111 - Moon Zero Two
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Shut up that jazz combo. I'm nervous enough as it is!
Soup's on...he said, flatly.
"Your first time up here?"
That would explain the stupid hat.
Do you think I look like a zucchini?
Oh, no — the jazz combo was in there!!
"Your engineer? What nationality is he?" He's from Barcelona.
“Just a stupid mistake.” I bet he’ll never do it again.
Pampers punch? Ick!
Uh, we’re almost walking off the set. You mind going the other way?
In the future bras will grow on the moon.
How long does it stay dark?
Ok. The cabin's pressurized. You can take your helmets off.
"It's only a moon ferry."
At least he's open about it.
I knew there had to be a good part...
Hey, it's Major Kong!
I'm convinced! Oh - it's a gun...
L. Ron Hubbard? Old Mother Hubbard?
"That makes you a very attractive woman."
I'm already attractive.
A few lentils though.
...soup lovers will get it.
Well, I'm not going to be community chest anymore!
Hey, pal. I've got a small part. I'll finish my own lines if you don't mind.
Welll, its my birthstone. I'll do it.
O they set out in the wiener car in search of the giant kielbasa...
Don't anyone talk.
Go get the rest of your shower door!
Wait! Oh, the jazz combo was still in there.
The day the music died.
I'll feel totally naked without it. It's my only accessory!
"No one can just open a window."
Oh, we've done that. You just have to be really fast.
Make a note to call James Doohan
Hey, great club. No atmosphere!!!
If we don't die, wanna catch a movie or something? I mean, if you're not alive I totally understand.
Hey, how's the egg coming?
You gotta marry her, Bill, she's got the Wedding Bell Blues.
It's the closest approach since I grew my bushy-wooshy sideburns!
Until next time, flabbycakes...
Wow, they're so versatile!, It's kinda' like Swan-Lake-a-Go-Go!
Pampers Punch? Ick. (Saying this to yourself when you're angry works better and faster than counting to 10).
--Hey, it's Donald Trump. He's chasing the good guys away! That doesn't make sense.
--It makes perfect sense!
It's Hee-Haw 1999!
Hokay Mr. Fawlty!
He's from Barcelona...
It's LEGO moonbase!
They're so rich they go to the movies and don't even watch them.
Woah, he's got VPL in a bad way!
Are those the Blue Meanies?
Wow, they're so versatile. It's like Swan Lake-a-Go-Go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure... don't you have to go make some elfin' cookies?
"Hey, it looks like his stone passed him!"
"Hairpieces by Alexander Calder."
"Hey, it looks like Liza Minnelli and Lola Falanna had a garage sale!"
"D-Cups as far as the eye can see!"
"Don't you listen to what the man said!"
"Here, I don't need it. I already have Pete Rose."
"You can't tell this man anything about anything."
"But feel free to tell him something about nothing or a little about a lot."
"Darn those spacecoons-- they got into the garbage again..."
Wow. Apparently I'm dead.
If she's dead, I can scoop her out and make a terrarium out of her!
Capt. Kemp: Now you sold him his air bottles. You sell ALL air bottles around here.
Crow: Yeah, but I distinctly remember NOT selling that air bottle.
Who decided freeform jazz was the right thing for this soundtrack?
Capt. Kemp: Quick! Into your suit!
Tom: Damn, I thought we were taking those suits off.
Capt. Kemp: It's all shot to hell.
Crow: What? The plot?
Capt. Kemp: It's 200 degrees below zero in here.
Tom: What's the wind chill though?
Wow! Lawn and garden attachments. That guy's got all the candy.
You know, just how disappointed would you be if you never saw your brother alive again?
You ever think about renting out your forehead for advertising?
Okay! You're 12. I'm a hundred! I get it already!
Crow: Why are they all English?
Joel: Cuz they're the only ones that are able to simulate being out of direct sunlight.
Hey, it's the same dance with different hats but it's a completely different experience!
Ah, I'm intrinsically evil and I've got a new jogging suit I'm showing off.
Looks like these guys got suited up for a foosball game.
"There's more than one way to skin a cat." Everyone says that but nobody ever tells me what the other way is!
Hey, her boots are eating her!
Is that Richard Kiel's stupider brother?
This is me playing Breakout!
Fourth floor; tyrannical tycoon, loose women.
Hey pal, I got a small part, let me finish my own lines if you don't mind.
Nice bar. Crummy atmosphere though.
We're almost walking off the set. Would you mind walking the other way?
Yeah yeah, sure. Don't you have to go make some elfin cookies?
"No air, no vegetation, one-sixth gravity." Yeah, but on the good side, no Howie Mandel.
Wow. Did he get that shirt at a Molly Hatchet concert?
Let's go back and look at the moon. Maybe they're showing the feature now!
It's a renegade air-conditioning unit.
It's an orbiting garden weasel! ...and an orbiting space ferret.
Oh look at that! He's beating the titles out of him!
Tom: You look like Goldie Hawn on Laugh-In.
Crow: Except for the hair.
Tom: And the body...
Hey I didn't know the Russians had cartoons.
Is this a Pink Panther movie?
That's a good seal impression.
Hey, it's the original Space Mountain! What do ya know! And look, the line is still long.
In the future, bras will grow on the moon. Cross my heart.
"I suggest you look up front." While I check out the rear.
"Your ship is different in ... other ways"
You mean no toilet paper? yeah, sorry about that.
Col. Mustard, in the command module, with laser bolos.
I'm convinced! Oh, it's a gun...
"I couldn't land on your brother's claim." That would hurt.
They dress their stewardess's like Nazis'
( That ain't KOSHER )
Feel free to tell him something about nothing, or little about a lot....
"Is there a seven second delay? Can I swear?"
She looks like "Dot" Vader
Yeah, but to make it a splash guard for a urinal?
"So what's so special about one asteroid?" It's worth bonus points, you go on the next screen.
Rock it, Joel!
Test your love,..."Flaming!"...Great!...
In space, no one can hear a wedgie.
picked up a nintendo power glove there...
In space, no one can art direct.
Moon Zero Mostel!
We're going to have to jettison your moustache, you realize.
On July 22, 1969, a man first set foot on the surface of the moon. His name: Vince Lombardi.
Hey, it's really quiet in space, isn't it? Yeah, except for the distant sound of trumpets.
uh, I'm sorry I was dreaming about rabbits.
I'm here for the Gumby wedding
In space, no one can hear you yawn.
Seems like a waste of cargo space to bring along their own conga band.
Huston, I just spotted an animated cartoon on the surface of the Moon.