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111 - Moon Zero Two
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure... don't you have to go make some elfin' cookies?
"You can't tell this man anything about anything."
"But feel free to tell him something about nothing or a little about a lot."
Capt. Kemp: Now you sold him his air bottles. You sell ALL air bottles around here.
Crow: Yeah, but I distinctly remember NOT selling that air bottle.
Capt. Kemp: Quick! Into your suit!
Tom: Damn, I thought we were taking those suits off.
Capt. Kemp: It's 200 degrees below zero in here.
Tom: What's the wind chill though?
You know, just how disappointed would you be if you never saw your brother alive again?
Crow: Why are they all English?
Joel: Cuz they're the only ones that are able to simulate being out of direct sunlight.
Hey, it's the same dance with different hats but it's a completely different experience!
"There's more than one way to skin a cat." Everyone says that but nobody ever tells me what the other way is!
"No air, no vegetation, one-sixth gravity." Yeah, but on the good side, no Howie Mandel.
Tom: You look like Goldie Hawn on Laugh-In.
Crow: Except for the hair.
Tom: And the body...
Hey, it's the original Space Mountain! What do ya know! And look, the line is still long.
"Your ship is different in ... other ways"
You mean no toilet paper? yeah, sorry about that.
Feel free to tell him something about nothing, or little about a lot....
"So what's so special about one asteroid?" It's worth bonus points, you go on the next screen.
On July 22, 1969, a man first set foot on the surface of the moon. His name: Vince Lombardi.
Hey, it's really quiet in space, isn't it? Yeah, except for the distant sound of trumpets.
Seems like a waste of cargo space to bring along their own conga band.
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Joel's "Mod" dance during the opening credits: 3 stars. :D
Your mother flosses in hell. Blaaaahhh!
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We've just landed on the moon....
And already, there's a landfill ! HELLLLLLLO, jettison into space, DUH !!
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What does Joel eat after hitting the movie sign button? Also, this theme song is freakin' awesome. MOOOOOON ZEE-ROO TWOOOOOOOO!
Am I the only one who thought the Russian scientist sounded like Count Count?
That animation reminded me of the old Schoolhouse Rock videos...
Oh, I miss the Electric Company. 1 2 3 4 5...6 7 8 9 10...11 12.
This opening cartoon reminds me of something we "oldsters" would see on the "Electric Company"
exactly what it would have looked like if we had colonized the moon in "69" but "green" cheesier.
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OK, is it just me or is Moon Zero Two not such a bad movie? I actually got sucked into the story. I can't decide whether or not to feel ashamed.