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112 - Untamed Youth
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She should have died at Cheers, then everybody would have known her name.
"There's no room for our stuff! The backseat's filled with a jazz combo!"
[I think we should break up] Gee, do ya mean it Grandma? What does Uncle Dad have to say about it?
[I'll have a monopoly!] Boardwalk, Park Place, think of it... and I'm using the shoe!
"there's some more crows to follow the big red machine." What the HELL does that mean?
-You know if I wasn't sure Greg Brady was a guy I'd, er...
-Snap out of it!
"Jiggle and wiggle and wriggle and rock!" She's just reading the stage directions!
"You have more than a modicum of talent my dear."
-Oh you mean these?
"Thanks very large."
"You are vagrants, without any visible means of support!" -Oh, I wouldn't say that...
"Do you know what you're saying, young lady ? Do you ?" Did I stutter or something, Grandma ?
"He got her up to his house, then tried to make a pass at her." But she fumbled on the fourth down...
"And I thought Lincoln got rid of slavery." Yeah, his right over there working on it. Getting rid of slavery, yeah, really groovy man.
"Is this what you call entertainment?" Well, you missed the big cossack number.
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I suggest a drinking game for every time "Cotton" is said.
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Do you know what the problem is that I have with Mamie Van Doren in these movies? Not a damn thing! I tell you it was a sad day for America when they stopped makin’ em like her!
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Dr. F. -- "Come in, Joel the Mole, my little frosted sponge cake." "Plebe." "Double Stuff."
I guess Forrester had to work all day without a dessert break. :/
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Favorite season one episode anyone? Because this is mine lol
1:03:16 - "It's Mogen David!"
Oh, Josh! <3
This is if def one of the better episodes to come out of season 1.
How often does the cast of an MST3K flick riff on their own movie? They insulted the script with "cotton pickin" lines more than the whole satellite of love!
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There are some terrible songs in MST3K's lineup, but this movie's selection is the worst by a pretty wide margin.
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I was willing to go along with the whole indentured slavery thing, but the bastard's cheating on me!
"Mmm, mmm, tastes like juicy fruit. And Pizza." Wouldn't she taste more like dog food by that point?
Watching Border Patrol Agent chase illegal immigrants through the desert ON FOOT holds more entertainment, I mean the part where the cop bumps into a cactus. I could not STAY focused !!
56:30 - The Killer Shrews!
The invention exchange: wait, you mean that *isn't* the intended use for those little rubber puppets the dentist always gave you when you were a kid?