1013 - Diabolik
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Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
"We have to sell the gold to get hard currency." Whew, I'm glad he said 'currency.'
HA! They don't know about my pencil-thin arms!
*Sniff* *Sniff* Oh, you have cats, huh?
You're too smart to ask stupid questions.
Tom Servo (as sexy blonde) - "No I'm not."
Tom Servo - "Who's straight in this scene?"
Crow - "Got tickets? Need two!"
Mike - "Wow, the addition blends right in."
Skit riff during Tom Servo extermination sequence. Crow -"That's far too much you. You should be limited to 1 or less." (lol, this one took a second to set in...too funny! I don't usually laugh during the skits but this episode had me for 3!)
Crow - "I can't wait to get into my loose fitting latex sweats."
Crow - "Do something affirmative Roger."
Crow - "Omaha Beach, June 5th, I was early."
Mike (ala batman theme) - "da-da da-da da-da...THIS GUY!"
Crow - "I hate it when the party is done and you just have a couple of old people left over."
" Huge tan head, here"
You know I have to agree: dee dee da. Absolutely!
A flying mummy!
Were beautiful and youre a loser!
This is what they 'a-pult' their cats with.
"Lyrics by Chachi!"
"Listen. Someone's beating up Doc Severinsen."
"Well, I'm done showing men what worms they are!"
"I'm a Nazi, but I love COLOR! What can I do?!"
"Oh, can't the Navy Seals ever just come in the front door?!"
"This is the one circumstance where driving drunk is actually safer."
"'Keep My Potty Down'? Women and their toilet seat issues!"
"Starring a bunch of vowels and Terry Thomas!"
"Look sophisticated. Sophisticated, not gay!"
I bought the largest toddler jumper I could find.
You know......pacing...is....sooo.........important.....to a....movie.
You really need this much stuff to get some tail in the 60's? I thought a hi-fi would do the job.
Not to take anything away from Diabolik, but this guy was not the sharpest arch-nemesis.
He had so many innocent people left to murder.
Look, I'm sorry if you're offended by my random murders!
"I'm gold. I'm hard to steal." Well eat me gold!
You know, nobody goes through this type of trouble anymore for frankincense or myrrh.
Oh more innocent people killed because of Diabolik's whims!
Ahh, Diabolik adds to his trail of charred and dismembered bodies!
This is so Mentos-y.
Let's face it. This guy operates on unbelievable luck and coincidence.
Quincy wouldn't take crap like this!
Goodnight sweet thin guy.
A flight of jaguars sing thee to thy rest.
My leg is turning one-dimensional!
"Excuse me, the fuse must have blown." I don't blame it.
"Take her along to the infrared room." Oh and do all the work and make all the hard decisions at one-fourth my salary.
Take that little thing on our roads pal and you'd be in the grill of an SUV before you could say bonjourno.
Okay, I'm nude and I'm still trapped in the castle. Hm.
My butt is weird.
I hurl my skinniness at you!
EXTREME organized crime!
He temporarily turned lizard!
Then they just go and have really quick, lousy sex.
Occasionally a spelunker just wanders in. "Hey, what the hell!"
This is just a good Samaritan he met in the tunnel.
She's a GREAT Samaritan.
Yeah, you go through Mop 'n' Glow by the case keeping this place shiny.
Run that metered ramp, will ya!
Wisconsin kills speeders!
I never should have let that balloon melt on my face.
"Gentlemen, let's open up our movie with a ten minute shot of a spinning radish."
This must be from the point of view of a Scrubbing Bubble.
Would somebody shut those howler monkeys up.
Wup, there it goes. The liquid center just exploded!
Well that was an inappropriate response.
Well, I'm just delaying the moment she finds out I have an undescended testicle.
That squares my chin.
I was inspecting your inspecting when I expectorated your injector, inspector.
♫I only learned one lick.♪Does it bug you at all? ♫ I gotta practice my lick. Only one hour more.♪
Just airing out the little sizzler!
And still Union Carbide claims they are meeting all guidelines.
I'll bulge my eyes at you!
I'm driving with my whipper.
Crow singing @ 00:10:28- "Driving up to the store..gonna pick up some bread.. maybe go to the post office..meet deloris for lunch..hope theyre serving that bread.."
♬♫ It's not unusual to steal trucks from anyone...♪♫
You'da thought one of these networks would have put the other out of business by now.
Salieri! Mozart! Scarlatti! You're with me, c'mon!
Come along, Vivaldi...
They're going to play the Montgolfier Brothers.
I finished 'The Magic Flute', sir.
He's basically an eyebrow delivery system.
Sorry, I drank too much coffee and ate a lot of asparagus.
No, She wasn't Hitler.
"I am calling you, inspector, on behalf of law and order."
- I love Jerry Orbach.
It makes the hall to our theater look efficient.
Oh! Oh. Some unexpected rubbing in the outfit, so I... Well...
Mmm, I really do have a cud.
He loves her so much he bought her a walk in diamond!
No, she wasn't Hitler...
Nazi's commute to work
She's a sex clown
The Scrooge McDuck fortune!
Going down to the stooore. Gonna get me sooome bread.
When they make love in English pound notes, the sex is 15% better.
Hey! You're having sex with me! Now cut that out!
"What would you like me to give you?" Something non-penis.
"Is that Stud coming?" Beg your pardon?
Sorry, I'm having hallucinations here.
Please, get Ravi Shankar out of the living room!
Ah, under his firm and visionary diretto, I feel safe.
The Rolls is going to heaven!
This will fool them unless they look at it.
Slam enough expresso and you'll see the world this way.
If he would have stolen just a little less, I could see her ass right now.