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1013 - Diabolik



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120 laughs

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Ian Dixon - 17 days ago

Deep deep down... that song always gets painfully stuck in my head when I watch this one.


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Joaquin Romero - about 1 month ago

Hey, at 29:25, it's The MAster. It all makes sense now: cut off from his groovy dance/drug hangout he went wandering the desert and started worshipping Manos.


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Bender Rodriguez - 2 months ago

To Earth!

Will they just revive this series already? Cinematic Titanic and Rifftrax are great and all but some of us need puppets to cope with life. Bring em all back! Even Jim Mallon if you really have to.


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Liz Stockwell - 2 months ago

So...what happens to Cambot?


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Teri Gee - 3 months ago

IT WAS DONE BY SOMEONE!


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Phannon Salmer - 4 months ago

I love that the movie they're watching at the end is the "The Crawling Eye." Such a great way to bring the series around full circle. (If you ignore season zero of course.)


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Stephen A Nathe - 4 months ago

My mind has been blown! Diabolik is KALGAN from SPACE MUTINY!!


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Joey Parkhill - 4 months ago

Is it weird whenever I watch this episode, the credits of the show come on and I start to cry?


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The fact that, at the end, Mike and the Bots are choosing to watch "The Crawling Eye" out of their own free will, shows that the Mads at least partly broke them.


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Mike and the Bot's apartment looks a lot like an office pantry in Eden Prairie Minnesota or there abouts.


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Tommy Hahn - 7 months ago

This is one of the best!


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Jam Handy - 7 months ago

A lot of the dialog and sound effects in this movie were heavily sampled and used as intros & outros in the Messer Chups Album "Crazy Price"... which belongs to the Ipecac Records catalogue...which is a record label co-owned by Mike Patton...there just thought I'd share that : P

http://ipecac.com/artists.php/messer_chups


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Theiguanaman2 - 7 months ago

wait a minute? if SOL was destroyed and M&tB got away, how the heck did MST3K the movie happen?


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - 8 months ago

Wow! Three run throughs so far! Let me see, what to do now. I got it, let's watch the "Crawling Eye!"


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Leigh Mccallum - 8 months ago

Even those lovable nerds The Beastie Boys paid homage to this episode! In ther video body movin' . "GREAT" now I'm even more depressed. R.I.P. Adam To The MSTies you will always be "ONE OF US! ONE OF US!"


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John Carnahan - 8 months ago

I was so sad when this show ended. Thank god for this site and you wonderful people.


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Rufus T. Firefly - 9 months ago

The idea of Diabolik being like Robin Hood reminds me of a line from Blackadder series 3 in which Baldrick is describing a famous highwayman:
Baldrick: They say he's halfway to becoming the next Robin Hood.
Blackadder: Why halfway?
Baldrick: Well, he steals from the rich, but he hasn't quite gotten 'round to giving to the poor yet...

Also, RIP MST3k (*tear*)


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GallariaIchiban - 9 months ago

Even since discovering that MST3k exists in its entirety on YouTube, I still haven't rewatched this episode anywhere near as much as the others because MST3k ending makes me really sad. :(


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Ruth E Fabiano - 10 months ago

Diabolik's laugh is exactly like Dr. Evil's


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Kelly Slane - 10 months ago

Hey, who's for rice?


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So, when Pearl tries the self-destruct button and Mike, Tom, Crow, and Gypsy think they are all about to die, and none of them bother to say goodbye to Cambot? That's harsh.


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Pencil Josh Hatfylld - 11 months ago

Chief?


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Teri Gee - 11 months ago

All the way through the series. Guess I have to start over again. Which KTMA episodes will I struggle through this time?


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I can think of at least a dozen reasons why the emerald machine-gun wouldn't work.


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Yes Diabolik! The world’s most notorious gimp!


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Eleven hours and fifty seven minutes!? So she knows PRECISELY when he took the stuff.


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So a man dies surrounded by gunmen and the reporter’s first thought is poison.


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Ah crap, another Bond villain.


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Yes, dress them up as rich people, that will dissuade robbers.


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Wow, those money bags ACTUALLY had dollar signs on them.


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I agree with Pearl as she tantrums over the SOL coming back to Earth. I felt the same way, though admittedly for different reasons.


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Dan Rudy - 12 months ago

Pearl's done well as the dictator of Qatar. Since taking over, its GDP has risen 1,396%. Who knew flavoured sand would be such a success?


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Joseph Ewing - about 1 year ago

I don't think a woman can be sexier than the blonde in this.


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Sam Michael - about 1 year ago

Thank you MST3K for an awesome 10 seasons. Time to go back and start over!


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Charles Todd Helton Architect - about 1 year ago

"Dan Quale announces his candidacy!" My thoughts exactly. Ha, Ha, Ha!


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Reconst - about 1 year ago

54:47 "Welcome, Dr. Meechum." Ha, a MST3K Movie/This Island Earth reference... at the last episode of the show. It's like the "Watch out for snakes" reference on Mitchell. I feel sad now.


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Reconst - about 1 year ago

32:00 Did he just tell the person steering the ship to "get lost"?


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William Johnson - about 1 year ago

When I met Mike at Comic-Con 2007 (San Diego) I asked him to inscribe for me on a DVD the quote 'dangerously steep stairs'. That line, to me, encapsulates Mike from season 5 to the end ...


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Mike Sgro - about 1 year ago

"Is that stud cuming?"
MST3k last words-- R.I.P--


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Briggs Gordon - about 1 year ago

Someone REALLY enjoys their latex. Does this guy moonlight as The Gimp?


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How many experiments: About 200.
How long an experiment is: About 2 hours.
How many years the experiments lasted: About 10 years.
How long it took for the experiments to end: About 30 seconds.


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Mike Carmona - over 1 year ago

It breaks my heart to see the SOL get destroyed. Back to Season 1!


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Mr.J - over 1 year ago

This underated episode just may qualify for top 1/3 status. An actual watchable movie. Maybe that hurts it as far as riffable opportunities, but I found plenty of laughs and sex appeal.


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MyMyMSTie - over 1 year ago

I'm amazed that this episode only has 41 laughs!


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Ruth E Fabiano - over 1 year ago

Didn't Angelina Jolie have that haircut in Hackers?


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Ruth E Fabiano - over 1 year ago

Always wondered- no Calgon jokes? Also the lady who played Eva had such a sad life in real life.


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Kelly Slane - over 1 year ago

And the last thing heard on the last episode: "Is that stud coming?" Perfection.


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Little Winged Potato - over 1 year ago

Is it me or does Diabolik's girlthing seem to be suffering from severe Man Chin?


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Crow says the SOL has been his home, and he's never known another. He seems to have forgotten about his 11 years at the Nelson farm.


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Mitchell - over 1 year ago

Diabolik is years ahead of the curve in his full body condom!
SyFy killed the MST! Death to all tyrants!!


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Elijah Coleman - over 1 year ago

Check out avant-god Mike Patton's cover of Deep Deep Down: http://youtu.be/zaUrzMeS4xg

Dee dee da, everyone!


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Bionic Cheese - almost 2 years ago

In my opinion this film is way too stylish and sexy to be given the MST3k treatment...and the Ennio Morricone score is just so freakin' great!!! Btw, Mike Patton has done a fantastic cover version of 'Deep Down' - check it out :)


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Bruce Box-Liker - almost 2 years ago

I know the bar is set pretty high, but could there possibly be an MST3K protagonist who is quite as unlikable as Diabolik?


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Rachel Anne Mullins - almost 2 years ago

"Deep, deep down" down, down, down...


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Olivia P - almost 2 years ago

Well, I finished the entire series in a little over a month. Started July 17.

....now I have to go back and re-watch them all so I can mark down which ones were personal favorites...


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Gal Dagon - almost 2 years ago

1:19:20 - That doesn't look right. Someone give that boy a sandwich.


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Gal Dagon - almost 2 years ago

El Santo has lost weight.


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Gal Dagon - almost 2 years ago

Pearl has a vicious right hook.


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Desiree Ashcraft - about 2 years ago

So sad.......


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LostHighway - over 2 years ago

"MST3k kisses us goodbye with deep, deep tongue." –YouTube uploader analogkid


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NS - over 2 years ago

I feel kinda bad for laughing at Pearl's breakdown (and related makeup malfunction) in the first segment, but I do, every time.


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Alex Stefanic - over 2 years ago

The end of MST3K *sobs* Wait....we still have Rifftrax!