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1007 - Track of the Moon Beast



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Tom Blevins - about 1 month ago

I forced my skull right thru my face, and refused to wash my stringy hair!


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Briggs Gordon - 3 months ago

Still snickering like Muttley every time the shopping list gets recited. Every. Single. Time. Why is that so damn funny?


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Alex C. - 3 months ago

The main character, according to Plot Exposition Radio at 1:12:35, is 24 years old.
I wonder if he went to the same college as the students from Ring of Terror.


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Dr. Despicable - 4 months ago

"Credit risk!"
"You dummy-... ... ... head!"


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - 5 months ago

I think this is 10x worse than Manos and that's after three viewings of both!


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John Carnahan - 5 months ago

The blossomer really frames the Millenium Falcon nicely


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Bruce Box-Liker - 5 months ago

"His name is Ty."
"Ty?"
"Short for Tyrannosaurus."
"Sounds like something in a museum."
"It is, usually. Ty looks a lot like a dinosaur."

If there is a worse bit of dialogue in any movie, ever, I don't know what it is.


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Teri Gee - 6 months ago

I actually like Johnny Longbow's character. The actor is probably the best in the movie, and he and the sheriff have about the most genuine parts.


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Jake Parsons - 7 months ago

These are the best host segments of any episode.


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Mike Carmona - 7 months ago

Blondie crossing the street at 1:17:56... Oh god, my sides are killing me!


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Bruce Box-Liker - 10 months ago

"It's 10,678 feet, up or down. Depending on where you are. And your point of view."

What could he POSSIBLY mean by that?


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jli@hush.com - 10 months ago

The Brady Bill only requires waiting periods for handguns. It didn't go into effect until '94 anyway.


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jli@hush.com - 10 months ago

"Thanks Brigham Young." Yes folks Crow made a reference to a Utah governor who died in 1877.


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jli@hush.com - 10 months ago

Oh man, I've never laughed so hard as I did at "Spats and a Top hat."


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Rhys Patterson - 11 months ago

"Remember what the door mouse said, Feed Servo's Head..... With a zesty ranch dipping sauce when guests come over.


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Rhys Patterson - 11 months ago

I feel the title is a heroin addict's drug addled brain making excuses for the marks on his arms, and his peyote tripping friend goes " that would make a great movie"


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Michael S - 11 months ago

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT SERVOS HEAD!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!


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Sabrina Domingues - 11 months ago

Just watched Mesa of Lost Women with RiffTrax commentary, and Bill Corbett makes a "chicken...corn...green peppers, chili.....(sigh) onions..." reference in it!


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After having watched this one a dozen or so times, I think it might just have to be the next one I show my family. The host segments are all pretty stellar and the riffs are perfect.


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The drawings in the slideshow are hilarious. As are the hospital jammies.


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Steve Hayes - 12 months ago

I really don't understand how a director can make a movie like this and not see that it's terrible. I mean seriously. The "performance" of the woman playing the wife is nothing but comical. Any sentient being should recognize that.


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Carl Schulz IV - 12 months ago

You know a movie has bad dialog when the guys are able to use it almost verbatim in a sketch.


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MyMyMSTie - 12 months ago

This episode is so underrated!!!


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Fredrick Stafford - 12 months ago

Pathetically, when Paul’s mother returns home from Europe later that summer she does not notice he is no longer living there until the next spring when Ty shows up to get all his stuff from his old cage...later she hooks up with that bearded Dr. Lawrence guy at a local bar, he moves in, and they turn Paul’s room into a Fifty Shades Playroom. Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!


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Jenica Burgos - about 1 year ago

Because of this movie I can never say the word "onions" without sighing first. Nor can I read a list without thinking "sigh...onions." Thank you Johnny Longbone for making us laugh about stew, again.


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NS - about 1 year ago

A random guy with a bad haircut gains animal-themed superpowers and becomes suicidal. His competent Native friend (who somehow has an even worse haircut) knows what's happening and tries to help him. His blond girlfriend, portrayed by a non-actress, mostly just gets in the way. The villain of the piece is a big shiny head. Conclusion: this movie is what happens if you put Pumaman in a blender with a large bucket of sand.


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Rhys Patterson - about 1 year ago

I think they based this movie off an episode of Star Trek with a glen or Glenda spin. Everyone wears tight loud clothes, the main actor takes his shirt off constantly and is always oiled, he has an exotic scholarly friend, he has to deal with a giant lizard monster in tons of desert settings.... And the twist is he IS the lizard monster.


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Rhys Patterson - about 1 year ago

The couple in the movie have the same Chemistry as I did with first girl I kissed.... We recently reconnected she is now a man


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Kelly Slane - about 1 year ago

"Mike, Crow, Snack..." LOVE Pearl


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Richard Deakin - about 1 year ago

Crappy moon-monster movie OH WOW!!! lol . I remember watching this movie back in the 80's un-mistied and it sucked back then too. Still can't understand why a hippy folk song band sung "California Lady" about a dum tight outfitted blond from N.Y. and there in New Mexico lol!!!! I hear the fishy lip guy still lives there in N.M. and is a used car salesman now. He's a lil' pissed at MST3K for dissin' him in the movie too! Voice is still froggy too lol.


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Aileen Smithee - about 1 year ago

00:48:00 - I'm with the Moon Beast here. Televised poker is dull enough to induce a murderous rampage in anyone.


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Aileen Smithee - about 1 year ago

00:17:17 - Crow invokes those stupid Nineties "A Diamond Is Forever" ads. :D

A Crappy Fake Moonrock Is Forever...


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Rhys Patterson - about 1 year ago

Okay for a b grade horror film with a vaguely moon alien Native American monster motif I found the whole then at least not insulting like so many movies have been. Don't look it but strong Native American background on my fathers side. But the oversized tin or aluminum "ceremonial" mask did sort of blast my WTF button. No tribe ever would have that thing in any ceremony. Most tribes would not let their masks appear on film so some numb nut goes let's fake it for the weirdest joke ever. I'm not offended but it adds a whole other level of weird and artificialness to that scene fir me. And that thing is pretty freaking bizarre to begin with.


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Fancy Pantserton - about 1 year ago

>.


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Their parody of VH1's Behind the Music is freakin' awesome!


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Desiree Ashcraft - over 1 year ago

At the concert, behind Paul: It's Lemmy from Motorhead!!!!!


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Kelly Slane - over 1 year ago

"He was still alive when they found him..." - The 8 of diamonds?
*throws down card* - I fold...

That exchange killed me!


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Matt Towler - over 1 year ago

I love how Mike laughs at Tom's joke at 1:03.


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Rachel Anne Mullins - over 1 year ago

I always crack up when the guys make eating noises! (0:11:08)


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Gal Dagon - over 1 year ago

Oh, sweet merciful Jesus, Tom's onion flower head almost killed me.


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Page - almost 2 years ago

Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Sorry for rushing the Halloween season, but it was just to good to resist. I came here to take some screenshots and when I saw you here, I couldn't resist playing a practical joke on you. I'm afraid I got a little more reaction than I bargained for. I won't use the screenshot, that's a promise! I'm really sorry!


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Bruce Box-Liker - almost 2 years ago

By my count, there are four MST3K movies that feature people named Paul turning into monsters.


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LostHighway - about 2 years ago

"...Servo saw you here and explained to me that you were up here on the bridge eating peapods..." - cracks me up


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Peter Trinidad Niederbrach - about 2 years ago

"It's an Eagles Concert, it's a Nightmare!" Man, can you change the station? I've had a rough day and I just hate the Eagles!


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Alex Stefanic - about 2 years ago

I suddenly crave an onion blossom...