302 - Gamera
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Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
You know, they could tell us anything and we'd believe it.
Titles by the Atlantic Ocean.
"Tibby...I loved you my fine little fella...
...even though you gave the whole family salmonella!!!"
"It must be coated with, anti, electric wave paint, sir." CUT cut, let's do that again.
"It looks wild!" "You can say that again!" IT LOOKS WILD.
You gonna cry? 1... 2... 3... cry! 1... 2... 3... cry!
I hurt, I really hurt. Kenny!
Shut up! Beat it! "Ow, my spine."
It really makes you think, don't it?
Kenny, I love you Kenny.
Micro machines at eight o'clock and G.I. Joe is there.
Americans! What are they doing in the film?
He'll kill us all! It's a great idea!
Micromachines at twelve o'clock! And G. I. Joe was there!
Hey Kenny, get bent!
You're not my real father!
What's all this about not letting Kenny keep his turtle?
Stop. Please. You can be replaced by Leno, you know...
That's me with the arrows through my head.
I know it's a trap, but I can't resist - I can't help myself... I'm flawed...
I'm hysterical! And I'm wet!
Have you seen Kenny?
Since you own their country, I think you could convince them...
Oh, boy - now, I've done it...
What are they gonna do - turn him into a kite?
What, are they in Super Car?!?
and now Gamera in a scene from "Here to Eternity!"
You know? He didn't start the fire..it was always burning since the World's was turning! "Thank You Joel!"
Like shootin' Barrels in a Fish...Officer!
What are you doing with that?
-Evil things, horrible things.
tibby... or not tibby
What's all this about kenny not being able to keep his turtle?
Myah! How about a little fire scarecrow.
good morning! like my snow fort?
I suppose now we're gonna be attacked by a giant rock.
Hey Kenny, get bent!
Man, they've been on that plane for 48 hours...
Luckily the inflight film is Berlin Alexanderplatz.
"Two..." Three, sir!
There go the neighborhood...
"Even an old farmer outside of Tokyo claims he saw one."
..but he's old, goofy and drunk.
Hey, kid, get a dog, all right?
Hey! That guy is risking his life and he's not even the star of the movie!
No dancing, not allowed.
"You mean... it can really freeze anything?"
Even a man's passion?
"Who's all this food for?"
Siran, the dark lord.
Here at Exxon we take greatest precautions for the preservation of our fragile environment.
Your not my real father!
DIE! DIE! DIE!
Give the little freak his stones!
So regular or extra crispy? Lmao
"Tibby, why are you hiding?"
I don't have the money I owe you, man.
"They think he's strange."
Heh...kids are perceptive that way.
(all three in unison) Bus...ted!!!
Thank you Miss Hathaway.
Don't worry people, Gamera's only a shell of his former self.
Oh Daddy, you're sooo randy!
It's Curly Joe as the general.
You never loved me Kenny! It's just the rocks you cared about!
I wanna see him kill the turtle.
And that's just a warning!
Oh, death from on high, neat.
Tibby! Tibby! Gamera has a good haat!
I wanna see him kill Tibby!
I'll swallow it whole with beer.
Here's lookin' at you, toitle.
Morning, like my snow fort?
Soon you won't think of it...we're giving you a lobotomy.
"Daddy, Kenny's taken food for his turtle again." Hit him! Hit him now!
Ooo, New York News Stud!
"His mother died when he was very young."
She was mauled by turtles.
"Y'know, he didn't start the fire. It was always burnin' since the world was turnin'."
"Thank you... JOEL."
"Have another deviled egg, Damian."
"Oh, Daddy, you're so randy."
"Unique New York... Unique New York..."
"Beef: Real Food For Real People."
"Oh, wow. Now why can't I have a cute shape like that?"
"Keep workin' on it."
"Are you known for your work in the theater?"
"Americans? What're they doin' in the film?"
"Oh, Sandy Frank. Isn't that when you drop your hotdog at the beach?"
The captain has turned off the No Dubbing sign. You are free to speak any language you choose.
Quick! Move his spine around. He just had a bad fall!
Meanwhile, on Cape Cod, Pepperidge Farm remembers!
[Gamera's lost his popularity.] They put him in a bad time slot following Sunday Best.
Kenny as Woody Guthrie in Bound For Gamera!
Oh, c'mon, who's she kidding? She's been wishing for this since frame one!
Have you seen Kenny?
He saw London, he saw France, he saw Rodan's underpants!
New Tokyo? I don't think so!
I got a turtle that's as big as a whale!
Your passing will be painless, Doctor...
This kid really stepped off the curb!
Light blooming ground flower, and get away, with loud report!
Oh, crap, I'm high centered! Kenny, help me!
Is that ten minutes starting now, or when you were in the room?
Toy boat... toy boat... toy boat... toy boat...
And so, in fear and hot water, the first Slurpee is born!
I like being an actor, but I really want to plan
Good Morning !
What are you doing with that? Evil things. Horrible things.
"Once a GARDEN SPOT, now... a PLAYGROUND of DEATH..."
"That was the midnight train to GAMERON.""That was the midnight train to GAMERON."
"I'm just a soul whose intentions are good.....
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood"
"ABANDON TOY !!! ABANDON TOY !!!!"
"And so with fear and hot water, the first SLURPEE is born."
"Nidemasa Nagata, that's Japanese for ANNA GOTTA DEVITA, or I got into the GHUTTA..."
Live the good life in the off-world colonies!
Hah, that one was easy - I hardly touched it! Ha ha ha...
Kenny, if you get rid of that turtle daddy will get you anything you want, alright?
It's a promise... tell me what you'd like best of all.
Looks like they're flying over the plot hole for the film...
Gamera demands your instant death!
*as Gamera roars* KEN-NnnnnY!!!! I love you.... *sob*
And as EVERYBODY knows it can only affect you IF you touch it.
There goes the neighborhood...
Oh, they've walked into a Boston album cover. Actually it looks like a Mad fold-in.
Ground control to Major Wong.
"Captain, will they attack us? I doubt it."
"It has the power to convert organic matter into inorganic matter." Like McDonald's.
"Gamera doesn't seem to have any weaknesses!" Except for betting on dogs.
Ah, this is the universal unsuspecting drunkard about to have a brush with the supernatural...
If... you're... not wearing... any... underwear... ... smile.
Crow: Hey, Joel, does this remind you of anything?
Tom: "In the not to distant future"
Meh-hey, he who holds the pointer gets to the top, uhn-hunnh...
Be afraid. Be very afraid... of Kenny.
Go to bed old man!
I wanna give him a big snuggly-huggly; and then squeeze him, and squeeze him, and squeeze, and SQUEEZE, AND SQUEEZE!!!
Gamera, honey, don't go out too far- you just ate...
hey! somebody froze the old guy
do you realize a robot just sang a love song to a turtle?
a DAIEIIIIII motion picture
Kids go running for the rich taste of Gamera!