104 - Women of the Prehistoric Planet
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The cosmic sneeze.
I guess he's not in the club.
Sure glad the prop boys laid this log out for us!
"I take you there."
Then, I'll get some pronouns.
Gutless 1, we read you.
How do you like your lizard done, boys?
Love me! LOVE ME!
“They do not want Tang to live in their country.”
“Oh you mean ‘Crash Orange’, ‘Goofy Grape’, ‘Lefty Lemon’… that whole gang?
Raise the rent?! Hey, I got a lease, pal!
See no evil! Well, maybe just a little...
- She'll be perfect for my experiment!
- And Quincy will be so proud of me!
Lalalalalalalalala-can't hear you!-lalalalalalalalala...
Oh, that's Man-talk - you'll never understand it!
If only I could... get to my... utility belt...!
I'm resetting the controls, so they crash into the Prehistoric Planet!
Fakey... Real... Fakey... Real... Fakey... Real... Real fakey...
You ever seen Alive, donut boy?
"Your mother was on the Cosmos IV!" Yeah, well your mother swims after cruise ships!
"Tracks! She's been right around here somewhere..." Like, right where these tracks were made?
"I found her boot!" Dibs! Dibs! Let me drink champagne out of it just to be sure.
and your mother and father...where are they? Youre wearing them
We've been walking around this studio for months!
By the way, I did that totem pole just because I thought I was supposed to.
"Repeat the same message on all channels..." In your voice sir?
Uh, you're new here aren't you Elvis?
Wang bang thank you tang!
That's no piece of alternative reality! That's a battle station!
Meanwhile, at the ocarina...
Gee, I... I missed.
Hi, I'm Johnny Longtorso, can I be of any help here?
They're over by E minor. Or C#.
Tang is gonna take a powder. Wait, Tang is a powder.
Leave the shower curtain here.
I almost knocked my brains out. "Are you sure you didn't succeed?"
I think I know him better. "Yeah, well, my dad can beat up your dad."
Imagine what would happen if a married guy came home after five years and found his wife with an old woman. "Oh, I don't even want to think about that."
"Stand by to change course. Horizontal maneuvers." That's how he got that job.
I'm gonna go spank myself...
Strange way for lodge brothers to meet each other... (being a Freemason, this is especially funny!)
We're gonna crash into a Universal picture!
That's the biggest Pop-o-Matic bubble I think I've ever seen!
Gilligan! Skip-per! Gilligan! Mary Ann! Lovey!
Pigs in spaaaaaaace!
They're like Klingons without the kling.
I'm gonna stay here and take more lithium.
Oh shut up. What are you, Confuscious? Just cross the dry ice and Shut. Up.
Thank you, Betty. Veronica. Jughead.
Filmed on location in Tommy's front yard.
Ever see the movie, "Alive," Donut Boy?
"...and so, Johnny Longtorso and his industrial band of bad-boy spacefarin' pals step out into the cold air of Central Park."
Don't just do something! Stand there!
Don't get funny. "Don't worry, he won't."
! Hang on, lemme get a pencil...
We're too annoying for ANYONE to consider picking us up, it's OVER!
Dean will get Liddy and the plumbers too do all the dirty-work.
There's a well on the ship.
I hate to tell you this Bill but all you aquarium fish are dead.
It's so beautiful... It looks like crud on a windshield.
[I am Tang] I'm not just for breakfast anymore!
That was no boating accident!
Can I call you Ovaltine?
Hey guys! Lets all have a gun party!
What else is on the tape?
Eddie Money's "Two Tickets to Paradise", that's about it.
Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!
Uh, he'll be riding in the trunk on the way back to Earth.
47:50 - "HAIKIBA!!!"
"Not to mention a flatulating butthead"
Tang will settle to bottom! Must stir!
It's short for Australopithecus Africanus!
Man evolved from Tang?!?!
Kill your brother. It's the only way to reinforce Director's white male reality!
How horrible. To be killed by a plush toy.
The maneuvering room? Don't you mean the bathroom?
Hmm... coconut cream pie, car made out of bamboo, and a sailor's hat- what does it all mean?
Their technology must be light years ahead of ours-- their use of stock footage is amazing!