106 - The Crawling Hand
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Every time she gets a boyfriend, he crushes her windpipe.
Just pull your hands away!
Who are they trying to feel with that stud finder?
They haven't found me, yet.
Stop or I'll say HEY again!
Hey, I think somebody just called me a cold fish!
*scream* "Hey, I found my watch."
Heyyyyyy, scientists shouldn't litter!
Hey! He's got a woddy. he he he .
"Oh, yeah. well we know Buzz Aldrin.....Fatty."
I would now like to sing "Cathy's Clown."
There goes the deposit...
Strange kid, dippin' his hands in ink, like that - how d'ya figure...
- He looks like a cross between Jerry Mathers and James Dean!
- Beaver Without a Cause...
Push that and he's an astro-NOT...
"We can't *book (*sounded like what rhymes with luck*) 'em" Joel & Boys: "Huh!? What!?!?!
Oh and I suppose next you'll tell me there's rings around your anus!
One Adam Twelve, see the appendage corner of Drugster and Main. Subject is arm and dangerous.
Hi there! Welcome to your room!
Last one in the fjord is a rotten egg.
What, you coming on to me?
And then the tape ran out.
Don't worry. We've got it on CD.
It's just like Footloose!
She forgot to put her chin hammock on.
Hey, he's got a woody!
Push that and he's an astro-not.
Jackson, get away from that ectoplasm!
Pancake batter? You're soaking in it.
Hmm, this lamp has panties on it?
Good thing she has a handgun.
Hey it’s a beach thermometer!
You’re all those things, and less.
I’m going to get some air.
Here comes the long arm of the law!
Is he gonna use that to signal turns now?
Murder's the word!
The crawling bladder!
"Hi, I'm Tom Servo"
And the girl screams
Hey look, it's Ed Begley sr!!
"No rats. not allowed."
"Unless they're on the menu."
...I can hear you but you're fading... Are you on drugs? Would you like to call the drug hotline? Be on the lookout for a crawling hand curled up on the bannister... It tends to drop on people right when they're about to pass out...(the whole Operator sequence starting @ 49:17).
Where's the little body, Little Buddy?
"They're little prints." - Prince is little.
I can't believe she's gonna do the scene one more time... used to call her 'One-Take Sally' now... look...
"Cats can't resist the Cosmic Treat!"
"I guess a double-scoop sundae is out of the question now."
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Elvis has left the kitchen."
"Could I just take one practice shot at you? I was kinda' psyched."
"Did he just offer his hand in marriage?"
"Well, not exactly his hand."
" 'Stacked' means you're really smart."
"Sounds like my old Phy-Ed teacher: 'Push it, push it.'"
"Looks like the Dow's up about three points."
"No self-respecting scientist would have his shirt unbuttoned that far, I'm sorry."
"Two minutes, fifteen seconds."
"And fifty-two bottles of beer on the wall."
I suppose next you'll tell me there's rings around Uranus.
This is - Major - Tom - to - Ground - Control!
He's the worst strangler in the movie! He runs around the countryside giving people Dutch Rubs!
"Tell my wife I'm liable to be out all night." I'll tell her she's married to a two-bit character actor.
Seven seconds til he slaps the table.
"Soon to be NAKED is a better than not Naked at all."
"Soon to be NAKED is a lot better than not Naked at all."
"BEAVER without a cause."
Tom: Wonder if there's an abridged version of this movie. Crow: If there is, let's burn it. Tom: Never burn your abridges.
"A substitute for oxygen?" New Oxygen Lite!
Why haven't you sent help?
Signed, The Castaways
I think he's taking acting lessons from William Shatner.
Remind me not to... drop... acid... after... school!
Did he just give him a wet willy? I think he did... with his own saliva!
With an extra hand around the house, just think of the stuff I could do!
(servo as capt kirk) Must...control myself! Must...find pastel-colored native female! Execute Prime Directive!
And your stocky - tubby....
You KNOW things are bad when you keep a liquor cabinet in the bedroom...
It's Tami Faye Baker...
Looks like Robert Smith from the Cure.....
Get him some Decaf....
I slept with THAT?
"Alright, now..." - The biking, then the marathon.
That's the Helvetica constellation we're looking at.
"She needs about a 150 hours of beauty sleep."
"Oh these two guys we are in for some serious acting now."
"Babe, hand, Babe hand, oh guess I will go with the babe."
Look its Ed Beagley Sr.
"But you're filthy dirty." - Yeah, and you're stocky tubby.
This happens EVERY time you work with a live one...
Roddy McDowal, Milton Berle,... hmm!
I recognize him - he used to be with Def Leppard...
Hey! I found my watch!
He's the least successful strangler in the movies. He runs around the country giving people dutch rubs.
"They expect twice as much from foreign students."
You know the boys do.
Joel: I don't know how Shatner does it week after week.
Crow: I don't know why he does it or who lets him do it.
Servo: I think we should just be glad he does it.
You know things are bad when you keep a liquor cabinet in your bedroom.
She needs about 150 hours of beauty sleep.
You can tell it's a low-budget movie because they can't wreck the car.
(sweeping a Geiger counter over Paul) Not a trace. Not a solitary trace.
Joel : Must be a talent meter.
Nice swoon !
Be advised- he is arm & dangerous...
'There are people who think I did it- Sheriff Townshend...' Pete Townshend, John Entwistle... the list goes on!
To catch a human hand, you've got to think like a human hand...
Push that and he's an astro-not.
"The county jail is full of them." Sal Mineo impersonators?
You will believe a hand can crawl.
Check out those classic Elvis karate moves there!
Oh, yeah? Well, we know Buzz Aldrin!
Hi there, are you wearing rubber underwear?
Oh, magic lamp, help me find the hand!
"Did you hear anything, like somebody running or a door closing?" Or the sound of one hand clapping?
No, I think she's doing Mrs. Captain Kirk.
"But why the shower curtain?" That's a good question for anybody.
Yeah, take a lesson from these teeners! Twist your troubles away!
No acting, not allowed!
I wonder if there's an abridged version of this movie?
Hey, it's Max Headroom's dad.
Some one has been watching James Dean movies.
make sure you drink it like a racoon
Say...why's she wearing a swim suit with a codpeice?
I recognise him, he used to be with Def Leppard.
Have you thought of having your hair frosted?
Tell em' I'm smoking...