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201 - Rocketship X-M



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Mike Carmona - 14 days ago

Was this one of the only episodes where Joel, Kevin, and Trace could be heard breathing? From what I can hear, one of them is a deep nose-breather.


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Anita Foster - about 1 month ago

My favorite invention exchange prop!


Cabin Design
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Donald Petkus - about 1 month ago

The control room isn't very well designed. The pilot has to work the controls in high-g while clinging to a stripper pole while the navigator can sit comfortably at his console.


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Creepy Girl - 2 months ago

14:58 Heh heh. He said "thrust"!


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Logan Kamerer - 4 months ago

One of the first MYST3K episodes I ever saw!!!! I still use some of these jokes about lloyd Bridges


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Barry Ward - 4 months ago

One of them (Kevin, I think?) has such a bad nose-whistle in this episode that it's almost distracting.


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Nicholas ! - 5 months ago

"a mere speck!"-texas guy from movie. "listen! If you don't shut up about everything being so big in Texas we'll cut Alaska in half and make you the third largest state"-Alaska guy from work. but you know us Minnesotans, ever stalwart, i'll kiss ya now mam'


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Ken Carr - 6 months ago

When the chick was in her lower bunk, the look on her face was like..."I know the old dude up top's trying to be accommodating, but I hope he isn't incontinent." :)


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Dave Tuttle - 6 months ago

Crow: If I held you any tighter I'd be in back of ya (Grocho Marx, LOVE IT)


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Kimberly Hearn - 6 months ago

Frank is the bomb! Mike is my favorite but Joel is great too.


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Brandon Dove - 6 months ago

Good work guys; that was a tough one :(
Do rocket scientists often forget to check the fuel gauge?


CUT ME WITH A COAT HANGER!!
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Noah Nelson Nearth - 7 months ago

Joel says, "Cut me with a coat hanger!" as the guys come up out of the engine room through the "toilet seat" hatch. =^) =^) =^0 =^)
What do you do with a turd (besides this movie) that won't go down the drain? You cut it with a coat hangar...ewwwww. Joel has lived in the real world...another thing that makes this whole production staff that much cooler!!!


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Joseph C Goodson - 8 months ago

Every time I see them with their ties and leather jackets—in space—it makes me laugh.


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Joseph C Goodson - 8 months ago

I guess Texan jokes really haven't changed that much.


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Scott Bubb - 8 months ago

An astronaut that calls meteors meteorites?


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Jameson Kampo - 8 months ago

"A Cream Splunky for me" - Tom Servo
I want a Cream Splunky!


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Ray Garraty - 8 months ago

This film lists an editor. I'd really hate to see what was left on the floor.


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Jeremy423 - 8 months ago

Looks like Loyd picked the wrong week to be an astronaut.


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Scott Korin - 8 months ago

This was the first episode I ever watched. We had just gotten cable hooked up and I happened onto the show while flipping channels. I think it might have been on the original air date, too.


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Marie - 9 months ago

He's dying, & he's STILL giving speeches!


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Ah yes, the process of elimination method of human mating: "Think I'm a chauvinistic prick? Well, wait until every other male is dead or incapacitated, and then get back to me." Love is beautiful, isn't it?


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What an uplifting movie!


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - 10 months ago

Tom' Servos "Hal" voice just reminded me of AT&T. There computer has been calling me every other day about a bill that isn't due until the 11th. I told them I figured out what kind of computer they had, they were using a HAL 9000. I don't think the guy got the joke. *sigh* Humor is lost on the very young.


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Donald Petkus - 11 months ago

John Emery also played a jerk in Kronos, destroyer of worlds. Not as much of a jerk, though. I like that movie, but even at 12 I thought I needed suspend disbelief.


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Robert Brown - 11 months ago

Joel's Keanu Reeves impression impresses.


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Ron Simon - 12 months ago

great stuff


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Mike Carmona - 12 months ago

"We had a shot at a usable plot and a conflict that dealt with an obscure alien race - even though it was for like 10 minutes - and what did we do with it? We pissed it RIGHT down our legs!"


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Steve Hayes - 12 months ago

Kevin and Frank just step right in like they've been doing it for years. there deliveries helped form the shows perfect tone.


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Donald Petkus - 12 months ago

Judd Holgren (spelling?) played the reporter interviewing Lloyd Bridges. Holgren played Commando Cody in Zombies of the Stratosphere. Also played an HQ flunky in one of the Rocky Jones epics.


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - about 1 year ago

My dad grew up in the 20's & 30's, my brothers in 40's & 50's and I was a 60's kid. We never treated the women of our family like that, we respected them, we knew they had brains as well as beauty. We still call each other "girls/guys" but these folks are borderline lunatics (aptly called due to where they are trying to head!)


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - about 1 year ago

It's also the second version of cambot, who goes through a number of modifications. Also, Josh kinda grew on you, but he wanted to move on and Frank does a great job at being evil scientist #3. One can tell they got some money due to the two new sets, SOL and Deep 13.


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Brian Landsem - about 1 year ago

By the end of the movie, I was really hoping his lungs were going to ache for air. I wonder if NASA used this film to boost morale.


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Teri Gee - about 1 year ago

What was the point of having every single person on the mission die? I don't get that. They got rid of the dead weight (Walt Disney's doppelganger), and they learned an important lesson. ...and then, what? They die. Phooey. :P


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Glenn Wobick - about 1 year ago

"Sorry he's new" Best line for a new assistant ever!


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Looks like he picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.


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Oh how I wish I could go back in time to the fifties and tell filmmakers YOU CAN"T LAND A ROCKET ON IT'S TAIL!


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When the visitor showed up at about 1:15:00 I couldn't see her very well because I was watching it at low resolution and I couldn't tell who she was. Then she spoke and the first words from my mouth were "Holy Crap it's Mike."


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We get it, you're from Texas!


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"I was about to cut you up with a coat hanger." That's got my vote for 'Grossest Riff Ever."


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Elisa Farrington - over 1 year ago

With two older brothers, I grew up with Mad Magazine. When Joel refers to Al Jafee's Fold-in pages (@20:10), it brought back the memory of them, long buried in the Outer Sanctum of my brain.


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Elisa Farrington - over 1 year ago

Don't you just love Gypsy's one word sentences? 'Mix!'


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Austin Strong - over 1 year ago

As a Texan, I wish the Texan guy would SHUT. UP.


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chris kaprys - over 1 year ago

that 'stand by to turn' "like this? ... or like that? ..like that? okay." moment ... aw, priceless.


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chris kaprys - over 1 year ago

took me a bit to figure out what tom says at 19:41, so thought i'd share (from wiki) "Maximillian Adolph Otto Siegfried "Max" Schmeling" (September 28, 1905 – February 2, 2005) was a German boxer who was heavyweight champion of the world between 1930 and 1932.


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Ray Garraty - over 1 year ago

At 15:10 Joel riffs 'eight tracks and cassettes in stereo" That's from a song lyric; Jackson Browne's 'The Load Out' Relatively obscure. I've seen this episode several times it just connected for some reason. I love when that happens.


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All right, yeah, I'm just gonna put this out there. Joel, his name is Christopher Reeve, not Reeves. There. I said it, and I'd say it again.


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Ray Garraty - over 1 year ago

Be sure to wear a necktie in space


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MB - over 1 year ago

At 1:15.53 That gypsy "woman" is Mike isn't it?! :oD


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CeaCea is a Sky full of Stars - over 1 year ago

Boy, Joel (then Tom @ some point) really beats 2 death the line: "Where do u want 2 b in 2years?". Which is odd too, as it's normally in "5 years".


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Aileen Smithee - over 1 year ago

Dr. F. - "You take-out troglodyte!" :D "Joel-y-cakes."

With TV's Frank helpfully reminding us why nobody looks back fondly on their career in fast food...


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Aileen Smithee - over 1 year ago

00:48:30 - Raise your hand if you think that Lloyd morphing into a werewolf at this point would have made the horrid "love" scene infinitely more palatable.

Ew ew ewww!! So far as "romantic" subplots go, I'd rather watch Mitchell spill beer on that hapless call girl again. DX


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starman 76 - over 1 year ago

Joel's BGC-19, Ellen Ripley's load lifter, with the all important back beat


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Someone explain to me why they would bring guns on a trip to the moon.


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Chris Mulligan - over 1 year ago

Crow @ 28:58 haha!


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Wow, that rocket drawing has got to be one of the most phallic looking things I've ever seen.


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Watching this one again for the first time in quite a while. Reminds me why I love Frank so much.


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Super McWonderfull - over 1 year ago

14:10 - Funniest thing I have ever heard from CROW, and possibly the best laugh I've had from any MST3K movie.


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Matt Towler - almost 2 years ago

Sebastion Cabot, funny or not funny floating? Very funny, but, impossible.


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Kelly Slane - almost 2 years ago

"Thank you Mr. White Male Reality." ~ pretty much sums up THIS movie


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Jake Perkovich - almost 2 years ago

what amazing special effects!


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The Joel/Trace/Kevin/Frank era will always be the golden years of MST for me. Not that I don't love Mike etc, but I grew up watching those guys I mentioned, and somehow they just all fit together in a good/funky sort of way.


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Stephen - almost 2 years ago

When he said "Ironic, isn't it?", I was pleasantly surprised that no one riffed: "Don't you think?" That song hadn't come out yet :)


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Joel Roth - almost 2 years ago

yep, Josh Weinstein wasnt doing Servo anymore....hated it at first, grew on me.


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Kiri T. Unicorn - about 2 years ago

They HAD to go to Mars. The producers of this cheapo couldn't afford mock spacesuits!


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Brad D - about 2 years ago

The first episode of MST3K that I ever saw back in 1991. It remains one of my faves to this day.


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Robert Ferguson - about 2 years ago

I'm the gawd,.....I'M THE GAWD.....


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Sage Harpuia - over 2 years ago

Texas, a mere speck? Well, compared to Alaska...


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Kimono Dragon - over 2 years ago

Lloyd Bridges: "Does this trip to mars scare you? Because it scares the living piss out of me!" "When I think of you going on this trip to mars, what I wouldn't give to be 30 years younger... and a woman!"


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Kimono Dragon - over 2 years ago

Am I the only one who thinks the astro-physicist look like Walt Disney?


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abdulmannan44@hotmail.co.uk - over 2 years ago

Wow, great episode. Laughed pretty much from beginning to end. Floating wrench WAS funny.


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Page - over 2 years ago

First appearance of TV's Frank, Kevin Murphy takes over as Tom Servo and Mike makes his first guest appearance