208 - Lost Continent
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Turd museum in Citrusville. Rode one. Almost bucked me off, but I dug in.
It's the famous Odessa trip sequence.
Doesn't the action let up for a moment?
We're back on reel 2! Get word to the projectionist! Get us Reel 4 and get me the hell out of here!
Hal, come on I was kidding about that whole death pact thing. ... I'll get more coffee.
"The whole mountain is coming up under us!"
And the model isn't looking too good, either.
It is only a movie. We can get through it.
"Gimme a cigarette will ya?" The thinner the air, the richer the smoke
im seeing a dinosaur yet im hearing an elephant
All right. Let's go back.
"Joel, Why are we watching this dull mountain climbing sequence?"
"Well, because it's there."
Please, spare us nothing. Let's watch Hugh go through it, too.
We'll soon have you down to fighting weight, honey.
Lee (Press On) Wood.
Just as the dinosaurs must protect their young, so must you invest in Mutual of Omaha.
"You are a... cynical, suspicious man, aren't you, Nolan?"
NO, I'M NOT. Who told you that?
"You gotta make this jump." -- or you're not in the club. (ot in the club.)
Crow: Hey, you kids get down from there!
Tom: Break your neck...
Crow: Or I'll break it for you.
uh...'Genocide' has a C in it, sir...
'My calendar says 20th century A.D. not 100,000,000 B.C.'
Yeah, but you've got a Chippendale calendar.
You've been sarcastic this whole film. Is something wrong?
Hey, it's the wackiest ship in the army!
I feel like a little Italian. My little pizza roll, ah ha!
Finally ! My light brown pumps from Bloomingdales ! I'll strap those on, parade around singing show tunes !
One day I'll be able to tell that to my three headed grandchildren.
It's like taking your temperature Sergeant.
Now bend over.
Ever been married Bishop?
You askin' ?
We're getting very slight reading.
From the rocket?
No, from our hats dickweed!
(In the voice of HAL 9000) I can see you're really upset about this Dave.
The whole panel is dead Joe!
As dead as we'll be if we don't ditch this baby and bail out!
No, we'll be deader.
Everything about this doll smells good. Just look at the fuselage, really stacked huh?
Uh, you've been alone too long haven't you Sergeant?
...men like Rostov and Phillips and Briggs.
Wally, Lumpy, Whitey, the Beave, Eddie
Well, here we are again. Look, even Cesar's sick of it by now.
Sorry, I had to tie you guys up, but you were letting the film get away.
Can't you see, I'm hurting? Fade to black.
He has no imagination. He's a scientist.
'These tracks are fresh.' "Mountain Cows...nothing scarier!"
I'm gonna' slice off a piece of that action!
Yeah, what a 'Joker'
Oops. There goes another rubber tree plant.
Why is he looking at me? I didn't do anything!
Gilligan! Little Buddy!
Tell the plane I love her.
Who booted over here?
"Mountain Cows", nothing scarier.
"It's the mother-lovin, rubber dinosaur of them all!"
"You were taking me up to the door to say goodnight... you tried to use me as a key."
You ever fly one of these things?
Gene stop this crazy thing!!!!
Guys, you're okay, it's only the camera that's shaking.
I see a dinosaur but I hear an elephant.
Oh I WAS drunk!
'Love on the Rocks'
"Look at the foliage" -you look at it, I'm bitter!
Just live with the hurt you guys...tough it out...get stronger...
Shut up or I'll short sheet your rock.
'poison gas' "he who smelt it, dealt it'
This is better than that 'Indiana Jones' Truck Sequence.
Follow me, Boys!(Mae)
This place is crawling with GOLDAK!
It's a nice day for a bloodletting.
"Now, this is only for conversation, but if you were gonna eat a human body, where would you start?"
suicide has a u in it sir
He's only reading the magazines. I don't think he's going to buy anything.
Who brought the string bass?
It's a controbasso, sir.
No country can survive when it loses the respect of it's own people or of the world.
Servo: "It hasn't stopped the ol' U S of A
Aaahhh... Safe... Outta danger... SHARK! SHAAARK!
It's kinda like helter-shelter, right now...
Oh - Sid and Nancy are coming...
Remove tongue from tonsils...
So, that's what Ward does at the office...
Well men, let's Bungle in the Jungle!
Hey guys! There's another mountain up here!
There on Top of Old Smokey!
Hey, a whole other mountain and twice as big as this one! No..No..No..Noooooo!
Get your paws off that mountain, you damn dirty ape!
He died of a broken heart?!?
What is it they're looking for!!!
Got a match? Yeah, my butt and your face!
This is a Madhouse!
Huh! We're in Hell...neat!
Ahhh...Felipe, you're getting a good draw off that thing! (cough)
Now this is only for conversation but if you were going to eat a human body where would you start?
'What happened?' "He loved too much!"
Hey it's Dino! What a ding-a-ling!
This guy's a goner!
Uh, grab the butt...makes a better handle!
let him go! ... huh,cute.
Wow! Roping a wild rock isn't easy to do!
Dope on a Rope!
Don't look up my pantleg!
No one will be admitted during the breathtaking climbing scene!
Why do the violins always trill when he's climbing?!?
Hey, strap more crap to your belt!
Ever see Eiger Sanction?
I'll hollow you out and use you as a sleeping bag!
Meanwhile..over Ames, Iowa.
Geez! Everything's a speech with these guys!
Everybody talks to inanimate objects in this Movie. Pretty strange!
Pull back on the stick!
Mmmm..it's like an Operation Game...you touch her there and she buzzes!
Shame! Shame! Shame!
'You know what this test means!?!' "Does this mean we can kill stuff?"
Well I'd better tell June to hold supper!
The Incredible Mr. Lippert!
I've got Movie Sign against my will!
Robert L Lippert turns a Mountain into a Molehill...
What are the going to call the Sequel?...Guys! "Padding & Paddling"
It's the Mother Lovin' Rubber Dinosaur of all!
Meanwhile, in a less interesting part of the film...
I just thought I'd sneak a few lines in.
WHO ARE YOU? WHERE ARE WE? COULD I GET A FRAME OF REFERENCE OR SOMETHING? PLEASE!
I'm all right! I'm okay!
Why do the violins always trill when he's climbing?
Mrs Roosevelt is looking fine!
Lost continent ? I lost my keys once.
You big dumb kid! You invented stairs!
Thanks for flying Northwest .
"Let me see... you were taking me up to the door to say goodnight."
You tried to use me as a key.
Look... that could change the game of lacrosse forever.
Bob...uh...im on fire...
How did I do that? Do that? That's really neat! Neat! This film sucks! Sucks!
Ya ever crashed one of these things?
I'm died on that
Winged freak eh, wait till they get a load of me.
When stools ruled the world.
Hey guys, there’s another mountain up here.
-Joel, why are we watching this dull mountain climbing sequence?
-Well because it’s there.
This place is crawling with Goldak!
“The boys you trained to fly, what are they like today?” Oh, they’re dead.
Jane stop this crazy thing!
From the director that brought you that earlier stuff, more of the same.
You know, even rock climbing movies don't have this much rock climbing.
Get away, the stock footage is erupting!
Climb up to mouth level real quick!
Just a few more feet and we'll be... a few more feet along.
Hey, save the fog. We can use it in a Ridley Scott film.
We're gonna need a bigger cave! We're gonna get a bigger cave, right??
"Dead end." "Dead end." ♫Dead end, dead end, dead end, dead end!♫
This is a non-smoking cave.
"We're low on food, we're low on water, we're low on ammunition..."
-All we got are those little silver balls that go on top of cakes.
Now this is only for conversation, but if you were going to eat a human body, where would you start?
Rules of the road boys, see anything, shoot to kill. I mean......... dont shoot it if it is gonna advance the plot though.......
I will hollow you out and use you as a sleeping bag.
"How long do you think it'll take you to get the unit out of the rocket?" "Hey! That's kind of personal."
Hey, they're pantsin' him!
GET YOUR PAWS OFF THAT MOUNTAIN YOU DAMN DIRTY APES!
Besides, you guys not see woman in long time.
Oh! We're in Hell. Neat.
-AND I'M TALKIN' TO YOU, BOB!
I've plummeted to my death and I can't get up!
Hey, Jerry, there's a problem with the stock footage simulator.
And this is the visual representation of a theremin.
"Plot?" [whistle whistle] "Here, Plot." [whistle] "Storyline...?"
"That square bugs me! He really bugs meeee!!"
"Hey. The land of Dairy Queen™."
"Aahh, this doesn't scare me. I ate a rat once."
"Not since Andy Warhol's Empire State has a camera stayed in one place for so long!"
"I can see our careers from here!"
"'Scuse me, Major. Are you wearing your jimmy hat?"
"Mrs. Roosevelt's lookin' fine!"
"It all started at a little 500-watt radio station in Fresno, California..."
"'Do not remove this tag under penalty of law!!'"
I never knew Mountain-Time was so slow....
I THINK HE'S GITTIN ROCKET HAPPY!
I see a dinosaur, but I hear an elephant....hmmmm.
"Hey, I've gone color blind." Well, if this movie were in color that would mean something.
Look for a woman named Wanama.
"Coffee?" Yeah it's a beverage.
"Contact desert station." Contact this.
Hey look, Aquanett...snot is running down her nose.
"They're on top of OLD SMOKEY !!"
I can prove these guys don't exist.
I'm going to climb up into Lincoln's nose!
I'm going to climb up into Lincoln's nose!
We're back on reel 2! Get word to the projectionist!
Well, just remember the rule everybody; if you don't understand it, shoot it.
Just shakin' the bushes, Boss!
Got... to keep... trying... to pad... out... the... film!!
Now this is only for conversation, but if you were going to eat a human body where would you start?
Everybody talks to inatimate objects in this movie, pretty strange.
My brother Russell, he made the pep squad.
Did you make that out of mash potatoes?
Me no got lead sarong.
Ha-heh .... you're really buckin' for that section eight, pal !!
You must die my friend, to make the film more interesting.
"Hey, does this movie have a continental breakfast?" No... they 'lost' the continental breakfast.
"We'll worry about that when the time comes." God knows we have tons of that lying around!!!
Please don't grab my butt, I just had an operation.
Night falls quickly in the jungle... but morning comes just as soon!
Maybe there was hand soap in the hydraulic fluid... (SST Death Flight)
Gimme another rum & diet,... then we auger it in Phil...
Oh, we're in Hell. Neat. Hmm. Neat.
"hey doc, is your head clear?" No, it's opaque.
Lost Continent? I lost my keys once, but that's ridiculous!
You taste like Bud Abbott.
I don't sleep, get away from me little monkey boy.
Woah! It's like an operation game! Touch her there and she buzzes!
This is Neptune, God of the sea!
Let's form a soccer team and eat each other!
We blew it Phil......
Ever fly one of these before ?
Nope.. (neither have I)
You ever fly one of these things before?
Hey, I can see my house from here!
As I was telling that other guy, I never wanted to die in a plane but now I'm very excited about it!
This is where they shot Mad Monster, and a little ways down here you'll see where they did Jungle Goddess, and there's Rocketship-XM...
Uh, "genocide" has a "c" in it, sir.
It's like a game of Operation. Touch her there and she buzzes. Remove tongue from tonsils.
Bonk! Oh my head...Bonk! Oh my head...Bonk! Oh my head...
Would someone please tell the director about compressing time through editing??
Now say it without the stick in your mouth.
Here's a little trick I learned either from Will Rogers or Bob Mapplethorpe
Let's form a soccer team and eat each other!
Throw me the whip! Throw me the idol!
Turns out I'm a herbivore- these guys got nothing to worry about. I'm really just a red herring. Please enjoy the film.
Look out, they're grabbing kids' butts up there!
'Suicide' has a U in it, sir.
Top o' the world, Ma!!
Oh, so we're the jerks now.
Brain the size of a walnut.
What, the dinosaur?
I see his accent got thinner with the air.
Oh yes, my spirit is snoring.
They came to bury Cesar, not to praise him!
"Let's take a 15 minute break." "But keep the camera rolling."
"The boys you train today, what are they like?" Oh, they're dead.
Hey, it's Dino! What a ding-a-ling.
"At least we wont freeze tonight" -You comin' on to me?
Can I snuggle with you guys?
Besides, you guys not see woman in long time
Still talkin' to crap, eh monkey boy?
"Do you know what a miracle is, Lieutenant?" The words 'the end'?
Hey, we landed on a witch! Maybe the film will be in color from this point.
What a femme!
Remeber, Robin, both hands on the Bat Rope!