202 - The Sidehackers
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"She's gone" Oh I, Oh I, I'd pay the devil to replace her
Joel: I don't want to hear another peep from either of you.
Magic Voice: Commercial sign in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Commercial sign now.
Tom and Crow: peep.
Wake up, you Desert Fox, you!
Fwow him to the gwound, centuwion.
SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE FROM PEOPLE!!!!
"AAHH Put me down you son of a bitch!" Ah, no, that's the wrong answer, but thank you for playing.
Tell me about the rabbits, George,
I will get him. I will GET him. I WILL get him. I will get HIM.
And so, the apostle, Peter. awoke with the sun, and verily, he heard a voice, 'A cock cry three times before you betray Rommel.'
"There's no way for him to move. No way." -- Yes way.
Billy, don't be a hero.
Well, I still think we should go under the cloak of darkness, but we'll do it your way.
Joel: Oh, you're so tense. Tom: ♫tchika-ooka WAAWW tika-ducka-ducka WAWW tika...♫
"Who? Who's he buyin'?"
"Nero. Two, three others." -- a puppet a pauper a pawn, and a king. Each time he finds himself flat on his fa... well you know the rest.
"Still gonna go after JC, huh?" -- PDQ. ASAP.
Only looooooove...pads the fillllm...
It's much too complicated. It would take a scientist to explain it and I'm simply too mad.
Hey, I'm a mirror I can't talk.
You should have went before we left.
That jelly donut kinda got away from him.
Take a big drink out of life.
You damn dirty ape!
And this is my country estate. I also keep a trailer home in the city.
It was about this time the Duke boys decided to teach ole Boss Hog what sidehacking was all about.
Thank Bob Crane for being the flag man there.
"Exhibition riding-- fairs, rodeos..." weddings, bar mitzvahs...
I got an exhibition in 'Frisco in two weeks..." Then you won't be needing those clothes.
My dog used to do that on the driveway...
[Close up of the lead with a band-aid on his face looking upset] I need another band-aid...4 my HEART! (Only love pads the film, folks :O)
"U ever read the Bible?" No but I saw the movie...
Well they can't be that good. Look, they need training wheels.
Sidehackers? Is that what happens when a guy spits out of the side of his mouth?
Hate to bleed and run,,,!
Ahm - are you known for your work in the theatre?
wait? he's kissing himself now
Shot, with a tomato gun.
I'll just walk under cover of this air here...
Meanwhile, speeding download the neBraska Flatts
"You forgot your socks?"..."No Silly, My Underwear!"
So that's how Ross Hagen got in this film...He slept with the Producer!
'Postage Stamp Theater: Presents'
They're in a rut...
We were thinking of using it as a suppository - on YOU...
Now, I'll give you $5 if you have a hard-boiled egg in your purse...
Maybe she's got a saggy diaper that leaks...
Hey, I'm tripping! No, I'm REALLY tripping!
Let's see what the Gatsbys are doing...
Why me? Why ME, all the time...
I remember when they used to shoot movies in Orange Julius-Scope...
"Hi." Ah, why yes I am, I'm on a ladder.
"You ever read the Bible, Lou?" No, but I saw the movie...
Easy Rider... Easy Dead...
*opening of the movie starts only in a very small rectangle*
Uh... this... this is gonna be hard to watch.
There's a ladder in the way!
Meanwhile in another movie!
Hey they shot this with a 3mm camera!
It's a lineback, a slowburn and a hop, skip and a gold flame with a Fintoozler and an Itchy Gorilla! AN ITCHY GORILLA!
"Thirty-two bucks." Boy, this IS a cheap movie!
"Just- just wait a minute Rommel, boy. What the hell are we gonna do if they got guns?" Die, I guess.
Oh, who am I trying to kid? It's no fun without a girl.
... too dark now, can't see a thing. ...that's why I'm squinting.
I'm not much for the classics; I've only read your book you magnificent bastard. :D
We used to come here and club seals together.
Wait! That's for the drug test... no! ...darn.
No one's legs were ground off in the making of this movie.
Honey, your touch makes me physically ill.
They stole his kneecaps! They stole his dimes! They stole the camera dolly! They stole the shoulder of the road!
"God, your helmet smells good."
Yeah, pick me up a dime bag of those *cough* shoes...
"Meanwhile, 12,000 miles away, Akron's best speed toward the hills of Southern California."
"Uh, Toni Tennille wants her hat back."
"J.C. is wanted by the FBI. He should be considered armed and... stupid."
"I don't know who I despise more: You or myself."
"Or The Devil or Chuck Woolery."
"...and so they drove to The Power Station. There was nothing left of the world after the... Robot Holocaust..."
"I can talk to you, Mr. Tree."
"Hey... I asked for a bagel and a schmeer. What's this?"
"Rod Stewart and Kim Carnes in: Laryngitis Theater!"
"Hey, Joel, where d'ya' suppose these guys're working now that cigarette ads are illegal?"
And pulling up the rear is... Beetlebomb.
Ya know, now that sidehacking has become so big, it's really interesting seeing its humble origins.
Ahhh ya took my thumb Charlie...
-I know where he is.
Hey, this whole movie is a trial.
-I didn't catch your name.
-Oooh you magnificent son of a bitch I read your booook.
"But nothing lasts forever, only love pads the film. Of all the dreams you treasure, only love pads the film....."
SERVO: " Hey look, he's supporting a WOODY.."
SERVO: " Ya, pick me up a dime bag of those shoes, COLUMBIAN
SHOES !! "
Dr.Forrester (to Joel): "Besides in space, no one can hear you sue."
You're not supposed to eat them!
I got a bike that's as big as a whale!
Your touch makes me physically ill.
He gets this way if he doesn't kill everyday.
They stole the shoulder of the road!
I remember the way Rommel insulted me... the way JC made me cough up blood. They can't take those precious moments away from me.
That refrigerator's been everywhere. And so has she.
It's good that he's using that mask to protect his scalp.
Hey, they're filming a Kotex ad- I can't say Kotex, I'm a robot.
Help! I'm sidehacking and I can't get up!
That's no way to cure hemorrhoids.
Joel: Sure, I swing.
Crow: Both ways?
These boots were made for arson.
"At least I wouldn't have to do anything I didn't feel." - Oh, that HURT.
Hey! You should've gone before we left.
"Had enough to eat?" - Yeah, I grazed enough.
"Ill just walk under the cover of this air here......"
"We both share a brain."
This is kinda looking like Thirtysomething...
yeah, except for the dirty pictures in the background.
Haircut by Chad Everett.
Remember that bad thing we saw? This is even worse.
"Hey, Nero, got some problem?" Yeah, Rome is burning.
"Joining the establishment." And the establishment is Plastic Man!
Remember, when we used to be smart?
-They look like they're filming a Star Trek episode.
-Help me Kirk! Help me Kirk! I am Kirok!
Hey, it's Hunter S. Thompson! I didn't know sidehacking was so gonzo.
Filmed in Longtorsovision.
For those of you playing along at home: Rita is dead.
"I may be soft but I'm still" Stupid!
Indy, throw me the whip. Throw me the idol. Throw me the whip!
I guess pool is the answer. I don't worry about my girlfriend's murder... eightball... corner pocket.
Mmmm... you kiss like a dog...
"Hey, did you ever see me so happy?" "Yeah, but you didn't know I was watching."
I'd throw up on those throw rugs.
Let's walk ankle-deep in filth...
Wow, there's really a ton of change in this mattress!
And you taste good too, but your lips- are- DRUGGED...
Ohh, these oil fields remind me of her; can't quite put my finger on it....
Undercooked pork by Gus Trichinosis...