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204 - Catalina Caper
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"The youth of today... spent like so many shell casings on the battlefield of love."
"Didn't come out of his tuck in time. The Russian judge gives him a '3.'"
"Great. Next we'll see Sly Stone with the 'Up With People' project."
"Ah, there's... uh... really nothing we can say about that, is there?"
"At least not during Family Hour!"
"Meanwhile, in the dark impenetrable void, John-Paul Sartre was a-movin' and a-groovin'!"
"No Exit, Baby!"
"Now I'll set fire to the Walt Whitman books, then I'll burn the pile of Catcher In The Ryes!"
"You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and cut to a boat."
TOM: Hey u got room 4 1 extra? Wait 4 me! JOEL: Uh, they got a fat dumpy guy in this already.
"Mr. Lakopolous is not a stupid man." Sure, he drools and sings camp songs, but...
You know those dancers are standing on dumpsters. Would that make them white trash?
Hey, she lost a bone in her neck. Look at that floppin' around like that...
This IS a fantasy- you generally don't see cabs in Southern California like this.
White people voted the Best People in the World! Young white male, still on top!
"I'm ready to try anything, as long as it doesn't involve mother and dad with the police." - Or farm animals.
"Now remember, I'll do all the talking." And you do the interpretive dance.
Girls just can't resist the hot vibes of the frolicking guy... Neither can I!
-Tonight's episode, Death Ahoy!
-Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of Death!
-Tinker, Tailor, soldier, Dead man.
-Michael row your murder ashore.
-Hallelujah!
'That guy must have something!'
Yeah, he doesn't shop at Members Only or Ward's.
Whadya say your name was? -Yeah, I'm castin' Caligula this summer, so (heh-heh) c'mon down!
This film was funded by the Utah Film Board
"When does it become the 'right' sport" When ESPN merges with the Playboy Channel. NOW GET UNDERWATER!
"Wow, they're dancing for apartheid." "Yeah, it's to raise money for the National Front." "It's the 'Keep Mandela In Prison' dance." "They wanna play Sun City, I guess." "P.W. Botha--Back in Office!"
Welcome to White Island. Acting like we deserve this kind of lifestyle.
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Uh, Carol? Uh, Carol? Uh, Carol?
We have a "proper" love.
I got your cane, Mr. Lu-thor.
Oh my god, Crow and Servo are so adorable in their jammies!
So, my friend hired me recently to sing a love song to his girlfriend. I know, awkward situation, but my friend (the guy with a girlfriend) really has no singing voice whatsoever. He didn't specify a song, just said it had to be romantic, and that a bit of silliness is always nice. What song did I pick? That's right, I sang Creepy Girl to her. Keep in mind, they are both very good friends of mine. But... I sang it in front of both their families. I'm afraid that this song has set up a Romeo and Juliet style conflict between their families..... For the record, she loved it.
Was Little Richard REALLY the only black person in this flick? And he was killed off-screen within the first 20 minutes...go figure!
'How's your little fish?' Oh You! *puts hands on hips*
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"'C' is for that feeling of uncertainty"?
I just really like the idea of robots praying to God, I don't know why I find that so funny.
I tell you I could have taken anything this movie had: the mind numbing plot, pratfall mania, the suicide-inducing Vaudeville act of Mr. Duval and Lawrence, the unwatchable lip syncing by the unlistenable band, even Lyle Waggoner walking around the beach in street shoes! I could have taken it all with a smile on my face and song on my lips for just ONE of those angry pouty jealous looks my way by Charlie’s super boss sister Tina! She is Cat-Cat-Catalina Craaazy Gone Man!
00:24:25 - Oh, Joel. <3
Anyone else find it funny the gay stars have more chemistry with the ladies in all these riffed movies than the ones that should be attracted to them? Tommy Kirk & creepy girl over the sweeping love story that is Space Munity! And those two are married... Or does that explain things
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Wow..they just made a reference to "Zoom" How long did that show run?
Scrolls and fish and tinker-toys and wine..
Servo knows what the ladies like.
MY--ha-ha-HA-HIIIGH Creepy GIRL, my CREEPY Giiiirl!
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01:21:20 Crow says "These kids today with their loud music and their hula hoops" - where is this from?? I know they use in the movie BASEketball, but that movie came out in like '98.
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"The P is definitely NOT for platonic!"
"...oh, did I mention that there were drugs at that time?"
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MTV Spring Break 1966 lol
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Tom Servo is cuteness on toast! :)
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At 45:00, Servo proves he has chops! Barry Gibb called, he wants falsetto lessons, Tommy!
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Frank's first "Frank sound!" a-YUGK-a-YEE!!
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The girl singer's really cute...
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Heeeey! I went to Catalina last year and it wasn't nearly this groovy!
A lot of great riffs in this one. The Little Richard sequence still makes me howl.
How sweet! MST3K brings couples together!
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I'll never forget showing this episode to my boyfriend (it was only a few months ago) and him being so genuinely shocked at how mediocre and pointless this movie is.
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Link 2 has better sound quality.
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This movie is like "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World," only completely devoid of any talent.
I think they sent the wrong people to Vietnam! Great line. And thank you, Mr. bass player for playing only Bb through the entire song.
One of my favorite episodes. So goofy, funny, and bad for all the right reasons.
how did I not notice dr.forester eating frank's eye the first time I saw this???
this is the spookiest movie I've ever seen about white people...