110 - Robot Holocaust
|Short - Commando Cody part 9:|
Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
This film was rated B for Basement..
"We have no history. We have always been here."
So you have a history?
And he has nothing to say about this?
"I think he'd highly recommend it."
Oh great! He's drunk again on rye whiskey.
Central Park hasn't changed either.
I guess it's a wasteland if you don't count that big city right behind you.
I can't keep covering for you at the office.
Now: reach into your left breast pocket.
Oh great, explosive throat cancer--no thanks!
"It's a bomb." Yeah, it is a bomb. Maybe you should've made a different film.
Is she going to be all right?
Oh, shut up, diaper man.
Hey, don't touch my hair! I worked real hard on that hair.
Instead of looking at a black we're looking at a kind of...burgundy.
He's a crustafarian!
She wasn't wearing her safety goggles.
Underneath all that guac is a heart of gold.
Get me! I'm an appetizer! I'm givin' out spores!
*City clearly visible in the background*
-Now where is that city?
We're being watched! "Of course you're being watched! It's a film, idiot."
"You need us and we need you." And vice versa!
Look out, he's got an eggplant!
Hey, it's Miles Davis!
I'm gonna die if they start dancing Cheek To Cheek all the sudden.
Yes, destroyed. Read my lips. Or lip.
Mechanical pot? Is that a drug reference?
Now I'm just gonna drop my spleen on 'em.
I could fix this if I had time... and if I knew how.
"Use the sharp edge!"
I just hope I find some pants.
"Who are YOU to keep me from my father!"
I wanna see the key grip!
"Your father was a good man."
And an even better side dish.
Dad, you're a tulip bulb.
He got smeared with Rust-o-leum!
Boy, oh, boy, if I weren't a light fixture - oooh!
My favorite food? Cherry Pez, no question about it...
I guess we've learned not to toy with the laws of television...
I bet those guys are fighting over the last corn-dog in existence...
Angelika Jager, she's playing the big-lipped woman...
So it'd be Newer Terror, then!?!
Always get a contract when you're dealing with a Dark Omnipotent Power!
You know I saw Darth Vader do that once!
Maybe I should have brought an Oyster Knife!
Ever seen this one? I can Walk the Dog, too!
We're wearing Road Kill!
The Dark One! The Dark One!!!!
Uhh, I haven't cut it yet! ...just kidding!
It's zee Wango zee Tango!
Yeah, you don't get run-on on the Moon!
By this time My Lungs were Aching for Air!
Which one of us is talking?!?
Hey! is that his High School Yearbook picture?
and it's in color! Yeah!!! but it's edited for Television! boooooo....
Jennifer Delora...she's a DeLorean!
Carry me! Carry me!
That's for R2-D2, that's for C3PO, that's for Julie Newmar, and that's just 'cause I wanna!
We use men to breed with us to create future warrior women then we dispose of them. "Hey! It's great!"
"Wow, that thing shut off quick!"
"Yeah, you don't get run-on on the Moon."
"Except for this movie..."
"Take her out of my sight."
Taking someone out of an omnipresent being's sight is pretty tough to do.
We can't bring your puppet everywhere, Ted.
Hey you left your femur!
Lets do it Cleveland!
Use the sharp edge!
Uhh, here's my mark.
And here's mine.
And that's my mark.
And I'm here, everybody stay on camera.
I think we've patched into a Metallica video you guys.
I think that's the maid!
How did Rosencrantz and Guildenstern get in this film?
They must have unzipped that avocado suit.
We must be quiet from here on in. Why? Writers strike.
Do you think they shop at the same place Mad Max does?
A being so hideously expensive, we couldn't show it in this film.
Taking someone out of an omnipresent being's sight is pretty tough to do, when you think about it.
"Listen to me I was in Godspell once!"
"Is she wearing a kitchen mat?"
"You dare to test the power of my dreaded eggplant?!"
"I think it looks more like a roller coaster. Like... Six Flags Over Armageddon?"
"Armageddon tired of this already."
"Oh, my hip still hurts from that one... Cyborg blindsided me!"
"Cody, don't wear your jet pack in the house! What if that thing went off?"
Wow! You got a cigarette there Darky baby?
That guy's been the sand in my shell long enough!
"Oh, pulsating glass ball, with hair like Sam Donaldson, please tell me what to do..."
"Oh, my achin' crowd scene."
Yes, cavern ... like between your ears.
"The power in the gate makes it impossible to pass." Well maybe try some roughage or some bran.
Uh, just wait 'till this jet goes over Dark One.
-What are they looking for? Clothing?
-Tina's looking for a support garment.
-Boy I hope she doesn't find one.
"You owe me one Woman." So now it's two women?
It say's 'This is not a men's room'.
"WHAT DO YOU SEE"?...a five dollar globe lamp
yeah. do you know Elmer Fud
The Dark One is Torqued!!!
"We have no history! We've always been here." ...so you HAVE a history.
"Our number grows each day" ...thanks to me.
If you were a twee, what kind of twee would you be?
I don't think my socks have ever gotten THAT bad!
[Cavern?] Yes, cavern... like what's in your ear.
Ooooh, the dark one!
-Where do you even start with something like that?
-First you cry.
"Now, do you wish to say anything?" Yeah, do you know Elmer Fudd?
Where is the room of questions?
"Do you understand?" No none of us understand, we don't know what you're saying!
I think I have this calendar.
"Amazing what you can do just by turning on an egg timer."
"Ever seen this one? I can walk the dog too!"
"Boy oh, boy, If I werent a light fixture."
"You blew it!"
"This movie is rated B, for basement."
"Look at all this water! It's sure to rust my micro-circuits!" - SHUT UP!
"I'm looking for a friend." 'The odds aren't that good...'
The Nuge has a saggy diaper that leaks!!
Who's the guy in the Huggies? That Depends!!!
You could still get a job @ chi - chi's......
You could BE the job.
It's the "WHEEL of MISFORTUNE"
Looks like sneeze stalactites...
Better dead than a spread!
"Is that you Joel?" No that's the other Joel, there's two of us.
"Perhaps it is time to send Tork." "Then send Dolenz and Nesmith, too." Monkees reunion
In the future, all robots will act like Don Knotts.
You've got underworld wetness!
She studied under Buckwheat.
Honey, remember my torso? well, its chip dip now.
a being so hideously expensive, they couldn't show it in this scene
"Malfunction report. I am but a freebot. Malfunction Report." A week ago he was playing Hamlet.
Thank you, Shoeshine, you're humble and skeletal.
The whole movie is just socks and violence.
You know, you look familiar. Weren't you in Yards of Leather?