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206 - Ring of Terror
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"Boss, uh... I'm fine, really. I check myself at home in the shower."
"Liston is down! Liston is down! Cassius Clay is the new world champion!"
"'...by using a device that makes him invisible:' A contract to appear on The Comedy Channel!"
"The aorta makes an excellent sock puppet, and from here on will be represented by the timpani."
Tom: "What about the Ring of Terror? What about the plot, Joel, am I the only one who cares?!"
Crow: "I think the only plot was back in the cemetery,Tom."
"This is Professor Rayburn speaking."
"Gene Rayburn. 'When Stanley grabs his tools, he _____s.'"
"And each marker withholds many stories. Some, filled with happiness. Some, filled with sorrow."
"Some, filled with a creamy nougat center."
Hey, Morrison Hall, break on through dudes! There's the door of perception right over there.
"I've gotta keep hitting the books." "Betty might be at the cafeteria..." Yeah, I've gotta keep hitting her too!
"The night before the funeral I begged my mother to leave the light on in my room, but she didn't." So I killed her.
Not the clown suit, Dad, no...I'll take out the trash...Uncle Bob, get off me...
"Hey I heard that music is a really fine form of exercise." Let's eat some.
"Now, another indication, gentleman... Another indication"
Another indication, Another indication. Another indication!
"Hey, Check out that guy, he's got a really cute wrist!"
"Not as cute as Hiiis!"
"I know they're looking at my wrist..."
"I was never so BORED in all of my life"--- Didya touch it?
Girl in movie: "When Louis says he'll call he's always right on the dot."
SERVO: "Ya, Purple Micro Dot."
[We have now exposed the gastro-vascular cavity] Which should be stuffed with a sage dressing.
Slip her the tongue, that's what I'd do! Come on, old man, let's mix it up a bit, whadya say?
"Ragdoll let me ask you something" Is this foreplay?
Ugh I'm physically ill.
(Slurping noises) Ugh I think you got my partial.
You do the hokey-pokey and turn yourself around. That's really what it's all about.
Meanwhile @ the Coliseum..... the vomitoriums are cleaned AND readied for the days activities.
Now, earlier today, I baked a corpse at 425 degrees...
"This will be your first gastro-vascular dissection." Or at least the first one sanctioned by us.
Shhhh...be vewwy qwiet ! I'm hoomiwwiating myself. I'm shaming my family for years to come !
I'm gonna have to take a sweater, my legs are old, my teeth are grey...
"Im not afraid of the blood, or the corpses or any of it" - that's why I LOVE you!
Now where was I... oh yeah. "See Dick. See Dick make a lateral incision."
Hi, I'm Satan. This is what happens, when you do the hanky-panky before you're married. Let's watch the fun.
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Pyuma? Huh, must be Donald Pleasence's cat.
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We've been watching each episode in order (excluding the KTMA run) and this was the second movie we almost couldn't sit through (the first was The Slime People, because you can barely see what's happening)! The riffs saved it, but the absolutely *nothing* happens in the movie! D:
I've seen more terrifying rings on my shirt collars.
Laugh if you will, but the further I get away from 30 the more The Olde School appeals to my sensibilities. My legs are old, my teeth are gray...
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Wow, it really cracks me up when they have older folks playing teens!!!! I really wonder y they tended 2 do that during this time period!? The "kids" of DaddyO was bad, but boy....so far this one takes the cake with a true cast of AARP'ers! One of these days I'll research why they didn't get age appropriate (or at least ones who looked it) actors! Oh and, the Old School bit was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
... seven daaaays...
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Why'd they screw up Servo's head for two episodes?
Why didn't they explain why the guy die wearing nothing but a gold ring? WHY?!
How come girls don't react that way when I kill a rattlesnake? Oh yeah, because it's not hard.
Link 3 no longer works.
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Awww...poor Frank...
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When Crow gets caught @ the clock..........
Great host segments on this episode. Love "The Old School", and Mr. Hoover's autopsy.
Any TV's Frank reference to Blue Velvet is a win by me.
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The actor who played Lewis was 42 when this was filmed!
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I love this episode, but I can never get through the short tacked onto the end.