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203 - Jungle Goddess
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I forget who did what here. I say just shoot the film and let God sort them out!
97, 98, 99, 100! Ready or not, here we exist - Oh look, the cosmic universe isn't even TRYING to hide!
"Suddenly, there I was in front of a rear projection screen. You know how I hate those. I screamed, and that seemed to help our relationship."
"You have failed, Monk."
"Whadaya' mean? I wrote Straight No Chaser... 'Round Midnight... Lotsa' good things."
"I have accomplished what they told me was impossible!"
"A funny Gallagher routine?"
What happened Wanama? Were you with the white devil? (Nods) Do we need to get out the anatomically correct doll?
Yeah, yeah, bathe it in cold water, put a poultice on it... I gotta beat cheeks!
"You always say something like that just when I'm starting to enjoy myself". Then I have to wait a few minutes before I leave...
"There I was surrounded by salad fixins for miles, and no Mandarin Orange Vinegret in sight..."
" Ooooooooooh I never should have filled up on that four alarm chilli.."
Okay. New rule. No white people. Must take hard line on this. No exceptions. Send memo.
"These natives are very childlike." After all, they don't even shoot things they don't understand.
"Uh, excuse me, are you our waitress? I'd like to order whatever that is on the wall over there."
"What are you worried about? They're not going to execute you; I'm the one who got the death sentence." You're right, I feel great!
"The penalty for murder is the same here as anywhere else." A plea-bargain to a suspended sentence.
"You're not gonna tell her about the new element you discovered, are you?" You mean upsy-daisy-um?
Let me get this straight: You survived in the jungle for six years and now your telling me you just sprained your ankle on a piece of moss?!
Hey, are you going to that dead concert? Yeah, did you hear that Pig-Pen died?
Pig-Pen is dead!? Auugh!
If Pig-Pen is dead, I don't wanna live either!
...and, uh ...so then they just run totally unrelated stock footage of animals, right? and... and not even at the same altitude? ... Or creatures not even indigenous to the area?!?
"Wanama dumb!" doo doo do do doo! "Wanama dumb!" doo doo do do doo!
"Whenever you're ready, Mrs Zorka," put that lampshade on your head, tie femur bones around your waist and dance naked in the moonlight!
Burn the file on the electric dance belt and pick up my manhood- it's under the chair.
So... every time I eat a burger, an acre of this stuff disappears? I don't get it...
Say, Bill...? Don't look now, but I think your kneecaps are on fire!
Hey, Bob, there's a living thing! Why dont'cha swing into high and kill it?
Like they say... it's never a rock video until they burn something!
Then, I came upon a sanitary landfill... I knew that civilization must be near.
Aw, come clean with me, Frank; tell me you haven't had the urge to ram this baby into the ground!
Welp, she threw a shoe. That means I'm going to have to shoot her.
That's Bob's department.
There I was, surrounded by salad fixings for miles, and no mandarin orange vinaigrette in sight!
"Tommy Tune and.... Merce Cunningham," describing the natives' dance of death.
Uh, when you were in flight school, did they teach you how to scream?
Spring: When a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of elephants
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You mean upsidaisium?
"Hats!"
Mike looks great in guy's lipstick...Aww, and he called Joel the "cute one".
("Joike". Is it canon? Stay tuned.)
At 1:23:45 I busted a gut when Crow said, "I'm ready again". Several months ago someone in the forum asked about riffs with sexual innuendo. The simple fact that he said 'again' made it among the funniest lines ever.
"Wanama-dumb" Perfect. I'd been wondering when they'd use the mahna-mahna joke. Should've just trusted they'd pick the right time.
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A little rock climbing would've actually put some life into this film. :/
I love any film staring a suicidal super-hero.
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Unfortunately, their ability to work the camera's iris in this movie was as effective as their racial sensitivity...
6.022x10^23 is my favorite number. GO AVOGADRO!
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I think I must have gotten up or stopped paying attention when the movie transitioned from a monster movie with the spider thing and the plane crash to the one with the jungle. Is that ever explained? I was expecting there to be a tie in at some point--an enormous spider walking through the jungle?
In Greta's defense, hats from that era were really something.
In the short I keep waiting for the robot to break out and start dancing like he does in More Human Than Human with Rob Zombie.
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You could say just about anything in Lugospeak and it would be funny.
Around 31:30 Crow gives away his alternate identity a little bit.
Two words: George Reeves. 'Nuff said!
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Every time Joel talks about white male privilege it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside!
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Pay attention to Joel's Jackie Gleason impression at the end. Two years later, a young fan mailed a picture of Crow labelled "Art," and the name stuck.
One of THE funniest MST3K episodes. Constant riffing is dead-on, nonstop laughs.
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I'm not sure there's anything more representative of the whimsical loneliness of being stranded in space than playing hide-and-seek with the universe.
Why is it this movie makes me think they'll harvest "Pineal" juice?....