212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon
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♭ ♪ "I won't dance/Don't ask me..." ♪ ♭
"I know I should be excited and scared and all, but... all I can think of is sweaty Japanese guys."
"Hey, is there an ethical question about taking a little kid on a dangerous mission?"
"Not this kid."
"That's three times now! It's starting to sting!"
"Now why is Pavarotti holding these guys hostage?"
"You 'reckon'? Hey, you're Japanese, Eb-san."
"One problem, though. You caught us in the middle of our production of La Cage aux Folles."
"It's the All-Idiot Channel!"
"Well, Guys, I guess no matter how hard ya' try, there's just no way to make parallel parking exciting!"
"JACUZZI OF THE GODS!"
And kids, don't forget to read Godzilla vs. the Velveteen Rabbit!
Man, who's flying that thing? Henry Kissinger? I think you got 'im.
If you're like me -- and I know I am -- ...
Saigon...I can't believe I'm in a model of Saigon...
You know what, kid? We're gonna get you some pants!
Try not to get sucked into the vortex of Hell, Billy!
You said it, my little hard-bodied bachelor friend.
[robot voice] "I'll get the mail."
It's a loogie bomb!
Get me, I paved Paradise and put in a parking lot!
Oh my God, the humidifier commited suicide!
"Bye bye!" SHUT UP!!!
You're next, puny humans!
Joel: "He kinda looks like a Christmas Tree Monster..."
CROW: "And his arms look like the Chrysler Building..."
"Now this controls his KUNG FU GRIP. "
"Guess a rocket is standard picnicking equipment in Japan, isn't it."
"He's drowning, neat !!"
That guy has the worst breath. That always happens when when you eat Japanese!
For my first trick I'll use an ordinary metropolitan city.
I wet um...
I'm goin to Berlin, to personally shoot that paper hangin Son Of A Bitch..
I have shamed the family...
These Bob Mackie gowns are FAAAABBBUUUUULLLLLOOOUUUUSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a day! I feel GRAND!
"Bye-bye!" SHUT UP!
Kato - get off of me...
They're using an Oscar Mayer wiener whistle to try to contact him...
You've been the raspberry seed in my wisdom tooth long enough!
Those are POP ROCKS, you idiot...
Condiments?! You mean, like, ketchup and mustard?
This watery manifestation of a vengeful, wrathful god couldn't have come at a worse time...
Oh, excuse me.
They're playing Chinese chicken. Or is it Peking duck?
REX DART! Eskimo spy!
"Rok-san! Rok-san!" You don't have to wear that dress tonight...
The gods do not approve of this inept car chase sequence!
Say, these Klan meetings have really lightened up!
Yeah-and he sprays it like icy death from his bloody stumps!
My monster is silent as tomorrow; he kills in the night; he has been acquainted-with the night.
He dickey covers up an adams apple the size of a Toyota.
Hey look, I found some funny powder! - Uh, that's mine, just leave it alone.
He mother never really love him.
"Really makes you think, don't it? ... Maybe not."
GET OFF THAT THING...it's rented
eats sushi from a pail!
It's Oscar Wilde!
Ohh, I have such a beefover.
say Godzilla your tail got longer 'thats not my tail...'
Rex Dart: Eskimo Spy
"seatopia seatopia"- see topia run. run topia run.
He's got a tree... he's got a tree... that's not the Godzilla we know... he's fightin' dirty...
Action sequences filmed in confus-o-vision.