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102 - The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
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When in San Fernando, visit Manuelo! Tickle his belly; he'll shake his leg for you.
This is the kind of film you won't put on pause when you leave the room.
Crow - "Nobody's moving."
Tom Servo - "The tables moving. The table's a better actor than anyone."
Joel:Robot?
Crow+Tom: Yaaay!
Joel: Versus the Aztec Mummy?
Crow+Tom: Boooo!
"I've had this dream before: I'm in my pajamas. I'm in a crypt. I'm being chased by a big banana..."
"Oh, man... his face looks like cottage cheese... it looks like a Diet Plate."
"I think a swag lamp here and a beaded curtain would really brighten the place up."
♩ "Once a jolly swag lamp waited by the billabong..." ♩
"It kinda' looks like Dirty Dancing, doesn't it?"
♫ "I've reached the end of my life/And I'm waiting for the knife to fall..." ♫
"This picture is a combination of factual data-- mixed with fiction!"
"Sorta' like the Iran Contra Affair."
"Good thing scientists are such good fighters."
"Geeks and thugs. You gotta' love it."
"Good Afternoon, Ladies and Gentleman. We are cruising at approximately 50 Feet. The Captain has turned off the 'No Screaming' sign, and we've just emptied the washroom!"
"Good luck, Pumpkin Boy. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on."
Once that robot gets into gear, you're really going to see him kick some Aztec!
"So much for the effectiveness of your weapons, now I shall demonstrate one of ours!" - Boredom?
Boy, they're using a lot of breakaway chairs.
I thought it was a loose stool.
And then, Zamphir, master of the pan flute played... it was terrible!
"How far can the human mind penetrate the mysteries of the great beyond??" 13 feet, 4 inches, 1920 Olympics.
Yeah, no one will notice a guy in a leather jacket with his butt on fire.
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You know, I have a hard time watching any of the Season 1 episodes. The pacing just feels off in most of them. Don't get me wrong, they are all great, but I typically tend to skip over the season 1 stuff because of this.
Such a small # of laughs for one of the best MST3K of all time (just my humble opinion)
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I bet the brain that was stolen was named "Abby Normal"...
For a creature that shuffles, that mummy really gets around fast!
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Isn't it great that the king bad guy on the moon shoots the ray gun once and has to reload as if it were a Deringer or something? Ha! Nice technology, moon men! ;)
Lookee! Someone took Joel's idea and ran with it! Really, it's actually brilliantly done.
http://www.upworthy.com/the-invisible-bike-helmet-that-youll-have-to-not-see-to-believe
"You can tell they're more advanced because their furniture doesn't break... It tips over but it doesn't break"
Our Hero is possibly the worst husband in the history of bad film "protagonists." He forces his wife to relive a tragic, painful, past-life demise. Then he exposes her to the vengeful spirit of her time-tossed ex, leaves her alone for long periods of time so a psycho rival can abduct her for "dates" at the graveyard, and he lets her Dad die horribly to boot.
Okay, maybe "Mike" from Manos is worse, since he also let a Lord of the Underworld take his little daughter for an eternally-damned wife. But other than that... :/
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Dr. F: "Come in, Joel-ene, You free-floating space ferret!" "Joel-Meister." "My little square pudding."
Brilliant invention from the Mads. It's not the chalk noises but the severed hand that made me wince. Dr. E is in fine proto-Frank form here, too.
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I don't party with puppies!! haha love it
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For a cheap 1952 serial the flying Commando Cody isn't a bad effect. (Compare 1980 Pumaman)
An entire script made up of nothing but exposition? "You remember, when we grew up together" Yes, of course, that's why it matters to the audience when I die, because we have been friends since childhood" AAAAHH!!!
Did anyone else notice one of the 'bad guys' in Commando Cody was Clayton Moore of Lone Ranger fame?
or trashcan head
I forgot what a badass that scientist was.
How did they catch the main guy looking like Floyd the Barber, but didn't see the obvious Howard Sprague twin with him? Hilarious...
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WHY IN THE BURNING HELLS WOULD A CRUCIFIX DO ANYTHING TO THE MUMMY?!?!?