204 - Catalina Caper
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"His name is Angelo." He's a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
I think they sent the wrong people to 'Nam.
Lyrics by Aldous Huxley.
Prince, I hope you're watching this...
Oh relax, they'll just think it's a Rothko now, see?
Man. my corn is as high as an elephant's eye.
Oh no, he broke Tommy's Oscar!
"The youth of today... spent like so many shell casings on the battlefield of love."
"Didn't come out of his tuck in time. The Russian judge gives him a '3.'"
"The Jacques Tati of the boating world."
"May I re-tie your pants?"
"Great. Next we'll see Sly Stone with the 'Up With People' project."
"Ah, there's... uh... really nothing we can say about that, is there?"
"At least not during Family Hour!"
"This looks like Bluto and Popeye after Swing Choir."
"Meanwhile, in the dark impenetrable void, John-Paul Sartre was a-movin' and a-groovin'!"
"No Exit, Baby!"
"Now I'll set fire to the Walt Whitman books, then I'll burn the pile of Catcher In The Ryes!"
"Hmm. Jacques Cousteau meets The Pink Panther."
"You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and cut to a boat."
Water Fuzz. They're wet, they care. Tonight's episode: Death Ahoy.
'Scuse me, I gotta go invent the Walkman.
AGH Charlie! They took my thumbs Charlie!
Uhhh, Peach Daiquiris! So that's what I drank last night
Hey, it's Charlie's Angels. Plus a smart one.
Don't mind him, he's got language all his own. Yeah, he took a shell in 'Nam.
TOM: Hey u got room 4 1 extra? Wait 4 me! JOEL: Uh, they got a fat dumpy guy in this already.
"Mr. Lakopolous is not a stupid man." Sure, he drools and sings camp songs, but...
Nice analogy. I knew I hired you for something, Rod McKuen.
"Take an aspirin son". Take a whole bottle.
"Are you unattached like I am?" You mean to reality?
Ha, look at those stupid legs. They're stupid lookin'.
Hey she's got a shaggy diaper that leaks.
Ahhh they took my thumb Chahlie!!!
You know those dancers are standing on dumpsters. Would that make them white trash?
hay they grew up to be Jim and Tammy Baker
Now Barbara, buff my head!
When you smell like that, somebody must die
My skull is an amplifier!
Hey, she lost a bone in her neck. Look at that floppin' around like that...
Is there a history of epilepsy in your family, boy?
Hey, get the funk out of my face.
These Klan meetings have really lightened up.
He's the topulous! He's unscropulous! He's totally psychopolous!
"You're a credit to your profession!" Village idiot.
"Welcome home, delinquent!" Thanks, but we're felons now.
This IS a fantasy- you generally don't see cabs in Southern California like this.
White people voted the Best People in the World! Young white male, still on top!
That must be what they mean by 'five... easy... pieces'
This must be "Wet Side Story"
She looks like Cousin It with a bob!
"I'm ready to try anything, as long as it doesn't involve mother and dad with the police." - Or farm animals.
"Now remember, I'll do all the talking." And you do the interpretive dance.
Girls just can't resist the hot vibes of the frolicking guy... Neither can I!
-Tonight's episode, Death Ahoy!
-Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of Death!
-Tinker, Tailor, soldier, Dead man.
-Michael row your murder ashore.
'That guy must have something!'
Yeah, he doesn't shop at Members Only or Ward's.
Whadya say your name was? -Yeah, I'm castin' Caligula this summer, so (heh-heh) c'mon down!
This film was funded by the Utah Film Board
Oh look they're standing four abreast.
"When does it become the 'right' sport" When ESPN merges with the Playboy Channel. NOW GET UNDERWATER!
I got your stick Mr Luthor.
"I've seen three exactly my type." Yeah, real dumb!
So whats in the can? I think its dehydrated water.
Tank tops. so funny.
Get married, have some kids, and TAKE THAT RIDICULOUS HAT OFF!
The Nazi Party! Everybody!
It's like a strange version of Lysistrata!
Looks like somebody swabbed the deck with somebody's butt!!!
Finally, a sultry woman with a nice body. It's about time.
Was that the funny part?
I think he's so hopped up he thinks he's at the Apollo!
Screenplay written in crayon.
I'm gonna quit this band, and start a career in music.
"Wow, they're dancing for apartheid." "Yeah, it's to raise money for the National Front." "It's the 'Keep Mandela In Prison' dance." "They wanna play Sun City, I guess." "P.W. Botha--Back in Office!"
You know its gonna be funny, he's wearing corduroys.
Nice measurements. 36, 2, 85?
Somebody stole another painting.
Welcome to White Island. Acting like we deserve this kind of lifestyle.
Throw another Beach Boy on the fire!