305 - Stranded in Space
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Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
You rude, impertinent, wonderful man!
This looks like a job for TV Actor.
Boy, they use a lot of Plymouth Fury's on this planet.
"The most dramatic confrontation since Rommel met J.C."
"The Grandpa With The Golden Arm."
"There's milk in the fridge and I made fudge but don't touch the bars they're for bridge!"
"This is really strict security for gettin' your film outta' the Fotomat™, isn't it?"
"Hey, it's the Miss Alternate Universe Pageant!"
"Do you have a two-minute song prepared?"
"Yes, yes. It worked! I'm gonna' score on an interplanetary scale!"
"Never mind the oboe. That always follows me around, you know?"
"Uh, 'A Woman's Secret Fantasy,' Please?"
"Yyyeah! Who needs a honeymoon, man?!?!"
Ha funny face....
Dear Mom, I hate Camp Granada.
A nice, big, juicy SEIZURE....
Kachow? Kachow?? What, is Don Martin working with you guys now?
"I heard that there was a special patient in ROOM 420."
"You know it's not a TIFFANY lamp, it's a DEBBIE GIBSON lamp."
"To work for the Perfect Order is to live in HARMONY and PEACE with one's self. To live in HARMONY and PEACE is man's highest goal."
"NICE ENCYCLOPEDIAS !!"
"Do you believe in PIXIES?"
Note to self: pack more life-saving liquid.
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to my right. Here I am stuck in a made for tv movie with you.
Hikeeba! Gotta go!
[I never thought I'd consider 26,000 miles an hour slow] Until I popped a Dexa-trim!
Careful with the Plymouth!! Er... I mean the Star Duster ... I mean the Terranova-One!!
(forget it, Joel)
Seems we closed our eyes for a little while and when we opened them again Reagan was in office.
There were 2 others on board with me. We heard they were dead and buried... in that order.
Oooo, that's good smack! Mmhmmm!
"Watching this guy sleep is making me tired."
"Can I have some Borcht Dr. Stalin?"
Oh no! They put her in a room with Ike Turner!
*ding ding dong* Crow: Page two...
"...the Perfect Order." Tom: Burger, fries and a shake.
Lobotomy means never having to say you're sorry.......or anything else.
"How about a nice, big, juicy-" SEIZURE!
"Cops" was filmed on location in this guys yard.
My GOD.. your ugly.
Uhh this is a pamphlet on colon cancer, sir.
There are a lot of Chryslers on their planet...
...And over here is where we filmed Dukes of Hazzard-- there's where Boss Hogg got in his accident...
"Been out there long?" A few auditions, a Fruit of the Loom ad, you know...
(Van pulls up) Uh-oh, it's Jame Gumb!
Wait, I think I see Charles Foster Kane's sled!
Oscar~, I've brought another infidel to see you~...
“People used to laugh more then…the were concerts in the park…” Children pulled apart like fresh bread...
Funny how space looks a lot like Sacramento...
I just want to spread you on some toast.
"Emotionally..." you'll always be a little girl.
We're doing acting improv: we're bacon! Fakin'... bacon... bacon...
Everything is the same except everyone is left-handed!