1013 - Diabolik
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But I have an appointment to be cremated!
But I'm an evil mastermiiiiiiiiind!
(distant sounds of gun shots)...the old couple are finally having it out.
She's a GREAT Samaritan !!
What is that? A pack of baboons?
He's dead. I have a huge forehead. What else can go wrong?
I must agree, by the way. Dee dee da. Absolutely.
They got pretty badly injured when they tried this with gold bars.
Whoa, dangerously steep stairs!
You're watching the stairs...Poor Mike. Gee whiz...
I think I'm beginning to doubt my comb-over.
I thought you guys were gonna take the coast road! Where'd you go?
Kapellmeister, break the door.
Last year he just went to the gas station and got some of those underpants folded up like a rose.
Starring this Muslim woman!
I'm playing gear shift! Vroom, vroom! Heh-heh!
I'm glad I paneled the basement. Now I can finally entertain.
Hey, he's double bagging himself.
Do you wanna, like, look at us or something?
"You say all the narcotics?"
Are in Keith Richards, yes.
Just surveying my girl kingdom.
Abandon ship! Sebastian Junger wrote a book about us!
Uh, Gary, you're trying too hard.
Gerrymandering. Actual footage.
Oh, I need to get out of these bulky, restricting clothes! I am so bunched up in this thing!
Oh, you smell like a tire store.
Hey look. That's pretty.
Movie just started and it's already circling the drain.
Man, that is one Europy road!
You know, this music would work better with women in bikinis shaking all over the place. I guess that true of any music really.
It doesn't really seem like he comes out ahead.
Well… you guys have never tricked me so I guess it’s okay.
“Someone’s broken in.” Let’s go swim through the sun.
Oh crap, I’m supposed to be driving!
Would have thought one of these networks would have put the other out of business by now.
If he swallowed a silver thing we’re sunk.
When he takes that mask off later his weird tan will give him away.
They’re going over to John Steed’s house for a kegger.
♫ Driving off to the store... gonna pick up some bread... ♫
"Man, I'm fartin' a mile a minute!"
"You're a zero!"
The death of Greg Allman
Look --- each seagull has its own parking space.
"Mike Brady World Headquarters."
TWO Breast Emeralds! A ha ha!
He shouldn't get out of the pool until an hour after he's eaten.
A flying mummy!
Oh, leave me alone, you horny old goat!
It's actually Electricladyland!
Honey, I'm out of cash. You wanna roll around in some savings bonds?
"Nice teeth!" "What are you, British?" "Take it off!"
You wouldn't mind if I swallow your face, would you?
*sexy voice* We're out of gas.
Deep, deep tongue.
George Jones tours Italy.
Reverse Raccoon Man!
Giant robotic seahorses!
My, the Two Fat Ladies have their own gang now.
A box of Men got out!
"Now Go!" ...K-Keep going...Keep going...further...Go...
It's delightful and charming how they triumph again in the name of sex!
We're over the Target, sir. Do you need any discount items?
I'll start my Russian dance as soon as you're done here.
This is the largest single shipment of dollars ever made at six o'clock in the morning. (There was a larger one made at seven a.m. once.)
ooh, Dr. Phibes is drunk again!
Never start a movie in the middle of a spin cycle
"We have to sell the gold to get hard currency." Whew, I'm glad he said 'currency.'
HA! They don't know about my pencil-thin arms!
*Sniff* *Sniff* Oh, you have cats, huh?
You're too smart to ask stupid questions.
Tom Servo (as sexy blonde) - "No I'm not."
Tom Servo - "Who's straight in this scene?"
Crow - "Got tickets? Need two!"
Mike - "Wow, the addition blends right in."
Skit riff during Tom Servo extermination sequence. Crow -"That's far too much you. You should be limited to 1 or less." (lol, this one took a second to set in...too funny! I don't usually laugh during the skits but this episode had me for 3!)
Crow - "I can't wait to get into my loose fitting latex sweats."
Crow - "Do something affirmative Roger."
Crow - "Omaha Beach, June 5th, I was early."
Mike (ala batman theme) - "da-da da-da da-da...THIS GUY!"
Crow - "I hate it when the party is done and you just have a couple of old people left over."
" Huge tan head, here"
You know I have to agree: dee dee da. Absolutely!
A flying mummy!
Were beautiful and youre a loser!
This is what they 'a-pult' their cats with.
"Lyrics by Chachi!"
"Listen. Someone's beating up Doc Severinsen."
"Well, I'm done showing men what worms they are!"
"I'm a Nazi, but I love COLOR! What can I do?!"
"Oh, can't the Navy Seals ever just come in the front door?!"
"This is the one circumstance where driving drunk is actually safer."
"'Keep My Potty Down'? Women and their toilet seat issues!"
"Starring a bunch of vowels and Terry Thomas!"
"Look sophisticated. Sophisticated, not gay!"
I bought the largest toddler jumper I could find.
You know......pacing...is....sooo.........important.....to a....movie.
You really need this much stuff to get some tail in the 60's? I thought a hi-fi would do the job.
Not to take anything away from Diabolik, but this guy was not the sharpest arch-nemesis.
He had so many innocent people left to murder.
Look, I'm sorry if you're offended by my random murders!
"I'm gold. I'm hard to steal." Well eat me gold!
You know, nobody goes through this type of trouble anymore for frankincense or myrrh.
Oh more innocent people killed because of Diabolik's whims!
Ahh, Diabolik adds to his trail of charred and dismembered bodies!
This is so Mentos-y.
Let's face it. This guy operates on unbelievable luck and coincidence.
Quincy wouldn't take crap like this!
Goodnight sweet thin guy.
A flight of jaguars sing thee to thy rest.
My leg is turning one-dimensional!
"Excuse me, the fuse must have blown." I don't blame it.
"Take her along to the infrared room." Oh and do all the work and make all the hard decisions at one-fourth my salary.
Take that little thing on our roads pal and you'd be in the grill of an SUV before you could say bonjourno.
Okay, I'm nude and I'm still trapped in the castle. Hm.
My butt is weird.
I hurl my skinniness at you!
EXTREME organized crime!
He temporarily turned lizard!
Then they just go and have really quick, lousy sex.
Occasionally a spelunker just wanders in. "Hey, what the hell!"
This is just a good Samaritan he met in the tunnel.
She's a GREAT Samaritan.
Yeah, you go through Mop 'n' Glow by the case keeping this place shiny.
Run that metered ramp, will ya!
Wisconsin kills speeders!
I never should have let that balloon melt on my face.
"Gentlemen, let's open up our movie with a ten minute shot of a spinning radish."
This must be from the point of view of a Scrubbing Bubble.
Would somebody shut those howler monkeys up.
Wup, there it goes. The liquid center just exploded!
Well that was an inappropriate response.
Well, I'm just delaying the moment she finds out I have an undescended testicle.
That squares my chin.
I was inspecting your inspecting when I expectorated your injector, inspector.
♫I only learned one lick.♪Does it bug you at all? ♫ I gotta practice my lick. Only one hour more.♪
Just airing out the little sizzler!
And still Union Carbide claims they are meeting all guidelines.
I'll bulge my eyes at you!
I'm driving with my whipper.
Crow singing @ 00:10:28- "Driving up to the store..gonna pick up some bread.. maybe go to the post office..meet deloris for lunch..hope theyre serving that bread.."
♬♫ It's not unusual to steal trucks from anyone...♪♫
You'da thought one of these networks would have put the other out of business by now.
Salieri! Mozart! Scarlatti! You're with me, c'mon!
Come along, Vivaldi...
They're going to play the Montgolfier Brothers.
I finished 'The Magic Flute', sir.
He's basically an eyebrow delivery system.
Sorry, I drank too much coffee and ate a lot of asparagus.
No, She wasn't Hitler.
"I am calling you, inspector, on behalf of law and order."
- I love Jerry Orbach.
It makes the hall to our theater look efficient.
Oh! Oh. Some unexpected rubbing in the outfit, so I... Well...
Mmm, I really do have a cud.
He loves her so much he bought her a walk in diamond!
No, she wasn't Hitler...
Nazi's commute to work
She's a sex clown
The Scrooge McDuck fortune!
Going down to the stooore. Gonna get me sooome bread.
When they make love in English pound notes, the sex is 15% better.
Hey! You're having sex with me! Now cut that out!
"What would you like me to give you?" Something non-penis.
"Is that Stud coming?" Beg your pardon?
Sorry, I'm having hallucinations here.
Please, get Ravi Shankar out of the living room!
Ah, under his firm and visionary diretto, I feel safe.
The Rolls is going to heaven!
This will fool them unless they look at it.
Slam enough expresso and you'll see the world this way.
If he would have stolen just a little less, I could see her ass right now.