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113 - The Black Scorpion
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[Floretina show Dr. Ramos to the blue room] And then sponge-bathe our guests, won't you?
A fabulous arsenal is assembled: tanks, firepower, snow plows, Chevys.
Joel: Hey, it's Dale Evans! And I thought she was stuffed. Crow: Only mounted.
"Now, while your scorpions are being cooked, you could, uh, mix up a nice salad that could be done when you're ready to serve."
"Oh, well, this isn't good. Not at all. I mean, I've seen good before and it didn't look anything like this."
♫ "...The ants go marching one by one/The human stopped to shoot a gun..." ♫
"Now this float is called 'Little Inchworm.'" It's made entirely out of white coral flowers and dried shellfish. It's a real piece of work. Kathie Lee?"
"Flint, Michigan. On a clear day you can see the GM plant on the outskirts of town. And look, there's Michael Moore."
"Sunday Sunday Sunday! We turn the floor of the Senora Dessert into a giant BLOOD PIT! It's Machine meets Arachnid in one-on-one action! Go-Go the Gorilla, and-- all-time powerful meister: BIG SCORP!"
"Roughly translated, he's saying, 'This would not have happened had we installed fiber optics.'"
"The Great Belasco: Juggler, Sword Swallower, and Pathologist Extraordinaire."
"You'll be surprised at the experiments that go on there."
"He's making a Taco Salad where you can actually eat the bowl!"
Don't forget the Alamo! No, we can do better. Davy Crockett is a dork! No. Remember the-- oh, forget it.
"Don't get me wrong, I love this Mexico of yours." But I like mine better-- got a little plastic burro... it's neat!
These aren't actual footprints, this is feta cheese, but it smells like feet so that's as close as we could get.
Now these aren't actual footprints, this is feta cheese. But it smells like feet, and that's as close as we could get!
Hey, you see my haircut? Look, I got a haircut too! Look, haircut, haircut, haircut, haircut, haircut. We all got our haircut!
"I'll just move this High voltage power line with this piece of metal, just let me dip it in water first."
And then bring some Shine-ola, and we'll compare it with the last one I brought you.
What's behind this tree? IT'S A DEAD COP! That's right Bob, it's a 1953 Senor Policia; Complete with .38 snub-nose revolver, dilated pupils and rigor mortis! You too will sleep soundly in your own Senor Policia! *From Spiegel Catalog, Chicago IL, 60609...
It says thou shall not ki. What do you make of that?
I guess we're not supposed to ki.
Now you're supposed to pick it up with your forearms and leave the monastery forever.
The milling festival ends in chaos. Two angry villagers slap each other senseless with large T-bone steaks.
I'll just move this high-voltage power line with this piece of metal. Just let me dip it in water first...
The milling festival over, the residents were loaded onto trucks like so many cattle.
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Dr. E: "Come in, Joel, my little free-floating clambake...." "Wild boy."
Dr. F.: "Until next time, my little skin-on wiener." o_0
I'm so tempted to call somebody "free-floating clambake" or "skin-on wiener" IRL just to see what their reaction is.
And at about 00:18:12, we get a sketch that clearly inspired the Judge/Daniels team when they created Peggy Hill. :D
"I played with this when I was a boy. Now Im a man" *Grabs leaf blower Haha
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Such an underrated episode. I've laughed out loud many more times here than some of the episodes with over a hundred "laughs."
Oh man, "Thou shall not ki--" LOfreakinL.
I just caught the "Journey to the Centre of the Earth" reference, when they're going down in the elevator!
Lots of M*A*S*H references this season.
this one wasn't all that ha ha funny to me. Sorta just kind of dragged
OMG, the host segment 40 minutes in is so classic!
The recurring theme of applauding every time the doctor is introduced just got funnier as it went along!
The Police Dispatch guy sounds like the robot from Lost in Space. I was waiting for "Danger Will Robinson!"
Hey! A weenie roast!
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Crow's riffing of Dean Martin is hilarious in this movie.
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"Josh Weinstein" is not usually the first name that comes to mind when you think of the people behind MST3K, but his contributions were enormous. Besides helping to write the theme song, performing in front of and behind the camera, writing gags and operating puppets from the KTMA days onward, Weinstein reportedly discovered a struggling young comedian named Mike Nelson and asked him to join the crew. He makes a quiet, graceful exit at the end of this episode (while wearing several pounds of green makeup).
I love the golf metaphor they keep riffing on.
I like how Dr. Airheart says "bye" at the end of this one.