1012 - Squirm
|Short - A Case of Spring Fever:|
Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
Ew, there's a lot of Elton John in that face.
Hey, what are you doing you creepy little wiener? What the hell?
The sharpened bamboo sticks in the bottom were a nice touch.
Wow, she's nice. If I was just a little straighter...
I gotta play with the New York Dolls.
Left my shadow, hope you don't mind.
"Which direction is nearest town?" - Umm...flashlight.
Hey! A new outlet for my rage!
I'll pack a picnic of hands and skin!
We need your help calling out, 'Mr. Beardsly!!'
Well, we better get back to shouting 'Mr. Beardsly!'
I'm incapable of even considering that you might be gone!
So, one clod says one thing and the whole world pays?
Oh Roger you complete me!
death by particle board!
we have Eraserhead chicken
James Harriot, no!
save the girl or go antiquing, hmm. antiques here I come!
the worm had a shiv!
welcome to divot hills
where does Coiley fit into God's plan for us?
"Lowly Worm's Worst Day Ever."
"Yer' gonna' wanna' see th' possum-rendering plant and th' yam that looks lak' Lyndon LaRouche!"
"Wow. When he wets 'em, he doesn't fool around."
♫ ♬ "I won't sing anymore... Until the check clears the bank..." ♫ ♬
" 'Most bizarre freak of nature ever recorded...' Oh, broccoflower."
"Well, I still don't hafta' fix the couch, so eat me!"
"He parted his hair with a bandsaw."
"No springs? I don't care. There's still butter and meatloaf!"
"I just don't want you to be too disappointed if he doesn't come." Mother, that's private!
More gray asses!
Try it eight more times! Maybe it'll work!
Mom's knitting a sweater for William Faulkner.
You know, he's a good dentist if you can keep him from knocking you out and impregnating you...
So how is it possible Jerry Reed isn't in this movie??
I will dye my hair clown-red for you...
Y'know, it helps that I'm smooth and nutless! See how my scrotum-less body fits snugly with the tree?
He's got my purse!
I smell pork and it ain't the special.
Don't eat the gorditas.
The business of selling human bones at an auction??
Wow, this IS the south.
Hey, is there a DOOR to this thing?
Were any antiques harmed??
"Yup, that was the worst storm we've had......." CUT! ".....since I was knee high to a duck."
Live Nude Worms
We thought you'd enjoy reading your movie.
"Why there's springs in mouse traps, guns, exercisers, hinges, pogo sticks....." GUNS huh?
Can't decide between short sleeves or long? Split the difference!
"Sorry about your gold reindeer there Mike"
Hey he flattened two garden snakes, and made suspenders
"We better start looking for a boneless person."
"Hi, I'm sheriff Pink....."
"I'm going to Willem DaFoe all over you"
" Oooooooooooh the name's Mikes Socksy"
SERVO: "Well I guess I'm starting to squirm, a little bit."
"George ManAss, the E is silent" (George Manasse)producer)
Death by particleboard.
He looks like an unbaked breadstick in slacks.
Who's 'Eee eee-ing'?
You'll be the first to die!
Agh, spring-loving bastard...
"I'm gonna Willem Dafoe all over you."
"Now remember what I told you" -in the north I'm considered very handsome.
"There's three teeth missing from the top of the skull." That's everyone in the county.
Lots of loose soil to bury someone out here...
Ma'am, singer lady, can we put our pencils down?
-You're looking quite icky today, Ron.
Mom cracked in 1953.
Leave me, skin pigment.
"The worms attacked Roger!" - Well he's got a layer of topsoil, you can't blame them.
Oh baby. Oh, that's me.
"I just don't want you to be too disappointed if he doesn't come" - Mother, that's private!
Aaah Well parried my rapier witted friend!
Ths hurts as bad as the time that butterfly struck me
I'm gonna' willem dafoe all over you
Are we JUST gonna have afterglow or are we gonna have sex?
I do believe i have the farts...I mean vapors.
Patch Ass and Scrawny. I want you to to play outside!
He looks like sentient artery plaque.
All his shirt needs is a chianti candle and a menu.
Imperial Grand Dragon and I still gotta drive a bus.
Here are some images to augment our written premise that there was in fact bad weather.
*Isn't she lovely?!*
Your gonna need ah conical hat with eye holes
A PENCIL WITH HAIR!!! oh no.. It's just her..
Ah a southern man don't need you around anyhow!
We shape our hair into waves down here, boy.
Brian Setzer at his day job.
Oh, sorry about that samurai sword cutting of your arm there!
It's Coiley's army of drakness, look!
Merry Christmass, you wonderfull old couch!
I own your ass, fatboy, now get back here!
"No springs!" -oh and no redemption, by the way.
Her behind has a little face with a mustache!
Way over Southerning.
Where does Coiley fit into God's plan for us?
We shape our hair into waves down here, boy.
Come on, no one's that southern.
This hurts more than when that butterfly struck me.
stop having worms in your body, you idiot!
Hey look! God has a spring.
No Mike's socks.
GOD, I JUST LOVE ANTIQUES!
say....can we see the weird kid with the banjo?
I accidently married one of the sheep...
Jam Handy reminds you to keep your preserves in a convenient place.