105 - The Corpse Vanishes
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Yeah, but don't bother putting it out
This guy's gonna need the 2 bucks to buy a new hat
I think this place is a nightmare.
"So do we."
1:13:33 Broom gag!
"Seemed like a nice enough fella..."
Oh, that must be Stanley, their garage door opener. Always helping people do things right.
You're gonna make the most beautiful dead bride!
A princess phone! How cute!
It's looking like the Macy's Parade gone awry!
Why does Commando Cody look so big and that other guy looks so small?
That's a common plot device called foreshortening. They use it all the time.
"Is it appropriate to tip?"
"As long as you right him again."
It's the best I can do, you know I can't gesture...
Aw, she writes for "Cappy Dick"...
He doesn't want to hurt him - it's just 'high-impact chiropractic'...
This is much better than my old passage through the sock drawer...
Building Still Large!
- All right, we've got the cake... Now, step on it!
- Step on the cake? Eeew!
Thank you, I love cake!
He's wearing hand-thrown pottery...
Of course, it's unsteady. I've just been stabbed by a second-rate character actor.
He's been injecting her with young and pretty. Now, he should start injecting her with smart and nice.
Hey, wait! Didn't you see the Bridge of Death sign back there?
He's out of bang-bangs.
I was going to make espresso. (A Young Frankenstein tribute?)
May I take your skirt?
Another good shot of me. I look like Gene Hackman .
What a peculiar sweet odor.
Oh that's me .
Seems like a nice enough fella---At first.
I wish I had me one of those positronic brains.
You almost lost him in the last edit.
You have a hunch too? I guess it's contagious!
Lets get over to the car. Yeah the bullets don't hurt over there!
"Now we can have the fresh taste of Bride anytime"
"It's not just for breakfast anymore"
Well that’ll straighten him out.
That’s the price you pay for being a sideshow pass-around.
He’s gonna need that two bucks to buy a new hat.
Try not to look like Mr Peanut. Or Mr Salty.
Now I've got to go back here and talk to the Lion and the Witch
Be on the lookout for my toupe!
Hey, it's a hot rod!!!
He seems like a nice enough fella. AT FIRST!!!
He didn't come out of his "tuck" in time. (countless episodes...)
What a coupla retreads!
Big, tender, sloppy headlines, slathered with sauce! CHOMP. Juicy to a fault!
Meanwhile, back at the Addams Family home...
A midget in a stairwell. Can't really get much shorter than that!
But she's got a ticket to ride!
She don't care...
"I just got the picture of the month!" Yeah, for Dead Bride magazine.
This is in fact a gold and plump turkey of a movie.
It's the Isaac Asimov Body Splash, part of the Foundation trilogy gift set!
That's a scary name. Mike. The evil henchman Mike.
Audience baffled by free floating headlines!
Annihilated. The entire crew was annihilated. But they got the shot.
While the reporter sleeps, a pasty film covers her mouth...
Now we can have the rich taste of bride anytime we want it!
Why does the earth have a shadow? Why are there clouds in space? Why are we watchig this? Daddy, what's Vietnam?
Now you may feel a little sting ... AAAHHHHHHH !!!! Okay, a big sting.
LOOK AT ME! No thanks, I just ate.
♫ I'm getting buried in the morning! ♫
Nipple, nipple, tweak, tweak, fly fly FLYYYYY!
"That's the price you pay for being a side show pass-around."
"Joel, why don't you wear nice things like that?"
"Well I got shot into space. There wasn't any time to pack!"
"Meanwhile, back at the mutant heap, Stanley gets ready for another grueling day at the asbestos factory."
"Well, maybe it is a clue, but how do I know the rest isn't a cockeyed nightmare?"
"Or a night-eyed cockmare?"
"You may now bury the bride."
"My suit's more comfortable and I'm willing to fight about it!"
"And that guy's speakin' into a cruller."
"Maybe he's Danish."
"Well, it's the moon so it's cheese Danish."
"Oh, and the woman will clean up. How progressive."
She's got legs and she knows how to use them.
You'll be sleeping with the monkey boy tonight.
But she's got a ticket to ride. She don't care.
May I take your skirt?
Listen Peggy im offering you a chance to get your picture on the front page of every newspaper in the country...
and in the obituaries!
I don't have knees, Joel.
Just a hunch.
Oh great, Tony- you shot a midget.
I hope you sleep well tonight...real nice-
"Not goodbye, au revoir." Crow: No, not au revoir, ciao! No not ciao, aloha! No not aloha, auf wiedersehen!
Spacemen just don't look at home in a breakfast nook.
"A hortuculturist told me you're the original hybridizer of it." - Nobody calls me that and lives!
"Alive in a cataleptic state?" Iowa?
Why, I happen the have a hotel right behind this curtain.
Hey, why is the husband looking at us?
He's never been in a movie before.
It ruins so many wedding nights when the bride dies.
'We want protection!' Lady, you should've discussed that with your daughter earlier.
Hmm... Jim never drinks coffee on our home planet...
"Mr. Lorenzo is a doctor himself but he has no license to practice" -Making him a quack.
When a hunchback comes along / You must whip him
He's playing with your corpse / Unless you whip him
He will not go away / You must whip him
Whip him, whip your hunchback
Daddy? What's Vietnam?
I must walk backwards.
Now, this man is a different story. No, his hair is all wrong. Maybe I'l get rid of the mustache, definitely it's a crime to hide those classic features.