108 - The Slime People
|Short - Commando Cody part 6:|
Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
"I've decided to do a book, exposing all the insanity that's going on around here." I call it the dictionary.
"What's that the Professor's carrying?" "The movie."
"Oh, my goodness! Tip Roast is 79 cents!"
"Well, of course it's high, but it IS the Apocalypse, you know."
"He's pulling into a Texaco™ station."
"You can trust your plane to the guys who are inane."
"Nice rock garden. Oh, it's his back. Ew!"
"Y'know, there's nothin' like bein' in a gunfight with 600 lbs. of hi-test nitro rocket fuel on your back!"
"Oh, I'm stuffed. That's the best progressive dinner I've ever had. Martha's Jell-O™ mold was out of this world!"
"Get your hand off my knee!"
"The Production Company has installed a small piece of information for you, the readers, to read-- As if you cared about what happened in the last segment..."
It's The Thing from Fantastic Four! No it's Arte Johnson.
Why is he talking into a shaver?
Nipple1, Nipple 2, and hop hop ahhhhh!
Filmed in mucous vision.
It's kinda like fighting a big ol' booger!
[Eww, what is that? What is that stuff?] It's the rest of the movie!
"That will give us a chance to get this shopping done much quicker"
Shopping or Looting??
"Will somebody please tell me what's happening?"
Well, you signed a contract that your agent couldn't get you out of and uh...
"the slime people have our temperature under control." -And they're not very gentle when they use a thermometer.
"From now on I want you to follow orders." - Wait, I'm the marine, you're the sports reporter... Yeah, that makes sense.
Well, at least now there will be plenty of HAM steak.
What it is, Dr. Bro?
"and they came at him, from the sewers..." -Well here, have Pez.
The Slime People! The story of Hollywood in the early days.
The slime people are about as scarey as Teddy Ruckspin.
I call it the dictionary...
I have a staph infection, and eczema,..... but let me come with ya.
Airport 77, the other guys story.
"Boy, I bet that'd be scary if we could make out what it was."
"That thing they're hanging on to must be the plot line."
"You know, I can't tell, but I bet it's real action packed under all that fog."
Now remember folks, even at the end of the world, signal those turns.
"Now, we've always known there are fish in the ocean, haven't we?" 'No, that's a little far-fetched for me!'
"Steve, have you ever really looked at a squirrel? I mean REALLY, up close!"
They're on their way to a John Romero film festival!
Woah, it's Tom Waits on a bender!
"It is kinda hypnotic, isn't it?" "Hip? Not. Ick."
If you drag out our rotting, broken carcasses, it means it didn't really work out very well.
"Genius waits for no one!" But stupidity hammers on doors of abandoned buildings!
Hi, this is the human race. We're not in right now. Please speak clearly after the sound of the bomb.
That fog is thicker than grandma's mustache.
Meanwhile back at the Cody Institute for Naughty Little Bunnies.
"Now son; you can't keep calling me every time you get a ripple in your fantasy world....."