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212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon



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Hey, Jet Jaguar? Here's a thought. If, as has been well established, you were the guide by which Megalon could find his way on land, why did you try to fight him? Wouldn't it have been better all around just to lead him back to the ocean?


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So this wasn't even supposed to be a Godzilla movie. They had a contest for kids to design their next star creature, and some kid drew a colorful robot. But then the studio realized that a movie starring a crudely draw robot designed by a little kid probably wouldn't sell. So they brought in Godzilla and took the robot out of the title. Next thing you know, the contest winning entry is getting his shiny metal behind kicked by a giant beetle, is double-teamed and nearly ripped apart, and winds up having to play sidekick to the big name who upstaged him and took over his movie. No wonder he has insecurities! Yaaahhhmmmmoughh!


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Mathew Link - 3 months ago

I added a youtube link I found of full episode, kinda bad quality though. a nit cut off


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Aj V - 6 months ago

The video doesn't work anymore! :(


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Snuffy Wuffykiss - 6 months ago

That kids voice cuts thru my thoughts like a chainsaw. Its so annoying every time he talks I can't even pay attention to the riffing.


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Matthew Boyle - 6 months ago

that popcorn skit is one of the greatest host segments in the show. Hidden gem


Wanna watch the movie?
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Big McLargehuge - 10 months ago

Dang no full episode to easily watch on here. Time to hunt~
I did find the video on two different sites though, one which was already shared below (the 4shared one), and this one on dailymotion has the whole movie in 4 segments.
Here's the playlist: http://www.dailymotion.com/playlist/x3hj13_onewaylimited_godzilla-vs-megalon/1#video=x1vz367


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Rebecca Richards - 12 months ago

So none of these links were actually the full episode streaming, which is the point of this site :P


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Stereo Catz - 12 months ago

Five hundred years old, three million years old, what's the difference?


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Stereo Catz - 12 months ago

Renew, RENEW!


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Sweets McGee - about 1 year ago

Adblocker worked like a charm baby! Been waiting to watch this undisturbed for months. Thank you for the suggestion.


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Sweets McGee - about 1 year ago

I tried watching this a few times. Commercials keep playing over the the movie! Sadly too hard to sit through..


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Lewis Nitzberg STINKS! - over 1 year ago

One of the only movies where the main character and star of the movie (Godzilla) is actually a side characters! 'cause let's face it, the movie shoulda been called "Jet Jaguar vs. 'Godzilla vs. Megalon'"


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Lewis Nitzberg STINKS! - over 1 year ago

Can someone please put up a download link for the file used in the DailyMotion link? That is some *top-notch* quality!!


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Vacuum Flower - over 1 year ago

The 'bots shout, "Shut up, Joel!" and he apologizes. Season 1 version of Joel would never have put up with this. :-) Watching the whole run in order this summer, it's interesting to watch the characters develop. I wonder how much thought the writers put into that stuff.


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Vacuum Flower - over 1 year ago

Poor Crow . . . still asking, "Carry me?" Sucks to be the only 'bot with legs. Anyone remember which ep. in Season 1 Joel actually does carry Crow out of the theater?


This means war:
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http://www.4shared.com/video/vTgq--UNba/MST3K_-_0212_-_20011203_-_Godz.html

I am sick of people removing valid links simply because they are squeamish about using fileshare hosts, foreign movie streaming sites, etc. >:(


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MST Tapes - over 1 year ago

The tune.pk link has a rip of the DVD that was printed and recalled, but a fair number of copies got out.


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David Bland - over 1 year ago

Anyone know why the Godzilla episodes are always taken down? Is it a copyright issue? If so, how was MST3K able to riff them to begin with? (The same should go for Gamera too, right?)


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Barry Ward - over 1 year ago

Easter Island is uninhabited? That would probably come as a bit of a shock to it's nearly 6,000 residents...


Use the download link, and avoid the ads
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I strongly suggest using the download link on the 4Share page to grab yourself a copy so you can watch it locally and avoid all the ads:

http://www.4shared.com/video/vTgq--UNba/MST3K_-_0212_-_20011203_-_Godz.html


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The Halloween Costume Invention Exchange is a classic. I love Frank's La Forge (ST:TNG) costume consisting of an air filter cut in half -- even better than Joel's Jiffy-Pop costume.


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Stephen Shores - almost 2 years ago

I just noticed that the 'movie sign' light broke after Joel slaps it, as they're going into the theater.


I am like I am
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Stephen Shores - almost 2 years ago

During the invention exchange, Joel says, 'if you're like me, and you know I am...' Well of course you're like you, Joel!


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Derple Derptard - almost 2 years ago

I have the Blu-ray rip of this as well as a lower quality .avi rip from a DVD. I'll upload one of them as soon as the heat is off from the Internet copyright police. You can find this episode on torrent sites.


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Todd Appel - almost 2 years ago

Godzilla vs The Machine..


GODZILLA VS MEGALON CODA
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Stu Slaymaker - almost 2 years ago

Sorry folks, you will have to buy this one from the fine folks at Cheesyflix, or buy the sets from Shout!. The Toho Police shut me down almost before I could get it uploaded! Nothing ventured, nothing gained! :~o


GODZILLA VS MEGALON UPDATE 3-5-14
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Stu Slaymaker - almost 2 years ago

I am working on uploading my Summer "95 Countdown version from a dubbed DVD to YouTube. Managed to upload first 30 mins. Work in progress..Any help? I have no idea what I am doing, just slugging it out. Keep circulating whatever media you have...


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Stu Slaymaker - almost 2 years ago

Relax MSTies, CF has a nice copy of this available for the same price as a double latte at Starbucks. The guy with the goofy sideburns in Seatopia, is also the guy doing the motorcycle stunts in "Rex Dart, Eskimo Spy". You could look it up!


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jayjay cajun - about 2 years ago

I had to give up on this one. Worst upload ever!


Concerning commercials
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A Silhouette - about 2 years ago

If you use google chrome, the extension "adblock" removes all advertisements from dailymotion, youtube, as well as pop-ups.


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This is a terrible upload; not only are there ads every 5 minutes (Which I avoided by hitting the play button just before the ad played), but the host segments were edited out. WRONG WRONG WRONG! Obviously uploaded by a NON mst3k fan.


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Stephen - about 2 years ago

Yeah every 5 minutes is too much. I might remove Daily Motion as a video source on this site.


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Sweets McGee - about 2 years ago

sad, hurts, oweeeeeeee. breaks, commercial, bad. ee,oo,ow,oh, golly. unwatchable for my poor eyes. Can a gentle soul come hitherto with glad tidings of laughter unbroken by unnecessary interruption? Fair maiden on distress......wondering aimlessly among the tired refuse of dead end links and stitched together episodes. Who will deliver me?!! Who, oh gods of hilarious satellite debauchery?!!


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teenagearmchairhonvedfan - about 2 years ago

For some reason both parts keep coming up as part 1 when I click on them.


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Teri Gee - about 2 years ago

Okay, I'm glad to have the episode available, but an ad every five minutes is pretty annoying.


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Jim Boom - about 2 years ago

Earthquake, and a kid in a paddling dolphin boat is saved by a rocket that harmlessly shoots a line. Goodness.


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happyking - about 2 years ago

He crimefighting covers up a basic insecurity


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Tree Frog - about 2 years ago

39 Godzilla movies made.This one is part of the Toho Island Trilogy making Godzilla more "User friendly" towards humans.One of the few where Tokyo Tower isn't wiped out by his tail


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Rex Dart - about 2 years ago

"Rex Dart pops the clutch and tells the thugs to eat his dust" has been my mantra since this show came out.


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Ray Garraty - about 2 years ago

Although he was planned for more roles upon his creation, this was Jet Jaguar's one and only film appearance.


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Aaron Mathews - over 2 years ago

Great movie! I saw this as a kid in the 90's; ... very excited to see it got the MST3K treatment! #Top 5


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Aleksandr Kerensky - over 2 years ago

Umm... neither of these "full episode" links work for me...


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How is this a "full episode?" It's just a link to two halfs of the episode, and the links don't even go any where! I call Shenanigans!


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Joseph Ewing - over 2 years ago

Would someone explain to me the line, "I call this the Linda Blair," line when Godzilla lifts up the monster by the tail and whacks him on the ground a few times. I don't know how that has any connection to the Exorcist.


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Mod-God - over 2 years ago

The kid from Indiana Jones was more annoying, if you ask me...


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cute kid... but oh gawd!!!! that horrid voice!


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Michael S - over 2 years ago

You would think after all these years and all those monsters they would have figured out that the military option never works... or am I overthinking this?


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Michael S - over 2 years ago

Did you notice Joel hit the yellow button so hard it came off?


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Tyrus Holbrook - over 2 years ago

Hmm I wonder if the person that designed the robot also designed the Fisker Karma?


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Laura Ann Fitton - over 2 years ago

omg this movie is sooo bad. The translation of the theme song at the end had me laughing so hard I cried. Love mst3k!


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Donald Petkus - over 2 years ago

I enjoy Joel 's line "If you're like me, and I know I am."


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Classicats - over 2 years ago

0:43:19 - 0:43:26
"Grab your ankles," "phallic symbols at the ready, sir," "good morning!" Whoa guys, spicy!


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Classicats - over 2 years ago

The guy at 0:34:17 looks like Snape.


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Elisa Farrington - over 2 years ago

I remember when Servo fell on the cinema floor during a Season 0 episode and said something like 'Hey, this gives me an idea for a Halloween costume.


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Elisa Farrington - over 2 years ago

Ram Chips - Bad things: Megalon's drill bit arms and Billy's rusty gate hinge voice. Good thing: Godzilla, King of the monsters! He really was the first and best, and as Joel says, 'He brings the legend that is Godzilla!


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Elisa Farrington - over 2 years ago

1:25:42 - 45 Godzilla running is so cute.


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Elisa Farrington - over 2 years ago

Was this the first Hikeeba?


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1:22:32 -- Arrghh!! Johnny Cash didn't write "Ring of Fire." June Carter Cash wrote it! Tsk!


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Mike Carmona - almost 3 years ago

Hey, Godzilla! You've got a long-range fire breath attack. You wanna use it to help Jet Jaguar out instead of skipping ALL the way--No? You're gonna take your sweet time? Oh, okay. We're in no rush.


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Rebecca Richards - almost 3 years ago

Also, dude, Jet JAGA is such an obvious Mazinger ripoff its not even funny.


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Rebecca Richards - almost 3 years ago

OMG I finally got to watch it! There were 7 people at the same time, probably all like me rushing to see the episode before it gets eaten by copyright demons.

JET JAGA! JET JAGA!


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This is the only none-Japenese Sandy Frank movie to have an annoying kid in it, I hope you all realize that.


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Jon - almost 3 years ago

Already down. I believe this video is automatically recognized by Youtube every time it gets uploaded. I think it's just one that will never be on that site (until Toho eases up, which will probably not happen any time soon).


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Alex C. - almost 3 years ago

What's to stop Jet Jaguar from increasing his size exponentially and just STEPPING on Megalon? Earth saved, the end, am I right? Stupid Jet Jaguar.


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Valentine Blacker - almost 3 years ago

I have this episode on disk... what's the best place to post it where it won't
get taken down? I've noticed a few of the other 'rare' episodes are posted directly on this site now.


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Stereo Catz - almost 3 years ago

I miss you Jet Jaguar. But not as much as Prop-Plane Panther.


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Now we're back where we started. Except we have Hobgoblins and now Santa Claus Conquers The Martians is gone.


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I can't thank Ras Edward enough for bringing this back, as it was the first one gone and I waited MONTHS for it to come back before I moved on. Thanks, Ras! You are the hero of this website!


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Kiri T. Unicorn - about 3 years ago

23:05- So, these guys arrive from Seatopia, they have no credit history or cash to speak of, and yet they score a classic Mercedes?


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We are not going to get this episode back, are we?


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Nicholas Brownlee - over 3 years ago

How is it that other people are still able to watch this episode? The only link to Metacafe says the video has been deleted, yet I still see that multiple people are watching it...why/how please?!? I really like this episode!


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Robert Ferguson - over 3 years ago

It baffles me WHY..... why all these monsters somehow keep picking Japan.
Earthquakes,Tsunamis, over - population, almost no natural resources, AND monsters.


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Aaron Kuehmichel - over 3 years ago

TIP: Only Link #2 works.


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Brad D - over 3 years ago

Another one of my all-time fave MST3K episodes. You just can't go wrong with Godzilla!


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glenn-s - over 3 years ago

the real monster in this movie is..."the stairs"


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Puma Man - over 3 years ago

Let me sum this movie up for everyone...

Act I
Japanese people

Act II
Megalon

Act III
Godzilla


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RevJoan - over 3 years ago

Rex Dart...eskimo pie


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It took a long time for this one to grow on me. It was in and out of "rotation" for awhile. Still, the subtitled "Jet Jaguar Song" really makes it a keeper.


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Dana Xu - over 3 years ago

yo, when Crow is trying to eat the popcorn at the end- too much


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Jacob Jacob - over 3 years ago

The monster fight "play-by-play" is the best.


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Chris Lake - almost 4 years ago

This is a real classic for someone who discovered the series during it's brief stint in syndication. It's colorful, crazy, and includes a car chase down a stairway.


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Chris Lake - almost 4 years ago

"And kids: don't forget to read Godzilla vs. The Velveteen Rabbit." Love it, Frank.


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NS - almost 4 years ago

Those who saw an uncomfortable subtext in Quest of the Delta Knights, ought to enjoy this story of two slender young bachelors and the be-short-shorted little boy who lives with them.


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Alex Stefanic - almost 4 years ago

This is definitely in the "So bad it's good" spectrum of Big-G movies. It's a shame MST3K never got their hands on "All Monsters Attack" (AKA Godzilla's Revenge) that's one even we Godzilla fanboys try to pretend never happened.


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David Pietrusza - almost 4 years ago

It could be worse. That could be Matthew Broderick, doing his whole "I'm nailing Sarah Jessica Parker's chin" routine.


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Elel - almost 4 years ago

On the whole, even the guys struggle to make this stinker watchable BUT it is worth hanging in there for the sight of Godzilla sliding on his tail like he's rocket-fart propelled! Worth the pain of all that comes before!