108 - The Slime People
|Short - Commando Cody part 6:|
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Excuse me, Mr. Melman. Mr. Letterman's looking for you.
They're all short order crooks.
"I can't see anything."
Of course, I've got my eyes squeezed tightly shut.
I said jelly rolls, not payrolls!
Well, they really don't have any home planet pride.
Oh, great! That was on my MasterCard!
Yes, we've been dealing with genetic mutations since you were in short pants.
"Why have they attacked us?"
It's my fault, actually. And may I say how sorry I am.
Krakatoa East of Java. Pentonville East of Muncie
Do you have an atomic bomb strong enough to start a volcanic eruption in the Mount Oliver crater? ( People were casual about atomic bombers, storing them next to the toaster oven etc.)
"I'm not the kind of guy that just goes around kissing any girl."
"Well, just any girl that says yes."
Come and get me I'm a fuzzy little fuzzy rabbit. I'm being bad. You have to spank me. I've been bad, bad, bad, bad.
... and apply to this area right here. "Your thighs?"
Look, they're on their way to a George Romero film festival.
I hope you like that to GO! *bam!*
*car crashes* Oh great! That was on my MasterCard.
That was a gripping scene. Here it is again from a different angle.
There, I just rewired the entire studio.
The dipstick on this thing is enormous. I'm keeping it.
"I guess we're all lucky to be in here." Yeah, there's a lot of actors who aren't even working!
Why'd this goofy old apocalypse have to happen right when my acne was clearing up??
Right in the kidney beans! Right in the cream corn! Right in the liver & onions! Right in the salisbury steak!!
She's probably having the slime of her life.
"Fear killed Tolliver!"
I thought it was those big guys in the costumes.
I'll bet that'd be scary if we could make out what it was.
Don't point that goat at me! It might go off!
"Are we gonna be on television?"
Yes, but our Nielson rating won't be very high.
"Bonnie, do you use heavy makeup to cover up your mustache?"
"What's the professor carrying?" "The film?" "A grudge, maybe."
"The weight of the world."
"Looks like a kindergarten field trip."
"Yeah, to Scab World."
"Uh-oh, this isn't good. I've seen good before and it didn't look like this."
Well, here we are at the Shriners' picnic...
We're not bringing your magazines, either...
Now, has everyone swallowed their barium?
It's Tom Waits on a bender!
LAX just isn't the same, anymore. Well, not since Braniff moved out...
Hey, Boyce and Hart! I wonder of they did the music...
"Oh tasting my daughter i see"
"Ill get busy in the lab".. "And we'll get busy in the kitchen"
They're dropping Turkeys!
Oh! and that's the Tanks we get!
Is that your stomach?
I saw this on Star Trek, once!
What are we seeing?!? The Future!
They gave the Slime the slip!
That Fog is Thicker than Grandma's Moustache!
When Cars Ruled the Earth!
We can turn it into a Road Trip!
We're not much to look at but We'zz' good people!
Serpentine! Serpentine! back and forth...back and forth....
When will I learn? I should always Go before I Fly!
Get your hand off my knee!
Wake up Cody! You owe me $400.
Crooks are always dropping obvious clues like that! It's really a cry for help!
'How'd you make out?' "Like a Bandit!"
This is "The Bridge Under Troubled Water"!
Good Shot! Right in the wading pool!
Oh did I say jump? I mean't swerve!
'You think we'll meet them on the road?' "Of course you will! You did last week.
There's nothing like being in a gunfight with 600 lbs of high test nitrogen rocket fuel strapped to your back!
Oh, no! Does this mean we have to see clearly for the rest of the movie?
“… I don’t even want to think about slime people.” Though it’s hard, looking at a mug like yours.
It’s not much but I call it Hell.
“They’re large… huge…” Big almost.
Oh, finally I come in and you two aren’t fighting anybody.
That's the tanks we Get!
The Slime People: the Story of Hollywood in the early days.
Like poppin a zit boys!
Yeah you can usually find a blonde hair in a field of wheat. In the fog...
Give me back my gum!
Unharden that man!
Wet your lips!
"Oh my gosh! We're out of gas!"
"...oh sure, that old trick. he wants to make out with the whole family..."
"Hi, I'm Goat Man..."
Honestly, Bonnie, the slime you bring home.
Shut up, I'm your daddy now.
You will believe a Marine can drive.
They're talking into a PEZ dispenser...
Ya know, I think this is the same lettering as Bionic Woman.
Well they have the technology.
A Marine that says 'Gee Whiz!'? What's he gonna do, storm the Cunningham's house?
Well, if we meet more slime people we'll just roll them down the hill; they hate that!
Right in the kidney beans!
Must be that new Hi-C "Ecto Cooler".
Crooks are always dropping obvious clues like that. It's really a desperate cry for help.
oh look, they're serving Hors d'oeuvres, corpse-ka-bobs!
And remember folks, even after the end of the world, signal those turns.
Okay everyone stop......look scared.....move on...okay then.
"Who are they?!"
Joe, I think we're in for a long hard ride, with this film.
You know, LAX just isn't the same anymore.....
"There are a lot of things I want to tell you." And they all rhyme with the letter K.
Joel: Now that was a gripping scene. Crow: And here it is again from a different angle.
Ah, tasting my daughter I see...
"I've decided to do a book, exposing all the insanity that's going on around here." I call it the dictionary.
"What's that the Professor's carrying?" "The movie."
"Oh, my goodness! Tip Roast is 79 cents!"
"Well, of course it's high, but it IS the Apocalypse, you know."
"He's pulling into a Texaco™ station."
"You can trust your plane to the guys who are inane."
"Nice rock garden. Oh, it's his back. Ew!"
"Y'know, there's nothin' like bein' in a gunfight with 600 lbs. of hi-test nitro rocket fuel on your back!"
"Oh, I'm stuffed. That's the best progressive dinner I've ever had. Martha's Jell-O™ mold was out of this world!"
"Get your hand off my knee!"
"The Production Company has installed a small piece of information for you, the readers, to read-- As if you cared about what happened in the last segment..."
It's The Thing from Fantastic Four! No it's Arte Johnson.
Why is he talking into a shaver?
Nipple1, Nipple 2, and hop hop ahhhhh!
Filmed in mucous vision.
It's kinda like fighting a big ol' booger!
[Eww, what is that? What is that stuff?] It's the rest of the movie!
"That will give us a chance to get this shopping done much quicker"
Shopping or Looting??
"Will somebody please tell me what's happening?"
Well, you signed a contract that your agent couldn't get you out of and uh...
"the slime people have our temperature under control." -And they're not very gentle when they use a thermometer.
"From now on I want you to follow orders." - Wait, I'm the marine, you're the sports reporter... Yeah, that makes sense.
Well, at least now there will be plenty of HAM steak.
What it is, Dr. Bro?
"and they came at him, from the sewers..." -Well here, have Pez.
The Slime People! The story of Hollywood in the early days.
The slime people are about as scarey as Teddy Ruckspin.
I call it the dictionary...
I have a staph infection, and eczema,..... but let me come with ya.
Airport 77, the other guys story.
"Boy, I bet that'd be scary if we could make out what it was."
"That thing they're hanging on to must be the plot line."
"You know, I can't tell, but I bet it's real action packed under all that fog."
Now remember folks, even at the end of the world, signal those turns.
"Now, we've always known there are fish in the ocean, haven't we?" 'No, that's a little far-fetched for me!'
"Steve, have you ever really looked at a squirrel? I mean REALLY, up close!"
They're on their way to a John Romero film festival!
Woah, it's Tom Waits on a bender!
"It is kinda hypnotic, isn't it?" "Hip? Not. Ick."
If you drag out our rotting, broken carcasses, it means it didn't really work out very well.
"Genius waits for no one!" But stupidity hammers on doors of abandoned buildings!
Hi, this is the human race. We're not in right now. Please speak clearly after the sound of the bomb.
That fog is thicker than grandma's mustache.
Meanwhile back at the Cody Institute for Naughty Little Bunnies.
"Now son; you can't keep calling me every time you get a ripple in your fantasy world....."