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201 - Rocketship X-M
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Oh man, either I'm high or there's about fifty Martian dudes down there! Oh man, game over! I gotta lay off the butane!
All it's been since we left is "Texas this and Texas that"! Well, I've been to Texas and it's not all that great!
Remember, you're an astronaut if you're wearing dungarees and have been training for the last two years.
"I'm sorry that we haven't had any time...." Hey, we've got the rest of our lives together.
"I can tell u about 1000 wonderful hours we spent together, because I feel we would have---" it was all community service (~Tom)
Cheese it! It's an entire race of mimes! We've gotta get back and warn Earth!
Hey, look, guys! There's the Statue Of Liberty... and there's James Franciscus, and Charlton Heston!
We thought it would be funny if we blackened the eyepiece on his binoculars... let's see what Walt Disney thinks...!
You know, one time this happened to me -- I was in a convertible, and I...
" Valleri, vallera, valleri, vallera Ha ha ha ha ha !! "
(Valleri, vallera, Und schwenke meinen Hut. Das Wander schafft stets frische Lust, Erhält das Herz gesund)
"Should we wake him?" - Why?! So he can experience his own fiery death?!
"You're right. I'm not even thinking straight any more." I must be tired... I'm almost *interested* in what you're talking about.
Yup it's blinker light fluid alright, ..... you want I should check your muffler belt ?
Nobody is gonna strap me naked to a diving board, face down, in a pool of marsh - mellow creame.
"Say, maybe somebody don't want us to get where we aim to get." Yeah, the god of grammar.
their coming up through the toilet... Hey close the lid there is a lady present.
And nobody's going to strap me to a diving board naked face down in a pool of marshmallow creme!





that 'stand by to turn' "like this? ... or like that? ..like that? okay." moment ... aw, priceless.
took me a bit to figure out what tom says at 19:41, so thought i'd share (from wiki) "Maximillian Adolph Otto Siegfried "Max" Schmeling" (September 28, 1905 – February 2, 2005) was a German boxer who was heavyweight champion of the world between 1930 and 1932.
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At 15:10 Joel riffs 'eight tracks and cassettes in stereo" That's from a song lyric; Jackson Browne's 'The Load Out' Relatively obscure. I've seen this episode several times it just connected for some reason. I love when that happens.
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All right, yeah, I'm just gonna put this out there. Joel, his name is Christopher Reeve, not Reeves. There. I said it, and I'd say it again.
Be sure to wear a necktie in space
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At 1:15.53 That gypsy "woman" is Mike isn't it?! :oD
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Boy, Joel (then Tom @ some point) really beats 2 death the line: "Where do u want 2 b in 2years?". Which is odd too, as it's normally in "5 years".
Dr. F. - "You take-out troglodyte!" :D "Joel-y-cakes."
With TV's Frank helpfully reminding us why nobody looks back fondly on their career in fast food...
00:48:30 - Raise your hand if you think that Lloyd morphing into a werewolf at this point would have made the horrid "love" scene infinitely more palatable.
Ew ew ewww!! So far as "romantic" subplots go, I'd rather watch Mitchell spill beer on that hapless call girl again. DX
Joel's BGC-19, Ellen Ripley's load lifter, with the all important back beat
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Someone explain to me why they would bring guns on a trip to the moon.
Crow @ 28:58 haha!
Wow, that rocket drawing has got to be one of the most phallic looking things I've ever seen.
Watching this one again for the first time in quite a while. Reminds me why I love Frank so much.
14:10 - Funniest thing I have ever heard from CROW, and possibly the best laugh I've had from any MST3K movie.
Sebastion Cabot, funny or not funny floating? Very funny, but, impossible.
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"Thank you Mr. White Male Reality." ~ pretty much sums up THIS movie
what amazing special effects!
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The Joel/Trace/Kevin/Frank era will always be the golden years of MST for me. Not that I don't love Mike etc, but I grew up watching those guys I mentioned, and somehow they just all fit together in a good/funky sort of way.
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When he said "Ironic, isn't it?", I was pleasantly surprised that no one riffed: "Don't you think?" That song hadn't come out yet :)
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yep, Josh Weinstein wasnt doing Servo anymore....hated it at first, grew on me.
They HAD to go to Mars. The producers of this cheapo couldn't afford mock spacesuits!
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The first episode of MST3K that I ever saw back in 1991. It remains one of my faves to this day.
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I'm the gawd,.....I'M THE GAWD.....
Texas, a mere speck? Well, compared to Alaska...
Lloyd Bridges: "Does this trip to mars scare you? Because it scares the living piss out of me!" "When I think of you going on this trip to mars, what I wouldn't give to be 30 years younger... and a woman!"
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Am I the only one who thinks the astro-physicist look like Walt Disney?
Wow, great episode. Laughed pretty much from beginning to end. Floating wrench WAS funny.
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First appearance of TV's Frank, Kevin Murphy takes over as Tom Servo and Mike makes his first guest appearance