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301 - Cave Dwellers
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Hey, there's a monolith outside!
Yeah! Everybody's evolving and stuff, it's really neat!
Grog just threw a bone into the air and it turned into a spaceship!
Miles - "I only have one word for you."
Crow - "Plastics!"
(tribute to The Graduate)
Crow - "Are you done with your...heh heh heh...drink? (laughs maniacally)
Crow - "I could use a man like you." "And I do mean USE."
Joel (scrawny kids steps forward) - "You, ahh..nevermind."
Crow - "Nice try."
Crow - "Before the dawn of time, a race of druids, nobody knew who they were or where they came from." (quote from Spinal Tap)
"Well, this is neat, but what the heck does it have to do with the movie?"
"Who is this gentle stranger with pecs like melons and knees of fringe?"
"All we can do is pray, although we... haven't thought of any gods yet."
Check it out! They worship the Munsingwear penguin! (For more information about the Munsingwear penguin see Richard's shirt in 'parts: the clonus horror' 00:34:37)
Welcome to Death Valley Days, the driver is either missing or he's dead.
It's an early version of West Side Story! Ughn. I just met a girl named Ughn.
So, let's recap the action so far. Uh, nothing really. You're right, let's move on.
Here's a wild idea. Why don't you rotate to the other side of the pole, where the fire ISN'T?
Here's a wild idea. Why don't you rotate to the other side of the pole, where the fire ISN'T?
We secretly switched Ator's coffee with Folger's Crystals... Let's watch!
I use 2 blades. The first blade lifts the head away from the body, before the head can snap back, and...
He who reads these words of wit eats his little balls of s...HEY! Now that's immature, even for the Dark Ages!
The reason this scene is so good is because we care about the characters.
We do. I mean, we do?
"He manipulates at will those forces which men believe uncontrollable."
The IRS.
Who are these guys? Ahhh ... these must be the cave dwellers!
That's right, 35 minutes into the film and we're finally at the first plot point.
Got it - frolic, cavort, parade, gad-about the ship, that sort of thing...
Hey, Grog just threw a bone into the air and it turned into a spaceship!
"The world was populated by wild, cruel, and ignorant men." Oh, you mean the eighties.
It's the best show tune ever! It's brassy! It's sassy! It's a musical hum-dinger!
"All men are created equal." Oh, let me get a pencil-- I wanna write THAT one down...
"Many years ago..." Ohh no no no NO! Not another flashback!
I say you can drive a Mac truck through your cues! TEMPO! TEMPO! LET'S PICK IT UP!!!!
They're kinda dumb, they're easy to kill...the American Gladiators
Tits all over,eh,I mean,it's all over for you Ator!
I know we've been breast....BEST friends.
"They're invisible!" I don't believe it. They were too cheap to hire villains in this movie.
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How to make chest-plate armor: Use a dinner plate.
At 13:34, Crow tries to motorboat Miles OKeefe as he bends over...
So if Sonny Bono and Freddy Mercury had a kid, it would be the villain in this goober?
*Ridiculous* movie, great, great riffs, and that Mila chick is *hothothot!* Definitely one of my favorite episodes
Guys Tip: Employ Ator and Thong’s “invisible attackers” scam while in your front yard to impress neighborhood girls!
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I don't know what it is but something about ator just drives me nuts. Maybe it's the custom and the hair, but its like they took the actors best features and displayed them in such a way that makes me think he has had botched plastic surgery and bad implants. It's not hard to make an attractive person ugly but it's really hard to make an attractive person look like an ugly person trying to look attractive. Maybe I just feel into a hypnotic state from too much bobbing pecs..... They are like eyes...... They follow you
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Hey, what happened to Dr. F's glasses?
I love this movie, I used to watch these movies when I was a kid, I actually rented this at the video store, it is sooo much better when MST3K does it though. The bad 80's and 90's stuff is always my favorite because it is the stuff of my youth. I remember Master Ninja when it was a show on T.V., I was about 8, I loved it, so seeing this stuff riffed is just awesome for me.
I seem to recall reading that Miles O'Keefe is actually ashamed of this movie...
Thong's my hero.
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This was one big chucklefest, this is great therapy after a day of mental dualing.
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It's too bad for this actress that 'Twilight' didn't come out until so many years later--she's every bit the horrible actress that Kristen Stewart is, and hotter to boot.
This and Pod People are probably my favorite, go-to eps. Long live MST3k!
He had time to kill the deer, tan the hides, make the hang glider, make the bombs and take on the city , and in only 10 mins! Ah the classic funny that is still funny lol
Did anyone else get the Jimmy Carl Black reference?!?! The kung fu guy TOTALLY looks like him!!! "Hi, I'm Jimmy Carl Black, I'm the Indian of the group!" If you like Zappa, watch 200 Motels, its Jimmy at his best.
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The kennedy reference by crow at the very beginning caught me way off guard. Wow that struck me as funny in my own stupid way!
Anyone else notice that Forrester's wearing different glasses here?
HAMSTERS
DO NOT CRUSH
This movie is soo good at being bad, that it hurts just to laugh!!
So, this is a bad imitation of Conan, right? Different backstory for our main guy, of course.
Classic episode. The riffing is a cornucopia of pop culture, literature, and theology. Love it!
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Hey, wait! Dr. Forrester already called Joel "Boobie"!
Geez, those robots would die if they ever saw Linkara's show.
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I can't get over those handrails on the stairs. I mean, really? What, was there some kind of ancient OSHA?
I love Tom's beat boxing during the movie credits!
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According to IMDB these are the alternate titles to this "movie":
Cave Dwellers (USA (TV title)
The Blade Master (USA)
Ator the Invincible (USA (literal English title)
Ator l'invincibile 2 (Italy)
Ator - Der Unbesiegbare (West Germany)
Ator - krigaren (Sweden)
Ator 2: el invencible (Spain (imdb display title)
Ator II (Finland)
Ator, o aoratos mahitis (Greece (video title)
Ator, o aittitos (Greece (video title)
Ator no 2, i epistrofi tou anikitou aetou (Greece (transliterated ISO-LATIN-1 title)
Ator, o Conquistador (Portugal (imdb display title)
Ator, the Blade Master (undefined)
Day of the Sword Man (Pakistan (poster title) (English title)
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Apparently Miles O'Keefe was amused by this episode. He knew the film was cheesy and enjoyed it being skewered.
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I've always loved any episode where the 'bots are dressed in their jammies. Tom in his tiny robe always cracks me up.
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Hey! What the goodness is up with Doc Forrester's glasses!!?!?! He's pulled a switcheroo on his frame choice! I prefer the green ones...
Funny. Funny!! FUNNY!!!!
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Each time I see Ator take off on that hang glider out of now where- I don't know, it just makes everything in my life okay.
This episode is so hilarious I actually cried, I laughed so hard.