202 - The Sidehackers
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... too dark now, can't see a thing. ...that's why I'm squinting.
I'm not much for the classics; I've only read your book you magnificent bastard. :D
We used to come here and club seals together.
Wait! That's for the drug test... no! ...darn.
No one's legs were ground off in the making of this movie.
Honey, your touch makes me physically ill.
They stole his kneecaps! They stole his dimes! They stole the camera dolly! They stole the shoulder of the road!
"God, your helmet smells good."
Yeah, pick me up a dime bag of those *cough* shoes...
"Meanwhile, 12,000 miles away, Akron's best speed toward the hills of Southern California."
"Uh, Toni Tennille wants her hat back."
"J.C. is wanted by the FBI. He should be considered armed and... stupid."
"I don't know who I despise more: You or myself."
"Or The Devil or Chuck Woolery."
"...and so they drove to The Power Station. There was nothing left of the world after the... Robot Holocaust..."
"I can talk to you, Mr. Tree."
"Hey... I asked for a bagel and a schmeer. What's this?"
"Rod Stewart and Kim Carnes in: Laryngitis Theater!"
"Hey, Joel, where d'ya' suppose these guys're working now that cigarette ads are illegal?"
And pulling up the rear is... Beetlebomb.
Ya know, now that sidehacking has become so big, it's really interesting seeing its humble origins.
Ahhh ya took my thumb Charlie...
-I know where he is.
Hey, this whole movie is a trial.
-I didn't catch your name.
-Oooh you magnificent son of a bitch I read your booook.
"But nothing lasts forever, only love pads the film. Of all the dreams you treasure, only love pads the film....."
SERVO: " Hey look, he's supporting a WOODY.."
SERVO: " Ya, pick me up a dime bag of those shoes, COLUMBIAN
SHOES !! "
Dr.Forrester (to Joel): "Besides in space, no one can hear you sue."
You're not supposed to eat them!
I got a bike that's as big as a whale!
Your touch makes me physically ill.
He gets this way if he doesn't kill everyday.
They stole the shoulder of the road!
I remember the way Rommel insulted me... the way JC made me cough up blood. They can't take those precious moments away from me.
That refrigerator's been everywhere. And so has she.
It's good that he's using that mask to protect his scalp.
Hey, they're filming a Kotex ad- I can't say Kotex, I'm a robot.
Help! I'm sidehacking and I can't get up!
That's no way to cure hemorrhoids.
Joel: Sure, I swing.
Crow: Both ways?
My dog used to do that on the driveway
These boots were made for arson.
"At least I wouldn't have to do anything I didn't feel." - Oh, that HURT.
Hey! You should've gone before we left.
"Had enough to eat?" - Yeah, I grazed enough.
"Ill just walk under the cover of this air here......"
"We both share a brain."
This is kinda looking like Thirtysomething...
yeah, except for the dirty pictures in the background.
Haircut by Chad Everett.
Remember that bad thing we saw? This is even worse.
"Hey, Nero, got some problem?" Yeah, Rome is burning.
"Joining the establishment." And the establishment is Plastic Man!
Remember, when we used to be smart?
-They look like they're filming a Star Trek episode.
-Help me Kirk! Help me Kirk! I am Kirok!
Hey, it's Hunter S. Thompson! I didn't know sidehacking was so gonzo.
Filmed in Longtorsovision.
For those of you playing along at home: Rita is dead.
"I may be soft but I'm still" Stupid!
Indy, throw me the whip. Throw me the idol. Throw me the whip!
I guess pool is the answer. I don't worry about my girlfriend's murder... eightball... corner pocket.
Mmmm... you kiss like a dog...
"Hey, did you ever see me so happy?" "Yeah, but you didn't know I was watching."
I'd throw up on those throw rugs.
Let's walk ankle-deep in filth...
Wow, there's really a ton of change in this mattress!
And you taste good too, but your lips- are- DRUGGED...
Ohh, these oil fields remind me of her; can't quite put my finger on it....
Undercooked pork by Gus Trichinosis...