Do you see half of what I see?!

Oh, I shattered my pelvis! Now I'm never going to be an extra on M*A*S*H!

C'mon 7 & 11, mama needs a new pair of shoes!

Hey, do the Chip Douglas

Now look, I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I rip it outta your arm socket.

I just gotta adjust my package...ahhhh!

"Did you just see half a crab eat a guy?"

"Tonight's Episode: 'Beer Barrel Death.'"

"George Bailey, you give me that robe!"

"It's Hayley Mills, and Hayley Mills in-- The Mothra Trap!"

"Uh, y'know, Guys, I refuse to watch the colorized episodes of McHale's Navy. Uh-uh."

"In an early morning robbery, a thief broke into the Far East Trading Company Offices, and stole more than 4 Million Yen in cash..."

"Which is about Five Dollars."

♫ ♩ "Batman..." ♫ ♩
♬ ♪ "Batman..." ♬ ♪

"Quick, get some drawn butter! Get your bibs on! Bring up those barrels of Rice Pilaf!"

Actor: "I feel like a monkey."
Crow: "Me too, where can we find one?"

" In case of plot hole, BREAK GLASS !!"

"It's a LABORATORY FACTORY."

"Rocketing it's way to number one, it's Mothra you are our god. It's got a great beat, and you can worship to it."

SERVO: "The weather started getting rough."
JOEL: "The tiny ship was tossed."
CROW: "And so was my lunch."

"Can't touch this !"

By the power of Greyskull!

Get an ark, and get two kinds of every monster!

I think these guys really had the saki goggles on last night.

Wakey, wakey! Eggs and bac-y!

Pretend you're a Picasso - move your nose to the back of your head.

The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed.

If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the sushi would be lost.

We are filled with shame!

Hava... Nagila, Hava... I don't think so.

Let's do the aqua-boogie.

Run before they make us play outfield!

Have gun, will travel is the measure of a man

So, anybody figured out the name of this movie yet?

-You know, they're really... hedging with this one.
-They got this disguise from Lady Bird Johnson.
-Oh, would you keep up?!

Ka-Bob and Ka-Steve.

They're washed-up and they didn't even have to do "Loveboat."

I'm not working on the Exxon Valdez anymore!

My Negligee!

Hi, I'm God. This film is moving slowly, my children.

The ironic part is that he's going to be hungry in an hour

They shoot dragons, don't they?

Godzilla wakes up: "This better be good!"

Well, Your Father was Raymond Burr!

Double 0 Crab.

"Something Stinks!" Oh, that's me.

There's a few leaks in it!

That's pretty good, but try it again. This time with feeling! ...and Cassie! See you later...

"How could something sarong, be so right?"

You weren't killed, I see! "Quick! Pass the bush up quick!"

A planet where apes evolved from men ?

Good shooting- you killed 8 of our own men...

I don't think thats funny sir, but go on...

Come back! I'm a good guy with a solid future, I want you to see my etchings!

Cesar Romero and Hugh Beaumont?!

I'm on a seafood diet i see food and i rip it out of your arm socket.

Thank you for flying Northwest.

I grabbed a rock,and by this time my lungs were aching for air.Thank you lloydzilla.

I'll tell ya theres no seafood lover in him.

You just opened a whole can of whoopass boy.

Hey, don't talk with Steve in your mouth.

"Call Headquarters, immediately!"
"We are Headquarters!"

You may find yourself living in a shogun shack.

I am going to kill you. Why? Because you're going to die!

"Did anyone bring the darts?" "There's a couple in her dress..."