102 - The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
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Not THAT hand, your clean one!
They're gonna launch from a miniature golf course?
Oh, that looks real. I think that's real.
He'll put you in a sleeper hold. "This whole movie is a sleeper hold."
That would make a really good miniature golf course.
OK, when she passes in front of the car honk the horn really loud.
We're hitting people!
A triple wedgie from a mummy?
That's a lovely singing voice.
When in San Fernando, visit Manuelo! Tickle his belly; he'll shake his leg for you.
This is the kind of film you won't put on pause when you leave the room.
Who's that guy mixing drinks?
Uh, professor Tom Collins.
My legs are old; my teeth are gray.
Thirteen feet, four inches 1920 Olympics.
Crow - "Nobody's moving."
Tom Servo - "The tables moving. The table's a better actor than anyone."
"...And the snappy Coco Chanel pant suit."
Stop talking into a shoe buffer.
Joel: Versus the Aztec Mummy?
"He was cleverly disguised as a Hershey's Kiss."
"I've had this dream before: I'm in my pajamas. I'm in a crypt. I'm being chased by a big banana..."
"Oh, man... his face looks like cottage cheese... it looks like a Diet Plate."
"I think a swag lamp here and a beaded curtain would really brighten the place up."
♩ "Once a jolly swag lamp waited by the billabong..." ♩
"It kinda' looks like Dirty Dancing, doesn't it?"
♫ "I've reached the end of my life/And I'm waiting for the knife to fall..." ♫
"This picture is a combination of factual data-- mixed with fiction!"
"Sorta' like the Iran Contra Affair."
"I am Orcon. This is my brother Xenon, and my other brother Xenon."
"Yeah, and pretty soon I'll be able to vote!"
"Good thing scientists are such good fighters."
"Geeks and thugs. You gotta' love it."
"Good Afternoon, Ladies and Gentleman. We are cruising at approximately 50 Feet. The Captain has turned off the 'No Screaming' sign, and we've just emptied the washroom!"
"Good luck, Pumpkin Boy. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on."
"Isn't any amount of atomic activity on the moon unusual?"
"Hey, look: There's a sale at Penney's!"
"Looks like an atomic nose hair clipper"
"We're the first persons to break in here." The other people used the door.
Oh, I'd hate to shoot a butt like that.
hope they have a HoJo's!!!!
Sure is sunny in space.
You can't even act yourself out of a paper bag.
Who's buried in Peter's grave? James Arness
Once that robot gets into gear, you're really going to see him kick some Aztec!
I'm Milton, your brand new son!
Hey, zip 'em up, men. Someone's coming!
"I put them on at night and dance."
"So much for the effectiveness of your weapons, now I shall demonstrate one of ours!" - Boredom?
Boy, they're using a lot of breakaway chairs.
I thought it was a loose stool.
And then, Zamphir, master of the pan flute played... it was terrible!
"How far can the human mind penetrate the mysteries of the great beyond??" 13 feet, 4 inches, 1920 Olympics.
I looked up anti-climax in the dictionary and it said 'See Aztec Mummy'
Oh my God, he's torn apart the Michelin man!
Immolation is the sincerest form of flattery...
The beer barrel Popoka?
I think he's using tele-Flora...
Why, yes, we sent a lead balloon to the writers of this film !
*Every* good laboratory has a pit full of rattlers.
In the event of an emergency, your office chair becomes a flotation device.
Yeah, no one will notice a guy in a leather jacket with his butt on fire.
its an Aztec IUD!
My shorts are never boring!