204 - Catalina Caper
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Mayberry After Hours
No Shirt...No Shoes...No Script...
It's just one big, sunny, fun-filled Baton Death March.
Crow: "By this time my..."
Joel: "Hey come on."
♫Uhh Dork Shack. Dork shack, baby. Yeah, that's where it's at. I got a movie that's as long as a whale. About to set sail. Woooo♫
Look, I haven't got time for the pain.
Hello, Mudda. Hello, Fadda. Here I am at.. uh... Catalina. No, that's not it....
"Arthur!" -- Once you get caught between the moon and New York City.
Tell us about the rabbits, Joel.
"Lakopolous is a proud thief. That's the only way he'll do business. It's expected one would try to cheat him." -- Like Nixon.
I have just one question. WHAT THE SAM HELL IS GOIN' ON?!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????
There's a concept, it's called harmonyyyy...
"Air, water- you're pretty observant, there, pal. (!)"
*HOOOOOONK!* "Oop, somebody stole another painting!"
Americas fastidious and well groomed youth pumping their clean one dollars into a clean economy that is sunny, colorful catalina.
I was doing OK until the opening credits ended.
Gimmie that case. "Oh, wow! He's holdin', dude."
*while running* Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, owie, owie, owie.
No shirt, no shoes, no script.
At the bottom of the harbor? He must be tripping.
... and I'm coo-coo for coco puffs.
Hey look! I'm sixty. Still rockin'.
Breathe through your mouth. "This thing right? The slit in my face?"
Did I mention there were drugs at that time?
We have a proper love.
He's kinda' caught between a rock and a hard place.
This must be Tommy Kirk's Oscar! He's so good they gave it to him before the movie was done!
Oh, Robert Donner! I went to his party!
"Just remember one thing!" You'll be underwater.
Oh, somebody stole another painting.
-I've never seen the ocean before..."
-"Yes, then u have missed much" ..it's only 75% of the earth's surface
Grrr! Now, I'm going to go polish my suit...!
It's the William Burroughs figurehead!
There's still some red - I'm afraid I can't give you the bear...
FBI: Pratfall Division.
"This is a place." HELLLL
How would you know? You were drowning.
Tell me when you're done.
Make some Jacques Cousteau jokes instead, okay?
*dopey teens are dancing on a boat* Do the jerk! The idiot! The moron! The potato-up-the-butt dance!
The best beach party ever was the one at Normandy.
Kids these days with their hula hoops and their fax machines
"Darn, and I forgot my shins."
"I think someone loves us."
Well, it's not me.
We're here to spoil everything.
Geez, what a wimp. Can't even take on a seasoned diver with a knife.
May I...retie your pants?
Little Richard: the only genuine talent in this film!
I know a bright young singer who's hopped up on goofballs right now.
Burn the witch...burn the witch...we shall cleanse the earth with fire!
Hi, wanna trade hair?
Can someone do us a favor and push that guy's amp in the water?
Remember what I said about the last man on Earth? Well, it's time.
Oh, we'll just stand here cuz they're men and we're not.
Ohp, they're gone, let's form a girl group.
"Well try to make your summer as... eventful... as possible."
"I must admit, I do have a... flair for this kind of thing."
Gee, it looks like a garage rag.
OK everybody wear your eye protection theres a lot of loose ends flying together here.
The Bee Gee's go bad-er.
I think I know a hot young singer who is hopped up on goofballs right now.
Burn the witch,
Burn the witch,
We will cleanse the earth with fire!
High? Yes I am you?
I'm gonna put this in a frame that fits!
"Angelo, what are you doing here?"
Working. Being evil. Shut up.
"Oh, you remembered!"
Your deep-seated psychosis? Of course.
Hi, Kaiser Wilhelm, you kooky monarch! Hee, hee!
"With the equipment we have below it shouldn't take long."
Hey, you got puke on my radio!
No, you got radio on my puke!
"Come on and dooo the DORK!"
"Tune in, turn on, and throw up"
"Now I know why drugs were so popular in the 60's"
They're diving for chum.
Why did the Titanic have to sink but this didn't?
Hey do the jerk...the idiot...the moron.
He's kinda caught between a rock and a hard place.
Darn, and I forgot my shins.
It is cold down there, look.
"Remember, breath through your mouth." Not through your hands.
"His name is Angelo." He's a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
I think they sent the wrong people to 'Nam.
Lyrics by Aldous Huxley.
Prince, I hope you're watching this...
Oh relax, they'll just think it's a Rothko now, see?
Man. my corn is as high as an elephant's eye.
Oh no, he broke Tommy's Oscar!
"The youth of today... spent like so many shell casings on the battlefield of love."
"Didn't come out of his tuck in time. The Russian judge gives him a '3.'"
"The Jacques Tati of the boating world."
"May I re-tie your pants?"
"Great. Next we'll see Sly Stone with the 'Up With People' project."
"Ah, there's... uh... really nothing we can say about that, is there?"
"At least not during Family Hour!"
"This looks like Bluto and Popeye after Swing Choir."
"Meanwhile, in the dark impenetrable void, John-Paul Sartre was a-movin' and a-groovin'!"
"No Exit, Baby!"
"Now I'll set fire to the Walt Whitman books, then I'll burn the pile of Catcher In The Ryes!"
"Hmm. Jacques Cousteau meets The Pink Panther."
"You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and cut to a boat."
Water Fuzz. They're wet, they care. Tonight's episode: Death Ahoy.
'Scuse me, I gotta go invent the Walkman.
AGH Charlie! They took my thumbs Charlie!
Uhhh, Peach Daiquiris! So that's what I drank last night
Hey, it's Charlie's Angels. Plus a smart one.
Don't mind him, he's got language all his own. Yeah, he took a shell in 'Nam.
TOM: Hey u got room 4 1 extra? Wait 4 me! JOEL: Uh, they got a fat dumpy guy in this already.
"Mr. Lakopolous is not a stupid man." Sure, he drools and sings camp songs, but...
Nice analogy. I knew I hired you for something, Rod McKuen.
"Take an aspirin son". Take a whole bottle.
"Are you unattached like I am?" You mean to reality?
Ha, look at those stupid legs. They're stupid lookin'.
Hey she's got a shaggy diaper that leaks.
Ahhh they took my thumb Chahlie!!!
You know those dancers are standing on dumpsters. Would that make them white trash?
hay they grew up to be Jim and Tammy Baker
Now Barbara, buff my head!
When you smell like that, somebody must die
My skull is an amplifier!
Hey, she lost a bone in her neck. Look at that floppin' around like that...
Is there a history of epilepsy in your family, boy?
Hey, get the funk out of my face.
These Klan meetings have really lightened up.
He's the topulous! He's unscropulous! He's totally psychopolous!
"You're a credit to your profession!" Village idiot.
"Welcome home, delinquent!" Thanks, but we're felons now.
This IS a fantasy- you generally don't see cabs in Southern California like this.
White people voted the Best People in the World! Young white male, still on top!
That must be what they mean by 'five... easy... pieces'
This must be "Wet Side Story"
She looks like Cousin It with a bob!
"I'm ready to try anything, as long as it doesn't involve mother and dad with the police." - Or farm animals.
"Now remember, I'll do all the talking." And you do the interpretive dance.
Girls just can't resist the hot vibes of the frolicking guy... Neither can I!
-Tonight's episode, Death Ahoy!
-Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of Death!
-Tinker, Tailor, soldier, Dead man.
-Michael row your murder ashore.
'That guy must have something!'
Yeah, he doesn't shop at Members Only or Ward's.
Whadya say your name was? -Yeah, I'm castin' Caligula this summer, so (heh-heh) c'mon down!
This film was funded by the Utah Film Board
Oh look they're standing four abreast.
"When does it become the 'right' sport" When ESPN merges with the Playboy Channel. NOW GET UNDERWATER!
I got your stick Mr Luthor.
"I've seen three exactly my type." Yeah, real dumb!
So whats in the can? I think its dehydrated water.
Tank tops. so funny.
Get married, have some kids, and TAKE THAT RIDICULOUS HAT OFF!
The Nazi Party! Everybody!
It's like a strange version of Lysistrata!
Looks like somebody swabbed the deck with somebody's butt!!!
Finally, a sultry woman with a nice body. It's about time.
Was that the funny part?
I think he's so hopped up he thinks he's at the Apollo!
Screenplay written in crayon.
I'm gonna quit this band, and start a career in music.
"Wow, they're dancing for apartheid." "Yeah, it's to raise money for the National Front." "It's the 'Keep Mandela In Prison' dance." "They wanna play Sun City, I guess." "P.W. Botha--Back in Office!"
You know its gonna be funny, he's wearing corduroys.
Nice measurements. 36, 2, 85?
Somebody stole another painting.
Welcome to White Island. Acting like we deserve this kind of lifestyle.
Throw another Beach Boy on the fire!