112 - Untamed Youth
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I know you two love the rich taste of field-hand, co here's a snacky-poo for ya.
Pretty articulate for a slop cook.
They call her coffee 'cuz she grinds so fine.
I'm only interested in stuff that makes my head look bigger.
Now you drive it into town and I'll meet ya there.
"But, look - we both can't have a hole in our heads." That would make us bowling balls.
"Don't be dirty minded!" Tom: Oh, it's hard not to, Mamie. Real hard.
*guy starting up musical number* Shut up. Don't even start.
You sure play hard to get... You let the phone ring TWICE!
Oh, Ross. You're wonderful. "Thanks grandma."
Only under one condition. "You push me around in a wheel barrow dressed as a Spartan."
He'll probably give you some corny pass about being his house keeper. "You mean the one you bit down on like a bat?"
... and see her beauty. "Plural."
Let's get out of here Scooby!
You think I look good? I do.
Nice set. Yeah, nice radio too.
I thought I'd catch you with another man. "Oh, they left hours ago."
Oh, he's blind now. That's funny.
There have been two murders just this past month. "... and I committed both of them."
We were so hot and we walked for miles. "You're still hot."
Home of the fighting ducks and the glass bottom boats.
Whatcha doin', fishin'? "No, just sexually harassing a few teens."
It looks like he's driving the Swamp from MASH
So that's what the Tijuana brass is doing!
They look like an evolution chart.
Gregory Peck this week on "Solid Gold."
Okay, tell me something and be honest: do I really look like Colonel Tom Parker?
Lou Gossett Jr will be out here to chat with you a little later...
It looks like a magnetic tapeworm!
Character: You're halfway to the pokey right now.
-What about the Gumby?
They’re just mad because those humans got to eat all the dog food.
“What are you going to do Judge Steel?” And who are all these guys on the floor?
Not canned, it should be dry. That’s part of the agreement.
Now roll the windows up.
I don’t know what he expects from them, they’re untamed.
Hey hide quick!
How much you want to bet the word daddy-o is in this film a million times?
Since we don't have any more lines, let's wander off this way.
Thank you, Greg. You're groovy.
Meanwhile at stately Wayne manor...
Hey you just harvested his sister!
Good thing I left my dog beater over here!
Hmmm...I wonder what she wanted
"She's dead." Well, when can she be back on the job?
mmmm...mmmm... tastes like juicy fruit... and pizza
Hey it's the body snatcher pod wagon
Don't ever play chicken with two cop cars
"Don't think of me like that." But I'm starting to like you.
Wonder what he wanted?
"Nothing matters, but you, and us, together." All three of us.
Kill him, he is evil and must be destroyed.
He said something about shooting the kid behind the tractor but I couldn't make out the rest.
Where is that piano?
Hey, wait a minute, this is a bag of rayon!
It's reaper madness!
That looks like Tom Wait's hometown.
She should have died at Cheers, then everybody would have known her name.
Man, the acoustics in that cotton field are fantastic.
Thought you could hide behind the credits, huh?
"There's no room for our stuff! The backseat's filled with a jazz combo!"
Looks like he's playing football against Claude Raines University.
"It's Mogen David!"
"There's a woman out-standing in her field."
"I hope it's not the VonTropp family, I hate them."
If he knows all this why is he still a cook?!
Hey look! Way in the back - it's Eli Whitney!!
Hey, MTV -- Mexican Television! heh.
David Byrne's new band!
[I think we should break up] Gee, do ya mean it Grandma? What does Uncle Dad have to say about it?
[I'll have a monopoly!] Boardwalk, Park Place, think of it... and I'm using the shoe!
Body by Bob Denver!
Mamie, calm down. Dogs can't climb ladders.
-You know if I wasn't sure Greg Brady was a guy I'd, er...
-Snap out of it!
"Jiggle and wiggle and wriggle and rock!" She's just reading the stage directions!
"You have more than a modicum of talent my dear."
-Oh you mean these?
"Thanks very large."
Poppies made her sleep.
-Check out the lever action.
"You are vagrants, without any visible means of support!" -Oh, I wouldn't say that...
You can grow honor like that?
*Stick to yer cotton-pickin*
My cotton-pickin WHAT ?
"Somewhere out there is the Ark of the Covenant."
"Do you know what you're saying, young lady ? Do you ?" Did I stutter or something, Grandma ?
"I'm sorry, I have some very bad news for you." I'm not a real doctor.
No, they sure ain't gonna make a singer out of him!
Elvis has left the cotton field!
"He got her up to his house, then tried to make a pass at her." But she fumbled on the fourth down...
"I'm gonna nail him to the wall." Use drywall screws, they're better.
"And I thought Lincoln got rid of slavery." Yeah, his right over there working on it. Getting rid of slavery, yeah, really groovy man.
Hey, everybody! Get me, I'm doing the Abe Lincoln!
"Is this what you call entertainment?" Well, you missed the big cossack number.
Ix-nay on the ump-bay & rind-gay!
It's like fluffy pudding.
"What's the matter, Jamie?" I'M IN PRISON!!!
She ate too much cotton.
There's no room for our stuff-- the backseat's filled with a jazz combo!