210 - King Dinosaur
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"We sure have done it, brought civilization to planet Nova"
Ha, was that irony? This late in the film?
"Learn anything?" Yeah, you're the father.
Time for a nice, long walkin' sequence.
"Hey, where is that guy?" Uh, he's with your wife, Joe.
"Yeah, he looks familiar. Sure, he lives on your street." In fact, he's under your bed right now.
"Free Ghost"! Woo! "Stairway to Heaven!"
Oh great, we're stranded in space in space and we still have jury duty!
Your careers are finally almost oooo-verrrr! You'll never beee-eee in another fiiii-iiilllmm!
Hey, it's the MGM Lion... no, it's the Lippert Lizard!
Alright, now that THAT'S done... WHERE'S LIPPERT?
Y'know, guys, lizards WERE hurt in the making of this picture!
Wow, a giant mutated lizard... wish we had some PICTURES OF IT!
It's Saturday Night At Ringside, ladies and gentlemen, with Gecko-Roman Wrestling!
Are they gonna fight over who tastes more like chicken?
Hey, throw me the lemur! That's all I want!
We stepped outta' the boat inta' knee-deep scum -- the rest of the film!
I've got a headache THIS BIG -- and it's got "stock footage" written all over it!
I haven't seen a wasp that big since the Nixon Years!
No, you idiot! That's my saxophone!
Hey, I'm Satan! Remember me? This is the first part of my three-picture development deal...!
...and there, on the handle, was some stock footage of a hook!
Hm, they're making pretty good time, considering this is a Lippert film...
Fifteen-minute break here, everybody! Lippert Rules apply here...
Even the musicians are mocking this film.
Why don't you wake up the girls so they can scream?
"That's enough about him as a driver" How was he as a cocktail waitress?