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206 - Ring of Terror



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It took me way too long to realize that the title isn't referring to some metaphorical ring. Not a cult or a cell dedicated to abstract terror. The actual physical ring on the dead guy's hand terrifies Lewis. It's a literal ring of terror. Which says a lot about this movie. You expect some depth or meaning coming into it, but, no, any search for subtlety is vastly overthinking things.


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In the car: You know, honey, it seems like you're not afraid of anything, and that's kind of creepy.

In the sorority: It seems like he's not afraid of anything. Isn't that creepy?

Okay, honey. What's wrong? Why won't you talk to me?
Well, if you must know, people are saying that you're not afraid of anything, and that it's really creepy.
So? Who cares what people say? You have to think for yourself. What do you think?
Oh, well, I don't know. What would you do if the situation was reversed?
I'd ask you if it's true.

... Okay, so... Huh? What's so creepy about not being afraid? And why does she suddenly give him the cold shoulder over it? He never actually addresses the question. And when he tells her to think for herself, she asks him what to think. And he's telling her not to let other people put ideas into her head, but she was spooked by his fearlessness already.

Nothing about this makes any sense, and the more you think about it, the worse it gets.


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With everyone looking so old, I didn't catch it until the name was said, but 55 minutes in, the frat BBQ actually had the professor judging the student beauty contest.


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Teri Gee - 4 months ago

It's too bad that it never ended up meaning anything because Louis' little speech to Betty about not caring about what 'they' think was actually a nice one. It could have really been important, but it was, unfortunately, given in the context of a bunch of med students humiliating themselves in order to join a fraternity.


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Snuffy Wuffykiss - 6 months ago

Wow, were people ever that afraid of corpses? I thought that people from the older generations were made of tougher stuff. At least we had a Phantom Creeps at the end, I love Bela Lugosi!!!!!


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Jane Sproul - 7 months ago

Bless whoever changed link #1 from that barely-watchable version with the weird microcuts.


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John Muoio - 8 months ago

Didn't notice: someone already posted these.


External Ring of Terror link.
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John Muoio - 8 months ago

http://www.hulu.com/watch/154799
All I did was select the hulu link (even though it seems to disappear), then copy and paste it in a new tab or window.


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scott black - 9 months ago

Can anyone post this to a downloadable link like filenuke or gorillavid or dailymotion or a file locker like depositfiles? I have all of these but this one and Bride of the Monster.


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scott black - 9 months ago

I guess Hulu wont let you embed any links
http://www.hulu.com/watch/154799


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Teri Gee - 10 months ago

He was in his 40s when he appeared in Ring of Terror (his only starring role so far as I could tell), but he was a production supervisor in Star Wars IV: A New Hope. He was over the miniature and optical effects unit.


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Teri Gee - 10 months ago

This is another one that is available for free streaming on ShoutFactoryTV. The quality is way better than any of the YouTube versions. So, even though you can't see a YT version, you can still watch it. (Although I'm guessing there will be regional restrictions on it, since there usually are.)


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It's sad to see that Wyllis Cooper wrote the story for The Phantom Creeps. Notwithstanding this crapola, Cooper was perhaps the single most talented American author of speculative radio dramas. He created Lights Out and wrote all of the roughly 100 episodes of Quiet, Please, some of which are absolute gems. "The Thing on the Fourbile Board" is on every old time radio aficionado's list of scariest audio plays. He also wrote the screenplay for Son of Frankenstein, which I know some people consider to be the best in the series.


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Holy hell! What were the filmmakers thinking?

Was this movie's idea of a tense, dramatic scene really just watching a bunch of other people watching an anatomy lecture? Did it really think, "the other guys said you pushed a gurney with a corpse on it" was a suitable basis for the crisis in a young couple's relationship? Did it really believe a scene showing two overweight people dancing would be uproariously funny? The whole scene just reminded me of those assholes you'll sometimes see criticizing people with imperfect bodies for spoiling the aesthetic of a gym.

This clumsy abortion of a movie had no plot, and it boggles my mind to think that somebody actually wrote an entire script for it, somebody put earnest effort into directing it, somebody probably held auditions, and so on. I can understand a lot of bad movies as passion projects in which ambition outweighs talent by several orders of magnitude, but I can't locate a central idea in this movie that might have motivated a person to see it through to fruition. You don't need an hour's worth of film in order to point and laugh at fat people or let a bunch of 40 year-olds pretend that they're in college again.


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Skin Walker, Texas Skin Ranger - about 1 year ago

Was that it? The story was just getting started! It feels like they ran out of money a third of the way through making a movie and decided to release it anyway.


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If there's one riff that makes this filme anything other than an exercise in tedium it has to be Crow's narration of the rush to autopsy.

And something I just noticed: the professor had to give the students the address to "the city morgue" when such a big deal was made about them being so eager that they were virtually camped outside?


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Michael Sullivan - over 1 year ago

I hate to be the one to bring this up, but what the hell is with the autopsy scene? Were people really such pantywaists about seeing a corpse 60 years ago? I might be passing out during that lecture too, but unlike Fatty, It'd be from boredom.


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James GreyWolf - over 1 year ago

I love the subliminal ram-chip sketch.


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Abigail Adams - over 1 year ago

What is so freakin' exciting about this cafeteria? Everyone is going! You've got to be there! Why? Are they giving out free pot?


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Gabriel Traylor - over 1 year ago

Boom! 100 laughs.


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Patrick Swayze Christmas - over 1 year ago

Pin Bolus anyone?


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Jane Sproul - over 1 year ago

I just want to state for the record that Ragdoll is actually hot. Just too much woman in one place for some people, I guess.


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Teri Gee - almost 2 years ago

Beyond the fact that I think that fraternities, in general, are a waste of time, these initiations given to the various freshman are far from equal. One guy has to go without water, one has to ask people for pennies, one has to find the lovers out in the woods. ...and then, Louis Moffet has to go, break into a mausoleum and rob a corpse?? That's far from the same level of effort as the others.


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Stu Slaymaker - almost 2 years ago

I still have this on VHS, and I ff to where the short is, and show it first. Then I watch the feature. That way, I don't have to worry about falling asleep for Bela Lugosi. The Phantom Creeps was great as done by BBI


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Richard Deakin - almost 2 years ago

I never knew an autopsy of a vacuum would be soo cool! Woow! Who woulda thought that kinda crap would be in a vacuum? Weird huh? Yeah that's what you call it, weird? Hope chaffuers do rule the world some day! Chaffuers Rule! "Eat it, Jay Z, Kim K, Beyonce'!" :-)


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Stu Slaymaker - almost 2 years ago

Hope this doesn't offend anyone. Current download of this episode is virtually unwatchable. Hoping for a better one soon. Tried to watch last night & gave me a headache! Msti3 since 1991


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Noah Nelson Nearth - almost 2 years ago

First time I've seen that 'escape hatch' that Joel jumps into responding to movie sign. Quite ingenious for a plywood set. (And movie "sign" is a great word for the putrid playlist the Mad's have. When you're tracking prey, sign is another word for poop.)


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Noah Nelson Nearth - almost 2 years ago

Frank starts the invention exchange by inhaling gas and says, "Mommy! Mommy! Don't look at me! Don't EVER look at me!" Those lines are from Blue Velvet starring Dennis Hopper. A VERY, VERY disturbed and disturbing movie...even more disturbed than the Mads!!! (Did I say disturbing? You've been warned.)


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ebmosier - about 2 years ago

I think this captures everything I love about Joel's time on the show - it has sarcastic riffs, but also observational ones, which I find just as funny. One of my favorites!


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Patrick Swayze Christmas - about 2 years ago

it can't be all bad if Irene Ryan & Will Geer are members!


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Patrick Swayze Christmas - about 2 years ago

Look out for Dead Snakes?


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Patrick Swayze Christmas - about 2 years ago

Is George related to Jerry?!?


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Patrick Swayze Christmas - about 2 years ago

OPERATION!!!


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SuperJaneEyre - about 2 years ago

Apparently the Criminologist from Rocky Horror Picture Show was a gravekeeper in his younger days.


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mark@biteme.com - over 2 years ago

Is this the only experiment with a short at the end?


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mark@biteme.com - over 2 years ago

Wow, that one smarted.


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Steve Kelleher - over 2 years ago

Advanced tip shorting... LMAO


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Joaquin Romero - over 2 years ago

Every time I hear the girl say "He's not afraid of anything" I want to ask okay, is that a good thing, a bad thing, or what?


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Dr. Despicable - over 2 years ago

Heh-heh-heh-hehhh - Oh, to be 40 again! Idiot...


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Dr. Despicable - over 2 years ago

I wonder if anyone IN the "Old School" sketch thinks it's quite as hilarious, today? LOL


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Tom Nathe - over 2 years ago

Oh, Captain Spaulding. Is from the Marx Brothers "Animal Crackers" film. The source of many one liner riffs -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BMtqqHRvB8


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Joseph Ewing - over 2 years ago

I love how they make an aside about re-using jokes for different episodes when Crow says, "Rattle, rattle, thunder, clatter. Boom, boom, boom," and Servo replies, "Oh no, that's me." Cause, you see, Servo's the one who always says that so it's... funny how... ehhh.


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Elisa Farrington - over 2 years ago

If Chauffeurs Ruled the World...If it wasn't for The Phantom Creeps we wouldn't have got this little number by Frank! Does he get a chance to sing a solo like this again?


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Elisa Farrington - over 2 years ago

Ram Chips - bad thing: Pyuma doesn't get head billing inspite of being the murderer, Good thing: The Phantom Creeps! - ' To be or not to be, Blah blah blah, datz da question blablalalala.'


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Elisa Farrington - over 2 years ago

So, for initiation, they ask one guy to collect a penny from everyone on the street, and they ask another guy to rob a dead man? Hmm.


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Austin Strong - over 2 years ago

Joel's little stomping tantrum he does when the Mads tell them they have to watch a Phantom Creeps short at the end is so cute.


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Mike Carmona - almost 3 years ago

Pyuma? Huh, must be Donald Pleasence's cat.


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Jonny C-A - almost 3 years ago

We've been watching each episode in order (excluding the KTMA run) and this was the second movie we almost couldn't sit through (the first was The Slime People, because you can barely see what's happening)! The riffs saved it, but the absolutely *nothing* happens in the movie! D:


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Mitchell - almost 3 years ago

I've seen more terrifying rings on my shirt collars.


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Cliff Beefpile - almost 3 years ago

Laugh if you will, but the further I get away from 30 the more The Olde School appeals to my sensibilities. My legs are old, my teeth are gray...


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Wow, it really cracks me up when they have older folks playing teens!!!! I really wonder y they tended 2 do that during this time period!? The "kids" of DaddyO was bad, but boy....so far this one takes the cake with a true cast of AARP'ers! One of these days I'll research why they didn't get age appropriate (or at least ones who looked it) actors! Oh and, the Old School bit was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Stereo Catz - about 3 years ago

... seven daaaays...


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Stereo Catz - about 3 years ago

Why'd they screw up Servo's head for two episodes?


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Stereo Catz - about 3 years ago

Why didn't they explain why the guy die wearing nothing but a gold ring? WHY?!


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Stereo Catz - about 3 years ago

How come girls don't react that way when I kill a rattlesnake? Oh yeah, because it's not hard.


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Aaron Kuehmichel - over 3 years ago

Link 3 no longer works.


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Olivia P - over 3 years ago

Awww...poor Frank...


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Robert Ferguson - over 3 years ago

When Crow gets caught @ the clock..........


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Castleton Snob - almost 4 years ago

Great host segments on this episode. Love "The Old School", and Mr. Hoover's autopsy.


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Dan Rudy - almost 4 years ago

Any TV's Frank reference to Blue Velvet is a win by me.


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Alex Stefanic - almost 4 years ago

The actor who played Lewis was 42 when this was filmed!


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Rachel Adams - almost 4 years ago

I love this episode, but I can never get through the short tacked onto the end.