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208 - Lost Continent



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Bryson Gerard - 25 days ago

I almost sent my "working model" of the cool thing. It was a bong packed with green. Somehow it never made it to the post office.


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David Dowling - 3 months ago

The "model-a-model" line is one of my all time MST3K riffs.


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Misterkingdom - 4 months ago

What is the guy implying when he says, "The dame said she voted last year. Maybe she lied?" The joke just missed my head.


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Brian Peter Vandenbroek - 6 months ago

Gene stop this crazy thing!!!!!!


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Brian Peter Vandenbroek - 6 months ago

Why did nobody mutter "Hail Caeser" whenever Cesar Romero went by? Geez guys, opportunity lost


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Joseph C Goodson - 7 months ago

Damn, a lot of this movie is very much like the show Lost. Though this movie only FEELS like it's lasting six years.


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I LOVE this ep. This + Catalina Caper are two of the tragically underrated shining stars of Season 2. That being said - for the love of all that is holy and right in this world, SOMEONE with more digital editing skills that I have please download this vid and fix (read: eliminate) that ridiculous goatee of Joel's!


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Gabriel Block - 7 months ago

this episode really brings back memories as it was the first mst3k episode i ever saw


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Ray Garraty - 7 months ago

I think from 30:00 to 60:00 is among the best stuff they did in the entire series. Perfect.


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Dr. Despicable - 8 months ago

Is it just me, or do Dr F and TV's Frank seem especially like an Evil Abbott & Costello, in this one? More than usual, I mean...


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Bruce Box-Liker - 10 months ago

Why "Drop Personal Pronouns"? That style of broken English is really more about dropping articles, conjugating verbs incorrectly, and maybe using the wrong pronouns.


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Ray Garraty - 10 months ago

This episode has some great host segments, esp 'Drop Personal Pronouns or Die' That skit is hilarious.


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Clyde Rysdale - 10 months ago

It always blows my mind how people living in third world conditions somehow manage to stay well groomed. .


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Robert Brown - 11 months ago

Say what you want about his methods, Frank makes Dr F push the button.


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Robert Brown - 11 months ago

I love when Tom and Joel/Mike exclude Crow in their shenanigans. I want to tell Crow they do it only because he reacts so badly, but of course, he's just a puppet in a picture show.


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Joseph Ewing - about 1 year ago

How did they make Mike and the set he's in look black in white when he appears on the view screen as Hugh Beaumont without filming it in black and white? When he flicks on the lighter, you can see the color of his face.


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I have a technical question. How did they make Mike (as Hugh Beaumont) look like he was in black and white? I considered it could be just good art design and makeup but then he lit his pipe and his face was its normal color in that light. Is there some light filter that cuts out all color?


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Teri Gee - about 1 year ago

I actually think that some of the lines in this movie are pretty funny. Granted, the movie as a whole is awful, but I found myself laughing at a couple of lines.

"Dame said she voted last year. Maybe she lied..." I'm sorry, but I laughed.


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Paul Trieglaff - about 1 year ago

I'm not saying Joel was stoned 90% of the time... I'm only saying I'M stoned, and I unserstand him 90% of the time.
Nice suit, brah. Can you get me hired?


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Paul Trieglaff - about 1 year ago

When a running gag piques with these guys, duck-n-cover (and don't be drinking your beer)


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And they all died from exposure. The End.


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I love how all the sets on this movie were clearly the same few props moved around.


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“It’s all the plants Major. It’s almost pure oxygen.” So let’s a light up a cigarette.


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“Just bring the essentials.” Yet Joe brought the parachute.


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“This is an airplane, there is no upstairs.” Yeah, well in a C-130 you have to climb a ladder to get into the cockpit.


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“He’s pretty old for a sergeant.” According to his stripes he’s an E4, Senior Airman. He would need one more stripe to make sergeant.


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Jerome Montgomery II - about 1 year ago

Sigmund Neufeld later in his career directed alot of Aarron Spelling shows.It's true theres an second act in your career after producing cheesy b-movies.


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - about 1 year ago

They must have seen "Vicar of Dibley," "No,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no....yes!"


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - about 1 year ago

Oh, and inset "dive" or "crash" anytime ya feel like it!


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - about 1 year ago

"Hey, did you every fly one of these things?" "Nope!" Great repeatable phrase, will have to remember for next flight!


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Joseph Ewing - about 1 year ago

Wikipedia says the filmmakers tinted green the actual lost world part of the movie. Does anyone see indication of that? It looks like any other black and white B-movie from the fifties.


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Joseph Ewing - about 1 year ago

Who the hell saw Cesar Romero and said, "We've found our Joker."


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Fredrick Stafford - about 1 year ago

FOUND! The “lost” last five minutes of Lost Continent…

The survivors finally make it back to civilization and find out the rocket was already obsolete before they even left. The search party was just an elaborate ruse to get rid of Major Joe Nolan (Cesar Romero) for a few weeks so the commanding General could nail the base hussy, Marla. That night Major Nolan confronts the General at the Officers Club, his face contorted in rage. “Now just take it easy, Joe,” the General says, “I can explain.” Major Nolan draws back his fist. The General cowers, “I swear, Joe, I didn’t know about all the rocks.” Major Nolan is ready to strike, ablaze in anger, then pulls his punch, laughs heartily, holds out his hand for the General to shake, says, “You sly old so and so…you really got me good this time, General, I have to give you that!” (laugher) “Hope you were careful, General, and if not name it after me!” (wild laughter) “Now buy me a beer!"

THE END.


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Elisa Farrington - about 1 year ago

I die everytime the cameleon makes its dramatic appearance at 44:00. We used to keep lizards as pets and the only thing scary about this scene is that Lizzie is about to do some ROCK CLIMBING.


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Elisa Farrington - about 1 year ago

I like the way Crow says 'samich', like my husband.


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Elisa Farrington - about 1 year ago

Ram Chips - Good thing: Dr. Forrester's hair is getting progressively madder with each episode. Bad thing: If 20 minutes of rock climbing wasn't bad enough, they have only 9 rocks, which are rectangular blocks...ugh. Men climb up rocks onto the SAME rocks! May as well mention the trees...men walk off the set...back onto the SAME set with the SAME trees...oh help, I love this episode.


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Elisa Farrington - about 1 year ago

Can someone tell me the connection between the reptile voices and '..now a word from Hunt & Wesson'? (1:06:00) They used it on Ring of Terror too.


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Divinebovine - over 1 year ago

I thought i recognized Sid Melton from somewhere...THE GOLDEN GIRLS!

ITS SAL!


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John Muoio - over 1 year ago

That opening skit has to be one of Frank's finest.


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Mike Carmona - over 1 year ago

13:31 How can you not love Crow and his promiscuous antics?


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RevJJVQ - over 1 year ago

0:38:33- Check out how Hugh Beaumont starts laughing once Monkey Boy reaches the top! I think you can even hear him laugh!


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Alex C. - over 1 year ago

Sweet, a reference to the world's truly worst movie, Andy Warhol's Empire State Building--the Movie. (Some call it art, but then again some people would call it art if Warhol had farted in a jar and declared it to be his masterpiece.)


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Anthony DiCrecchio - over 1 year ago

These sets look oddly familiar...


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Vince Giangiacomo - over 1 year ago

Mountain climbing Joel


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Lewis Nitzberg - over 1 year ago

Hey! That's the army base from Rocketship XM!


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Kiri T. Unicorn - over 1 year ago

Seeing Sid Melton getting killed by a triceratops makes it all worth it.


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Ray Garraty - over 1 year ago

This episode is great underrated goodness, I guess I was weaned on Manos, so I love the movies that reach such terribleness to make them nearly lose it.


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Cindy - over 1 year ago

It took me the whole movie to figure out that scientist Mike (Black hat guy) was the man in the wheelchair from "When Worlds Collide"!


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Chris Engler - over 1 year ago

Shoulda got that patent in earlier, Frank: http://www.leisurefitness.com/Content/product_images/EB11R.png


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Patrick Wiley - over 1 year ago

Ceasar Romero one of the orginal Jokers. who would have thought. Ha Ha Ha Ha


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Jerome Montgomery II - over 1 year ago

over 5 minutes of walking and climing around the mountain.


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Scooter Atreides - over 1 year ago

This was also called "Cesar Romero's Night of the Living Dead".


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Scooter Atreides - over 1 year ago

Oh, for the Trekkies out there: The Russian scientist in this film played Dr. Boyce, McCoy's predecessor as CMO of the Enterprise, in the rejected Original Series pilot: The Cage, under Captain Pike.


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Scooter Atreides - over 1 year ago

Nice to have an answer to the question : "What if he simply REFUSES to go watch the movie ?"


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Brad D - about 2 years ago

Some of the best riffing from the early years. What cracks me up is that they riffed on Sid Melton for being on The Danny Thomas Show but never made a riff about his most famous role as Alf Monroe on "Green Acres."


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Childe Harold - about 2 years ago

Wretchedness of the movie aside, I'm just thrown off by Joel's beard.


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Puma Man - about 2 years ago

If Jungle Goddess met Jurassic Park...


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Puma Man - about 2 years ago

So I guess the original order was Rocket Attack USA, then Wild Rebels, then Lost Continent. I wonder how Ring of Terror slipped in there.


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john cline - about 2 years ago

He loved too much


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Kimono Dragon - about 2 years ago

How bad is this movie, when the whole premise of the show is that these guys can't be driven crazy, even by the worst movies? I gotta believe the guys were actually out of character, and really couldn't tolerate this movie.


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Nathan R Wren - about 2 years ago

ouch....this really HURTS!


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Davey Death Ray - about 2 years ago

This is one of my favorites because of the way that Joel and the Bots totally lose it because of the rock climbing. I know a lot of folks that have a tough time with this episode, but I think the pay off is worth it. Not only do we get Cesar Romero, but we also get "monkey boy" Sid Melton. Plus, Crow's line, "Will someone PLEASE tell the director about compressing time through editing?!", is a complete classic.


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Alex Stefanic - about 2 years ago

Somehow I thought a movie about The Joker fighting dinosaurs would be more entertaining.


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Jacob Jacob - over 2 years ago

This movie would be completely unwatchable without the riffing. "Rock Climbing..." has been a household joke since I was a kid and first saw this episode. I'd forgotten how plodding and pointless it really is.


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trumpy - over 2 years ago

Huh, I only just now realised that the Mads' invention became reality in the most ridiculous product launch of 2007: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XUuwEq98ByM . Ahead of their time!


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NS - over 2 years ago

I think Rock Climbing may in fact be worse than Deep Hurting. What do you think, sirs?


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Cockey_Von_Murdertits - over 2 years ago

I wonder if the seven doors is supposed mean that the theater is the 7th circle of hell.