303 - Pod People
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It's called evil kid
Sack of Monkey's in My Pocket!
THIS IS CNN!!!
It say's don't laugh it's paid for!...In Braille?!?
What's this? White Reggae!?!
John Bonham...Moby Dick!
'Trumpy! What are you doing here?' "Killing People!"
She's Zestfully Dead!
'Here they come!' "walking down the street...they get the funniest looks from everyone they meet!"
Hey! It's Greg Brady!
oops! wrong bowl!
You know this scene didn't originally appear in the movie...but they restored it...aren't you glad?!?
You know Mom you never hear the one with your name on it!
You feel comfortable sharing a sleeping bag with me?
that one's hard on pants!
Move it kid, ill have a banana martini please
"Why did you kill that girl? Why did you do that? Now I can't be your friend anymore."
I did it for the kicks.
What is this, white reggae?
Hey don't leave me here I was raised by a child and....I guess I'll just wait here then...
I hope he's got the keys to the liquor cabinet!
Awwww my ankle it's all bendy Wendy!
Buddy rich on drums!
I know what your thinking Tommy...did mommy fire 5shots or 6?
Don't look at me without makeup!
Use a woman as a shield!
Creamy living chocolate center!
*muffled* let me out! I said let me out!
Oops sorry, wrong movie!
"Stretching the premise. . ."
"If these guys get any more soul, we're gonna have to order out for greens."
"Hear that? Sounds like Norm Abram getting killed by a giant chicken."
Ah, so people are being methodically killed by the Banana Splits?
Now to find a herd of cattle to drain dry.
There's no way out of this film!
Aw, to heck with this, Norm. Let's go down to the suburbs and crash through a school window.
Hmm. What pretentious crap.
"Heh. Naughty kitty." You must be punished.
Kitty! Oh, Mittens, are you eating gerbils?
First up on Hearts of Space, John Tesh with "Whispering Firestorm." Then it's Yani with "Snoremaster of Trafalgar." The comes Bay Area musician Del Mondo, with his Sominex suite in d-flat. Then a synthesized interplanetary salute to Perry Como. At the end of the hour, we'll have information about the types of sedatives used by tonight's artists. On Music.. from.. the Hearts.. of.. Space.
Crow: Trumpy! Trumpazoid! The Trump-monster!
Crow: ...stretchin' the premise!
I wish I *had* gone blind.
"Enough eating, let's play Trumpy." Like hell, more food.
"Not a soul for miles"
I'm not bringing mine...
Get me, I'm Lionel Richie!
Yeah, yeah, keep your shirt on! I'm wearing this big, stuffed suit!
I like you Tommy. I'll kill you last.
Ohhh, this alien makes student films!
"Hey Joel, what are boobs?" "You know, like Jethro Bodine."
"It's a buffet"
Wind in my EYES?
"Well, time to start camping. Heh. You dress up as Oscar Wilde, and I'll sing Noel Coward Songs."
Crow - "Hey...It's the matching shirt and sofa set!"
Crow - "Delicious Kity...Kitty's like a potato...so nice. Where do I start? It all looks so good. Little wing-ed potatos!"
Joel - "Big sale on flannel! Everyone."
Tom Servo - "Steve tastes great! More pelvis?"
Crow - "Hey look, we paid for the van...we're gonna film it!"
Tom Servo - "Even the movie 'the Fog' didn't have this much fog."
Trumpy! You can do stupid things
That's not a Spalding. It's a Piquer Simon Jack Gray Signature ball.
Hi, we're the cast from Straw Dogs...
John Bonham, 'Moby Dick'....
Oops, wrong bowl!
Servo, if you don't stop doing your Anthony Newley I'm gonna throw you against the wall.
Y'know this might sound crass, but we're gettin' really good at at this.
-(Smiles, clearly pleased) Well? -(Smiles wide, gives A-Ok sign) IT STINKS!
Hey, it's Andy Travis from WKRP!! ~Joel
"G'night, chief." "G'NIGHT, MCCLOUD."
"Food, eating, the theater."
Honey, I'm home... oh right I'm a little kid.
"Tommy, where did you spring from?"
From your loins mommy.
"It doesn't work."
I'm in hysterics!
Hurry there's a big sale on flannel!
Flannel? Did she say flannel?
"Tommy can you hear me?"
Can you feel me near you?
Oh terrific we were saved by the gates of Hell.
Hey what is it about the gates of Hell that compels people to wander into them?
It's because of Smucker's: Raspberry Preserves.
The young Republicans are so hip!
Lyrics by Mrs. Johnston's kindergarten class.
You know, this scene didn't originally appear in the movie but they uh they restored it. Aren't you glad?
Oh, thank you AMC.
What is this guy an LA cop?
Man exploring his territory here.
Tom Servo: Joel, what are boobs?
"I prefer Milky Bear."
Do you know what playing is, Trumpy? - "Yes...it's where I break you in half."
Boldly backing away from where no man has gone before.
"Now *this* guy's got Renaissance Festival written all over him!"
"You know, even the movie *The Fog* didn't have this much fog in it!"
"Trumpy, you come down!" *cue Joel dancing like a fool, among other...things...*
"She's gone to bed, she was shattered." This town's in tatters. Sha-dooby.
He seeks him here, he seeks him there, he seeks that rascule everywhere!
It was a dark and stormy night. I'd taken a creative writing course...
Your experiment this week Joel is called Pod People. It has nothing to do with pods, it has nothing to do with people, it has everything to do with hurting.
Hey, what gives? I'm on the milk carton.
I like you Tommy, I'll kill you last.
I would but they dry-click their revolvers at me.
"What's got into that -----?" Girl.
BAWK, BAWK, BAWK. CLUCK, CLUCK.
Hey, Dad hid the eggs good this year.
...on Emergency 9-1-1.
"Uncle Bill wants to kill you." My advise - don't let him.
Alf's back and this time it's personal.
His last words were "Huzzah!"
"I'm doing a one-man show: Leslie Nielsen, Leslie Nielsen, Leslie Nielsen!"
I believe I'll use my putter, fore!
The helpless cough of a squirrel with a crushed face...That's what life is all about
And he died as he lived, with his mouth wide open.
Think the mike is picking up their dancing?
"Geez Tracy, stay away from the kid's animals!"
Oh wait! Let me get the attachments...you can do the couch!
He doesn't speak your language, Dickweed.
"And remember no wire hangers."
Well what do you know? "Food, eating, the theater."
It's one of you only gamier.
Just tending the incubus mother.
Boy, I sure hope Trumpy doesn't sneeze. He'll pistol whip that kid with peanuts.
I'm doing a one-man show: Leslie Nielsen, Leslie Nielsen, Leslie Nielsen!
I think this is movie "D" - D for DUMB.
"Sack of monkeys in my pocket! my sisters ready to go! hear the engines roll now Idiot control now!"
"With a name like Smuckers raspberry preserves you know its good!"
GIMME THAT! I'll show you how to use a prop phone!
Eww stepped in some Trumpy dumpy
She's zestfully dead
Do you have a mommy?
He was born of an omelette, of course not.
Come on, your breakfast is getting cold... and she's not getting any warmer... that means more oatmeal for everyone!
There's Julie Andrews - and she's on fire!
I've laughed with monsters, I've cried with monsters, I'll die with monsters from Hell.
Crow: I'm getting out of here, this place sucks.
Woahh looks like Yoda's home.
Tommy, now you quit warping time and space this instant!
Hey that long nose must be handy in hard to reach areas.
Syntho birds... Hey it's a Casio forest. They parked next to a datastream.
This is more intense than when Bobby Brady got lost in the Grand Canyon!
Looks like a baseball bat from Alaska!
Heh, heh, heh... faster, Trumpy! Kill! Kill!
Trumpy, we hardly knew ye...
Gimme that! I'll show you how to use a prop phone!
Patience, gentle viewer; this'll all make sense in the end -- NOT!
Mr. Douglas? Mr. Haney? Lisa? Chief? McCloud?
Yeah, but it's a good chance to thin out the cast!
Hey, put the Casio back in the van!
well, I think your mother had a filthy mouth...
Be nice to your boyfriend's girlfriend!
During the cutaway, anything's possible.
It's called evil, kid.
Ringo had some bad songs, but THIS is really embarrassing.
Smuckers raspberry jam, smells like real fruit!
Oh my goodness it's the Easter Bunny and is he ever mad!
IDIOT CONTROL NOW!
Here- hold my purse
"It looks like a cross between a pig and a bear." A pear?
If these guys get any more soul, we'll have to order out for greens.
Oh look, little winged potatoes...
This'll pay the rent for a while... where's Sam? "He's paying the rent!"
I've laughed with monsters, I've cried with monsters, I'll die with monsters from hell
this potato has got big ears
Meanwhile in still yet ANOTHER movie...
With a pickle in mind. We kick the nipple beer. Steady as a goat. We're flying over trout. Ghetto down the highway....
Trumpy... you can do stupid things!
Luke! Use the force, Luke!