♫ "Up against the wall, redneck Mama-San!"♫

They struck girl!

The pen is mightier than the swordfish.

The music is wrong again.

"If a dinosaur shows up, use the Buddy System: Give the dinosaur your buddy."

"Huzzah! Come to the Renaissance Festival! We'll annoy you by sundown!"

"It's a cappuccino machine that also takes pictures."

"Maybe it's a real fin, but they cut it off a fake dinosaur."

♪ "Tall and tan and young and lovely/The Girl from Hiroshima goes walking..." ♪

"Wasn't this in Hogan's Heroes? 'Stalactite 13'?"

No more Cuervo with Wheaties for her.

"She's not dressed right for being lost."

-Don't you think it's a little too rough to keep going on?
-no the dialog gets better down by the end.

too bad she survived the fall, now she has to be in the film

Here come old flat-top he got / fooooot of Mount Fuji...

Four hundred and fourty-eight toothpicks. I gotta go watch Wapner.

I'm gonna fill my head with cocoa butter and surf till I drop!

Takes a big man to floss an entire mountain.

It's Brook Shields, the Creature from the Blue Lagoon.

Finish the job, man. Open the tank, I mean.

Are those icicles? They look experimental. Like test-icles.

Does it have anything to do with corn?

He's no fun. He fell right over.

There's Clint Far-Eastwood.

The weather today-muggy, tomorrow-tuggy, followed by wuggy and thuggy.