103 - The Mad Monster
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"Excuse me, miss, I notice you - Oh, excuse me, Mr. Coffee."
"I'm in love and you're drinking from her!"
If she starts tap-dancing, you guys, I'm going to lose it, I swear.
Now he's his own best friend.
"What did you find out about the ray guns?" Ron and Nancy?
Give him the Hershey's - head kiss of death!
That constant-heat ray sounds a lot like a Chevy horn.
Give him a headbutt! He's only wearing spandex on his head!
"There are institutions for madmen." Like the Pentagon.
"Nipple tweak aaand-- I'm off."
"What's he gonna' do, anyway? Take out their fillings and serve them really cold drinks?"
I shoulda had a V-8
So this is what it's like to be inside the stomach of someone drinking a malt.
men who are governed by one collective thought, the animal of skill without regard to personal safety...Republicans?!
"Mingling the blood of man and beast is downright sacrilege!" - Tell that to the NFL.
Earth chair! Earth chair!
"What good can come from tampering with the normal laws of nature?" Joel: "Teflon?" Tom: "Microwave milkshakes?" Crow: "Room air fresheners!"
I never saw anything so terrible in all my life! "You mean the first part of the movie?"
And an army of people behind him... with pooper scoopers.
How come they got Groucho Marx moustaches on their helmets?
Dale van Sickel never made a bad film.
It's Pumpkinboy again!
Hair design by Shemp Howard.
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed
Then one day he was shootin' at some food
-And up from the swamp came a big ugly dude
Wolf Man that is, sharp teeth, long face
Well the next thing ya know old Jed's really scared
The kinfolk said, 'Jed, get away from there!'
Said, 'My cabin is the place ya outta be'
So he loaded up his drawers and he told his family.
Whistler's Mother is stoned.
That felt good. Now I'm gonna go turn my daughter into a woodchuck.
Looks like Popeye got the operation he always wanted.