109 - Project Moonbase
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Meanwhile, at the Cody Institute for Deceptive Editing...
Take a left at L2. Dave's van is parked out front, you can't miss it.
That's his desk gun. It's just a spare. Feels good, though.
"How about an air mattress slathered with butter?"
"While Briteis relaxes in the chaise lounge, Jim will attempt to subdue the angry spy..."
"We built this city of Spacom!"
[knock knock knock]
"Y'know, these Moon Men have uses for plywood we haven't even dreamed of yet!"
"Fire all the Jets. Get the Osmonds back on contract!"
"Boy, he's got a nasty tail wind."
"Must've been something he ate."
"Al's Cafe': Serving the Underworld since 1923."
No expense was spared in painting these cardboard boxes gold.
I spanked your co-pilot, didn't I?
She enters the scene like a float -- and I don't mean root beer!
Cut the crap, doctor -- I love you!
THAT'S how I got here so quickly!
There's a bonus if you get killed!
"Sorry I was detained..."
...I was doubling for someone else!
-What's it spell?
-What's it mean?
Oh, I was just gnawing on my own knee... excuse me...
...except the stupid stuff -- you know, the "knock-knock" jokes...
Jerome Pycha, Jr. -- cousin of Jerome Elite!
Oh, I'm not sorry for that one! That felt wonderful! Oh... I shouldn't do that in a pressure suit...
I can't believe we're trying to annihilate you -- this is delicious!
Yeah, a guy in a leather jacket with his butt on fire -- they'll never notice that!
Initiate cheesey effects sequence. Roger that! Initiating cheesey effects.
Does the phrase 'Drop Anchor" mean anything?
"Here's the pitch ... and it's a home run for Brooklyn!!!"
Ah ... this is the future when they sold the Dodgers back to Brooklyn.
The president thinks? That's something new.
It's hard to take anyone in a flannel skull-cap seriously.
"Well, they missed, but how are we gonna get a cliff-hanging ending for this episode?"
He gets in trouble every week, but gets saved by editing...
Art design by M. C. Escher.
Ever kissed a dog? I mean, right on the mouth.
Inspector 12? Hey, he checked my underwear! So, who hasn't?
Hey! Canada! Take off!
BIFF! POw! OoF!
If I had brought that straight edge we'd've made it to the moon in half the time.
Okay, let's see- bathroom stuff, books, knicknacks, kids' room... hey, where's that ray gun, anyway??