304 - Gamera vs. Barugon
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Oh what, is David Lynch directing now?
"May I tell you..."
"...if you please."
I wanna watch the puppy!
I hate it when he plans. There's never enough buns.
"It is my dream to keep flying."
And have my voice dubbed.
It's funny. In color, I expected Gamera to be kind of a strawberry blonde.
Daddy needs his medicine.
There's a knife over there. Aww, the rope not my wrist!
You know I miss my Hot Wheels set.
Joel, can I have a puppy like that?
Hey, drag that nurse along. She might come in handy.
Kiss it. Make it better.
Well, at least he's dying a millionaire.
Boy is he high.
Lee Press On Nails!
Uh oh. Ginsu 2000. Cuts through a lead pipe and still disembowels.
Pants on fire!
Disco's back, frog face, and so am I!
Hey! Jake and Elwood!
Hey, Sonny Rollins is practicing on the bridge again!
“You’re just trying to lay all the blame on us!”
“YEAH… and Scarecrows brain!”
"Hey, I hurt too man."
Gamera will be back in Support Your Local Sheriff! ...nobody knows why.
Do we need to know this for the test?
Somebody get that guy a bra.
You know...you don't see that a lot in nature.
Toyland! Toyland! I can't believe I'm still in Toyland!
"He slipped and fell."
...onto some live grenades.
I'm your boyfriend now! Blluhhh!
I just can't get close to anyone, anymore...
"Ahem... Excuse me. Death where is thy sting? We're waiting!"
You'll Never Eat this Town for Lunch..Again!
Can't run from the Rainbow!
Giant Shredded Wheat is deployed!
'Please get ready to carry it out!' "Get your costumes on!"
'Can we use this against Barugon?' "No, but it's something to do!"
What! are they at a Columbo Tryout?!?
Well, there's something about watching a guy get tongued to death!
I'm so embarrassed! Ruff...Ruff...
She's got the flare-nostriled look I love so much!
Once he gets into the spotlight we're expecting him to do a couple of jazzy show tunes!
The music goes round' and round' and comes out here.
Love is kinda' crazy with a Spooky Little Girl like her.
Why Barugon..you're crying.
You're trying my effectiveness!
She is a Wild Tigress..isn't she!
Hey it's the DJ from Deee-Lite!
Nothin' says Lovin' like somethin' from the Oven'
'None of us have ever dared visit the Valley!' "Ho Ho Ho"
Bob Hope's out there!
Easy on the Vermouth please...and shaken not stirred...
ahhh..the Roadrunner's never gonna' fall for this!
Hey! That's my family!
Hey I hurt too Man!
It's a Boy!! Congratulations!!!
Hey! Has anybody called Dibs yet?!? Dibs!!!!
Pat Morita...denture wearer!
What...did somebody drop a Coke Bottle all of a sudden?
"Hey! it's TV's Mr. T" "I pity those fools!"
Are those Chic Jeans?!?
'and for God's Sake don't Bungle' "in the Jungle"
Oh! It gets bigger every time he tells the story!
Hi..I'm dangerous to myself and others!
Come on play it like you feel it..Mr. Eddie's Father!
Hey! Didn't George Harrison write this song?...Yeah, My Sweet Warlord!
I never knew a cheese-cutter could sound this good!
He had a contract with Whammo!
I can't believe Gamera ate the whole thing!
Charbroiled City....Charbroiled City...Charbroiled City
Looks like a Big Chicken Pot Pie...kinda'...
'Again there was failure!' "and deep personal shame!"
I for one wouldn't Negate Nagata...you gata though!
~Kill the Wabbit....Kill the Wabbit.........Kill the Wabbit~
and maybe, just maybe, in a small way, liberating all monsters everywhere!
Oh, shoot! I should have been out of the cave first! Note to self: Get out of cave before blowing it up.
Even His Royal Neck Brace says so.
I think I see my laundry!
"Mac products are reliable, proven, and they always work." "Oh yeah, what about System 7?" "IT'S COMING, IT'S COMING OKAY?? THERE WERE A FEW BUGS IN IT, OKAY??"
She's buying it! If only I could work up a tear!
Saaaayyyyy - I went with the diamond-thing, but I am NOT going to AROUSE him!
That's it - we're licked...
Poppiiiiiies... Poppies will make him sleeeeep...
What, have their kids got radios in their heads?
Whatever you do, don't hit the inflatable reindeer! Please!
What, did someone drop a Coke bottle all of a sudden?
And now, it's Pink Lady - unplugged!
All scale models were powerless against him...
Crow, if you stay in too long, you'll get wrinkly dear!
*Karen shakes her head*
I could never love you, don't make me laugh.
Gosh your hand is... clammy.
By this time my lungs were aching for air.
That is the last time you can ever do that.
Don't hit... or yell...
Oh that's good, hit him with wicker.
Are you smitten by my eyes by now?
Everything! We've got to lengthen the movie!
Whose line is it? Mine? Yours? Are we done? Is the scene over? Is that a wrap? Oh, we're still rolling.
It's a long drum solo! It's not your place to ask!
I'm carrying Berugons child!
It's a skittles commercial!
I'm your boyfriend now! Blug! Blug! Blugh!
It's ok, Gauguin is here.
"This is my last day, up here" I will serve my Master, down there
He died as he lived... goofy
waabit, kill the waabit, kill the waabit...
If you think of them as two guys in rubber suits, it's real sad.
"Well, that's it --- we're licked."
Are these questions rhetorical?
"C'mon --- play it like you feel it, Mr. Eddie's Father."
He died as he lived, goofy.
"Gamera must have a source of fuel and so from the power plant he extracted electricity to store in his own body."
"I feel so absolutely alone right now."
Solipsism is its own reward.
What about the Z Plan!
Joel: I just saw a wire; that wrecks the whole thing!
Servo: You mean this is fake?
There there dear, let's get you a fresh pint of Type A.
He's dreamin' of big mutated armour-covered rabbits.
I feel like I'm watching Mannix.
You think I was born yesterday? Wait...I was!
Ya know what really burns my butt? Me!
300 degwees? Waja! Cowecting wange, Sir, eh-eh-eh-eh.
"Gamera loves flames." But they go straight to his hips!
It's called Rainbow Valley.
The Care Bears live there!
Come on, play it like you feel it, Mr. Eddie's father.
"You are one spooky chick! Do you mind if I don't... call you again?"
"Welcome to Ellis Island. Your name is now 'Bob Smith'."
"A piece of liver! This movie is fascinating!"
It's the Joy Luck Club Blues Band.
Hey, didn't George Harrison write this song?
I've seen the future of Hip Hop, Joel, and it is Frank.
It's Mr. Bubble, and boy, is he cheesed.
Pat Morita...denture wearer!
Somebody get that guy a bra.
Tanks of Windex are commissioned by the government! Kids are told by the thousands not to smudge the mirrors!
"I pity those fools."
Caution: Filling is hot. And alive.
"A freak may be born." Like Rick James?
You are one spooky chick.
Once he gets into the spotlight, we expect him to do a few show tunes!
Hi lady. It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are? I ATE THEM! Ha ha! I love that one!
Roughly translated, it means, "beat cheeks".
Note to myself... Get out of cave BEFORE blowing it up!
I wonder what his sign was... scorpio?
Hi. I'm dangerous to myself and others.
There's something about a man get tongued to death...
This oughta shud-um-up.
"That monster can destroy everything with its tongue." You try saying that without laughing.
"Then his wife died by the very disease he was curing". "Convenient."
"It gets bigger every time I tell the story!"
"I didn't know a cheese cutter could sound this good!"
Looks like Wembley Stadium after a soccer match.
Water the source of all Sandy Frank movies!
I'll, uh, shoot myself to prove we're friendly.