206 - Ring of Terror
Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
See Dick, See Dick make a lateral incision....
"What would you do?" Oh we'd hunt you down to the ends of the earth.
"Boss, uh... I'm fine, really. I check myself at home in the shower."
"Liston is down! Liston is down! Cassius Clay is the new world champion!"
"'...by using a device that makes him invisible:' A contract to appear on The Comedy Channel!"
"And they said those cat-guards wouldn't work!"
"Nobody will be admitted during the breathtaking walking scene..."
"The aorta makes an excellent sock puppet, and from here on will be represented by the timpani."
Tom: "What about the Ring of Terror? What about the plot, Joel, am I the only one who cares?!"
Crow: "I think the only plot was back in the cemetery,Tom."
"It's the way you've been acting!" Woodenly!
You ever been whipped by a magnolia frond?
"This is Professor Rayburn speaking."
"Gene Rayburn. 'When Stanley grabs his tools, he _____s.'"
"These are baked yams. A 'Miss Karen Finley' sent them over."
"I just love these outdoor piano bars!"
"And each marker withholds many stories. Some, filled with happiness. Some, filled with sorrow."
"Some, filled with a creamy nougat center."
Ahh, corpse scat. Must be around here somewhere!
Welcome to America, Snakey. Tell your friends!
He did the Mamba Mambo.
An interpretive dance showing how plate tectonics works.
Oh, I love it when he calls me James.
Hey, Morrison Hall, break on through dudes! There's the door of perception right over there.
"I've gotta keep hitting the books." "Betty might be at the cafeteria..." Yeah, I've gotta keep hitting her too!
Check it out, Bob Dobson from the Church of the SubGenius. Almighty Bob.
"Lewis B. Moffitt...I feared not." Not!
"The night before the funeral I begged my mother to leave the light on in my room, but she didn't." So I killed her.
She knows I can't make those stairs. I'll take the ramp.
Not the clown suit, Dad, no...I'll take out the trash...Uncle Bob, get off me...
"Hey I heard that music is a really fine form of exercise." Let's eat some.
Mmm, *smacks lips* Boy I love these toenail clippings.
"Now, another indication, gentleman... Another indication"
Another indication, Another indication. Another indication!
"Hey, Check out that guy, he's got a really cute wrist!"
"Not as cute as Hiiis!"
"I know they're looking at my wrist..."
"I was never so BORED in all of my life"--- Didya touch it?
Girl in movie: "When Louis says he'll call he's always right on the dot."
SERVO: "Ya, Purple Micro Dot."
I like to wear mittens.
It's Divine in the early days.
"Hey gang. What's new?" Not us.
I'm Wormy, I have webbed armpits and an extra big toe.
City morgue, we deliver.
I think the only plot was back at the cemetery.
You tell 'em Broom Hilda!
Hi - I'm the life of the party. I'm a lamp!
[We have now exposed the gastro-vascular cavity] Which should be stuffed with a sage dressing.
I finally did it! I broke my damn dirty hip!
Slip her the tongue, that's what I'd do! Come on, old man, let's mix it up a bit, whadya say?
Hey, how's that guy playin saxophone with his lap?
"Ragdoll let me ask you something" Is this foreplay?
Ugh I'm physically ill.
(Slurping noises) Ugh I think you got my partial.
Looks like a precursor to the monster truck rallies.
You do the hokey-pokey and turn yourself around. That's really what it's all about.
-I'm hungry, too.
We just finished making out...our wills.
rattle rattle thunder clatter boom boom boom
"If you're thinking what I'm thinking" -- that makes me psychic!
Puma? Puma!? (not exactly a riff, but it became a staple).
Meanwhile @ the Coliseum..... the vomitoriums are cleaned AND readied for the days activities.
Servo : To do the technicolor yawn...
Joel : To blow chow....
I'm THAT co-dependent...
"The Psychology of Fear?" .......Ahhhhhhh!
Aww she's the ginchiest, life does begin at 40.
Now, earlier today, I baked a corpse at 425 degrees...
"This will be your first gastro-vascular dissection." Or at least the first one sanctioned by us.
Shhhh...be vewwy qwiet ! I'm hoomiwwiating myself. I'm shaming my family for years to come !
That kooks me out !
He's in mourning. He's wearing his underwear at half-mast.
I'm gonna have to take a sweater, my legs are old, my teeth are grey...
"Im not afraid of the blood, or the corpses or any of it" - that's why I LOVE you!
You were enjoyed friend
Now where was I... oh yeah. "See Dick. See Dick make a lateral incision."
when you hear the scary oboe sound, stomp your feet and go Boo!
he dropped a tumor, and he can't find it.
Doctor Zorka, not a real doctor...
Did you enjoy my little tale? Good, kill him!
Hi, I'm Satan. This is what happens, when you do the hanky-panky before you're married. Let's watch the fun.