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105 - The Corpse Vanishes
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Annihilated. The entire crew was annihilated. But they got the shot.
Why does the earth have a shadow? Why are there clouds in space? Why are we watchig this? Daddy, what's Vietnam?
"Joel, why don't you wear nice things like that?"
"Well I got shot into space. There wasn't any time to pack!"
"Meanwhile, back at the mutant heap, Stanley gets ready for another grueling day at the asbestos factory."
"Well, maybe it is a clue, but how do I know the rest isn't a cockeyed nightmare?"
"Or a night-eyed cockmare?"
"And that guy's speakin' into a cruller."
"Maybe he's Danish."
"Well, it's the moon so it's cheese Danish."
Listen Peggy im offering you a chance to get your picture on the front page of every newspaper in the country...
and in the obituaries!
Oh great, Tony- you shot a midget.
I hope you sleep well tonight...real nice-
"Not goodbye, au revoir." Crow: No, not au revoir, ciao! No not ciao, aloha! No not aloha, auf wiedersehen!
"A hortuculturist told me you're the original hybridizer of it." - Nobody calls me that and lives!
Hey, why is the husband looking at us?
He's never been in a movie before.
'We want protection!' Lady, you should've discussed that with your daughter earlier.
"Mr. Lorenzo is a doctor himself but he has no license to practice" -Making him a quack.
When a hunchback comes along / You must whip him
He's playing with your corpse / Unless you whip him
He will not go away / You must whip him
Whip him, whip your hunchback
Now, this man is a different story. No, his hair is all wrong. Maybe I'l get rid of the mustache, definitely it's a crime to hide those classic features.
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Interesting that Bela's wife is going to great lengths to stay alive and young, to avoid death, yet she sleeps in a coffin.
You know, this move is actually watchable.
Joel's Bela Lugosi impression just totally makes the riffing in this episode.
I'd really like to have a Chiro-Gyro of my own.
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So, why would this Cody guy go commando? You'd think he'd wanna go flying around the moon with proper underpants. Imagine going through zero gravity with your bits and pieces free-floating about. AmIright, fellas!?
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My fave episode from S1. It's also the most watchable of the Ed Wood, er, vehicles. I'm sad that it hasn't gotten more love/laughs here.
Doc. Erhardt: Come in Joel, you free-rotating skanky-boy!
Doc. F.: Joel-ene
[gasp]
"After that you can have a clothesline... with my shirt on it." What the hell?
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You think when Bela Lugosi died, he was cremated, just for a change of scenery?
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I love Joel's Protein 21 endorsement at about 59:15
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The barbershop sketch about an hour in... no other show would ever do anything like this. I love it so much.