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1011 - Horrors of Spider Island



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Stephen A Nathe - about 1 month ago

Crow says MRYXL!!


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Brian Kijowski - about 1 month ago

"I'd pay eleven thousand dollars to be there right now." LOL


The movie star~
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Mike Carmona - about 1 month ago

Wife just caught ear of "A whole island full of Gingers," and was surprised to think Tom was a racist. You know you're getting old when you have to explain to someone 6 years younger than you that the comment was made with the noblest intentions.


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Forrest Baker Pusey - 2 months ago

Yes, Crow. After ten years you have indeed earned one ten-second break.


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Kenshin Chan - 2 months ago

Mike makes a very pretty languid, helpless and sex-starved lady!


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Phil Carstens - 3 months ago

You know, with the way this movie hates women, it's an hour and a half of me rubbing my forehead thinking "Really?"


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James Laramie III - 4 months ago

For a good time call Mike Nelson


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Hailley Petey-Plane - 5 months ago

My memories are a little vague, but I believe that this was the very first episode I ever watched, which is a little funny because it's one of the last ones they ever made. But as a result, I have a deep fondness for this episode. My family and I mention "Shrimp personal watercraft, shrimp-based religion" on a regular basis.


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Mike as Gary....hahahahaha...poor Bobo...


Just had to try it.
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I mean what other purpose could a hammer with a long handle have besides excavating uranium? It's obvious isn't it?


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John Carnahan - 9 months ago

Ah the fifties.


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Aaron Kuehmichel - 11 months ago

Hey, my home town is name-checked in this one! At the 15:00 mark Mike complains about only flying with 'seed salesmen from La Crosse.' XD


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Mike Carmona - 11 months ago

"Mr. Beardsley -- I mean, Gary!"


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Matthew McMillan - about 1 year ago

One of my top ten episodes. Never gets tiresome. "The HORRORS of spider island!"


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Joseph Ewing - about 1 year ago

I can't believe this movie was not considered pornographic back then. Bettie Page was this graphic.


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Joseph Ewing - about 1 year ago

0:10:29 What the hell is that look supposed to mean?


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Punch Rockgroin - about 1 year ago

I can't believe this movie doesn't have more laughs! This was always one of my favorites.


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Vince Giangiacomo - about 1 year ago

Harald Maresch who played Joe, his claim to fame was getting Lupe Velez pregnant and causing her suicide.


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Scott A. Taylor - over 1 year ago

Strangled by a spider! .. Gee how totally horrific and scary and stuff! Completely uncomparable to being eaten by a shark, or being turned inside out by the Thing!.


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Scott A. Taylor - over 1 year ago

Oh god I want them all to die within the first 5 minutes of the film .. but dammit they persist. My vision of hell .. trapped on a raft with whimpering, nail varnish obsessed harpies ... eugh!


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Mr.Jensen - over 1 year ago

The movie falls off the rails 3/4 through, but otherwise provides excellent fodder for the boys. An underated episode I highly recommend.


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@9:50 They're going to be dancing in Singapore.


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Kimono Dragon - over 1 year ago

In the opening scene he pulls the cigarette from the girls mouth, because there is NO SMOKING allowed. He then puts it out... IN AN ASHTRAY!


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Mitchell - over 1 year ago

Should have been "The Whores Of Spider Island". Guess they had to do something to the only man to keep the film from devolving into a nonstop bonkfest.


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Wade Ebel - over 1 year ago

"This is called, 'You'll never have sex with me'"

Oh god xd


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David - over 1 year ago

Did anyone else notice that three or four times they make a point of mentioning the professor's revolver, but the prop gun is an automatic?


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Alex Stefanic - over 1 year ago

It's like they made a porno but forgot the sex.


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I find it interesting that they should know the name of the guy from "Blue Lagoon".


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Scooter Atreides - almost 2 years ago

So with the death of the stripper at the cabin while the other women were out looking for Gary, was the horror movie trope that says the sluttiest character is ALWAYS doomed born?


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I love how the man-spider loses ground on the vertical climb.


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Robert Ferguson - about 2 years ago

10:30..... the look on that secretary's face, put her in a patent leather suit, give her a whip, in some dingy basement, what have ya got ? Babs is in some DEEP Kim-chi, that's what !


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Gal Dagon - about 2 years ago

I want to feel clean again.


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Andrew Jones - about 2 years ago

Every time I find myself being titillated by the languid sexploitation I try to remind myself that these ladies, if they are alive, are probably hooked up to ventilators in a nursing home right now.


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Austin Strong - about 2 years ago

You know, Crow's article in the lifestyle section is essentially twitter.


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Phil Carstens - about 2 years ago

Huh. I just watched Kitten With a Whip before this, so this is the second time tonight I've seen Mike in drag.


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Anne Fleming - about 2 years ago

Could there be more goose poop in my yard?


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Brain Guy doing that scene from Flashdance with the bucket of water that comes down... So classic.