206 - Ring of Terror
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Cat got your tongue?
*pant pant pant* Don't tell him where I am...
I didn't mention something about a clown suit & my Uncle, did I?
"They say you've been showing how fearless you are by wheeling dead bodies into classrooms." And eating them.
"After the barbecue!" What, they're gonna eat the body?
And so all 55 students crammed like clowns, their aging brittle bones carefully placed in the station wagon with not one head rising above the seat.
"With it, we can conquer the world." -- and then we start thinking BIG.
Well, forward is forewarned.
Cato? Cato? Where are you my little friend?
🎶 The hills are ali... 🎶 well, maybe they're not.
I'm going To KILL YOU AH.... oh, they already did.
Tom: Puma? Puma? Come here Puma. Joel: Oh, come on we're riffing on the same movie. Tom: Sorry.
"Weird? Yeah. I guess that is the word for it. Weird."
"It's almost 11:30... my assignment..." -- Should I choose to accept it.
And now Emma, wearing the model 3000 plastic hip with it's slim tubular construction...
"You know, as a mater of fact, I can make it."
He's a tower of jello.
Oooo... She knows I can't make those stares. I'll use a ramp.
Our motto, Porcelanum simper epidermis.
Which means. "Let's get rid of those annoying liver spots."
"But it's like there were two people inside there. Two separate personalities trying to gain control." -- Glen and Glenda.
"Lewis B. Moffitt " -- sat on a toffet.
I'm Satan, I did it, and I'm proud.
A Funeral, by Henry Gibson...
"We wouldn't be gone long."
---If I know you.
"It's gonna get pretty sticky in here."
Oh-okay, let it lie you guys.
Hmmm.....plot's around here somewhere.
We'll just wait here, then...
And you said those cat guards wouldn't work.
I love open caskets when they've gone through the windshield.
What a nut. We'll be right ba-- Hey!
Meanwhile, at the Amityville house...
How's the toffet?
I'm old. I've got a practice. I've been a respected physician for 20 years.
You getting a good draw off that thing?
Wear loose fitting clothes and have a three minute song prepared.
I'm a lamp. Drive safely! Good night.
"It's not very pleasant to look at, I must admit." But with rice and the correct seasoning you've got a wonderful meal.
Ah, to be 40 again.
"We wouldn't be gone long..." if I know you.
"You'll be the slickest chick at that ever lovin' hop!" Cause I'm gonna coat you with bear grease.
"Why not? He's just like any other human being." Well, he's got a prehensile tail...
'What's the story on you, anyway?' 'I'm a Serial Killer"
"All monuments, from the simplest to the most elaborate, stand erect on the closed books on the lives of our beloved departed."
Help me, Batman, help me!
Jimmy [gulp] cracked corn and I don't care [gulp]...
"Well, it's gonna start getting pretty sticky in here in a few minutes."
Ah, let it lay, you guys.
Ok...now where were we? I believe I had my tongue down your throat!
Hmmm - the plot gets weaker over here...
Not even chauffeurs can resist the rich taste of ultimate power...
Joel, how come they kill all these people, but the credits don't get any shorter?!
Heh-heh-heh! Oh, to be forty again! ...Idiot.
- Shouldn't they have their high-beams on?
- It must be cold!
Telegram for Mongo
There goes uncle Joe and he's moving kinda slow
Rattlin' the bushes boss
You taste like "they"!
That Irene Ryan is Fine!
Did i say anything about a clown suit and my uncle?!?
You've been a wonderful audience! Enjoy the Buffet...
They don't have Nice Wrists!
Remind me to never eat Spaghettios!
Now earlier today i baked a corpse at 425 degrees...
Hey! Morrison Hall...Break on thru Dudes!
Glen or Glenda!
Hey Look! He's turning the lights off with his mind!
'Well, how do you think it feels to wake up and find some guy staring at you?' "Makes my heart pound!"
Alright! Get in!
Or belt out the School Song: It's a Good Day for a BM!
Do you often refer to the head of the English Dept. as Young Man?
Now these two have a problem...
Boy I love these toenail clippings!
Slip her the tongue...that's what i'd do!
Oh Captain Spaulding!
Have you ever been whipped with a Magnolia Frond..Dear?!?
Bob has a problem! Bob wasn't careful you see...now he's paying the price!
'To the Moon' "To the Moon, Alice!"
She looks like a model for Resusci Anne!
'Well! it's going to start getting pretty sticky in here in a few minutes...' "uh!..Let it lay you guys!"
Hey! Checkout it out... Bob Dobbs from the Church of the SubGenius! The Almighty Bob!
Oh! The Caterers are here...they must be serving Tombstone Pizza!
Shouldn't they have their Highbeams on?
I think we're going to have a long hard ride here!
"What's a matter with this car? The engine stopped running." Well, let's hope the rear projection holds out.
Oh, ana-TOM-y, that must be where they do the au-TOP-sies.
... and they kept their blinker on the whole way.
"I heard music is some real fine exercise." Let's eat some...
I guess he won't try that again.
Maus-O-leum - that's for baking dead people, fresh and light...
- Look who's wearing corrective pants!
- It's George S Kaufman, guys!
Meanwhile, at the Dame Edith Evans College for Grown-Ups...
"We shall begin--" the Beguine.
"I saw Professor Rayburn on the way down. He said the coroner might have a stiff ready for us soon." Say, we took care of that already!
"Hi. I'm the life of the party!"
"I'm a lamp!"
Hey the caterers are here. They must be serving uh.....tombstone pizza. he he he.
Oh, good Bob, you killed a sequoia.
The guy's not dead yet, he's just really old.
It's getting bettah.
Oh now where were we... I believe I had my tongue down your throat.
Oh Captain Spalding!
This sounds like it was recorded in somebody's bathroom, doesn't it?
*aggressive cat noises*
You stab em we slab em!
Ohhh I love my manly man.......... Well off to find someone else.
Myers Funerl Home... We cater!
Give me that! And go tell your mother to come to bed!
I didn't mean to step on you... I ment to kill you!
From the graveyard of motion pictures comes...RING OF TERROR!
Look for the union label when you are dying
BEEBE! FORD BEEBE! BEEBE!
I feel like this is the beginning of a long hard ride.
I feel like "they"
"Well, its gonna start getting pretty sticky in here" Let it lay you guys.
She looks like a model for Resusci Annie
"Hey, i'm going to the cafateria..." To go get my forehead lengthened.
"And two of of my men." Two of my good, STRONG men!
You were talking in your sleep.
Did I say anything about a clown suit and my uncle?
An interpretive dance that shows how plate tectonics works.
Hey, we just finished making out... our wills.
Mr. Magoo what happened to you?!
"Have you ever been whipped with a magnolia frond, Dear?"
Ah, the buffet; that spinach dip looks great! No, that's his head..(upchucks).
My mother wanted me to marry a street musician.
"It's no good for a newspaper girl to faint."
--I'm soft-boiled. --She's poached.
"There's an extra mackinaw in the car here." Oh great, I'm famished.
See Dick, See Dick make a lateral incision....
"What would you do?" Oh we'd hunt you down to the ends of the earth.
"Boss, uh... I'm fine, really. I check myself at home in the shower."
"Liston is down! Liston is down! Cassius Clay is the new world champion!"
"'...by using a device that makes him invisible:' A contract to appear on The Comedy Channel!"
"And they said those cat-guards wouldn't work!"
"Nobody will be admitted during the breathtaking walking scene..."
"The aorta makes an excellent sock puppet, and from here on will be represented by the timpani."
Tom: "What about the Ring of Terror? What about the plot, Joel, am I the only one who cares?!"
Crow: "I think the only plot was back in the cemetery,Tom."
"It's the way you've been acting!" Woodenly!
You ever been whipped by a magnolia frond?
"This is Professor Rayburn speaking."
"Gene Rayburn. 'When Stanley grabs his tools, he _____s.'"
"These are baked yams. A 'Miss Karen Finley' sent them over."
"I just love these outdoor piano bars!"
"And each marker withholds many stories. Some, filled with happiness. Some, filled with sorrow."
"Some, filled with a creamy nougat center."
Ahh, corpse scat. Must be around here somewhere!
Welcome to America, Snakey. Tell your friends!
He did the Mamba Mambo.
An interpretive dance showing how plate tectonics works.
Oh, I love it when he calls me James.
Hey, Morrison Hall, break on through dudes! There's the door of perception right over there.
"I've gotta keep hitting the books." "Betty might be at the cafeteria..." Yeah, I've gotta keep hitting her too!
Check it out, Bob Dobson from the Church of the SubGenius. Almighty Bob.
"Lewis B. Moffitt...I feared not." Not!
"The night before the funeral I begged my mother to leave the light on in my room, but she didn't." So I killed her.
She knows I can't make those stairs. I'll take the ramp.
Not the clown suit, Dad, no...I'll take out the trash...Uncle Bob, get off me...
"Hey I heard that music is a really fine form of exercise." Let's eat some.
Mmm, *smacks lips* Boy I love these toenail clippings.
"Now, another indication, gentleman... Another indication"
Another indication, Another indication. Another indication!
"Hey, Check out that guy, he's got a really cute wrist!"
"Not as cute as Hiiis!"
"I know they're looking at my wrist..."
"I was never so BORED in all of my life"--- Didya touch it?
Girl in movie: "When Louis says he'll call he's always right on the dot."
SERVO: "Ya, Purple Micro Dot."
I like to wear mittens.
It's Divine in the early days.
"Hey gang. What's new?" Not us.
I'm Wormy, I have webbed armpits and an extra big toe.
City morgue, we deliver.
I think the only plot was back at the cemetery.
You tell 'em Broom Hilda!
Hi - I'm the life of the party. I'm a lamp!
[We have now exposed the gastro-vascular cavity] Which should be stuffed with a sage dressing.
I finally did it! I broke my damn dirty hip!
Slip her the tongue, that's what I'd do! Come on, old man, let's mix it up a bit, whadya say?
Hey, how's that guy playin saxophone with his lap?
"Ragdoll let me ask you something" Is this foreplay?
Ugh I'm physically ill.
(Slurping noises) Ugh I think you got my partial.
Looks like a precursor to the monster truck rallies.
You do the hokey-pokey and turn yourself around. That's really what it's all about.
-I'm hungry, too.
We just finished making out...our wills.
rattle rattle thunder clatter boom boom boom
"If you're thinking what I'm thinking" -- that makes me psychic!
Puma? Puma!? (not exactly a riff, but it became a staple).
Meanwhile @ the Coliseum..... the vomitoriums are cleaned AND readied for the days activities.
Servo : To do the technicolor yawn...
Joel : To blow chow....
I'm THAT co-dependent...
"The Psychology of Fear?" .......Ahhhhhhh!
Aww she's the ginchiest, life does begin at 40.
Now, earlier today, I baked a corpse at 425 degrees...
"This will be your first gastro-vascular dissection." Or at least the first one sanctioned by us.
Shhhh...be vewwy qwiet ! I'm hoomiwwiating myself. I'm shaming my family for years to come !
That kooks me out !
He's in mourning. He's wearing his underwear at half-mast.
I'm gonna have to take a sweater, my legs are old, my teeth are grey...
"Im not afraid of the blood, or the corpses or any of it" - that's why I LOVE you!
You were enjoyed friend
Now where was I... oh yeah. "See Dick. See Dick make a lateral incision."
when you hear the scary oboe sound, stomp your feet and go Boo!
he dropped a tumor, and he can't find it.
Doctor Zorka, not a real doctor...
Did you enjoy my little tale? Good, kill him!
Hi, I'm Satan. This is what happens, when you do the hanky-panky before you're married. Let's watch the fun.