110 - Robot Holocaust
|Short - Commando Cody part 9:|
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We must be quiet from here on in. Why? Writers strike.
Do you think they shop at the same place Mad Max does?
A being so hideously expensive, we couldn't show it in this film.
Taking someone out of an omnipresent being's sight is pretty tough to do, when you think about it.
"Listen to me I was in Godspell once!"
"Is she wearing a kitchen mat?"
"You dare to test the power of my dreaded eggplant?!"
"I think it looks more like a roller coaster. Like... Six Flags Over Armageddon?"
"Armageddon tired of this already."
"Oh, my hip still hurts from that one... Cyborg blindsided me!"
"Cody, don't wear your jet pack in the house! What if that thing went off?"
Wow! You got a cigarette there Darky baby?
That guy's been the sand in my shell long enough!
"Oh, pulsating glass ball, with hair like Sam Donaldson, please tell me what to do..."
"Oh, my achin' crowd scene."
Yes, cavern ... like between your ears.
"The power in the gate makes it impossible to pass." Well maybe try some roughage or some bran.
Uh, just wait 'till this jet goes over Dark One.
-What are they looking for? Clothing?
-Tina's looking for a support garment.
-Boy I hope she doesn't find one.
"You owe me one Woman." So now it's two women?
It say's 'This is not a men's room'.
"WHAT DO YOU SEE"?...a five dollar globe lamp
yeah. do you know Elmer Fud
The Dark One is Torqued!!!
"We have no history! We've always been here." ...so you HAVE a history.
"Our number grows each day" ...thanks to me.
If you were a twee, what kind of twee would you be?
I don't think my socks have ever gotten THAT bad!
[Cavern?] Yes, cavern... like what's in your ear.
Ooooh, the dark one!
-Where do you even start with something like that?
-First you cry.
"Now, do you wish to say anything?" Yeah, do you know Elmer Fudd?
Where is the room of questions?
"Do you understand?" No none of us understand, we don't know what you're saying!
I think I have this calendar.
"Amazing what you can do just by turning on an egg timer."
"Ever seen this one? I can walk the dog too!"
"Boy oh, boy, If I werent a light fixture."
"You blew it!"
"This movie is rated B, for basement."
"Look at all this water! It's sure to rust my micro-circuits!" - SHUT UP!
"I'm looking for a friend." 'The odds aren't that good...'
The Nuge has a saggy diaper that leaks!!
Who's the guy in the Huggies? That Depends!!!
You could still get a job @ chi - chi's......
You could BE the job.
It's the "WHEEL of MISFORTUNE"
Looks like sneeze stalactites...
Better dead than a spread!
"Is that you Joel?" No that's the other Joel, there's two of us.
"Perhaps it is time to send Tork." "Then send Dolenz and Nesmith, too." Monkees reunion
In the future, all robots will act like Don Knotts.
You've got underworld wetness!
She studied under Buckwheat.
Honey, remember my torso? well, its chip dip now.
a being so hideously expensive, they couldn't show it in this scene
"Malfunction report. I am but a freebot. Malfunction Report." A week ago he was playing Hamlet.
Thank you, Shoeshine, you're humble and skeletal.
The whole movie is just socks and violence.
You know, you look familiar. Weren't you in Yards of Leather?