It's the Barnabas Collins look.

I dont know what help installing a roller coaster will do, but we will do what we can.

Sounds painful.

"What a WIGGED out chick."

"I think I feel a Eurythmics video comming on."

" POT HEAD ..."

"This is the biggest salad I've ever seen."

And my android gently weeps.

She's very attractive when she weeps. Like Death warmed over.

"Kill." Oh, that's his answer for everything.

Guy's gotta learn about going up stairs.

That turtle should be showing up any minute now shouldn't it.

I see a movie and I want to paint it black.

Oh my god. A whole room full of bubble-headed little guys.

"We are subjected to seismic tremors everyday... however it is safe for us here." *Underground* Under *tons* of rock.

Ever think someone should have to have a license for a synthesizer?

They're going to get a breath of fresh vacuum.

The Certs Encounter

Hey buddy, there's a vole crawling in your mouth.

"You're not always responsible for your actions." This haircut wasn't my idea.

"Neither she nor I know the reason for my existence." Nor does the audience.

Everytime she hears a bug zapper she faints.

I think I feel a Eurythmics video coming on.

Didn't she sing "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" with Elton John?

I wonder if her head ever gets stuck to something.

She's got G.I. Joe hair.

Looks like backstage at a Penn and Teller show.

If Hitler were the Surgeon General, he'd look like that.

What, he killed the scenery?

Nothing like a good harpsichord to make a music score!

After being there for awhile it's got athletes fetus....

I'll crack my knuckles if you don't stop.
No, no, I hate that!
I'll crack them! Every last one of them!

This is corny. They're corn Czechs!

'Cause in space, no one can smell your breath.

Here's you clattering teeth, ma'am.