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1013 - Diabolik
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"We have to sell the gold to get hard currency." Whew, I'm glad he said 'currency.'
You're too smart to ask stupid questions.
Tom Servo (as sexy blonde) - "No I'm not."
Skit riff during Tom Servo extermination sequence. Crow -"That's far too much you. You should be limited to 1 or less." (lol, this one took a second to set in...too funny! I don't usually laugh during the skits but this episode had me for 3!)
Crow - "I hate it when the party is done and you just have a couple of old people left over."
You know......pacing...is....sooo.........important.....to a....movie.
You really need this much stuff to get some tail in the 60's? I thought a hi-fi would do the job.
Not to take anything away from Diabolik, but this guy was not the sharpest arch-nemesis.
You know, nobody goes through this type of trouble anymore for frankincense or myrrh.
"Take her along to the infrared room." Oh and do all the work and make all the hard decisions at one-fourth my salary.
Take that little thing on our roads pal and you'd be in the grill of an SUV before you could say bonjourno.
"Gentlemen, let's open up our movie with a ten minute shot of a spinning radish."
Well, I'm just delaying the moment she finds out I have an undescended testicle.
I was inspecting your inspecting when I expectorated your injector, inspector.
♫I only learned one lick.♪Does it bug you at all? ♫ I gotta practice my lick. Only one hour more.♪
Crow singing @ 00:10:28- "Driving up to the store..gonna pick up some bread.. maybe go to the post office..meet deloris for lunch..hope theyre serving that bread.."
You'da thought one of these networks would have put the other out of business by now.
"I am calling you, inspector, on behalf of law and order."
"Good."
- I love Jerry Orbach.
If he would have stolen just a little less, I could see her ass right now.
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Man is the music in this episode great.
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It breaks my heart to see the SOL get destroyed. Back to Season 1!
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This underated episode just may qualify for top 1/3 status. An actual watchable movie. Maybe that hurts it as far as riffable opportunities, but I found plenty of laughs and sex appeal.
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I'm amazed that this episode only has 41 laughs!
Didn't Angelina Jolie have that haircut in Hackers?
Always wondered- no Calgon jokes? Also the lady who played Eva had such a sad life in real life.
And the last thing heard on the last episode: "Is that stud coming?" Perfection.
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Is it me or does Diabolik's girlthing seem to be suffering from severe Man Chin?
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Crow says the SOL has been his home, and he's never known another. He seems to have forgotten about his 11 years at the Nelson farm.
Diabolik is years ahead of the curve in his full body condom!
SyFy killed the MST! Death to all tyrants!!
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Check out avant-god Mike Patton's cover of Deep Deep Down: http://youtu.be/zaUrzMeS4xg
Dee dee da, everyone!
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In my opinion this film is way too stylish and sexy to be given the MST3k treatment...and the Ennio Morricone score is just so freakin' great!!! Btw, Mike Patton has done a fantastic cover version of 'Deep Down' - check it out :)
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I know the bar is set pretty high, but could there possibly be an MST3K protagonist who is quite as unlikable as Diabolik?
"Deep, deep down" down, down, down...
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Well, I finished the entire series in a little over a month. Started July 17.
....now I have to go back and re-watch them all so I can mark down which ones were personal favorites...
1:19:20 - That doesn't look right. Someone give that boy a sandwich.
El Santo has lost weight.
Pearl has a vicious right hook.
So sad.......
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"MST3k kisses us goodbye with deep, deep tongue." –YouTube uploader analogkid
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I feel kinda bad for laughing at Pearl's breakdown (and related makeup malfunction) in the first segment, but I do, every time.
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The end of MST3K *sobs* Wait....we still have Rifftrax!