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212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon
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"I know I should be excited and scared and all, but... all I can think of is sweaty Japanese guys."
"Hey, is there an ethical question about taking a little kid on a dangerous mission?"
"Not this kid."
"One problem, though. You caught us in the middle of our production of La Cage aux Folles."
"Well, Guys, I guess no matter how hard ya' try, there's just no way to make parallel parking exciting!"
Joel: "He kinda looks like a Christmas Tree Monster..."
CROW: "And his arms look like the Chrysler Building..."
"Guess a rocket is standard picnicking equipment in Japan, isn't it."
That guy has the worst breath. That always happens when when you eat Japanese!
I'm goin to Berlin, to personally shoot that paper hangin Son Of A Bitch..
These Bob Mackie gowns are FAAAABBBUUUUULLLLLOOOUUUUSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They're using an Oscar Mayer wiener whistle to try to contact him...
This watery manifestation of a vengeful, wrathful god couldn't have come at a worse time...
My monster is silent as tomorrow; he kills in the night; he has been acquainted-with the night.
Hey look, I found some funny powder! - Uh, that's mine, just leave it alone.
He's got a tree... he's got a tree... that's not the Godzilla we know... he's fightin' dirty...





1:22:32 -- Arrghh!! Johnny Cash didn't write "Ring of Fire." June Carter Cash wrote it! Tsk!
Hey, Godzilla! You've got a long-range fire breath attack. You wanna use it to help Jet Jaguar out instead of skipping ALL the way--No? You're gonna take your sweet time? Oh, okay. We're in no rush.
Also, dude, Jet JAGA is such an obvious Mazinger ripoff its not even funny.
OMG I finally got to watch it! There were 7 people at the same time, probably all like me rushing to see the episode before it gets eaten by copyright demons.
JET JAGA! JET JAGA!
This is the only none-Japenese Sandy Frank movie to have an annoying kid in it, I hope you all realize that.
Already down. I believe this video is automatically recognized by Youtube every time it gets uploaded. I think it's just one that will never be on that site (until Toho eases up, which will probably not happen any time soon).
What's to stop Jet Jaguar from increasing his size exponentially and just STEPPING on Megalon? Earth saved, the end, am I right? Stupid Jet Jaguar.
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I have this episode on disk... what's the best place to post it where it won't
get taken down? I've noticed a few of the other 'rare' episodes are posted directly on this site now.
I miss you Jet Jaguar. But not as much as Prop-Plane Panther.
Now we're back where we started. Except we have Hobgoblins and now Santa Claus Conquers The Martians is gone.
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I can't thank Ras Edward enough for bringing this back, as it was the first one gone and I waited MONTHS for it to come back before I moved on. Thanks, Ras! You are the hero of this website!
23:05- So, these guys arrive from Seatopia, they have no credit history or cash to speak of, and yet they score a classic Mercedes?
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We are not going to get this episode back, are we?
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How is it that other people are still able to watch this episode? The only link to Metacafe says the video has been deleted, yet I still see that multiple people are watching it...why/how please?!? I really like this episode!
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It baffles me WHY..... why all these monsters somehow keep picking Japan.
Earthquakes,Tsunamis, over - population, almost no natural resources, AND monsters.
TIP: Only Link #2 works.
Another one of my all-time fave MST3K episodes. You just can't go wrong with Godzilla!
the real monster in this movie is..."the stairs"
Let me sum this movie up for everyone...
Act I
Japanese people
Act II
Megalon
Act III
Godzilla
Rex Dart...eskimo pie
It took a long time for this one to grow on me. It was in and out of "rotation" for awhile. Still, the subtitled "Jet Jaguar Song" really makes it a keeper.
yo, when Crow is trying to eat the popcorn at the end- too much
The monster fight "play-by-play" is the best.
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This is a real classic for someone who discovered the series during it's brief stint in syndication. It's colorful, crazy, and includes a car chase down a stairway.
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"And kids: don't forget to read Godzilla vs. The Velveteen Rabbit." Love it, Frank.
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Those who saw an uncomfortable subtext in Quest of the Delta Knights, ought to enjoy this story of two slender young bachelors and the be-short-shorted little boy who lives with them.
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This is definitely in the "So bad it's good" spectrum of Big-G movies. It's a shame MST3K never got their hands on "All Monsters Attack" (AKA Godzilla's Revenge) that's one even we Godzilla fanboys try to pretend never happened.
It could be worse. That could be Matthew Broderick, doing his whole "I'm nailing Sarah Jessica Parker's chin" routine.
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On the whole, even the guys struggle to make this stinker watchable BUT it is worth hanging in there for the sight of Godzilla sliding on his tail like he's rocket-fart propelled! Worth the pain of all that comes before!