1011 - Horrors of Spider Island
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hot babes?? .. I've seen hotter females in a snake pit .. and they'd probably be less of a pain in the ass!
So, Minnesota. That must be passive aggressive.
Her accent changed three times in one sentence.
"Oh, are you always so picayunish?" No, I'm Lithuanian.
Pat Nixon gets down at the White House.
So you want to end your movie that way, huh? Ok, get bent! We're out of here!
They're already planning a 'Playboy's Girls of the Plane Crash' issue.
"Repeat your position! Repeat your position!"
Your infidelity mildly irritates me!
Red Lobster Snow Crabs finally fight back!
Try crossing your legs now pal!
[I wonder where that peculiar hissing came from, that he always heard]
Servo: We've got...spirit...yes we...do...we've got spirit...how 'bout...rrgh...
"So should we get our filthy raincoats on to watch this?"
"Minnesota, huh? Boy, that Harold Stassen is a bright young face, huh?"
"Backstage at Lilith Fair, Joan Osborne and Jewel have another brawl."
"With my luck, I would've crashed with ZZ Top."
"We've been in the water for an hour! Will you stop chewing on my foot?!"
"Okay, there. I've looked at clouds from both sides now, and frankly I'm not that impressed."
"From Los Angeles, they take off from New York to go to Singapore!"
"Is he strong?" "HEY! Listen bud! He's got radioactive blood!"
Look at that shadow, it's Sideshow Bob!
Wow, can you really do that through pants?
Heh heh heh heh....I'm impotent.
"Water! Come on! Come on! COME ON!" - COME ON!!
You know, anthropologists would call this a mating dance but what do you say?
He attacked me and now we're engaged!
Uh, I'm laying on a dead man-of-war.
Best way to get it is to lick it off my chest.
She was appointed acting Gary in his absence.
"A dead man, caught in a giant web." Oh, I was looking at the wallpaper.
"Oh, Gary..." Pull your slacks up higher!
'Feels like a sneaker' my ass.
Defending my misogyny really takes commitment!
Man, I'd pay eleven thousand dollars to be there right now.
'I should pay more attention ... to young women'
... maybe I wouldn't be so gay.
Wow, almost thought we were in trouble there ... flamin' out and crashing at high speed into the ocean and all...
Babs played fullback for the Lions.
Tomorrow I'm gonna try to pull my pants up to my chest.
I think her timing belt is too tight.
Spider Island - home to the stars.
It's an anagram for "a bra bra navel night."
Gary, thy Lord commandeth, tug your pants down a titch and put on a shirt.
It's a Dames and Broads audition
I wasn't even being sexy until the dirty sax music started
... I mean I'm glad your puppy died.
Ya BOTH get no shirt.
Mike, Servo's down again...
Hey! Who told them to get dressed?
"Better dead...than continue living." - As a general rule, I'm not sure I agree.
This condescending pat will hold you till I get back.
Be sure to murmur and coo some more too. Uh-huh...good! Yeah, keep it up now, that's it. Hey Suzy, I don't hear you!
"Ow." - My tender man-skin.
They should just start putting handles on women for easy carrying.
"Paddle with your hands!" - Or your panties or your breasts or whatever!
I'm Bob Box-body.
Do you like bugs?
Hairy palms? Mother was right!
"A hammer... with a long handle." That's ME!
It's the 'Drunk Aunt At The Wedding' dance.
Brought to you by the National Garter Council!
THE HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND!
This is how Ms. Magazine does its hiring.
Is this more substantial Mike? Could there be any more goose poop in my yard?
"I fell outta the tree!"
"Man, this is even too much for me, Mike! Can't we see a couple of elderly scientists in lab coats talking nonstop instead?"
"He was caught in the middle of a cheerleading move!"
"Ow, sharp! Ow, coral! Ow, puffer fish! Owie, owie ow! Electric eel!"
"Ahh! I spent a brief second without alcohol!"
"This is called 'You'll Never Have Sex With Me'."
"They're playin' make-out music, Mike! What do ya say?"
Ever eat glass?
Mike: Your body language is confusing,.. your telling me something.
Servo: you need me to paint your house ? Lemme come over there.
Crow: Should we get our filthy raincoats on to watch this ??
BABS : "A researching researcher"......
I think they'll pull out of it....
He saw an air molecule that respects women.
At this point, I would suggest that the name "Spider Island" is misleading.
I hope the natives like 'fan dancing'.
Finally, the hundreds of STDs take their toll.
Settling, the movie.
She's a sexy Henry David Thoreau.
So this is a sexy, spider-filled version of "the Tempest."
Um, you're in my writhing space.
Her accent changed three times in one sentence.
Too bad we can't grab this movie with a tissue and crumple it and flush it down the toilet...
There, there. Take comfort in my beefy-ness.
We've got spirit....yes we do....we've got spirit...how....'bout...you? Euhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..................................MRxL.
"A stripper?" and refinisher.
Shrimp kabobs, shrimp gumbo, shrimp ice cream, shrimp-skin coats, shrimp hubcaps, shrimp contact lenses, shrimp-based religion... shrimp personal watercraft...
Let's pretend we're evolving
"So,um, is he strong?" Hey! Listen bud! He's got radioactive blood!
I'm not just wondering if there's a point to the movie now, I'm wondering if there's a point to anything...
"Look! A cabin!"
-"It's the leatherface residence!"
My famous rubber arm puss-punch.
I'm Bob square body.
'They' will not come if I build it. Shut up!
Yes I was unfaithful but it was like 87 degrees. And it's kinda windy, that too.
"There you are, Georgia." Just north of Florida.