301 - Cave Dwellers
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I'll be doing the death scene from Camille.
What's your major?
I think I just invented airsickness.
Wicker armor courtesy of Pier 1. It doesn't work very well. It's just decorative.
I'm just tallying your bill, here.
Actually, Mrs. O'Leary's cow kicked it over.
(Henry Fonda voice) Where ever there's kids laughing 'cause they're hungry and they know supper's ready. Where ever there's a cop beatin' up on a guy...
Hey, look. Tire tracks.
(Kate Hepburn voice) We are barbarians.
"I'm not afraid of you." *WIFF* Well... maybe a little.
Great. This is the opening for Where Eagles Dare.
"We'll meet again." -- Don't know how, don't know when.
C'mon, Girls. Let's go.
Come forward, cowardly lion!
Oh, no, a mime.
Aw... It's the man who invented the wedgie.
Tom: C'mon, c'mon... Cro Magnon
Tom: Australopithecus Africanus
I can see my house from here and it's anamorphic.
Oh come on. What the... This is a little ridiculous. OK, so he kills a deer, he tans the hides, he stretches the skins, he makes an anodized aluminum frame, he learns to extrude and weld all in about five minutes. He learns arrow dynamics.
Carry me. "No. " Please.
Safety on the stairways! Use the handrails!
Quit shaking me, Dad!
"Oh and there was some turkey and stuff in the fridge, I made myself a sandwich. I hope you don't mind..."
Crow: "Uh, what's Miles sitting on?"
Servo: "Ooh, I don't wanna know!"
Better 86 the hooch. . . A little nip won't hurt.
I gotta go model for a line of action figures.
It's the Chalice from the Palace!
"You must prove that you really are the daughter of the great one."
If you can look bored and speak haltingly, you're in!
How many a's in danger?
"It is my turn to discover..."
The man-child within!
"So those two were part of the plan."
-I wish they were part of the plot!
"Father, Tell me."
My hubcap's chafing.
Dude looks like a Lady!
You know Streep was up for this role.
Wait a minute folks...we have snakes growling here.
May I cup one of your pecs? Ding Dong!
I think your cape is FABULOUS!
Look out, it's wet there, I just mopped.
Mrs. Richard Basehart!
"...you can't always get what you want." But if you try sometimes, you just might find, you get what you need.
It's Cher at the funhouse!
It's obvious that you're not cut out for good deeds.
And bring me the head of Gallagher. (Joel really doesn't care for Gallagher -- a recurring theme)
Joel Robinson as that mean John Saxon-type guy
No, no, no, no, the mohawk goes the other way, ya look like a turkey!
He probably built the horse, too...
Close your robe...
I've got a wonderful, Grinch-y idea...
Ator comes out of the hole... and around the fire...
Uh-um... Lady, can we have our arrow back?... Lady?... Oh, Mrs. Lady...
Hef... We're all out of Evian...
Ojibwah... Wait a minute, I invented a word!
"The slower and more painful the death, the more pleased will be the serpent god." You know, he told me that really in the strictest confidence.
Alright you crummy rats, Henry Kissinger says 'Merry Christmas'!
"What do you, the viewers at home, think?
Ator is the son of
former high priest
black knights took away his bride
Give my mustache to Trevor!
"Ator, be careful!"
Ah, something DULL. Come towards it, our friend.
Everybody knows smoking kills-but it's cool!
Mockery is the ignorant man's weapon!
Damn... no hand-rail!
Uh... Ator, what's your dream?
How big is God?
Hey, why don't you go pick on somebody your own opacity?
Oh, well like, excuse me. Have you seen two guys with capes... ew, grody...
Wait a minute... this is the Magna Carta!
*Mila screams as she gets shot with an arrow*
She's in love!
Ator flies and so does my heart!
In his kite made of string and sticks and bamboo,
I fly along with you.
I go along for the ride.
I'm not stupid like the rest of them.
Ator, Ator, my sweet friend!
"The three of us?"
No, just me. You were a LOT of help with the snake.
In ya go... Inzy Winzy!
(don't know why it makes me chuckle each time, but it does).
Warriors!.. come out and play!
The hills have eyes, but they have glaucoma right now
Say something.....LINE....come on, fake it!
"After I've finished, I'll be back." And I'll look like a leather pancake.
I'm the best-looking man in the Middle Ages! My, my, my!
"Why is she limping?"
"'Cause she's got an arrow in her chest."
Hurry, everybody, get in a line! The Time-Life photographer is out there!
Rhubarb, caveman rhubarb, rhubarb.... cannibal rhubarb...
Oh look, anal retentive snakes - they lined up the skulls!
Why don't you pick on somebody your own opacity?
Oh no, they've jumped right into a Kurosawa film!
You don't find me repugnant do you?
Music by the Super Mario Brothers!
"It is everything and nothing." Uh, could you be a little more vague?
Hey, there's a monolith outside!
Yeah! Everybody's evolving and stuff, it's really neat!
Grog just threw a bone into the air and it turned into a spaceship!
Message for you, sir!
Miles - "I only have one word for you."
Crow - "Plastics!"
(tribute to The Graduate)
Crow - "Are you done with your...heh heh heh...drink? (laughs maniacally)
Crow - "I could use a man like you." "And I do mean USE."
Joel (scrawny kids steps forward) - "You, ahh..nevermind."
Crow - "Nice try."
Crow - "Before the dawn of time, a race of druids, nobody knew who they were or where they came from." (quote from Spinal Tap)
Gomez! I invented the wheeeel...
CONTINUITY by: _____________
"Well, this is neat, but what the heck does it have to do with the movie?"
"Ouch! I landed on my eight-sided dice!"
"It's Timothy Leary! I guess Liddy'll have to do the tour without him."
"Who is this gentle stranger with pecs like melons and knees of fringe?"
"She's making flash powder from her own filth."
"All we can do is pray, although we... haven't thought of any gods yet."
"Wow. Everyone did drugs then, I guess."
"Yeah! Everyone's evolving and stuff it's really neat!"
"I'd shoot Donald Regan to prove my love for Lisa Foster!"
Check it out! They worship the Munsingwear penguin! (For more information about the Munsingwear penguin see Richard's shirt in 'parts: the clonus horror' 00:34:37)
Enjoy it while it lasts, Astro Boy-toy.
Champagne makes me... giggly. Hmmhmm
Welcome to Death Valley Days, the driver is either missing or he's dead.
Use the handrail, I invented them for a reason.
It's an early version of West Side Story! Ughn. I just met a girl named Ughn.
no marmaduke! dont use the triple over hand stitch! bad dog!!!
why is she limping? oh, shes got an arrow in her chest.
So, let's recap the action so far. Uh, nothing really. You're right, let's move on.
My patience has its limits. As does your talent.
I've always wanted you to be wise. But we'll settle for looks.
"Oh hiya Phil, hows the snake hanging?"
"Hey it's speedy delivery guy, and does he have a package !!"
"Tuesdays are Human Sacrifice day at the Sizzler"
Ug, I'm grinding the basil and adding some romano cheese.
Here's a wild idea. Why don't you rotate to the other side of the pole, where the fire ISN'T?
Here's a wild idea. Why don't you rotate to the other side of the pole, where the fire ISN'T?
We secretly switched Ator's coffee with Folger's Crystals... Let's watch!
I use 2 blades. The first blade lifts the head away from the body, before the head can snap back, and...
It's raining men, hallelujah.
Borromel - the thorough but gentle laxative.
He had never killed that big of puppet before...
...There's also fan dancing!!
He who reads these words of wit eats his little balls of s...HEY! Now that's immature, even for the Dark Ages!
This has more pauses than a Pinter play!
"Now I'll cut you in two."
The theory of flight. I'll teach you the theory of fist.
These are The Pillage People.
Drink it all. Sometimes the poison's on the bottom.
The reason this scene is so good is because we care about the characters.
We do. I mean, we do?
"He manipulates at will those forces which men believe uncontrollable."
Here you can see the driver turn and shoot Kennedy...
"Is that Ator up there?" ...or are you just glad to see me?
I could be wrong, but this arrow might have something to do with it.
Oh, he's a Calvinist!
Who are these guys? Ahhh ... these must be the cave dwellers!
That's right, 35 minutes into the film and we're finally at the first plot point.
What do you think he's writing?
Got it - frolic, cavort, parade, gad-about the ship, that sort of thing...
Hey, Grog just threw a bone into the air and it turned into a spaceship!
"The world was populated by wild, cruel, and ignorant men." Oh, you mean the eighties.
They hit Charlie McCarthy!
Ator flies, and so does my heart!!!!
It's the best show tune ever! It's brassy! It's sassy! It's a musical hum-dinger!
He's never killed a puppet this big before.
"You must not lose heart!" Cause there's a guy who'll eat it!
Oooh, right in the breadbasket!
"All men are created equal." Oh, let me get a pencil-- I wanna write THAT one down...
Hey, there's a monolith out there!
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM US?? WE"RE EVIL!! EVIL!!!!
Use the handrail!
"Many years ago..." Ohh no no no NO! Not another flashback!
Look out, it's Koko the Terrible!
I say you can drive a Mac truck through your cues! TEMPO! TEMPO! LET'S PICK IT UP!!!!
THAT'S MY SPICE RACK!
A planet where snakes evolve from men?!
This is the part of the film we like to call, "She Had to Ask."
They're kinda dumb, they're easy to kill...the American Gladiators
Tits all over,eh,I mean,it's all over for you Ator!
I know we've been breast....BEST friends.
Hey, how much Keefe does this movie have?
Look out! It's Coco the Terrible!
You know that hat has a slimming effect on you?
It's Speedy Delivery Guy and has he got a package!
"They're invisible!" I don't believe it. They were too cheap to hire villains in this movie.
Jeez, Tolkien couldn't follow this plot.
A man in the sky? Get out of here, I'm not for your lies!
It's not a comic book, it's a GRAPHIC NOVEL!
I WILL KILL YOU! ... or not.
Stupid rock! Stupid, stupid rock! .... Stupid rock.
Forrester! Forrester! Doctor Clayton Forrester!
hey, I see a president's face up there
oooh! how graphic!
By the stubbing of my thumb, something stupid this way comes.