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302 - Gamera



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Robert Wisman - 7 days ago

"my legs are old my teeth are gray my arms are gnarled" gets me every time XD


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My favorite thing about this episode is how they use actual enunciation exercises like "toy boat, toy boat" and "unique New York, unique New York" as an entire series of riffs. Brilliant.


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Gamera wakes up and immediately kills an entire boatload of unarmed researchers. Gamera flies off and destroys a dam. Gamera levels half of Tokyo. Gamera rips open a building and incinerates everyone inside.

Kenny watches the city burn as the monster kills people by the thousand. "Gamera is good! Gamera would never hurt me! Gamera is friend to all children everywhere!"

Kenny is very special, isn't he?


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DJburris87 - about 1 month ago

As far as horrible giant monster movies go I actually enjoy this one.


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Teri Gee - 4 months ago

During the countdown to the implementation of Z Plan, it looked like the main scientist guy was actually counting down in English. Anyone else notice that?


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Snuffy Wuffykiss - 6 months ago

Hey, at 1:17:57 Tom Servo enters the theater on his own. i thought he had to be carried because he couldn't hover over the air vent.


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Snuffy Wuffykiss - 6 months ago

Gamera is friend to children? How about the thousands of children who lived in Tokyo when he destroyed it? I agree with the bots, Gamera is a hell beast and Kenny is his demon-child master.


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The RED Femscout - 7 months ago

Did you realize a robot just sang a love song to a turtle?


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Gregg Hammerquist - 8 months ago

You can tell how upset the girl is that they kicked out the reporter.


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Joey Thomas Mackie - 9 months ago

Gamera is my friend. Yea right kid, get a dog.


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Gideon Ansell - over 1 year ago

Tibby's song is the high point "Tibby, oh Tibby your blood may be cold. I know that your heart burns as hot as a coal. It burns with a love only turtles can feel. Tibby... Is our love real?"


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Linda Decatmomma - over 1 year ago

liked it . glad i could find them here.


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Dale Nixon - over 1 year ago

...I'm like Gamera to amateurs...


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Patrick Swayze Christmas - over 1 year ago

Hey Gamera[Mike] if your wash is all green then why the White T-Shirt?


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Hugh Red - almost 2 years ago

the kid that was throwing kenny's rocks in the water was trying to flood japan while no one was looking he was the one we should have been watching what kind of kid steels rocks???? we think he caused the tidalwave to help gamera destroy japan >_


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Max Spence - almost 2 years ago

This was my very first episode, it was on netflix at the time, and I have been watching ever since.


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Alex C. - about 2 years ago

I had a pet turtle in high school I nicknamed Gamera. (Actual name was Kale.) This was before I had discovered MST3k. Something about sweaty Japanese men in rubber suits has always appealed to me...
I immediately regret typing that.


"Scoop of the Century"
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00:49:17 - Joel, you know I love you, but... your Tom Carvel voice? Not even close. :(


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Mark Peter Baron - about 2 years ago

"Hey Sandy Frank! ... hey isn't that when you drop your hot dog at the beach?"


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Patrick Swayze Christmas - about 2 years ago

"I'm only a Sentinel for Kenny" ... Marvel X-Men or Silver Surfer reference?


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Lembeck Wants PIE - about 2 years ago

So Gamera was/is using Kenny. Things are making sense.
What were they going to use Z plan for if Gamera hadn't been?


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Eulalia Vox - over 2 years ago

An all-around great episode! The riffs are tight and consistently hilarious, the host segments are wonderful ("Tibby's Song" and Mike as a super cute Gamera). It' just a fun, fun episode. I usually have to watch YouTube in 240 (which is pathetic, I know, but my computer's nearly ten years old) and I'm so grateful that Netflix still has this one on the streaming service.


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Whispering Christmas Warrior - over 2 years ago

"Yep, what he's done today has been a benefit to all, Kenny."


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Teri Gee - over 2 years ago

Okay, what's the relationship of the woman to Kenny and his father? I think the dubbing has him saying "sister" at some point, but she's the one who talks to Kenny's teacher and she says that "his mother died" not "our mother". So what I'm wondering is if she's supposed to be a stepmother or something.


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Dan Wood - over 2 years ago

I am very glad that this turtle made his appearance! The drunk US Air Force officer made me lose it. So awful. In fact all actors in those scenes were just... awful.


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Teri Gee - over 2 years ago

"It would take a scientist to explain it and I'm from the humanities." That's one of my favorite lines.


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Michael S - over 2 years ago

1:30:30... In the not to distant future... I AM STILL LAUGHING, loved it!


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I just realized the tibby song servos singing is nearly identical to the song mike sings in the girl with gold boots. :p


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Michael Noga - over 2 years ago

1:07 Crow does a great Gregory Peck.


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Michael Noga - over 2 years ago

13;55 So is Gamera the Eskimo word for giant flying turtle then?


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

Gamera has been sighted all over the world. But only near recognizable landmarks.


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

"When I was his age I used to draw girls." That's why I can make a lucrative living in the tentacle hentai industry.


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

Yeeeah, most atomic weapons are not impact sensitive.


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

It's in through the nose, out through the mouth.


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - over 2 years ago

You gotta love it. The Japanese are blaming the US for exploding a nuclear weapon in due course of a war they started, how lame can you go? It's our fault we were attacked at Pearl Harbor so, of course, we send Gamera to destroy their tiny island.


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - over 2 years ago

Why is he wearing pink tights underneath his overalls?


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Elisa Farrington - over 2 years ago

Ram Chips - Good thing: there is just something abot a giant mutant ninja turtle that can fly. Bad thing: (besides Kenny) Gamera walking on two legs.


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Elisa Farrington - over 2 years ago

I am painting an illustration while listening to this and just lost control of my brush because of "She's got to commit Kenny."


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Brad Gravett - almost 3 years ago

That american general at the beginning has got to be the best part of the movie. "Have you spotted anything on your radar screen?" "No, sir, they must be coated in, anti-, electric wavepaint, sir." "Operator hand me the mic. Calling all planes, fighter planes, based in the Arctic ocean... this is your commander calling, over." "This is the strategic fighter, over!"


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Lewis Nitzberg STINKS! - almost 3 years ago

I didn't expect to enjoy this episode as much as I did! Totally underrated episode!


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Kimono Dragon - almost 3 years ago

13:39 - Joel quotes my favorite song of all time! Elton John's "Levon". "The NY Times said God is dead, and the war's begun. Alvin Tostig has a son today"


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Rob Burns - almost 3 years ago

I'm sorry, you can't call these Gamera movies full episodes when the host segments are gone. They are partial episodes and should have a ! by the episode.


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I like the way Crow shows us a mean streak that's unusual this early in the series. Usually it's Servo who's giving Crow a hard time; in this episode, Crow totally turns the tables, tormenting Servo, taunting and mocking him with nasty riffs about Tibby being stepped on, Tibby's burial mound, screwing up Servo's touching ballad to Tibby. Awesome!


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I don't recognize the new link icon to the video. Where is this posted now? The page here is just showing me a blank black space.


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Cindy - almost 3 years ago

Am I the only one who saw an edition with the mads and host sections edited out? Who did that???


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Super McWonderfull - about 3 years ago

It's amazing, at the end Joel actually gives thanks for a movie that wasn't horrible...... I agree, I kinda like the Gamera movies, especially when the twins from the island do their chant a dances to awaken MOTHRA, it's very B-Budget (cheesy) which makes me LOVE IT !!!!!


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Kiri T. Unicorn - over 3 years ago

The Z-Plan rocket launch marks one of the few "meta" moments in the series, when the robots explicitly acknowledge that it's all just a show, and you should really just relax.


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Puma Man - over 3 years ago

So after watching a marathon session of MST3K, I have come to the conclusion that I'm a sucker for parody songs about minor characters... Poor Tibby...


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RevJoan - almost 4 years ago

57:30...-ok that's an unholy growl- Kenny's GOT to be put down


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Jimmy Porto - almost 4 years ago

At 22:14, when the teacher is describing Kenny, his comments remind me of a student I had (I taught 8th grade), who was diagnosed with Asperger Syndrome.


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RevJoan - almost 4 years ago

1:15:20* great sketch with a young Mike Nelson as Gamera :)