Oh my God, it's not human! AHHHH!!!

I don't understand, why wouldn't she want to marry a refinery janitor?

Whoa! Patty Melt!

I'll grind up a side of beef in a blender and serve it to you as a shake.

It's okay. It's the neighbor's house.

Everybody, cough up the food of your choice.

Everybody's got a smoking jacket.

Cue the famous has-been actress.

"NITROUS, this is better than smoking."

"Safety is only 150 miles away.""

"Dick Van Dyke tip, if your hand fuses to the doorknob, leave the area."

"It's raining gas hallelujah !!"

"They won't do anything if I just walk around with a tweeting piece of cloth."

"Gowns by Ms. Piggy of Hollywood."

I hope those guys know enough to not drive back to the hospital with them, that would be even more tragic

I think that deserved some Barney Rubble laughter.

His future's so bright, he's got to wear asbestos.

Stop, drop and buy the farm!

Mickey! They burned Mickey Mouse! Oh, well, there's one in Florida.

We want to know, if you can boil pizza in a bag.

She's nothing without Alex Karras. But then, so is Alex Karras.

Thank you, Vampira.

Doctor Seuss to the drawing room!

Shelley Winters. She's playing that building. Very convincingly, I might add.

The Apocalypse could happen this Sunday night!

Two people choking on one persons vomit.

This is called Follow the Burning Doctor.