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1011 - Horrors of Spider Island
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hot babes?? .. I've seen hotter females in a snake pit .. and they'd probably be less of a pain in the ass!
So you want to end your movie that way, huh? Ok, get bent! We're out of here!
They're already planning a 'Playboy's Girls of the Plane Crash' issue.
[I wonder where that peculiar hissing came from, that he always heard]
THE AUDIENCE!
Servo: We've got...spirit...yes we...do...we've got spirit...how 'bout...rrgh...
Crow: MRxL.
"We've been in the water for an hour! Will you stop chewing on my foot?!"
"Okay, there. I've looked at clouds from both sides now, and frankly I'm not that impressed."
You know, anthropologists would call this a mating dance but what do you say?
'I should pay more attention ... to young women'
... maybe I wouldn't be so gay.
Wow, almost thought we were in trouble there ... flamin' out and crashing at high speed into the ocean and all...
"Better dead...than continue living." - As a general rule, I'm not sure I agree.
Be sure to murmur and coo some more too. Uh-huh...good! Yeah, keep it up now, that's it. Hey Suzy, I don't hear you!
"Paddle with your hands!" - Or your panties or your breasts or whatever!
Is this more substantial Mike? Could there be any more goose poop in my yard?
"Man, this is even too much for me, Mike! Can't we see a couple of elderly scientists in lab coats talking nonstop instead?"
Mike: Your body language is confusing,.. your telling me something.
Servo: you need me to paint your house ? Lemme come over there.
Crow: Should we get our filthy raincoats on to watch this ??
Too bad we can't grab this movie with a tissue and crumple it and flush it down the toilet...
We've got spirit....yes we do....we've got spirit...how....'bout...you? Euhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..................................MRxL.
Shrimp kabobs, shrimp gumbo, shrimp ice cream, shrimp-skin coats, shrimp hubcaps, shrimp contact lenses, shrimp-based religion... shrimp personal watercraft...
"So,um, is he strong?" Hey! Listen bud! He's got radioactive blood!
I'm not just wondering if there's a point to the movie now, I'm wondering if there's a point to anything...
Yes I was unfaithful but it was like 87 degrees. And it's kinda windy, that too.
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Strangled by a spider! .. Gee how totally horrific and scary and stuff! Completely uncomparable to being eaten by a shark, or being turned inside out by the Thing!.
Oh god I want them all to die within the first 5 minutes of the film .. but dammit they persist. My vision of hell .. trapped on a raft with whimpering, nail varnish obsessed harpies ... eugh!
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I like that Servo points out: "From Los Angeles, they take off from New York to fly to Singapore." I flew to Singapore once. We couldn't even go straight to Asia from LA. We took a little plane from LA to San Francisco, then flew to Tokyo, then Singapore. Then onto my actual destination, Jakarta, Indonesia. It was a pretty epic amount of flying.
The movie falls off the rails 3/4 through, but otherwise provides excellent fodder for the boys. An underated episode I highly recommend.
@9:50 They're going to be dancing in Singapore.
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In the opening scene he pulls the cigarette from the girls mouth, because there is NO SMOKING allowed. He then puts it out... IN AN ASHTRAY!
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Should have been "The Whores Of Spider Island". Guess they had to do something to the only man to keep the film from devolving into a nonstop bonkfest.
"This is called, 'You'll never have sex with me'"
Oh god xd
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Did anyone else notice that three or four times they make a point of mentioning the professor's revolver, but the prop gun is an automatic?
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It's like they made a porno but forgot the sex.
I find it interesting that they should know the name of the guy from "Blue Lagoon".
So with the death of the stripper at the cabin while the other women were out looking for Gary, was the horror movie trope that says the sluttiest character is ALWAYS doomed born?
I love how the man-spider loses ground on the vertical climb.
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10:30..... the look on that secretary's face, put her in a patent leather suit, give her a whip, in some dingy basement, what have ya got ? Babs is in some DEEP Kim-chi, that's what !
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I want to feel clean again.
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Every time I find myself being titillated by the languid sexploitation I try to remind myself that these ladies, if they are alive, are probably hooked up to ventilators in a nursing home right now.
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You know, Crow's article in the lifestyle section is essentially twitter.
Huh. I just watched Kitten With a Whip before this, so this is the second time tonight I've seen Mike in drag.
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Could there be more goose poop in my yard?
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Brain Guy doing that scene from Flashdance with the bucket of water that comes down... So classic.