205 - Rocket Attack USA
|Short - The Phantom Creeps part 2:|
Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
The grass really is greener on the red side of the fence.
This music sure implies that there's something exciting about to happen.
Boris picks up a sandwich and moves to the map.
That's why we've got to CRUSH them!
Welcome to Death Valley Days.
I didn't think you'd mind if I took the last parachute.
We're on the 3rd Green at the Kremlin!
'When Joseph gets drunk he comes here...and for your own sake I don't think you want to overhear some of the things that happen!' "Hey Listen! I'll only watch till i run out of Quarters!"
'What are your plans?' "You just burned my plans!"
How many nights must i wait for my man?!?
Hey that couple came in after that guy and they've already eaten!
Flaming Black Russians!!!
and now funny man Yakov Smirnoff
I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER PLEASE!
I'd like to order please!!!
This is the real Russia...after hours...when all the lights are Red!
Oh Wow! 3 drinks and a show!
But it was the Little Plane That Could!
'Sit down'..."You can have the Chair of Shame!"
Well thanks Bob! We all have our Cyanide pills ready...
We also believe for every drop of rain that falls..a flower grows!
'Is he dead? No, just stunned!' "Stunned!!! He took 6 bullets!"
Would you please turn off the Little Rascals music?!?
That's My Boss!
Would you put your hands down!!
Well the old clock on the wall says it's time for Longines Symphonette...
Coincidence? Read the Book!!!
'The man seems to be in a coma' "He watched the 1st reel of the film!"
'Captain West my paper would an official statement from you.' "Get Bent! Is that official enough for you?!?"
Wait, wait a minute! I'm kissing my own hand!
Let's knock off for some donuts!
Aw, we have to remember to pray for him...
Hey, look - that guy won a Tony!
They're the chunkiest couple on the block.
Announcer: ...if caught they could pretend to be two civilians...
-waking up in each others arms.
Character: You were being saved for the big one
"Well, Captain, as long as he didn't get inside. . ."
"I got to third base, if that tells you anything."
"Ford BEEBE! Ford BEEEEBEEE!!"
"No, you can't print anything I don't tell ya." Oh a police-state, neat.
[car starts] It's Christine!
Hmm, there's a commercial behind this bush.
Did I forget to tell you to throw it? I'm alright! I'm ok!
"I never thought the end of the world would be so boring."
"Uhh, You taste like a fat, drunk Russian"
",,,with a death toll of over three million." Just another day in the Big Apple.
The general is asking for hamburgers instead of chili peppers; they burn his gut. He'd really like a hamburger and some french fried potatoes!
Ivan, uh, attempts to sell Amway products to his unwitting guests.
"I was counting very heavily on this." Why, I nearly expressed an emotion back there!
Yeah, peace. It's a real bitch.
We're on the third green at the Kremlin...
You talked me into it!
Oh, they can't even afford to burn paper in this film.
I wonder who that could be in the middle of Russia and everything...
You can't really tell from this shot, but that's exactly what he was thinking.
"The range of the little plane was not significant..." but it was the Little Plane That Could.
I'm kind of busy right now!
And the people who helped make this collection of stock footage possible!
1928 Porter. That's my mother dear.
Doesn't she help you through everything you do?
I'm so glad she's here.
"Nevermind the guards." What about the bullets?
I will never love again...
You did the crosswords, you fool!
Luckily, the Policeman's Picnic was just over the hill.
"You're going to have to die alone, Dear. I can't take you by the hand for everything."
Joel: Could you state that in a desperate cry to God to save you from an unholy death, please?' Tom Servo: DUCK AND COVER-AH-AH-AH-Ahgrah!!
Lots of Ansel Adams-esque scenery in this, isn't there?
Meanwhile in a Frank Lloyd Wright building nearby...
FORD BEEBE!! FORD BEEBE!!
crow: ya know, for a robot, he's got a really flat butt.
"Yes, sir. Yes, sir"
Three bags full!
Spit it out, son. You sound like a manure salesman with a mouthful of samples.
Remember, the film is in color, it's just that everything is grey in Russia.
That's my boss, always taking us on these kooky adventures. But I'll be back later.
I was going to use his skull, but I welded a phone to it. Wasn't that puckish of me?
"[cough] Fat Freddy's Cat... heh..."
"Hey listen, I'll only watch until I run out of quarters, okay?"
"I... would like... to order... Please!"
"Remember, when you're taking snaps on holiday, don't cut off the subject's head!"
"Well, thanks, Bob. I think we all have our cyanide tablets ready."
"All right, Captain. As long as you didn't get inside."
"Well, I got to Third, if that counts for anything."
"Bungee Jumping: Sport of Fools."
"Paris this year says, 'Newsprint, Newsprint, Newsprint-- Yards of it!!' "
I'm standing in a shotgun shack in another part of the world. But this is not my beautiful wife--
Dietetic photography by Mike Tabb.
"I toldja there was something queer about this place." Yeah, it's Oscar Wilde's birthplace. So what?
Those are missiles, not taxis.
"Did Morris give you the TNT?" He gave me the T and the N, but not the other T...and I had the A.
"We've whipped the problem with the skin friction on the warhead..." Ummm, are we talking about the same thing here buddy?
"My car is back there in the trees." How'd it get in the trees??
"Leave go of me." You mean let go.
"Because Helen's my imaginary friend, she not real, you keep doing this to me."
"THANKS COMRADE !!"
"HA, I kill me, and others too."
"He's going to get a DWI, driving while invisible."
See ya Sis.
It must be a stealth missile, there's no shadow.
Tor Johnson Jr. says 'Da'.
Sorry I blew up like that.
Those are missiles not taxis.
"I can't work over the phone like they can..." You know my voice is badly dubbed.
It's the land-lubbin' mother pigeon of all phantom creeps!!
"Send this message in code to all our foreign operators:" bblllghhghgbllghgbbbllllgghhh!
Let me help you. It's a child-proof bomb. You have to push down and turn!
[It's alright Captain, as long as he didn't get inside] Well, I got to third, if that counts for anything!
I never thought the end of the world would be so annoying.
No one will be admitted during the breathtaking car-parking sequence.
If this follow spot keeps up with me, i'm gonna have to do a number! Ugh, let's see, one of my Judy Garland favorites...
See this is what I'm talking about, Commie Scat.
"So we were just switching to radar controls and everything went boom." - Uh, could you put that into layman's terms, please?
This is the real Russia, after hours, when all the lights are red.
This is my mailing list. If you're interested, I'm selling it. Notice the perfect demographic.
Hey they invented Asteroids, check it out!
Suddenly I'm thirsty for a Ka¢e. And it's only a penny!
"Did anyone see you?"
"Naw, just the guy in the club, the belly-dancer, the fire-eater, the cab driver, everyone on the street and the guy filming this. Besides that, no one."
"Is he dead?" "No, just stunned." Stunned?? He took six bullets!!!
Take this you Damn dirty Red apes....
It's raw pork,.... he'll know what it means...
~ There's a train that leaves @ 8:30 ~
" Be under it "
Oh my dear lack of GOD, I feel sick....
It's the Pope on banjo!
"We cannot let this be The End!" OH YES WE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Extra! Extra! Fire hydrant attacked by newspaper!
Try to move her spine around as much as possible.
Fresh, delicious, tree-ripened girls!
And Vladovia Zaraleffneknek as the Commie Scum
"Spit it out, man. You sound like a manure salesman with a mouthful of samples."
Suddenly, Ivan tells a salty joke involving an elephant and a ladder- I can't repeat it, but the punchline was "what, and give up show business??"
Then coat yourself with bear grease and cluck like a chicken.
Still shakin the bushes, boss...
These two- don't get me started! I just fused their pelvises together. Oh boooy...
"Get bent" is that official enough for you?
Stunned?! He took six bullets!
Now, is "creeps" a verb or a noun in this?
I think it's a French pancake.
"There it is!" ...'nt
oh I hate to shoot a butt like that.
hey! could somebody get into the shot please!?
usually I just get the puppy drunk.
Oh, that! My lederhosen just came back from the cleaners.
Oh, Professor Firefly, it's not my size!
This was my most fiendish experiment. I connected these two by the frame. Very expensive.
This is my skull. Stick around, and find out how that could have happened.
"Now how do you feel about spontaneous combustion?"