with his riff "I need to simplify my masturbation ritual." Classic.


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Daniel Wood - about 1 year ago

This one doesn't have enough laughs... 11 people are watching it right now! I lose it every time when the dude is driving the lil car around and Tom Servo grunts out the little action tune.


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Chris Markovic - over 1 year ago

Stage fright, eh?


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Chris Markovic - over 1 year ago

Well, I can tell by the pile of cocaine that Lawrence Taylor has been here.


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Charles Todd Helton Architect - over 1 year ago

"Now pull your pants up, and get out of my office!"
I still laugh out loud every time.


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Stephen - over 1 year ago

Host segment at 23:30, Crow sounds just like Murray the Skull from Monkey Island.


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Michael S - over 1 year ago

A truly bad film, complete with pre-bloodied paw/fin/hand...whatever....
I LOVE IT!!


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Scott Elliot - over 1 year ago

Poor, poor Trumpy...the years have not been kind to you, old friend.


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I can see why the chick with the VW Bug chose to camp there. It's such an inspiring spot, and the water's nice and clear. Great place to wash your clothes.


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Jenica Burgos - over 1 year ago

I really hate that "Edward Boy" dies in this movie. He's the only likable character.


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Aileen Smithee - over 1 year ago

00:37:17 - Aaand... the "murdered" guy is VISIBLY breathing after the murder! Way to go, Movie!!

[sigh]


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Bruce Box-Liker - over 1 year ago

Here's a question for everyone: vis a vis that knob that protrudes from Crow's beak in the first scene, do you see that as a bulging cheek full of tobacco, or a horrible tobacco-based tumor? Or something else?


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Alex C. - over 1 year ago

Man, this is one of the episodes I have to force myself to get through. All the close-ups of underwater life... Even the brief shot of a turtle somehow grosses me out, and I've had a pet turtle. Is it the people of Florida that's made the water so icky, or is it the water that's made the people of Florida so repellant? Damn swamp-hillbillies and their ZaAt!


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starman 76 - over 1 year ago

on the surface it looks like an animal, like a cat, or an ape


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Fuzzy Skinner - over 1 year ago

Sargassum!


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Mitchell - almost 2 years ago

OMG- is this one of the best Mike episodes EVER or what?!?!?


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Fancy Pantserton - almost 2 years ago

...the takes they make between the cooler of Pearl's love stuff disappearing, or appearing are impressively seamless...more-so than any other series I have ever seen employing the same cinematic effect...I wonder how they managed that...always loved everybody involved with this show, but that's pretty hard to do, and they did it several times...


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Dr. Z would recover from his injuries only to be killed in a cantina gun fight on the planet Tatooine.


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"Like a cat, or an ape."


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"Y'know, isn't it just possible, you guys, what you want to see is nude WOMEN?"
"Ohhhhhh....maybe, yeah! *ahem* Um... hey Pearl!"

Looks like the 'Bots have a thing for BBWs. :-P


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Giraffe Monsoon - almost 2 years ago

Watching this for the guzillionth time. I love this episode, so funny! The riffing is tremendously well-written and delivered perfectly.
So many good riffs and such a goofy movie that I can watch this often and still laugh every time.


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James S - almost 2 years ago

I'm watching Dr. Z right now and heard the line "Oh man he should go to an underwear fitting clinic" and I decided to google 'underwear fitting clinic' and this page/site was the first result. So I am posting this here.

I like to surf with MST3K on in the background constantly.


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Sabrina Domingues - almost 2 years ago

Did the guy say "tittie fish" around 43:49?


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Sabrina Domingues - almost 2 years ago

Pearl's Love Stuff bucket opening skit was brilliant. I love it when Crow loses it when Brain Guy makes the bucket disappear - "No love! Love is gone! So lost... feeling panicky... no sense of self...developing stress disorder and an inability to work with others..."


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Daniel Peyser - almost 2 years ago

I figured for years that if I watched every MST3K I'd eventually find a Phil Ochs reference, because damn that would just be perfectly obscure. And in the first 10 minutes of this episode, there it is.


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Kelly Slane - almost 2 years ago

Am I the only one that actually likes the song over the opening credits?


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Big McLargehuge - about 2 years ago

Damn it! Another fish movie?! Out of all the fish movies, I think this might be the fishiest. Thank god for Crow's awesome Dr. Z skit. SADDLE SOAP! Cleaning compound of DECEIT! I've watched that part like three times already.


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glenn-s - about 2 years ago

why dose the "monster" look like a seahorse wearing a tutu


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Andrew Jones - about 2 years ago

I have seen this one many many times, and the tobacco juice skit still makes me nauseous every time.


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Ian Bruner - about 2 years ago

I love how Brain Guy and Bobo were so willing to strip down and act out a scene nude with -no -arguments. It's like they were expecting the bots to ask this one day.


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Gal Dagon - over 2 years ago

Aww, it didn't say "Fin." at the end.


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Gal Dagon - over 2 years ago

Most thrilling chase scene since the one in "The final Sacrifice."


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Gal Dagon - over 2 years ago

Worst. Score. Ever.


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Gal Dagon - over 2 years ago

Crow was killing it in this episode.


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Gal Dagon - over 2 years ago

Barely 10 minutes in and I've got a terrible hankerin' for sushi.


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Alex Stefanic - over 2 years ago

That monster looks like it's straight out of an old school Doctor Who episode


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RoyalSapien - over 2 years ago

Just noticed that this is my upload! Wow, 15,000 people have subjected themselves to this. Love it.


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NS - over 2 years ago

The original movie is out on Blue-Ray now, under its alternate title of ZAAT.


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Aethervox@mail.com - over 2 years ago

I like how, at about 1:14:14, the movie felt it necessary to illustrate a three-point turn for us.


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Andy Jones - over 2 years ago

Great hair, at the walk-in toilet. Who knew grease and dead skin cells could be used to sculpt such a thing?