K14 - Mighty Jack
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--I think the bulk of the budget was spent on this sequence alone!
--All $7 of it?
How's a letter going to come back and annihilate you?!?
Nothing appeases an island more than a couple of bombs dropped on it!
'More Thrust!' "All he's got to say is More Thrust!"
But first a snack!
He's a Mighty Jack of All Trades!
He's got a cow on his back!
He's Mighty Frogman!
They're gonna' can him in his own juices!
Everyone's looking forward to Mighty Jack!
He's the most aware guy I've ever seen!
Shoe Laces makes an excellent dental floss when you're trapped in a cell!
You can't pick a lock with a button! I don't care where you took your secret agent training!
but he's no dummy!
That's why he's so important! He's the world's greatest ventriloquist!
What's the secret to Mario Bros.?
I didn't know jets made noise underwater?!?
My God! It's a Micro-Screen Razor!
Strap on your Mighty Jack Crotch Cages!
He owns the secret to synchronization.
I like a lot of girls who look like that!
Robbery! Not Kidnapping?
They're playing games with Mr. Atari.
They're not Japanese! They're not dancing, either! They're not even supposed to be in this Film! What the Heck!
These guys all dress like the Duncan YoYo Champs!
All this action and we haven't even seen the credits yet!
Looks like your brother, Crow.
Quick! My gun sock!
Hey we're right here! Right in front of your face!
"Is that MIGHTY important, or very important?"
"He's good with that apple."
"Oh god, he's going to dial all the numbers."
Sandy Frank is all you need to know....