1010 - It Lives by Night
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Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
Between this and the oil embargo, I just...
A mannequin was brutally beaten and murdered today.
"Where are we going?"
Bring your bitter wife.
Well, IT shouldn't drink so much coffee.
Yeah, the final part of her walking away was just too graphic to show.
"I found this next to the body." A signed confession from you!
A woman and her guitar were found dead in a shallow grave in the desert.
i'm sorry liquor, he hurt your feelings.
I'm sheriff character actor.
Yeah, by this time he's found himself a 22-yr old trophy bat.
Well, I Shouldn't have laughed my way through small mammal wrestling back at the academy.
Here, dump that in the ocean.
Finally, an excuse to drink my urine.
I posed like this in Playgirl, only without my pants.
(Crow as the voice of the bat) You're thrusting your hair at me again!
Man she's got a lot fingers doesn't she?
Ahhh, the Keith Richards Memorial Blood Bank. Excellent....
Whoa! Air conditioning really kicked in.
[Servo] So the message is ladies, if your husband becomes a bat, abandon your career and become one too...
[Crow} So whose is this movies target audience? [Servo] Hell, I dunno...Bat-enthusiasts named Stan? And even he missed it...
[Crow] Umm, this is a non-intercourse room...
“You new around here too?”...Look, I’m married and I’m a bat, ok?
Forget it! I’m leaving you for Dr. Mustache Love
My weak chin will get us through this
Well, should I ah, pick out your belly button lint while I’m down here?
Maybe he got bit by a jerk bat ?
That's my erroneous zone.
It's Mary you spiteful bastards!
Why there's a thorn in there!
Could this be my Yoda-like mentor?
OH HA HA, this is rich!!!
OH, too much vapor action!
Oh, I'm technically dead again!
Please, don't succumb to the urge to eat each other.
Ick! There are sheets involved!
The real him is basically a diseased liver with legs.
Hey, she's wearing a Charlie Brown sweater!
Vacation! In the Forbidden Zone!!
Stewart enjoys living on the north side of many large trees.
I hate it when you get bats in your pajamas
♫ "...Ooo yeah, I'm a bat. Wanna suck your cuckoo vein." ♫
The bat and I were lovers in another life.
Oh, is this part of the movie?
Hey! I was hoping for another cave-tour scene and we got one!
Honey, come look at this! Is this weird?
Uh...this DIDN'T happen.
Hi Nurse "8-Pints".
Is that a hang up I hear?
I love me too.
IT'S daaa dun da dadada dun da dun da dun da dun da dun!
"Take me to someplace!"
We never go anywhere anymore!
Listen! The Planet of the Apes apes are coming!
VACATION...IN THE FORBIDDEN ZONE!
When picking up hitchhikers goes horribly wrong.
Someone three houses down runs a vacuum cleaner at night.
Crow: It's hard to fly when you've got a coach purse over your arm.
Mike: Boy, I found that out!
It'd be a better movie if he'd been bitten by a cow.
Gee, what am I gonna do with all these moths in my pocket?
It'd be a better movie if he had been bitten by a cow.
O Negative, now in the new wide-mouth slam can.
I can turn the world on with my stinkin' smile!
Ho-san-na Su-per-star, Hosanna Superstar!
There's a bush baby in the back seat waiting to pound him.
Well the realtors showing us a couple of caves...better get going!
Bats are throwing rotten tomatoes at em'
Do I have time to plant evidence somewhere?
Give me a minute...I have a fear of paneling!
I took a nap in the blast furnace!
This is worse than when i got jumped by those field mice!
I'm flying away! Flap..flap...flap...flap....
What! Is he looking for shoe prints on the ceiling?
Hey! Marge Simpson behind that wall!
He left me Guano! It's so solid and well shaped he must be healthy!
I've seen you undressing me with your sonar!
He's posing for the Dollar!
[ 'Something you can never understand.' ] [ "the great taste of rat!" ]
I'm an injured mosquito...zzz zz!
"O" Negative now in the New Wide Mouthed Slam Can!
You just have the cutest little face..don't you!?!
Where are all the huge vats of blood?!?
Ah yes! and he decides on the Aircraft Carrier of Cars!
The longest cave tour..ever!
Please be careful!...this will be boring...
Welcome to Landfill National Park!
I'm sorry Liquor...he hurt your feelings!
Oh! Not this story again!
He's a Naturally Occurring Clown!
[ 'Your beginning to know the real me!' ] [ "Well no sense puttin' off the lovin'!" ]
I really Guano'd my pants on that one!
Uhh! You seen Mother or Juggs?!?
Stay in my mouth, drool!
and the Giant Impala groans into action!
Sorry Johnny, I told the Sheriff he could sleep with us!
Just remember the 1st 30 years are the hardest!
Tell Charlie McCarthy I want my money!
I'm just going to fly once around the parking lot!
I'm not a BAT!!! I mean uuuhhh.....
Maybe he got bitten by a Jerk Bat!?!
Where's the nurse?...I'm dilated to 8!
Please, just hide me from Ozzy Osbourne!
We can't all eat the same mosquito!
Has he never been mellow?
[ 'Dr. Kipling'] [ "Riki Tikki Tavi is waiting for you" ]
I could use a Hug!
~What would you say if I sang out a tune?~
Dr. Mellow Ski-Bum said it would be fine!
Hey! He's a Love American Style Doctor.
I'm having Sex!
The precise moment they realized their marriage was over!
It's a Free Range Orange!
Someday I'll tell you why I'm so smug!
Music for the heavily sedated...
Batman has really let his place go!
"This cave is popular for those avoiding sex."
"For now I'll just bleed in the water."
That hits my erroneous zone.
"I talked to your mother."
"Oh you didn't"
"I told her you said 'Squeak.'"
"Hey it's the 'Bats' Motel"
"The same dream?"
"Yeah, only Raymond Burr was in it this time."
Man, I hate it when you get bats in your pajamas
There's a heavenly light on his groin
I'm flying away! Flap-flap-flap-flap...
Guy's got a job delivering spooky folk singers...
But bats weigh less than a pound and he beat you up?
Hey! She was on the FIRST tour!
Okay...so he's wearing the drunk's clothes. ...which means that there's a dead, smelly, naked drunk somewhere! AAAAA!
Everything copacetic in here?
He has achieved a state of perfect blandness.
There! Now, I'll fit in.
Hey! There's a crazed sweaty guy and...oh, wait, he's wearing a cardigan. It's fine.
But I like it here! I love the pudding!
"I don't care about bats. I care about you."
I care about me, too.
A human! He'll entangle my feet with his hair!!
How's our marriage going?!
Ah ma'am, this is a no intercourse room.
Hey, he's a Love American Style doctor.
She ramps right up to "ordeal" mode.
Taking action is for effective people.
Hey, do agony of defeat again
And remember: if you are bitten by a bat, you will convulse and turn into one; it's a scientific fact.
....It's.... *Tom hums Monty Python's Flying Circus theme*
"You wandered out of your room, and you spotted the nurse" -and you killed her- "lying on the floor," -you killed her- "dead" -'cause of you.- "You panicked," -rekilled her- "rushed back to your room," -killed her.
Hmm, it's the Bats Motel.
Oh, Professor Firefly!
This is all about me shaving my mustache, isn't it?
Crow - "Uh-oh, nobody set the brakes on the camera...going downhill. Grip...Grip!"
Crow - "I've seen you undressing me with your sonar!"
Crow - "He decides on the aircraft carrier of cars."
Mike - "Forget it, I'm leaving you for Mr. Mustache Love!"
I'm giving you your Miranda beating.
I guess by definition I am in the Batmobile now.
Man, I really have to quit killing guys.
We took a vote, we are pushing you out Johnny.
Music for the heavily sedated.
Yeah I hate it when you get bats in your pajamas.
The fact is the babes are on me so thick I gotta peel em off like pants.
Hes got a Mia Farrow haircut.
Later, over a romantic dinner, they discuss the details of the case.
Did she marry Kevin Macdonald?
The 'Like Father, Like Son' suite.
Posed like this in Playgirl only without my pants.
So the scientist gets his information from a minimum wage Park Service guide?
I'll hit the snooze button on my biological clock
I oughta be able to have a reaction to that, I'm an actor! Nah, its not worth it.
so now we watch him recede into a tiny speck. thank you movie
you hit a bump in that thing and fifty miles down the road you're still recovering
save me large nose holes!
Welcome to Landfill National Park.
"Hi, I'm Sheriff Character Actor."
"Married With Children" blaring out of each and every trailer...
Maybe he got bit by a JERK bat.
"Dick Dale's lightly noodling somewhere..."
"Ah, straight into the arms of Sheriff Menacing W. Pervert."
"Careful Now. He probably has Captain Morgan™ Spiced Blood."
"Yes, tonight we're having lightly dilled Field Mouse in a Mosquito demi-glace."
"20 CCs of 'The Dry Look!'™ And get me some Space Food Sticks™!"
"Suzy Chapstick and her husband: Ron Chapstick!"
"Aaahhhh!! You kiss like my Aunt Rita!!"
"Oh, Johnny, you're right: Sex is silly."
"Mutual of Omaha's Mild Kingdom."
♫"...Taaaake me out to the ballgaaaame..."♫
" *SPERLUNK - SPERLUNK* "
"Who's the bag hiding the BOOZE from?"
"I heal you in the name of SKIING."
"Ha ha ha, my FEMUR is sticking out of my ski pants." (19:37)... 23 seconds later... (20:00)..... """SHRINKAGE"""
My whipper is small and furry--I hope that's okay!
He's a naturally occurring clown.
He sounds like the Swedish Chef muppet.
He'll be so delighted when he finds that old piece of bologna in the coat pocket.
I'm not as popular as Enos and that troubles me.
Umm, do you have any drug allergies?
-"Are you all-rite?"
-We'll just move on then.
This cave is popular for those avoiding sex.
You have the right to remain ultra-sonic. Anything you squeak can and will be used against you!
Where's the nurse? I'm dilated to eight!
God I hate festival seating!
"What is that?" What do you mean, Nurse Soon-to-be-killed-by-a-bat?
Hunter Thompson, Texas Ranger.
I was just pimp-slapped by a bat. How the hell am I spose to put THAT on the report?
My father was a master bat hunter. That makes me Bat Masterson.
He left me guano!
Here's a glass of snow.
Dr. Manbat, you are needed in surgery. Dr. Manbat.
Actual trailer trash!
Baileys and pickle juice!
Hey guys - eventual food!
"A LOU SHAW FILM"
In fact, THE Lou Shaw film.
well, no sense puttin' off the lovin'
With bitter irony he realizes he now has to call an ambulance.
He's achieved a state of perfect blandness.
I ought to be able to have a reaction to that, I'm an actor. Nah, not worth it.
These nurses are on the website "Lukewarm Nurses."
We could also spackle your nose-holes if you want.
But Dr. Mellow Ski Bum said it would be fine...
"Wut would you do if I sang out of tune?"
O negative: now in the wide mouth slam can.
Shot from inside an oven.
"Suspect homicidal." Hey, I'm hetero-cidal.
Crummy high-speed chase. Didn't even knock over a fruit stand.
"I'd go along with him if I were you, Mrs. Beck." Get a devil's haircut.
I was just pimp-slapped by a bat! How the hell do I put that in the report?
Oh, it's the Onion of Knowledge.
"The same dream?" Yeah, only Raymond Burr was in it this time.
Just remember the first 30 years are the hardest.
Mary Tyler Less.
Jeez, all he's missing is the feathered boa.
Well "IT" shouldn't drink so much cofffe then!
"They're crawling all over me." At least something is.
Finally an excuse to drink my own urine.
Well, I DO feel closer to you since you opened up about your stink.