1011 - Horrors of Spider Island
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"Come on girls, Babs, Kate" I want to sleep on a bed of breasts.
It's a touchdown behind her
It's a dancer and her seeing-eye dancer
"Listen honey, when they take those turbans off, they're just like any other man" Turban-less
Well, it's a nice day; I think I'll go home like this.
"Shall I dance for you?" Yes! For God's sake yes!
It's the 'Drunk Aunt At The Wedding' dance.
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THE HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND!
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