K15 - Superdome
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This falls under the category of 'Plot Facets We Don't Care About.'
- She's hurting...
- She's acting!
- She's hurting us...
Wow - turning down a whole pile o' guys, like that...
Can you reach those knobs?
Hey, why the long face?
Rhubarb! Rhubarb! Rhubarb!
Makes Mardi Gras look like a High School Homecoming Celebration!
smoke on the water
Has anyone even SEEN a football?
It's a movie for the football illiterate.
Is that what she wanted to hear?
I love you!
"What are you scared of?" You, you're really ugly.
Tom: Wouldnt it be great if she puked on him?
Crow: Keep spinnin her it will happen.
Get a stir stick!
Joel: As long as someone there finds me attractive.
Crow: Oh, well, lets go to Ernies, down by the wharf.
She wants to go on the jungle ride.
Do this. Don't do that. Can't you read the signs?
His head explodes later.
It's heavy bread. It's whole wheat.
Big tie - bad guy.
"WHO WON THE GAME?"
"Boy this thing turned out to be a real YAWNFEST !!!"
Y'know... if his mustache was shaved and he was white, he'd look like David Copperfield."
"Maybe he could make this movie disappear."
"Nighttime New Orleans: It's a big town... Lots of people walkin' up and down the street... thinkin' about football... wonderin' where Alex Karras is..."
"...most of all, for the people who made this game what it is today-- The Mafia!"
"Did these guys fly in on 'SST: Death Flight'?"
Magnum Deep Fry
Nice triangle music.
Joel: He's movin' on his daughter!
Crow: Good. Finally some action!
Tom: The scientists are punishing us because of you, Crow.
Crow: What did I do?
Tom: You called them dickweeds. Did the neck-bubble thing and the date-hook thing. We coulda been outta here man! You goon.
Crow: Why don't you put your head between your knees and do a back flip or something.
Tom: Maybe you should have said that to them too. Maybe they could have turned the temperature up here to just below boiling.
Crow: Oh shut up you barrel-bodied bubble head.
Quit slobbin' her tonsils with your tongue and get on with it.
"I'm getting myself a gun and a Doberman."
Crow: And a bazooka.
Tom: And a gun for the doberman.
Crow: And I don't shower.
Tom: Are whorehouses legal there?
Joel: That's a Baskin Robbins
He's got a voice like a body being thrown through a bus window.
Tom: I like a woman who's not afraid to get her fingers greasy.
CROW: "Hey Erdhart is that your head or did your neck blow a bubble."
CROW: "Hey Forrester I saw your date last night, she had lovely hooves."
"You're my knight in shining armor Norman... You old poop!"
And for vegetarians; lentil floss!
I can't say anything funny about this. I'm at a loss.
"P. K. Jackson!" What's the 'P.K.' stand for?
Pastor's Kid. Peeling Karrots. Pun Kibble.
There's a livery service?
Just in case anybody gets pregnant.