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304 - Gamera vs. Barugon
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Elisa Farrington
- about 10 hours ago
Joel: I just saw a wire; that wrecks the whole thing!
Servo: You mean this is fake?
Amy L. Sacks
- about 1 month ago
"You are one spooky chick! Do you mind if I don't... call you again?"
Kiri T. Unicorn
- 4 months ago
Tanks of Windex are commissioned by the government! Kids are told by the thousands not to smudge the mirrors!
Kimono Dragon
- 9 months ago
Hi lady. It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are? I ATE THEM! Ha ha! I love that one!
Dangerface
- 12 months ago
"That monster can destroy everything with its tongue." You try saying that without laughing.





I was hoping Servo would fall for Spooky Chick and sing a song to her.
Ram Chips- Good thing: No Kenny! Bad thing: Too much melodrama involving boring people. Gamera didn't get into the act until 1:28 minutes into the film.
Hearts, stars and horse-shoes, clovers and blue-moons. Pots of gold and ra--AHHHHH!!!
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I'm not kidding when I say this was one of my favorite movies as a kid.
I actually have the unabridged version of "The Stand". And yes, it really is that big.
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Love for the "T.G.I. Tokyo's" sketch and the 'bot's impression of little old Upper-Midwestern ladies!
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I'm a HUGE fan of this show, but, Kung Fu is Chinese, as was Bruce Lee. Few too many racial jokes in this one for me. "little nip in the air"? Please, they should be above that type of stuff.
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Why doesn't Barugon get a whiny, annoying, snotty Japanese kid to tell everyone that Barugon has a good heart?
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I hate religious wars! Linux FTW!
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The "5000 Piece Fightin' Men and Monsters Set" bit is probably my favorite host segment. The writing is on the ragged edge of insanity, and Kevin's rapid-fire delivery is perfect!
Giant shredded wheat is deployed!
Joel staring at the camera is messin' with my head, man....
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My family and I were watching a serious documentary on surgical proceedures, and found myself riffing it! They say I need an intervention. I sure am going to miss them.
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I must agree with Servo, on the Mac - ibm (and it's clones) issue.
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Given that pre-re-watching all the MST episodes I was on a Columbo-kick, the "What, are they at a Columbo try-out" (with their beige rain coats) I nearly slid off my chair I was laughing so hard... Ah, the old days!
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Tom is a Mac, Crow is a PC, and Joel has the prettiest eyes and an Amiga. Ah, hardware nostalgia...