209 - The Hellcats
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"I haven't met you."
I haven't met you, either. That would put me one up.
Oh, good. The paramedics. And they took CPR from Anheuser-Busch.
I think this is the day the music died, guys.
Jackets from the Sunny Bono collection!
Filmed in Zapruder-Vision™!
"You can't just expect us to believe that you just happened to come by here, now can you?"
Because if you tell us that, we'll believe you.
Meanwhile, in outer space...
Hey, Bro Beck! Hope he plays Take 5.
AND ROSS IS FREE!
So is she. Not a thought in her tiny little brain.
What a way to ruin a party. I hate it when people OD.
"When are we getting together?"
Great. I'm free then.
That sounds like Steve taking a slug from a 30 aught 6!
Gypsy: Dear Richard, How are you? I am fine. Everyone's sad but me. Dear Richard, How are you?
I'm not supposed to be in this film. They lose me right after the bunker sequence.
I gotta admit it does look like a fun party.
"I'm here for the staring contest." "Oh, no fair, he's wearing glasses!"
"I'm not sure I can take this much longer"
Oh yeah, I hate that song.
Lots of words with -ion at the end!
Please! Stop the guitar-playing! I hate flamenco!
If you think this is easy, try holding your breath for the length of this stunt.
That's good, Ross. Take your jacket off. Wouldn't want anything thick and leathery between you and road.
Over my body baby. "I think you mean dead body."
Ouch! My keys were in my back pocket.
What are these people saying?
Hey, you almost spilled my shamrock shake!
Hey Steve, mind if we get in on some of that action?
I'm a stranger to my own soul.
... and then. "I'll open my eyes."
300 CC's of high test padding!
Now let's see about getting that young lady some heroin
Here! Divinity, I made it myself.
Lee Meriwether in her first starring role!
That's My Man's..Brother!
You know it's just like that scene from 'It's a Wonderful Life'
I've seen dogs do that on driveways.
Alright Fellas, Make a Wish!
I'd like to call you later if I'm still alive.
Oh great! They're gonna' go Oat Skiing.
Huh..Looks like a training center for Carneys, doesn't it?
It's the neighbors...they've come to borrow a cup of 'smack'.
"Hey it's the Doublemint Twins!" "one's already been chewed"
Friends don't let Friends drive pink motorcycles.
There's no turning back, the music already started.
'Hiney Cubed it again'
"Wow! I guess face injuries are popular with these women?" "They're all piano tuners."
Burn the Good Humor Man, he's out of Creamsicles.
Oh! I hate to shoot a BUTT like that!!
There's just something about a girl in a flight helmet...I don't know?
So this isn't a meeting of the Young Republicans?
"Because Pepperidge Farms remembers"
"Beware the Dwarf"
♫ I can't take a chance on losing my dignity ♫
Uh Oh! It's the stinky guy.
You're not supposed to TAKE them, just confiscate them!
I never get tired of seeing bikers on the highway.
WHY CAN'T WE KNOW LOVE THE WAY THEY KNOW LOVE?!
But it's 3-pronged! And they have no adapter!
Waaah, Rickyyyy - turns out I was never funnyyyy...
You're late. I burned supper.
My work is done, here.
Kill him! Kill EVERYBODY!
Oh, I get it! It's a triathlon: bike race, knife fight, then beer guzzling...
- Hey, where's my tape deck?
- I said 'deck'...
Quick - everyone put the living room furniture in a circle!
Time for notes, everybody - gather round...
I brought you here so no one would notice...
This movie’s starting to not make any sense.
-I guess face injuries are popular with these women.
-They’re all piano tuners.
I guess it’s trying to say ‘We’re born, then we die, and there’s lots of padding in between’.
Scab? Wonder how they picked him.
“For the last six months he’s been like my shadow.” But not as chunky.
Kill that guy! He's the director!
I SAID...I KNOW A WEINER MAN!
Mixing dice with chess really speeds up the game!
Are you sure you want to go through with this?
There's no turning back. The music's started.
My seat covers!
No! No! Don't make her watch Cop Rock again!
Oh, come on, it's actually got some good reviews.
"Help me out will ya?"
I just don't get algebra man.
Get me a Dove bar! ...and some smack.
"No no no no no"
What did he say?
I think he said "Idontambinhymenhuman"
Oh, good thing Cher is there to walk the guy around ya know?
She's got really nice skin for a junkie.
I said I'm pregnant!
News flash biker wipes out...news at 11! Lol the music during the movie does sound like breaking news music! Ha!
Awwww she smeared her make up what a mess!
They took CPR from Anheiser Busch
Foreword my mail!!!!!
Man what a way to ruin the party...yeah I hate when people OD!
Ummmm...so this isn't the meeting of the young republicans?
Well I won!
This is the best Christmas ever! Wow I died laughing
Looks like a tongue war!
Lady get out of the way your blocking my landscape!
[I don't need your help!] Well you misspelled "Skelter"
And a man so mean, he once shot himself just for snoring too loud!
Her back looks like a Klingon's forehead!
"Why don't you just say 'scrape,' then?"
And they're all riding Indians.
"Tell Scorpio to use his code name."
"Roses are green, violets are red..."
Joel: "I like to shoot heroin straight into my head."
"Here. Divinity. Made it myself."
"Congratulations. You are now officially White Trash."
"Be on the lookout for Art Gangs!"
"Ya' gettin' this, Zapruder?"
"I'm the director. I make the music louder when it's on me!"
"Y'know, it kinda' looks like Jackson Pollock did the background paintings."
"Yeah. After the car accident."
"Now, how much would you pay for this Ginsu switchblade? Wait-- there's more!"
Apparently she's into safe walking. Putting on her jimmy shoes.
It's the neighbors. They've come to borrow a cup of smack!
Hope that's Beer.....
" It's the HIGH TIMES CORPORATE PICNIC at Kitchie Koo park !! "
" It's not like STEVE to run off and DIE. "
" Hey Bill your rear's done... "
MONKEYPIIILE!!!!! MONKEYPILE ON THE FAT GUY!!!
Our minds are melding.... We are becoming one...
Get me a slug from a thirty aught-six while you're up!
"Ow, ow, ow, ow, oh, ow. Wish I had that bra now !"
Looks like a training center for carnies, doesn't it ?
This looks to me like 'The Battle of The Network Scum' !
I sure hope that's beer...
Well---- you misspelled skelter.
These are THE Manson family home videos' here Tex, Squeky and the gang light heartedly tease Charlie.
I can't take ah chance------- I'm losin' my dignity--------
I found this in a warehouse in Dallas, hope it works.
Ya gettin this Zapuda ?
They all look like rejects from a Renaissance Festival!
Don Fido is angry
Steve has a problem... tssk tssk tsssssk tssk tssk tsssssk
The only one concerned is the music.
There! I made a meaningless pop culture reference. Now knock it off!
"What is this, Sergeant Exposition and Detective Plot Point?"
from now on Steve's death will be represented by the oboe
It's Don Ho's sister Heidi. Later we'll meet his brother, Heave.
I'll go put your coat back on the bathroom floor where it came from.
Hey, it's the Doublemint twins! One's already been chewed.
Charo Knock it off!
they whizzed their gizfunklers and shanked their wizzbiglers they toozeled and woozeled and peanuted kirk tanklers
Ross, you're wearing her purse on your head!
"I've got my eye on you!"