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102 - The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy



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Stephen Shores - 15 days ago

"Once that robot gets into gear, you're really gonna see him kick some Aztec."


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Stephen Shores - 15 days ago

"Well, immolation is the sincerest form of flattery. I read it in a book."


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Exterior shot not from rocket #9!


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It's too bad the ship was infested with demon dogs. Joel would have been much better off with their cousins, Devil Dogs.


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Lori Kaye - 3 months ago

You can tell they're advanced-- their furniture won't break.


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Lynn Sweetsyerra Knott - 3 months ago

"Isn't ANY atomic activity on the moon unusual?"


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Donald Pudas - 3 months ago

Thank goodness for these guys (& bots) for making a horrible movie enjoyable.


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Dave Ryder - 5 months ago

I never knew the Aztec's invented opera...I mean, who knew?


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Snuffy Wuffykiss - 7 months ago

First episode i ever saw when i was a kid had demon dogs... i don't think it was this episode. i know the demon dogs show up again later....


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Snuffy Wuffykiss - 7 months ago

i nominate Bruno for henchman of the year. 52:55 Boss.."You know what to do now don't you bruno..." Bruno... Gets a gun...!!!


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Mitchell - 11 months ago

Well, he can't be CommandER Cody because he has nothing to command. But it's hard to believe he's CommandO Cody because that rocket pack should require asbestos UnderRoos.


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Kelly Slane - 12 months ago

You know, the music is the most exciting thing about the movie, desperately trying to incite action from the film. Given that it fails, it just sounds odd in comparison.


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James GreyWolf - about 1 year ago

Link 2 is the closed captioned version produced by SubBot (and edited by me). There is one quote at the end from Tom Servo that has a ???? in it. We are having problem figuring out what he is saying because of all the daemon dogs barking. If you can hear him, and know what is missing from the quote, please let us know. We also are looking for any comments, typos. etc, so feel free to add a note to this comment.


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Steve S. - about 1 year ago

"And THIS is for Louis Pasteur!!"


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David Weber - over 1 year ago

In just seven frames, I can make you a man...


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James GreyWolf - over 1 year ago

The prolonged Martin/Lewis imitations that go on in the graveyard are fun.


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A Silhouette - over 1 year ago

Two people in costumes walk toward each other.. what an amazing battle


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Donald Petkus - over 1 year ago

The tasking Henderson gave the Cody Institute shows how dependent the government is on defense contractors.


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damabon - over 1 year ago

It's so funny people took time and money to make this movie


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Beau Cersosimo - over 1 year ago

I'm Surprised that no one has tried to Reboot or Remake MST3K. And I hope that no one does. Or has someone already?


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stephen g - over 1 year ago

I think the scientists actually won the fight


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Devin Spencer - over 1 year ago

I gotta say , as goofy as the short was, they did go out of their way to explain a lot of things that many sci-fi shows, even today, take for granted. How the moonians can speak English, why their technology is more advanced, why they're invading Earth in the first place. I have to give them credit for that.


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Kyle Butler - almost 2 years ago

"and dont try to follow us" yeah or else we'll have to half heartedly beat you up and barely make our escape...again...


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Kyle Butler - almost 2 years ago

I havent watched a season 1 episode since it was first aired...tonight feels special! I wish Joel would do some kind of collaboration with his old partners in the form of an MST3k reunion where Joel takes the helm of some of the post-season 5 episodes...would love to see him riff The Screaming Skull (with dr forrester and tvs frank in lieu of pearl/bobo/brain guy).


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Crypto Dentist - almost 2 years ago

Good heavens what the hell is going on in this movie. Is it just me? Does it make sense to other people?


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Martini Shark - almost 2 years ago

This one will always be fond to me. First ep. I ever saw during its 1st broadcast. Hungover on the sofa and flipping channels I fell on this and was hooked. Within 10 minutes hangover gone and love affair begun.


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Bender Rodriguez - almost 2 years ago

Josh is hilarious in this one!


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Wendell Borges - almost 2 years ago

Why they did not perform other episodes with the previous films in the trilogy? The Curse of the Aztec Mummy and The Aztec Mummy?


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Stu Slaymaker - about 2 years ago

"Edward! Don't do it!" "Do it Edward, do it!!!"


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Alex C. - about 2 years ago

This movie is pure exposition dialogue. The plot is boring (not to mention stupid), the acting is wooden, the voice actors that dubbed this into English are even more wooden, and the characters are bland and one-dimensional.
I'm surprised this didn't win any awards.


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Noah Nelson Nearth - about 2 years ago

Is Bruno hiding a huge goiter behind that left lapel? He seems quite 'attached' to it.


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Scott A. Taylor - about 2 years ago

Yup .. there's little doubt that this film is one awesomely crafted piece of sh*t! Amazing to think that anyone actually looked at the final cut and thought "Yeah .. this entertains me, and I think they'll love it!". ... Just kept wishing that everyone would die quickly, but no, they just had to keep going didn't they.


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Amanda - about 2 years ago

This is one of the absolute worst episodes ever. I hated the movie so much that the riffs weren't worth sticking around for.


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Leslie Doesn't Get You - about 2 years ago

Oh! Now we know who really invented cybermen!


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Jeff Mazziotta - about 2 years ago

the funniest thing, is Joel's invention during the invention exchange in this one is now actually something that exists in the real world. It literaly just came out... http://www.hovding.com/en/how_it_works/ what else will Joel predict!!


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Donald Petkus - over 2 years ago

Henderson rules out a test flight because the Rocketship is top secret. Doesn't ordering them to fly to moon kind of reveal the secret?


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Donald Petkus - over 2 years ago

I wonder if Commando is Cody's first name instead of a ersatz rank. Maybe hi s mom's maiden name? After all, Clark Kent's mother was a Clark before she married Pa Kent. Maybe Cody is distantly related to IT goddess Kim Kommando. (Possibly her side of the family was able to keep the original spelling going through Ellis Island.)


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purplegreenredyellow - over 2 years ago

mst3k is the only show in the known universe I can watch more than once.


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Phillip Mapecker - over 2 years ago

I never get any of Tom Servo's references until I get high and start looking all the shit he says up on the Internet. Geez who every did the voice for him had such a current events smarton!


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Joey Faucheux - over 2 years ago

ok, took me a lot of tries but just finished this one. the more times I watch the funnier it was


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

Well yeah. rattlesnake venom doesn't kill instantly. Even if he was bitten of course he got out!


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

Was that dog named after Enoch from the bible or Enik the Sleestak?


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

"Those who find the breast-plate will run the risk of death and their family as well." Sooo be subject to the human condition then.


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J - over 2 years ago

"Every good laboratory has a pit full of rattlers."


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Zap Rowsdower - over 2 years ago

You know, I have a hard time watching any of the Season 1 episodes. The pacing just feels off in most of them. Don't get me wrong, they are all great, but I typically tend to skip over the season 1 stuff because of this.


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Mike Sgro - over 2 years ago

Such a small # of laughs for one of the best MST3K of all time (just my humble opinion)


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Michael S - over 2 years ago

I bet the brain that was stolen was named "Abby Normal"...


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Michael S - over 2 years ago

For a creature that shuffles, that mummy really gets around fast!


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Leslie Doesn't Get You - almost 3 years ago

Isn't it great that the king bad guy on the moon shoots the ray gun once and has to reload as if it were a Deringer or something? Ha! Nice technology, moon men! ;)


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Leslie Doesn't Get You - almost 3 years ago

Lookee! Someone took Joel's idea and ran with it! Really, it's actually brilliantly done.
http://www.upworthy.com/the-invisible-bike-helmet-that-youll-have-to-not-see-to-believe


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Mickey Bruce - almost 3 years ago

"You can tell they're more advanced because their furniture doesn't break... It tips over but it doesn't break"


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Our Hero is possibly the worst husband in the history of bad film "protagonists." He forces his wife to relive a tragic, painful, past-life demise. Then he exposes her to the vengeful spirit of her time-tossed ex, leaves her alone for long periods of time so a psycho rival can abduct her for "dates" at the graveyard, and he lets her Dad die horribly to boot.

Okay, maybe "Mike" from Manos is worse, since he also let a Lord of the Underworld take his little daughter for an eternally-damned wife. But other than that... :/


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Dr. F: "Come in, Joel-ene, You free-floating space ferret!" "Joel-Meister." "My little square pudding."

Brilliant invention from the Mads. It's not the chalk noises but the severed hand that made me wince. Dr. E is in fine proto-Frank form here, too.


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ScottiePympyn - about 3 years ago

I don't party with puppies!! haha love it


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Stereo Catz - about 3 years ago

For a cheap 1952 serial the flying Commando Cody isn't a bad effect. (Compare 1980 Pumaman)


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Kimono Dragon - over 3 years ago

An entire script made up of nothing but exposition? "You remember, when we grew up together" Yes, of course, that's why it matters to the audience when I die, because we have been friends since childhood" AAAAHH!!!


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John Bellucci - over 3 years ago

Did anyone else notice one of the 'bad guys' in Commando Cody was Clayton Moore of Lone Ranger fame?


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Tyrus Holbrook - over 3 years ago

or trashcan head


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Gal Dagon - over 3 years ago

I forgot what a badass that scientist was.


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Kimono Dragon - over 3 years ago

How did they catch the main guy looking like Floyd the Barber, but didn't see the obvious Howard Sprague twin with him? Hilarious...


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Sage Harpuia - over 3 years ago

WHY IN THE BURNING HELLS WOULD A CRUCIFIX DO ANYTHING TO THE MUMMY?!?!?