213 - Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
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It's a wake for the guy who got killed on the boat!
Just count to ten, Godzilla. It'll be okay.
Quick! The third act! This way!
Smiles, everyone! Smiles!
IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!!!
"He was kneeling before a picture of Leonard Nimoy. He was burning incense and singing snatches of the 'Ballad of Bilbo Baggins'."
Could you guys try to be more flat, please?
I bet you listen to Rush.
Awww, C'mon. You guys are high, you're so high.
Hey did you fall in or what?
Could one of you guys get me a magazine? I'm gonna be here a while.
Yeah, so I access his hard drive and reformat it destroying any data he had. "Ah, good one."
Don't make fun of her. "Yeah, that's our job."
Quick! Bring up the drawn butter!
Butterflies are free, Godzilla!
Nuclear explosions, who cares. I've taken about eight of them babies in the face. Nuclear, schmooclear.
Hey, don't even embarrass yourselves by shooting at me, ok? I'm that tough.
The screaming mirror of Rylos 7!
We gotta find that rhythm combo!
"You have your hobbies. This is one of mine."
You like knitting afghans!
They do more before nine in the morning than most monsters do all day!
Queequeg, I feel the presence of the great white!
They're washed up and they didn't even have to do Love Boat.
Its the sound of silence...Hello darkness my old friend
"What could they do with heavy water?"
They could take a heavy bath!
We're just foliage, just providing shelter for animals!
I grabbed a rock, and by this time my lungs were aching for air.
Oh, I'm gonna give you such a pinch!
Meanwhile in LEGOLAND, kids learn at their own rate, the slow way.
"I'd do anything" Anything? Even rob a shop?
Good shooting, you killed 8 of our own men.
and that is when the chicken heart began to grow!
Good lord, Chicken of Crank-Whore. Is there a line in this episode that isn't one of your favorites?
Somebody's not thinkin' hedge!
♫ Have Gun Will Travel is the legend of a man ♫
something stinks!...oh, wait that's me : (
Oh, come on - it's too early in the day for this sort of nonsense...
Try to remember time in September!
Ah - here comes the Death With Dignity Committee...
Be careful - we look like corncobs to him!
He was cleaning his bayonet and it went off...
This is for his own good, right?
Ah, Steve is delicious!
"Let's visit God now." "HI, I'M GOD. THIS FILM IS MOVING SLOWLY, MY CHILDREN."
Hey! If these sticks and stones don't work, we'll use names to hurt them!
For once, this WAS a boating accident.
"Shopping is over now!"
Bring your cart to the checkout!
Really makes you think...don't it?!?
I think he's searching for a giant candle!
Hey! He's a Harrier Moth!
Oh No! this is going to send the price of everlasting gobstoppers thru the roof!
In case of plot hole..break glass!
What are you from the Evelyn Wood Island!
A Planet where Apes evolve from Men...i don't remember that!
I think it's a Goal Post Factory!?!...myself!
Let's go play on the Jungle Jim!
Did you hear that Gower poisoned the kid!
So anybody figured out the name of this movie yet?
West Side Story music!?!
Let's see..there's beeping and everybody left! I wonder? Oh Noooo!!! Noooo!!!
Sounds like Lurch!
Come On! I'll play nice! Come back!
Hey! when he said "Eat Me!"...He didn't mean Eat Me!
We are filled with Shame!!!
How bout' a nice Hawaiian Punch!
Ohh! I'll harm yooou!!
Good morning Godzilla...your mission, should you decide to except it...save the 2 Japanese guys...
They shoot Dragons don't they!?!
Hey! do the Chip Douglas!
They've run a'crab!
Just a couple minutes on the thunder bucket here and I'll be all right.
TV's Frank: "Well I can certainly see how that would...huh? "
That bug bugs me! He really bugs me!
Don't start with me!
Fries are up.
I just saw half a crab kill a guy.
Hey! Who's been eating my sea-apples?!
We should put his hand in warm water!
It's Irwin Cory!
There's David Niven! And Cantinflas!
Had this been an ACTUAL movie...
We've run a-crab!
Aha, my contacts!
You know, it's strange, they're all welders by day.
Ah! That's interesting.
I'M NOT PLEASED!
I'M STILL NOT PLEASED!
NOW, I'M REALLY TIFFED!
This is the only thread I've been able to follow in this whole film!
Recoil in horror, everybody!
I'm hysterical. I'm wet. ( a tribute to The Producers with zero Mostel and Gene Wilder)
"You can work faster! And you there--!" Nice job.
Pass the bush up, quick!
It was locked for a reason!
"What do we do now?" Well, you could enter a staring contest.
He's dead, live with it okay!
Will you shut up about your brother?!!
It's the Mothra Graham dance troupe.
I'm getting beat up by a bug...how humiliating. I hate this.
Somebody's named Mark Nark?
He's a Harrier Moth.
shghaaa phueew...shghaaa phueeww...(Godzilla snoring)
"Waaah!!You know what to do!" - Get the sedative.
Slave rhubarb, slave rhubarb...
"What are you hiding?" - Oh, just some Mary Kay moisture beads,why?
(Boat gets demolished by Ebirah) Next time, fly.
Do you see half of what I see?!
Oh, I shattered my pelvis! Now I'm never going to be an extra on M*A*S*H!
C'mon 7 & 11, mama needs a new pair of shoes!
Hey, do the Chip Douglas
Now look, I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I rip it outta your arm socket.
I just gotta adjust my package...ahhhh!
"Did you just see half a crab eat a guy?"
"Tonight's Episode: 'Beer Barrel Death.'"
"George Bailey, you give me that robe!"
"It's Hayley Mills, and Hayley Mills in-- The Mothra Trap!"
"Uh, y'know, Guys, I refuse to watch the colorized episodes of McHale's Navy. Uh-uh."
"In an early morning robbery, a thief broke into the Far East Trading Company Offices, and stole more than 4 Million Yen in cash..."
"Which is about Five Dollars."
♫ ♩ "Batman..." ♫ ♩
♬ ♪ "Batman..." ♬ ♪
"Quick, get some drawn butter! Get your bibs on! Bring up those barrels of Rice Pilaf!"
Actor: "I feel like a monkey."
Crow: "Me too, where can we find one?"
" In case of plot hole, BREAK GLASS !!"
"It's a LABORATORY FACTORY."
"Rocketing it's way to number one, it's Mothra you are our god. It's got a great beat, and you can worship to it."
SERVO: "The weather started getting rough."
JOEL: "The tiny ship was tossed."
CROW: "And so was my lunch."
"Can't touch this !"
By the power of Greyskull!
Get an ark, and get two kinds of every monster!
I think these guys really had the saki goggles on last night.
Wakey, wakey! Eggs and bac-y!
Pretend you're a Picasso - move your nose to the back of your head.
The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the sushi would be lost.
We are filled with shame!
Hava... Nagila, Hava... I don't think so.
Let's do the aqua-boogie.
Run before they make us play outfield!
Have gun, will travel is the measure of a man
So, anybody figured out the name of this movie yet?
-You know, they're really... hedging with this one.
-They got this disguise from Lady Bird Johnson.
-Oh, would you keep up?!
Ka-Bob and Ka-Steve.
They're washed-up and they didn't even have to do "Loveboat."
I'm not working on the Exxon Valdez anymore!
Hi, I'm God. This film is moving slowly, my children.
The ironic part is that he's going to be hungry in an hour
They shoot dragons, don't they?
Godzilla wakes up: "This better be good!"
Well, Your Father was Raymond Burr!
Double 0 Crab.
"Something Stinks!" Oh, that's me.
There's a few leaks in it!
That's pretty good, but try it again. This time with feeling! ...and Cassie! See you later...
"How could something sarong, be so right?"
You weren't killed, I see! "Quick! Pass the bush up quick!"
A planet where apes evolved from men ?
Good shooting- you killed 8 of our own men...
I don't think thats funny sir, but go on...
Come back! I'm a good guy with a solid future, I want you to see my etchings!
Cesar Romero and Hugh Beaumont?!
I'm on a seafood diet i see food and i rip it out of your arm socket.
Thank you for flying Northwest.
I grabbed a rock,and by this time my lungs were aching for air.Thank you lloydzilla.
I'll tell ya theres no seafood lover in him.
You just opened a whole can of whoopass boy.
Hey, don't talk with Steve in your mouth.
"Call Headquarters, immediately!"
"We are Headquarters!"
You may find yourself living in a shogun shack.
I am going to kill you. Why? Because you're going to die!
"Did anyone bring the darts?" "There's a couple in her dress..."