K13 - SST: Death Flight
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I wouldn't try to weasel out of a promise.
But I had my eyes crossed.
And if it was a snake you'd use ?
A reptile thermometer.
That's a funny joke. I wouldn't use it in a comedy club, but it's a funny joke.
What are we gonna tell the passengers?
Tell 'em it was the fish.
Did you know it's more dangerous to cross a city street than it is to fly the Atlantic in an airplane?
Unless you're plunging towards it at 55,000 feet per minute.
Unfortunately, there's only enough oxygen for people who have contracts.
No extras please.
Cool model !
I think it's a snap together.
It's not that I think less of you, but I think more of me.
Which means I think less of you.
She's got bad static cling.
In all the right places.
Barbara, get me Florence Henderson on the line.
Movie--That leaky seal is acting up again.
Joel--Arf! Arf! Arf!
Crow--Not THAT kind of seal.
This movie has more guest stars than an episode of "Love Boat meets Fantasy Island"
Now we can build a giant laser and knock the Earth off it's axis. Or we bail out Mid-Wed Federal.
This is kinda' like a parody of the movie Airplane..you realize that guys?
...Our wing is completely on fire, not unlike re-entry.
Burgess bought it but, Burt and the Bimbo are still alive.
Pregnancy does ruin a Kangaroos figure.
Its always good to fly at the speed of sound about a 150 feet above New York City.
Why do I keep thinking he's going to pull away his face and he's going to be Martin Landau?
Hey why not break out those pork sandwiches eh?
This is kind of like a parody of the movie Airplane...
It's circus like because it's full of freaks.
"Hyperventilating her way to an OSCAR."
- Where is the champ?
- Hmm, sleeping.
I guess she's in charge of panicking.
Is that David Copperfield? Didn't he make a jet like this disappear once? He made his career disappear.
-Where is Dakar, anyway?
-I think it's in Da Garage!
We don't need no stinkin' breaks!
What is this, Open-Mike Night on the Death Flight?
Well, you took this film, didn't you?
Wow, Mutiny on the Death Flight!
This would NEVER happen on the Ponderosa...
Don't worry... be quiet.
This reporter will self - destruct in 5 seconds.
What does this button do?
It calls a bunch of stewardesses...
"We've reduced our altitude to 10,000 feet; you can breathe now without oxygen."
This is how luggage gets lost...
Put masks on the important stars first!
"We gona' take a little stroll to the back of the plane." That's right, a little walk uptown.
Soylent Green is made from Skipper.
Please put the brain under the seat in front of you!
Ah, you're in the part of the plane, that falls off.
Doug McClure. The career that time forgot.
This reporter will self-destruct in five seconds.
Because gas is an SST's natural food.