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1010 - It Lives by Night
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And remember: if you are bitten by a bat, you will convulse and turn into one; it's a scientific fact.
"You wandered out of your room, and you spotted the nurse" -and you killed her- "lying on the floor," -you killed her- "dead" -'cause of you.- "You panicked," -rekilled her- "rushed back to your room," -killed her.
Crow - "Uh-oh, nobody set the brakes on the camera...going downhill. Grip...Grip!"
The fact is the babes are on me so thick I gotta peel em off like pants.
I oughta be able to have a reaction to that, I'm an actor! Nah, its not worth it.
you hit a bump in that thing and fifty miles down the road you're still recovering
"Yes, tonight we're having lightly dilled Field Mouse in a Mosquito demi-glace."
"Ha ha ha, my FEMUR is sticking out of my ski pants." (19:37)... 23 seconds later... (20:00)..... """SHRINKAGE"""
He'll be so delighted when he finds that old piece of bologna in the coat pocket.
You have the right to remain ultra-sonic. Anything you squeak can and will be used against you!
I was just pimp-slapped by a bat. How the hell am I spose to put THAT on the report?
I ought to be able to have a reaction to that, I'm an actor. Nah, not worth it.
I was just pimp-slapped by a bat! How the hell do I put that in the report?
Well, I DO feel closer to you since you opened up about your stink.
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"Um, do you have any drug allergies?" - Cracks me up every time!
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Wow, the sheriff is JT from The Sidehackers all mature and professional and everything.
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Cathy is his one "Sourdough"? o_0
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Who else wants to shout out, "I don't care!" every time Mrs. Bat says, "Johnny..."?
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I hope no bats were hurt in the making of this "movie." They're actually way cuter and less creepy than the so-called human beings involved. :/
No back story at all. They never showed Jack Napier killing Mike Beck's parents while saying, "Y'ever dance with the devil under the pale moonlight?"
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If it lives by night what does it do during the day?
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For some reason I can picture David Duchovny in this role...
We can't stop here, this is bat country!
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This movie is rich with fertilizer.
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Wait a minute, is that the Magmoor Caverns theme from Metroid Prime at 10:58? The semblance is uncanny.
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I had the pear dream again...
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So werebat-ism is an STD? I wish someone had told me that before I made it with that chick I found in the cave....squeak squeak...