1010 - It Lives by Night
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Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
And remember: if you are bitten by a bat, you will convulse and turn into one; it's a scientific fact.
....It's.... *Tom hums Monty Python's Flying Circus theme*
"You wandered out of your room, and you spotted the nurse" -and you killed her- "lying on the floor," -you killed her- "dead" -'cause of you.- "You panicked," -rekilled her- "rushed back to your room," -killed her.
Hmm, it's the Bats Motel.
Oh, Professor Firefly!
This is all about me shaving my mustache, isn't it?
Crow - "Uh-oh, nobody set the brakes on the camera...going downhill. Grip...Grip!"
Crow - "I've seen you undressing me with your sonar!"
Crow - "He decides on the aircraft carrier of cars."
Mike - "Forget it, I'm leaving you for Mr. Mustache Love!"
I'm giving you your Miranda beating.
I guess by definition I am in the Batmobile now.
Man, I really have to quit killing guys.
We took a vote, we are pushing you out Johnny.
Music for the heavily sedated.
Yeah I hate it when you get bats in your pajamas.
The fact is the babes are on me so thick I gotta peel em off like pants.
Hes got a Mia Farrow haircut.
Later, over a romantic dinner, they discuss the details of the case.
Did she marry Kevin Macdonald?
The 'Like Father, Like Son' suite.
Posed like this in Playgirl only without my pants.
So the scientist gets his information from a minimum wage Park Service guide?
I'll hit the snooze button on my biological clock
I oughta be able to have a reaction to that, I'm an actor! Nah, its not worth it.
so now we watch him recede into a tiny speck. thank you movie
you hit a bump in that thing and fifty miles down the road you're still recovering
save me large nose holes!
Welcome to Landfill National Park.
"Hi, I'm Sheriff Character Actor."
"Married With Children" blaring out of each and every trailer...
Maybe he got bit by a JERK bat.
"Dick Dale's lightly noodling somewhere..."
"Ah, straight into the arms of Sheriff Menacing W. Pervert."
"Careful Now. He probably has Captain Morgan™ Spiced Blood."
"Yes, tonight we're having lightly dilled Field Mouse in a Mosquito demi-glace."
"20 CCs of 'The Dry Look!'™ And get me some Space Food Sticks™!"
"Suzy Chapstick and her husband: Ron Chapstick!"
"Aaahhhh!! You kiss like my Aunt Rita!!"
"Oh, Johnny, you're right: Sex is silly."
"Mutual of Omaha's Mild Kingdom."
♫"...Taaaake me out to the ballgaaaame..."♫
" *SPERLUNK - SPERLUNK* "
"Who's the bag hiding the BOOZE from?"
"I heal you in the name of SKIING."
"Ha ha ha, my FEMUR is sticking out of my ski pants." (19:37)... 23 seconds later... (20:00)..... """SHRINKAGE"""
My whipper is small and furry--I hope that's okay!
He's a naturally occurring clown.
He sounds like the Swedish Chef muppet.
He'll be so delighted when he finds that old piece of bologna in the coat pocket.
I'm not as popular as Enos and that troubles me.
Umm, do you have any drug allergies?
-"Are you all-rite?"
-We'll just move on then.
This cave is popular for those avoiding sex.
You have the right to remain ultra-sonic. Anything you squeak can and will be used against you!
Where's the nurse? I'm dilated to eight!
God I hate festival seating!
"What is that?" What do you mean, Nurse Soon-to-be-killed-by-a-bat?
Hunter Thompson, Texas Ranger.
I was just pimp-slapped by a bat. How the hell am I spose to put THAT on the report?
My father was a master bat hunter. That makes me Bat Masterson.
He left me guano!
Here's a glass of snow.
Dr. Manbat, you are needed in surgery. Dr. Manbat.
Actual trailer trash!
Baileys and pickle juice!
Hey guys - eventual food!
"A LOU SHAW FILM"
In fact, THE Lou Shaw film.
well, no sense puttin' off the lovin'
With bitter irony he realizes he now has to call an ambulance.
He's achieved a state of perfect blandness.
I ought to be able to have a reaction to that, I'm an actor. Nah, not worth it.
These nurses are on the website "Lukewarm Nurses."
We could also spackle your nose-holes if you want.
But Dr. Mellow Ski Bum said it would be fine...
"Wut would you do if I sang out of tune?"
O negative: now in the wide mouth slam can.
Shot from inside an oven.
"Suspect homicidal." Hey, I'm hetero-cidal.
Crummy high-speed chase. Didn't even knock over a fruit stand.
"I'd go along with him if I were you, Mrs. Beck." Get a devil's haircut.
I was just pimp-slapped by a bat! How the hell do I put that in the report?
Oh, it's the Onion of Knowledge.
"The same dream?" Yeah, only Raymond Burr was in it this time.
Just remember the first 30 years are the hardest.
Mary Tyler Less.
Jeez, all he's missing is the feathered boa.
Well "IT" shouldn't drink so much cofffe then!
"They're crawling all over me." At least something is.
Finally an excuse to drink my own urine.
Well, I DO feel closer to you since you opened up about your stink.