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113 - The Black Scorpion



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Desiree Ashcraft - 4 days ago

Look, it says Arnie Saknussemn (?). Reference to Alien from L.A.?


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MrMontre32 - about 1 month ago

I can't eat food that looks like me.


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spydar59 - 3 months ago

I think this sums up the movie just right. "...but it smells like feet,and that is as close as we can get..."


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - 5 months ago

Bye Josh, will miss ya, see ya in the re-runs!


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Glenn Wobick - 8 months ago

This is really where Crow got a lot better at the riffs.


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Teri Gee - 8 months ago

They definitely needed that "powerful healing salve that will bring back our rugged good looks."


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Harold Cagle - 9 months ago

The Black Scorpion can't move as fast as a white one cause his pants are to low.


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jli@hush.com - 10 months ago

I felt like Crow was about to cry at the end there. Amazing how much one can emote with a bowling pin and a couple of pingpong balls with pupils drawn on.


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jli@hush.com - 10 months ago

I don't think Cambot speaks very good Spanish. I know I heard Crow say something about a cat.


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jli@hush.com - 10 months ago

I like how the two guys were totally shocked at there being all this damage IN A VOLCANIC DISASTER ZONE!


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jli@hush.com - 10 months ago

What the hell was that clapping?


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jli@hush.com - 10 months ago

Wow, could they have made less effort to make those steering-wheel motions match the driving footage behind them?


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Elisa Farrington - 10 months ago

I'm surprised they didn't riff the 'ancient squeaking scorpion' (34:52) that sounds strangely like a mouse getting squeezed.


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Elisa Farrington - 10 months ago

Ram Chips - Good thing: Willis O'Brien's stop action animation. Bad things: Over-use of drooling scorpion face and Juanito (except when he is chased by the giant mutant tick - 'Quick, somebody get a lit cigarette!')


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Elisa Farrington - 10 months ago

Two great host segments! Love Tony Pepdardt's letter to Crow and Gypsy as The Black Scorpion (too bad her tail fell off, although something about the way the puppet/robots fall apart is just so funny in itself!)


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Aileen Smithee - about 1 year ago

Dr. E: "Come in, Joel, my little free-floating clambake...." "Wild boy."

Dr. F.: "Until next time, my little skin-on wiener." o_0

I'm so tempted to call somebody "free-floating clambake" or "skin-on wiener" IRL just to see what their reaction is.


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Aileen Smithee - about 1 year ago

And at about 00:18:12, we get a sketch that clearly inspired the Judge/Daniels team when they created Peggy Hill. :D


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Dakota Hyde - about 1 year ago

"I played with this when I was a boy. Now Im a man" *Grabs leaf blower Haha


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Such an underrated episode. I've laughed out loud many more times here than some of the episodes with over a hundred "laughs."


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Sage Harpuia - about 1 year ago

I just caught the "Journey to the Centre of the Earth" reference, when they're going down in the elevator!


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Gal Dagon - over 1 year ago

Lots of M*A*S*H references this season.


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Christ isking - almost 2 years ago

this one wasn't all that ha ha funny to me. Sorta just kind of dragged


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Puma Man - almost 2 years ago

OMG, the host segment 40 minutes in is so classic!


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Kimono Dragon - almost 2 years ago

The recurring theme of applauding every time the doctor is introduced just got funnier as it went along!


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Kimono Dragon - almost 2 years ago

The Police Dispatch guy sounds like the robot from Lost in Space. I was waiting for "Danger Will Robinson!"


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Zap R. - almost 2 years ago

Hey! A weenie roast!


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Matthew Eickhoff - almost 2 years ago

Crow's riffing of Dean Martin is hilarious in this movie.


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NS - about 2 years ago

"Josh Weinstein" is not usually the first name that comes to mind when you think of the people behind MST3K, but his contributions were enormous. Besides helping to write the theme song, performing in front of and behind the camera, writing gags and operating puppets from the KTMA days onward, Weinstein reportedly discovered a struggling young comedian named Mike Nelson and asked him to join the crew. He makes a quiet, graceful exit at the end of this episode (while wearing several pounds of green makeup).


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23devil - about 2 years ago

I like how Dr. Airheart says "bye" at the end of this one.