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209 - The Hellcats
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John Muoio
- 8 days ago
"Roses are green, violets are red..."
Joel: "I like to shoot heroin straight into my head."
Amy L. Sacks
- 2 months ago
"Y'know, it kinda' looks like Jackson Pollock did the background paintings."
"Yeah. After the car accident."
Amy L. Sacks
- 2 months ago
"Now, how much would you pay for this Ginsu switchblade? Wait-- there's more!"
Robert Ferguson
- 10 months ago
These are THE Manson family home videos' here Tex, Squeky and the gang light heartedly tease Charlie.
Robert Ferguson
- 10 months ago
I found this in a warehouse in Dallas, hope it works.
Ya gettin this Zapuda ?
23devil
- about 1 year ago
they whizzed their gizfunklers and shanked their wizzbiglers they toozeled and woozeled and peanuted kirk tanklers





I love how casually the duck on the lake at 15:25 reacts to the sound of a gunshot. A fellow might get to thinking that sound was piped in!
This film might actually be worse than Manos. :/
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#1. Joel tried to make this a family show. He read letters on the air from small children complete with cute drawings. Yet they show this movie, with its sexuality, drug references, and disturbing violence against women. I prefer when the guys at least react with "Hey!" when someone hurts a woman. Here, they just joked about it. And #2. Casting couldn't find any guys with actual long hair? I've never seen a biker gang with such corporate haircuts in my life. Ridiculous.
36:30 - I'd rather get high than cancer poster !!
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I think it's been four times now that I've come across this episode and thought, "Wait, what the hell happens in this one? I'd better re-watch it." Between the marginally lucid movie and the unfortunate clip-show style host segments, it's got to be the only MST3K episode that's less memorable than "Gunslinger".
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Am I the only one that sings along to the riffing of those terrible, nonsensical songs? "NO NO NONO NO!" "Yes."
Ross Hagen...the poor man's Steve McQueen.
*sniffle* Now they got me crying too! Waaaaah!
This is the embodiment of MST3K. Absolutely terrible movie, fantatic riffs! When the movie gets so bad that we are ebarrassed to be watching, riffing is a survival mechanism.
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Anthony Cardoza? Why does that name sound familliar? *One Google search later* OH DEAR GOD IT'S THE GUY WHO PRODUCED THE COLEMAN FRANCIS MOVIES!!!