107 - Robot Monster
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Really Johnny, you're overdoing the space man act.
Aren't they supposed to fight the humans?
There are no humans, this is from another film.
That ladies and gentlemen is the destroyer of the universe. Pretty pathetic.
I was gonna sell it, but, everyone else is dead.
Even at the end of the world love springs eternal. Man need woman to be his steed. Woman needs man, yeah, now she got the need.
Dave's van is parked right out back. No way you can miss it.
I want to see the girl Alice again.
"OK, now tilt the camera down a little bit."
What time is it? "It's Miller time."
What day is it? "It's Miller day."
You're so bossy you should be milked before you come home at night.
"I'll get a stool and a pail."
"That's utterly ridiculous."
"Oh, cow could you say that?"
"Are you going to milk this for all it's worth?"
I'm beginning to think these endings are rigged.
You could get in, you know. There are seats for that.
"You're so bossy you should be milked before you come home at night." I'll get a stool and a pail.
They both taste like chicken to each other.
Cue the deus ex machina.
Look, I'm really busy at this time. Could you call back later?
"Don't talk like that."
I have to talk like that. I'm German.
Tell your friends Crick and Watson!
I hope they show this movie on that flight!
Jack O. Lantern, private, eye.
I've hired an idiot.
We'll be right back after this message from Geritol...
Now, this is what Dr Cornelius would look like, if he was played by Raymond Burr...
This is what comes from teaching apes sign language...
And so, after a meal of fresh granite and pop-rocks, they slept...
Just like Karen Black...
Is this the end of the film, Joel?
I don't think it is.
Have you ever had a déjà vu, Joel?
I liked 'armageddon married in the morning" (from my fair lady- I'm gettin' married in the morning." and "uh, we are waiting to hear other options first."
I AM grabbing her.
It's an Armageddon weddin!
Hey this isn't the way to taco johns!
George Barrows, too ashamed to show his own face.
Pamela Paulson? She's never made a bad film!
Gregory Moffitt, who went on to star in 'Yards of Leather'.
John Mylon, from the comedy team of 'Mylon-g and Winding Road'.
Selena Royale? What a great movie! Wasn't Woody Allen in that?
Claudie Barrett, from the comedy team 'Grin and Barrett'.
George Nader, that's Ralph Nader's naughty brother, he wrote Safe at Any Speed.
Well don't give me any more brain-teasers and my head won't blow up!
I thought it was a rush.
I'm surrounded by idiots of my own design!
I think we've all 'reported to the moon' at one time or another.
Due to an error, there are still a few of you left alive. We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you.
Yes we'll play house for God's sakes, SHUT UP!
Oh no, he’s fitting her for a gorilla suit!
I'm wearing white though; that's not very good humor.
He's trashed, and now he's gonna get bombed!
HAHAHA - get the sedatives.
Okay, but I usually don't like Sarah Tops.
Joel: Just think of it as getting two booster shots on the same day from the same doctor.
Crow: Yeah, Dr. Mengele.
Servo: Doesn't the Geneva Convention have rules against this kind of thing?
"When do we get to see the other three Banana Splits?"
"While Mommy braided Cindy's hair, Daddy read from The Home Repair And Improvement Bunker Guide."
"He comes from a planet where they evolved from apes and water coolers."
"Alligator turnovers all around."
"Smash, slug, shoot, mug... He just wasn't beat up enough as a kid!"
"When you shoot down a Cody, do you call a ranger, or do you call an air traffic controller?"
"It's gutting 'em that's the hard part!"
"This is Buddhist: You create us to suffer!"
"Calling all cars... Calling all cars... Be on the lookout for two men and a babe... May be armed with a gigantic experimental brassiere... You know what to do... Strap it on and parade around singing show tunes!"
"How many times do I have to tell them? No kickball in the lab!"
"Don't ever interrupt me while I'm playing the nickel slots!"
"And stop talking into a pine cone!"
Man, he should just get some counseling; he wouldn't want to smash people all the time.
Oh, what a time to get a kink in the back.
We're gonna have to hose those 2 down like the dogs in the backyard.
Kids, don't ever sit on an archeologist's lap.
Hey, this bra is coming along nicely.
Here hon, take these asbestos turn-overs.
ROY: You're so bossy you oughtta be milked before you come home at night!
"This will be the biggest social event of the year!" - It's the only social even of the year-
Oh, I hate to shoot a butt like that!
Maybe you should stop eating bugs...
"I have discovered the secret of our failure to destroy the remaining hu-mans." 'It's these gorilla suits, they really slow me down!'
"What time is it?" 'It's miller time!' "What day is it?" 'It's miller day!'
'That's the kid's disease, he grows up to be John Travolta.' 'Oh no! That's so sad!'
I think I'm gonna go cut an apple in half and watch it brown.
Nipple nipple tweak tweak FLYYYYYY!
She's so cute when she's passed out.
If I told you once, I've told you a thousand times: we're not rounding off pi to 4!
I didn't know the Death Ray had two settings...
It's Gecko-Roman wrestling!
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!
Don't patronize me rock jocky!
Jack-O-Lantern, private eye.
I got the girl! I got the girl! Oh happy day! I will love her and pet her and hug her and squeeze her and I will call her Georgette.