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1008 - Final Justice



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Comments (43) Best Riffs (152)

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Justin Woodruff - 2 months ago

My favorite credit sequence!


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Ray Garraty - 4 months ago

There is someone in the closing credits, credited as the 'Man Who Pours Beer' John Suda, at 1:26:20. Missed riff opportunity.

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How did the miss this riff opportunity?


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Ray Garraty - 4 months ago

How come the COUNTRY Of Malta can't arrange to get a guy off the street for 24 hours? Can't extradite him the same day? Ahhh neverminnd.


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Ted Chase - 4 months ago

Love the call back to Joel leaving after a bad Joe Don Baker movie - it's cool that both Joel & Mike had to riff/endure JDB...


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Dr. Despicable - 4 months ago

So Brain Guy's a leather-scene power bottom.

Okay, then.


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David May - 5 months ago

The line, "You think you can take me? Go head on!" Was stuck in my head for the last two weeks. I couldn't for the life of me remember which movie it was from. I'm so happy I decided to watch this movie tonight. Now I know what was compelling me to watch this. God damn that line cracks me up. Go head on!


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I believe my favorite riff of the entire MST series is at 1:09:33. There is no way to type it out and do it justice (no pun intended). I'll admit to rewinding it 3 or 4 times in a row.


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John Carnahan - 5 months ago

Thomas Jefferson Geronimo vs Detective Mitchell in a street fight, who wins? My money is probably on Geronimo but I'm rooting for Mitchell.


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Bruce Box-Liker - 6 months ago

You've got to love Geronimo's mindless morality: "The law must be upheld, but there's a lot of bad people who skirt the law or twist it to their own purposes. So people like me need to work outside the law, or nudge it a little bit to make sure that our particular agendas and priorities are met. It's really pretty simple."


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Mike Carmona - 7 months ago

1:15:34 Such pained whimpers! It's all right, guys. The movie's NEARLY done!


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Joe Ehresman - 7 months ago

I never realized how funny fat jokes are until this.


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Kelly Slane - 7 months ago

So wait, did the chick shoot Wilson with a flare gun? That's... badass!


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Colter Matthews - 7 months ago

Oh, and the real hero of this movie is the sidekick, the skinny Maltese police woman, kind of like the situation in "Puma Man" with the Aztec priest.


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Colter Matthews - 7 months ago

The chase scene in this movie (the one with the boat chase) is comparable to the pod-racing scene in Star Wars: Episode I. It's long, repetitive and adds nothing to the plot, even in terms of pointless action movies. Incidentally, Mike and Kevin have to suffer through the pod-racing scene on Rifftrax. Ugh!


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Teri Gee - 8 months ago

So, I just paid attention for the first time. Is it just me or is the radio announcer at the very beginning the same as the pilot at about 16:00? The voice sounds exactly the same to me.


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Scott Elliot - 8 months ago

So was "go ahead on" intended to become some trendy catchphrase? Or is it just bad screenwriting?


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Jerome Montgomery II - 8 months ago

JDB played in Cape Fear


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jli@hush.com - 9 months ago

They keep making fun but I know real people who have said “Go ahead on”.


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jli@hush.com - 9 months ago

1:26:25 Damn you John Suda and your taking of the coveted roll as “Man who pours beer”!


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jli@hush.com - 9 months ago

Though I have no evidence that that guy works for Palermo I’ll throw a spear at him!


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jli@hush.com - 9 months ago

Yes Joe Don Baker, the number 1 reason the world hates America.


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jli@hush.com - 9 months ago

When Pearl said Joe Don Baker I just about hyperventilated.


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Jenica Burgos - 10 months ago

Laugh if you googled Goosio to see if he was really real.


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Childe Harold - 10 months ago

Hahaha "What the hell do you think this is, CLOWN COLLEGE??" is really getting me right now


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Frostyshark - 11 months ago

LMAO! 1:22:22 is the best riff!! But how would you type that? XD


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Richard Deakin - 11 months ago

I think that six shooter Joe Don was firing in the ever popular speed boat scene was way long outta bullets before he himself said he was out lol. Could you believe it! The Sherriff was the producer of this crapper yikes! And he also produced Hobgoblins, good grief!


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Chrys Racinowski - 12 months ago

Don't forget JDB's role as a Bond villain in "The Living Daylights" circa 1987. He went from Malta to Tangier. JDB is truly king of the Mediterranean.


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Jerome Montgomery II - about 1 year ago

It's hard to believe that JDB was able to be in major motion picture after being in this crap.


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Fredrick Stafford - about 1 year ago

I don’t know guys; I think Joe Don Baker gets the last laugh on us. The same year this came out he also had a major role in Fletch. So for 1985 he can claim lasting notoriety in a true classic comedy AND a free trip to Malta!


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Ray Garraty - about 1 year ago

Scene at 19:30, is that scrawny guy supposed to be a security enforcer? A ten year old could knock him over.


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Aileen Smithee - about 1 year ago

Brain Guy's Date Outfit: Hubba hubba!!


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Mitchell - about 1 year ago

OMG- merciless on Joe Don Baker and the food jokes. And couldn't have been more richly deserved!


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Jerome Montgomery II - about 1 year ago

The movie soundtrack sounds like T.J Hooker music cues


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Fancy Pantserton - over 1 year ago

Oh, Kermy, take a look at my good stuff


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Da Erkka - over 1 year ago

Here's a drinking game that'll cause your liver to shut down:
"Each time a Jon Don Baker fat joke is made, take a shot."


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Big McLargehuge - over 1 year ago

Whoops, Mike's tripping.


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Gal Dagon - over 1 year ago

Is he threatening the stripper with an impromptu back-alley abortion?


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Gal Dagon - over 1 year ago

Joe Don's IMDB page describes him as tall and broad-shouldered. He sounds positively dreamy.


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Gal Dagon - over 1 year ago

@0:26:50 - Are those visible nipples on the miss piggy float? That is bizarre.


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Rachel Adams - almost 2 years ago

I'm going to try to intimidate someone by peeling an orange sometime. (0:58:00)


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Dan Rudy - almost 2 years ago

Man, every one of these riffs qualify as 'best'! It's a shame there weren't more Joe Don movies.


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NS - about 2 years ago

"Come on upstairs, Honey, we'll make you some Swiss Miss." D'awww...


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Frankie DeMario - about 2 years ago

Tom Servo only drinks the King of Beers!