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202 - The Sidehackers
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I'm not much for the classics; I've only read your book you magnificent bastard. :D
They stole his kneecaps! They stole his dimes! They stole the camera dolly! They stole the shoulder of the road!
"Meanwhile, 12,000 miles away, Akron's best speed toward the hills of Southern California."
"J.C. is wanted by the FBI. He should be considered armed and... stupid."
"I don't know who I despise more: You or myself."
"Or The Devil or Chuck Woolery."
"...and so they drove to The Power Station. There was nothing left of the world after the... Robot Holocaust..."
"Hey, Joel, where d'ya' suppose these guys're working now that cigarette ads are illegal?"
Ya know, now that sidehacking has become so big, it's really interesting seeing its humble origins.
-I didn't catch your name.
-Rommell
-Oooh you magnificent son of a bitch I read your booook.
"But nothing lasts forever, only love pads the film. Of all the dreams you treasure, only love pads the film....."
SERVO: " Ya, pick me up a dime bag of those shoes, COLUMBIAN
SHOES !! "
Dr.Forrester (to Joel): "Besides in space, no one can hear you sue."
I remember the way Rommel insulted me... the way JC made me cough up blood. They can't take those precious moments away from me.
This is kinda looking like Thirtysomething...
yeah, except for the dirty pictures in the background.
-They look like they're filming a Star Trek episode.
-Help me Kirk! Help me Kirk! I am Kirok!
I guess pool is the answer. I don't worry about my girlfriend's murder... eightball... corner pocket.
"Hey, did you ever see me so happy?" "Yeah, but you didn't know I was watching."
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JC was also in the worst Next Generation episode ever. Don't get me wrong. I love Next Gen, but sheesh!
JC kissed his ankh. What is he praying to Amen Ra?
There aren't going to be any guns on my vengeful mission to kill a man!
You know guys there are other references to Erwin Rommel besides just Patton.
I think Sidehacking is a good idea for a race sport. Any good sport needs one thing and that is the potential for life altering injury. People don't go to races to see the race, they go to see the crash.
This great picture quality for only being available on 240p. I like.
How long has Doc Forester had an Ood in a Jailhouse Rock outfit?
I think this one is underrated. The riffing here is absolutely top-notch, and the host segments are solid.
Tom Servo has a beautiful singing voice.
I don't know what it is about that animated Slinky, but it kills me every time. Brilliant.
Though the riffing is superb, hardest movie of all MST3K for me to sit through. Jeez, get with the Side-Hacking already! Oops, I meant the "sorry excuse to make a weepy revenge snuff film because 70's guys were tough, man!" movie. - Because they snagged on my girl, see?! DON'TCHA CARE? DON'TCHA EVEN CARE?!?"
Hey everybody, NUMBER 16!!!!
The Patton riffs make this episode for me and a subtle Pope of Greenwich Village drop at the end.
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This is one of my favorite ones.
So yeah, this episode marks the beginning of the MST3K crew actually watching films all the way through before picking them for the show. What happened there is they already started filming this episode when they came upon the rape/murder scene where Rita dies. Naturally, they were horrified, cut it from the show, and then every episode afterwards they watched all the way through. It also explains why it just randomly has our hero being all sad and forlorn and stuff with Crow playing off Rita's death. The more you know!
At first I didn't like the hero of the movie, but by the time he was killed I was completely ambivalent to him. I was mostly relieved it was over.
This movie doesn't half drag on, does it?
"Hasbro humane society" I somehow missed that the first time around.
"He should be considered armed, and stupid."
"Thanks for littering."
"Hey why dont you turn off that motorcycle so we can talk,"
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{peep} XD
I will push the "add comment" button. I will! I will push the button!
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Best use of Cambot ever!
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Who's legs do you think are in the end of the Slinky Dr. F? I'm gonna guess Mike because Mike was the extra guy in everything that season.
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Is it me, or does the Dino sound more like Bing Crosby?
When my sister and I would talk when we were meant to be sleeping, my dad would come in and say, "I don't want to hear another peep out of you." And as soon as he was out of earshot, we'd both start peeping. It was fun to see Joel and the bots play out my youth.
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Aha, at last! The origins of Joel's famous "chili peppers burn my gut" riff.
I like Cambot's parody of sports TV with the Sidehacking Results: Boredom 9, Movie 1.
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I'm glad the riffs are so good on this one, because even by MST3K standards, this movie is a bomb! The square dance calling by Crow T. Robot was the best!
Watching from Afghanistan!
I love it when they do their Jerry Lewis/Dean Martin impressions.
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I think this was my favorite invention exchange ever :)
Apparently J.C. later became the voice of George Liquor, in Ren & Stimpy.