102 - The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
Bruno: Anything you say.
Joel: can and will be used against you...
Krupps: You know what to do now, don't you, Bruno?
Crow: Start a victory garden? Joel: Have a bake sale? Tom: Support Radio Free Europe?
Crow: Collect shiny things? Joel: Buy bonds where you work or bank? Tom: Get a gun?
I am Enoch. king and charismatic leader of the Dog People. Arf. Arf.
I am not an animal. I am an Aztec Mummy.
It's my foot... attached to the bottom of my ankle. Boy, were we drunk.
No doubt it will advance the plot, thin as it is.
We'll have this blocking down in no time.
Why Floyd brought the Beaver I don't know.
It's not so great. It doesn't have knees!
Mummy!!!! Oh wait, Never mind.
It's either Ancient Greece or Vegas.
Floyd is stunned.
Every mad scientist has one of these speeches.
I can't believe he told us.
"What's more, I'm afraid that the Bat has something to do with this."
Maybe she should choke up on it a little.
I don't like the smell of this conversation!
"What are you doing here!?"
- We're hitting people.
Excuse me, may I cut in?
Joel - "Boy they sure use a lot of break-away chairs!"
Tom Servo - "I thought that was a loose stool…!"
As part of her punishment, she was submitted to the dreaded binocular joke
As punishment the warrior was buried alive and an eternal curse was placed upon him.
Then, things got bad.
Why do they hate trains so much?
"Good thing scientist are such good fighters"
This one feels like a suppository.
The Cosmo sex quiz?
"That's what criminals do best."
Hmmm - 'hot', 'cold', 'open'...
- They're gonna launch from a miniature golf course?
- They'll be fine, if they clear the windmills...
"I suppose you'll be needing this..."
- Yes, and I'll take the gun, too.
Oh My God! He's torn apart the Michelin Man!
You just need to check for bat droppings.
He's not in a flashback is he?
She went out late at night and played marbles! What could it mean?!?
Would that be a "bad touch"?
'Robot'..."YAAAH!!!"...'versus The Aztec Mummy'..."Boooo!"
OK I'm lying my butt off!
It's the Phantom of the Opera!
How low will she go?
The Ceremony lasted well into the night!
We'll just wait back here where it's safe..by the Thrusters!
They're gonna launch from a miniature golf course?
Stop talking into a shoe buffer!
I didn't know Jackie Gleason was in this?
Feels good don't it?!?
Gee! Nice Head!
I guess that's the end of Chapter One!
You can't act your way out of a paper bag. You'll never work in Coral Gables again.
Bruno! Don't let hate run your life.
My underwear is 100 years old.
They're all made out of the same material. Wood.
Stand up. Wear something sheer. Put on a housecoat.
New petition against tax law.
Sworn to by a notary public.
And you pitted out your gown...
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
we're hitting people
...ya do the robie-pokey and ya turn yourself around...that's what it's all about!
This is the kind of film you WON'T put on pause when you leave the room!"
"Hey, they left the ray gun!"
"Yeah, but they took the batteries."
Good thing scientists are such good fighters!
One...Two...Three strikes! You're outa there!
He's wearing a smoking jacket, guys.
My shorts are never boring.
Have you ever been squelched, Joel?
Eat lead, space pansy!
I've loved you from afar.
"Are the dicks coming with us?"
"Uh, no, we call them police officers now dear."
"Oh, I didn't know. I can't even vote."
... to a man called eh, the bat.
"You have my word that the story I just told you is the truth." Mixed with a little fiction.
Oh I hate to shoot a butt like that.
Not THAT hand, your clean one!
They're gonna launch from a miniature golf course?
Oh, that looks real. I think that's real.
He'll put you in a sleeper hold. "This whole movie is a sleeper hold."
That would make a really good miniature golf course.
OK, when she passes in front of the car honk the horn really loud.
We're hitting people!
A triple wedgie from a mummy?
That's a lovely singing voice.
When in San Fernando, visit Manuelo! Tickle his belly; he'll shake his leg for you.
This is the kind of film you won't put on pause when you leave the room.
Who's that guy mixing drinks?
Uh, professor Tom Collins.
My legs are old; my teeth are gray.
Thirteen feet, four inches 1920 Olympics.
Crow - "Nobody's moving."
Tom Servo - "The tables moving. The table's a better actor than anyone."
"...And the snappy Coco Chanel pant suit."
Stop talking into a shoe buffer.
Joel: Versus the Aztec Mummy?
"He was cleverly disguised as a Hershey's Kiss."
"I've had this dream before: I'm in my pajamas. I'm in a crypt. I'm being chased by a big banana..."
"Oh, man... his face looks like cottage cheese... it looks like a Diet Plate."
"I think a swag lamp here and a beaded curtain would really brighten the place up."
♩ "Once a jolly swag lamp waited by the billabong..." ♩
"It kinda' looks like Dirty Dancing, doesn't it?"
♫ "I've reached the end of my life/And I'm waiting for the knife to fall..." ♫
"This picture is a combination of factual data-- mixed with fiction!"
"Sorta' like the Iran Contra Affair."
"I am Orcon. This is my brother Xenon, and my other brother Xenon."
"Yeah, and pretty soon I'll be able to vote!"
"Good thing scientists are such good fighters."
"Geeks and thugs. You gotta' love it."
"Good Afternoon, Ladies and Gentleman. We are cruising at approximately 50 Feet. The Captain has turned off the 'No Screaming' sign, and we've just emptied the washroom!"
"Good luck, Pumpkin Boy. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on."
"Isn't any amount of atomic activity on the moon unusual?"
"Hey, look: There's a sale at Penney's!"
"Looks like an atomic nose hair clipper"
"We're the first persons to break in here." The other people used the door.
Oh, I'd hate to shoot a butt like that.
hope they have a HoJo's!!!!
Sure is sunny in space.
You can't even act yourself out of a paper bag.
Who's buried in Peter's grave? James Arness
Once that robot gets into gear, you're really going to see him kick some Aztec!
I'm Milton, your brand new son!
Hey, zip 'em up, men. Someone's coming!
"I put them on at night and dance."
"So much for the effectiveness of your weapons, now I shall demonstrate one of ours!" - Boredom?
Boy, they're using a lot of breakaway chairs.
I thought it was a loose stool.
And then, Zamphir, master of the pan flute played... it was terrible!
"How far can the human mind penetrate the mysteries of the great beyond??" 13 feet, 4 inches, 1920 Olympics.
I looked up anti-climax in the dictionary and it said 'See Aztec Mummy'
Oh my God, he's torn apart the Michelin man!
Immolation is the sincerest form of flattery...
The beer barrel Popoka?
I think he's using tele-Flora...
Why, yes, we sent a lead balloon to the writers of this film !
*Every* good laboratory has a pit full of rattlers.
In the event of an emergency, your office chair becomes a flotation device.
Yeah, no one will notice a guy in a leather jacket with his butt on fire.
its an Aztec IUD!
My shorts are never boring!