212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon
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He wakes up with the worst special effects of the morning.
Really makes you think, don't it? Maybe not.
We may be advanced, but we don't take sarcasm well.
I wasn't being sarcastic, you jerk!
All I'm saying is if you're going to criticize us you have to cushion it a bit! Come on! We're sensitive!
Okay! We're impressed!
Thank you, "Kunta Kinte"...
Godzilla vs Megalon
A film by Ingmar Bergman!
Well, it's about time, Mark Spitz. Have a nice swim?
That's for Lady Windemere's Fan! And that's for Picture of Dorian Gray!
I hope this works or little Billy will be lunch meat.
Okay gotta go call me if you survive kid
"we're getting 100,000 yen" Real funny thats like 4 bucks or something
Rex Dart... Eskimo Spy!
Why not. "I'm high."
This watery manifestation of a vengeful, wrathful God couldn't have come at a worse time.
I feel good about myself. I like myself.
Hey! HAL is reading your lips!
"Help me! Hurry up!"
Hey, you're in no position to make demands, kid!
Note to myself: Never vacation on an active volcano...
Yeah, it would be funny if the earthquake killed your family
HE JOCK IT MADE OF STEEL
EATS SUSHI FROM A PAIL
JET JAGUAR ? JET JAGUAR !
HE MOTHER NEVER REALLY LOVE HIM
HE CRIMEFIGHTING COVERS UP A BASIC INSECURITY
HE DICKEY COVERS UP AN ADAMS' APPLE THE SIZE OF A TOYOTA
HE BASICALLY GOOD-HEARTED BUT HE'D LIKE TO SMASH THAT KID AGAINST A ROCK
KNOCK ! KNOCK ! KNOCK !
WHO'S THERE ?
HIS HEAD LOOKS LIKE JACK NICHOLSON
DON'T SMILE LIKE THAT, IT WILL STAY THAT WAY
DON'T TOUCH MY BAGS IF YOU PLEASE. MR. CUSTOMS MAN
This is no time to sleep, my little fairy princesses!
I like you! I think I'll kill you first!
I came her to eat Sushi and kick butt and I'm all out of Sushi!
Oh No! Monster a trois! Two Monsters at once! Yowza!!!
It looks like Dumbo, gone horribly wrong!
I suppose now he'll turn into butter?
Rat Patrol!...in color!
Ahh..did he eat Wonder Bread?...Guess so?...Growing in 12 Ways!...Making the most of his Wonder Years...
Up Yours!...How Rude!
Hey Everybody! Tinkerbell's Alive!...Clap Your Hands!
I'm Coming Beanie Boy!
We'll eliminate all the No Pest Strips in Asia if you'll just stop!
He forgot his Semaphore Flags!
Looks like he's having one of his episodes again!
Uh! Someone can tell Raymond Burr he's late!
That's three times now...it's starting to sting!
I Wet Myself Again!
I Wet Myself!
Here's a preview of my Broadway Show!
Oh it's just a Big Roach!
Phallic Symbols at the ready..Sir!
Chinese Fire Drill!!
Boy..the security is tight at these Japanese Rock Concerts!
Curse you Jet Jaguar and everything you stand for!
Alright! Forget everything you've seen until now!
Now why is Pavarotti holding these Guys hostage? They Hate Opera?!?
Gary Busey is NOT considered Genius!
Hey Guys! It's Steve McQueen!
The Man who drove down Everest!
You know! I think Peter Bogdanovich shot this sequence here?!?
There really is Construction!
Eat a Peach! Duuude!
You know in France this scene would be considered Genius!
'You Bet Your Life!'...."Say the Secret Word, Win a Hundred Dollars!"
You know all these screeches are on the Soundtrack Album!
Hey it's Bluto!
'Hey Look! I found some funny powder!' "Uh that's mine...just leave it alone there..."
Go Speed Racer!
Mommie...No Mommie, No...Not the Kabuki Mask!
Niagara Falls! slowwwly I turn...step by step.....inch by inch....
Oh! Now they can all die on dry land....
Dry Ice!...and lots of it!
Let's do some shooters!
At monster island they don't take any crap and they don't take American Express.
Hey, you're listening to laser 1O4 so tune it in and rip the knob off.
Are you alright? I'll live. "Great." -_-
Yeah, well, they still can't get the Comedy Channel. "Huh?" Sorry.
Mahha Gō Gō! Mahha Gō Gō! Mahha Gō Gō Gō!
Niagara Falls! Slowly I turn.
I'm taunting youuuu...
"Let's get out of here!" Scoobie-san!
Try not to get sucked into the vortex of hell, Billy!
Someday Roxanne...this will all be yours!
Let's see: Boys Life, Popular Science, Highlights...my own autopsy report?!
I have just been liberated by the power of THIS.
Billy! This is no time to floss!
Hey! This is better than the Dells!
Meanwhile, on a plastic set somewhere...
Whenever they test nuclear bombs, it's the monsters who suffer.
"He's not s'posed to spark like that..."
To everything, burn burn burn..
"He's also aware of our whole plan here."
I got sort of chatty.
Phallic symbols at the ready sir.
They've just created Jennifer Beals
Ooh! Well, grind the kid's knees into the lava rock while you're at it.
Great, what am I supposed to do? I'm on a plastic porpoise!
At least they have Yusuf Lateef on the flute, here!
I don't have a line!
We'll get rid of all the no-pest strips in Asia if you'll just stop!
Now I'm going to read you a part of 'Picture of Dorian Gray' and I want you to be honest with me.
Meanwhile, BJ and the Bear go to Japan!
Try not to ruin Wayne Newton's suit!
Great, they're gonna take over the world with interpretive dance
Really makes ya' think, don't it... maybe not.
"A quake!" No, Quisp!
It would be funny if the earthquake killed your family.
A Bridge Too Far? Not for me!
Great, they're going to take over the world with interpretive dance.
Well, let's go on a picnic. Let's see, we've got our food, beverages and 50 feet of uncoiled rope.
Because the man is a professional. The man is a first-class act.
What kind of robot gets dizzy?
Ne ne ne-ne ne, your father was a li-zard, your mother was an a-bomb!
I have come here to chew sushi and kick butt and I'm all out of sushi.
Hi, I'm Crabby; serve me with drawn butter.
I'm glad I'm not there....I'm really glad I'm not there...oh, shoot! now I'm here!
OK, who's next? Osaka?
Oh, it's just a big roach!
"We better make a thorough check..." Let's start with your larnyx.
We'll never get the deposit back on that stupid dolphin thrill toy.
Never before in the annals of kid-dom had a toy been sucked into the whirl-pool of death.
I think Billy is going to be a boil-in-the-bag dinner soon.
Oh my god, the humidifier committed suicide!
The man who drove down Everest!
If you're like me, and I know I am...
♭ ♪ "I won't dance/Don't ask me..." ♪ ♭
"I know I should be excited and scared and all, but... all I can think of is sweaty Japanese guys."
"Hey, is there an ethical question about taking a little kid on a dangerous mission?"
"Not this kid."
"That's three times now! It's starting to sting!"
"Now why is Pavarotti holding these guys hostage?"
"You 'reckon'? Hey, you're Japanese, Eb-san."
"One problem, though. You caught us in the middle of our production of La Cage aux Folles."
"It's the All-Idiot Channel!"
"Well, Guys, I guess no matter how hard ya' try, there's just no way to make parallel parking exciting!"
"JACUZZI OF THE GODS!"
And kids, don't forget to read Godzilla vs. the Velveteen Rabbit!
Man, who's flying that thing? Henry Kissinger? I think you got 'im.
If you're like me -- and I know I am -- ...
Saigon...I can't believe I'm in a model of Saigon...
You know what, kid? We're gonna get you some pants!
Try not to get sucked into the vortex of Hell, Billy!
You said it, my little hard-bodied bachelor friend.
[robot voice] "I'll get the mail."
It's a loogie bomb!
Get me, I paved Paradise and put in a parking lot!
Oh my God, the humidifier commited suicide!
"Bye bye!" SHUT UP!!!
You're next, puny humans!
Joel: "He kinda looks like a Christmas Tree Monster..."
CROW: "And his arms look like the Chrysler Building..."
"Now this controls his KUNG FU GRIP. "
"Guess a rocket is standard picnicking equipment in Japan, isn't it."
"He's drowning, neat !!"
That guy has the worst breath. That always happens when when you eat Japanese!
For my first trick I'll use an ordinary metropolitan city.
I wet um...
I'm goin to Berlin, to personally shoot that paper hangin Son Of A Bitch..
I have shamed the family...
These Bob Mackie gowns are FAAAABBBUUUUULLLLLOOOUUUUSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a day! I feel GRAND!
"Bye-bye!" SHUT UP!
Kato - get off of me...
They're using an Oscar Mayer wiener whistle to try to contact him...
You've been the raspberry seed in my wisdom tooth long enough!
Those are POP ROCKS, you idiot...
Condiments?! You mean, like, ketchup and mustard?
This watery manifestation of a vengeful, wrathful god couldn't have come at a worse time...
Oh, excuse me.
They're playing Chinese chicken. Or is it Peking duck?
REX DART! Eskimo spy!
"Rok-san! Rok-san!" You don't have to wear that dress tonight...
The gods do not approve of this inept car chase sequence!
Say, these Klan meetings have really lightened up!
Yeah-and he sprays it like icy death from his bloody stumps!
My monster is silent as tomorrow; he kills in the night; he has been acquainted-with the night.
He dickey covers up an adams apple the size of a Toyota.
Hey look, I found some funny powder! - Uh, that's mine, just leave it alone.
He mother never really love him.
"Really makes you think, don't it? ... Maybe not."
GET OFF THAT THING...it's rented
eats sushi from a pail!
It's Oscar Wilde!
Ohh, I have such a beefover.
say Godzilla your tail got longer 'thats not my tail...'
Rex Dart: Eskimo Spy
"seatopia seatopia"- see topia run. run topia run.
He's got a tree... he's got a tree... that's not the Godzilla we know... he's fightin' dirty...
Action sequences filmed in confus-o-vision.