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1008 - Final Justice



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Theseus9 - 12 days ago

Joe Don did wonders for Malta's tourism industry.


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Linnaeis "I AM the button" Blake - about 1 month ago

Geronimo shot first!


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Linnaeis "I AM the button" Blake - about 1 month ago

This movie is "Welcome to the 'Merican way of doing things!"


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Linnaeis "I AM the button" Blake - about 1 month ago

"We try to destroy only things that are specifically yours."


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Snuffy Wuffykiss - 2 months ago

Its Mitchel 2; The Return of Galano.


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SaturnHex - 3 months ago

Joe Don Baker must be the single most trashed actor in MST3k history between this and Mitchell.


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Matthew Boyle - 6 months ago

joe don baker is apache?


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Matthew Boyle - 6 months ago

can someone explain to me what the "Miles Davis of strippers" means? I mean Miles Davis is a jazz trumpet player but what similarity is crow seeing?


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Matthew Boyle - 6 months ago

the american guy calls him heranimo and geranimo! Did he forget or was that in the script?


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Matthew Boyle - 6 months ago

they were going to take the mobster...to Sicily? And they were going to hand him over to the SICILIAN authorities? Ummmm...maybe landing in Malta was a good thing because I doubt he would have stayed in prison long in Sicily. They would have "lost" him. Sicily is run by the mafia even now


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Matthew Boyle - 6 months ago

as 21 jump street taught us, if you don't read all of the miranda rights, it's no arrest.


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Matthew Boyle - 6 months ago

we have to cross the river into italy!


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Jack Glastra - 6 months ago

Final Justice is a good movie in the way that chicken fried steak is a nutritious breakfast. I mean yeah sure at first it looks good, but it pretty soon becomes apparent that it's mostly just filler and saturated fat.


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Todd Carroll - 7 months ago

Joe Don Baker delivers.


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C. Joseph Osborn - 9 months ago

"It's pronounced heh-ronimo" . . . uh, no it isn't.


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John Scotto - 12 months ago

I like how Tom just yells out Geronimo! and jumps off his chair.


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NS - about 1 year ago

You know what's wrong with this movie (besides that, that, and that)? It's how Sheriff Geronimo keeps correcting people on the pronunciation of his name. It would be one thing if they were trying and failing to say "Goyathlay" or "Goyahkla," but no; he's telling a bunch of Maltese and Italian speakers the "correct" way to pronounce the Spanish version of Jerome.


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The dinner scene with Cummings during Mitchell ... the bartender interrogation scene in Final Justice ... what the HELL is it with Joe Don Baker sticking knives into friggin' oranges?!?! Did a stampede of wild oranges trample his entire family when he was a child?


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Krai Havok - over 1 year ago

HE'S GOING AHEADING ONNING!!! LULZ


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The director of Final Justice, Greydon Clark, also directed episode 622's movie, Angel's Revenge. He also wrote and directed the movie Uninvited. If you've never seen it, you need to. It's about a poisonous cat-within-a-cat creature who terrorizes a crime lord's yacht because one of his bimbos brought it onboard. Makes for great riffing fodder.


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I'm intrigued by the story of Carl and his gate...


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Kait Means - over 1 year ago

Absolutely my favorite! :D


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B RYE the MST3K Guy - over 1 year ago

the female Maltese officer is one of top 10 beauties in MST3K history ...movie one of top 10 spoofed/horrible films ever


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Melissa Bachmann - over 1 year ago

I know I'm in the minority but I like this movie better than Mitchel; I liked the movie better and it has some of the best riffs like "you're gonna have to grease me and push me through here".


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Jake - over 1 year ago

"But... But JOEL got to escape after a really bad Joe Don Baker movie!"


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The humanity - over 1 year ago

Just finished it and, you know, this wasn't that bad of a film. Mitchell was more of a beer-drinking fat slob, but here the "Geronimo" character was goofy yet not entirely unlikable. I dunno, this didn't work for me.


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the strippers in this movie fascinate me, what with their bold and sassy triangles. why does the brunette constantly face the wrong way??


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The humanity - over 1 year ago

Mike does the Joel shadow-run gag from 'Warrior of the Lost World'


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The humanity - over 1 year ago

Servo is the only original who suffered through the first Joe Don Baker film in the theater (Mike was behind the scenes then)


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Outlaw Ranger - over 1 year ago

Our hero, a murderous oaf who threatens women with coat hangers.


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Outlaw Ranger - over 1 year ago

Day seven of his shirt!


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Outlaw Ranger - over 1 year ago

It's dangerous for Joe Don to be on the water, someone's bound to harpoon him.


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Stephen A Nathe - almost 2 years ago

"qualifies" as a piece of "cinematic art"?


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Justin Woodruff - almost 2 years ago

My favorite credit sequence!


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Ray Garraty - about 2 years ago

There is someone in the closing credits, credited as the 'Man Who Pours Beer' John Suda, at 1:26:20. Missed riff opportunity.

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How did the miss this riff opportunity?


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Ray Garraty - about 2 years ago

How come the COUNTRY Of Malta can't arrange to get a guy off the street for 24 hours? Can't extradite him the same day? Ahhh neverminnd.


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Ted Chase - about 2 years ago

Love the call back to Joel leaving after a bad Joe Don Baker movie - it's cool that both Joel & Mike had to riff/endure JDB...


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Dr. Despicable - about 2 years ago

So Brain Guy's a leather-scene power bottom.

Okay, then.


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John Smith - about 2 years ago

The line, "You think you can take me? Go head on!" Was stuck in my head for the last two weeks. I couldn't for the life of me remember which movie it was from. I'm so happy I decided to watch this movie tonight. Now I know what was compelling me to watch this. God damn that line cracks me up. Go head on!


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Classicats - about 2 years ago

I believe my favorite riff of the entire MST series is at 1:09:33. There is no way to type it out and do it justice (no pun intended). I'll admit to rewinding it 3 or 4 times in a row.


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John Carnahan - about 2 years ago

Thomas Jefferson Geronimo vs Detective Mitchell in a street fight, who wins? My money is probably on Geronimo but I'm rooting for Mitchell.


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Bruce Box-Liker - over 2 years ago

You've got to love Geronimo's mindless morality: "The law must be upheld, but there's a lot of bad people who skirt the law or twist it to their own purposes. So people like me need to work outside the law, or nudge it a little bit to make sure that our particular agendas and priorities are met. It's really pretty simple."


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Mike Carmona - over 2 years ago

1:15:34 Such pained whimpers! It's all right, guys. The movie's NEARLY done!


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Joe Ehresman - over 2 years ago

I never realized how funny fat jokes are until this.


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Kelly Slane - over 2 years ago

So wait, did the chick shoot Wilson with a flare gun? That's... badass!


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Colter Matthews - over 2 years ago

Oh, and the real hero of this movie is the sidekick, the skinny Maltese police woman, kind of like the situation in "Puma Man" with the Aztec priest.


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Colter Matthews - over 2 years ago

The chase scene in this movie (the one with the boat chase) is comparable to the pod-racing scene in Star Wars: Episode I. It's long, repetitive and adds nothing to the plot, even in terms of pointless action movies. Incidentally, Mike and Kevin have to suffer through the pod-racing scene on Rifftrax. Ugh!


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Teri Gee - over 2 years ago

So, I just paid attention for the first time. Is it just me or is the radio announcer at the very beginning the same as the pilot at about 16:00? The voice sounds exactly the same to me.


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Scott Elliot - over 2 years ago

So was "go ahead on" intended to become some trendy catchphrase? Or is it just bad screenwriting?


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Jerome Montgomery II - over 2 years ago

JDB played in Cape Fear


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

They keep making fun but I know real people who have said “Go ahead on”.


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

1:26:25 Damn you John Suda and your taking of the coveted roll as “Man who pours beer”!


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

Though I have no evidence that that guy works for Palermo I’ll throw a spear at him!


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

Yes Joe Don Baker, the number 1 reason the world hates America.


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

When Pearl said Joe Don Baker I just about hyperventilated.


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Jenica Burgos - over 2 years ago

Laugh if you googled Goosio to see if he was really real.


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Childe Harold - over 2 years ago

Hahaha "What the hell do you think this is, CLOWN COLLEGE??" is really getting me right now


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Frostyshark - over 2 years ago

LMAO! 1:22:22 is the best riff!! But how would you type that? XD


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Richard Deakin - over 2 years ago

I think that six shooter Joe Don was firing in the ever popular speed boat scene was way long outta bullets before he himself said he was out lol. Could you believe it! The Sherriff was the producer of this crapper yikes! And he also produced Hobgoblins, good grief!


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Chrys Racinowski - over 2 years ago

Don't forget JDB's role as a Bond villain in "The Living Daylights" circa 1987. He went from Malta to Tangier. JDB is truly king of the Mediterranean.


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Jerome Montgomery II - almost 3 years ago

It's hard to believe that JDB was able to be in major motion picture after being in this crap.


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Fredrick Stafford - almost 3 years ago

I don’t know guys; I think Joe Don Baker gets the last laugh on us. The same year this came out he also had a major role in Fletch. So for 1985 he can claim lasting notoriety in a true classic comedy AND a free trip to Malta!


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Ray Garraty - almost 3 years ago

Scene at 19:30, is that scrawny guy supposed to be a security enforcer? A ten year old could knock him over.


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Brain Guy's Date Outfit: Hubba hubba!!


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Mitchell - about 3 years ago

OMG- merciless on Joe Don Baker and the food jokes. And couldn't have been more richly deserved!


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Jerome Montgomery II - about 3 years ago

The movie soundtrack sounds like T.J Hooker music cues


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Fancy Pantserton - about 3 years ago

Oh, Kermy, take a look at my good stuff


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Here's a drinking game that'll cause your liver to shut down:
"Each time a Jon Don Baker fat joke is made, take a shot."


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Big McLargehuge - over 3 years ago

Whoops, Mike's tripping.


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Gal Dagon - over 3 years ago

Is he threatening the stripper with an impromptu back-alley abortion?


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Gal Dagon - over 3 years ago

Joe Don's IMDB page describes him as tall and broad-shouldered. He sounds positively dreamy.


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Gal Dagon - over 3 years ago

@0:26:50 - Are those visible nipples on the miss piggy float? That is bizarre.


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Rachel Adams - over 3 years ago

I'm going to try to intimidate someone by peeling an orange sometime. (0:58:00)


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Dan Rudy - over 3 years ago

Man, every one of these riffs qualify as 'best'! It's a shame there weren't more Joe Don movies.


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NS - almost 4 years ago

"Come on upstairs, Honey, we'll make you some Swiss Miss." D'awww...


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Frankie DeMario - about 4 years ago

Tom Servo only drinks the King of Beers!