305 - Stranded in Space
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Water, the source of all bad acting
Does that guy realize he's going to get a lobotomy just for fraternizing with that guy?
You ever speedball..Bill?!?
Now let's go have some Naked Lunch
When I'm with her I'm in another world.
Would something please just HAPPEN !?
He started juggling (sniff, sniff) He wasn't very good (sniff, sob) !
Whoah... he struck a "Jack Benny" pose there...
I do ! I do ! I do believe in spooks!
Do you... believe it (or not?)
I can't dedicate my life to this one man. Just one man. "Oh, so he wants to play the field."
That'll pass. So will your suspicions, fears. "Kidney stones."
Our nurses are trained to be discrete. "Ooh, I think I'll test that theory."
"I'LL SHOW YOU BALLS!"...C. FORRESTER
I'd forgotten his name after the lobotomy.
Well, if it isn't Miss I-Won't-Tell-A-Soul.
Do you know how many TV series would be wiped out if this room was blown up?
The grandpa with a golden arm.
The influence of Fritz Lang's Metropolis is evident in every frame.
A little candy for grandpa.
Nice try, Astro Spy.
Krakatoa, east of Java.
That one is courtesy of Paul Revere! The REAL one!
I don't think we should get wrapped up in these credits. I'm sure they have nothing to do with the movie.
This is seen through the eyes of Yule Brenner in Westworld.
Yeah, who needs a honeymoon, man?!?
'I never thought i'd consider 26,000 miles an hour slow' "until I popped a dexatrim"
Oh No, they killed Snuggles!
Well! He'll be perfect or my experiment!
"U turn yourself in."
"Ok, on 1 condition..." we stop at the DAIRY QUEEN!
Now pucker up Buttercup!
Oh great! A planet full of tattletales!
His name isn't Yoda by any chance, is it?
Got any with more pictures?
Alice! Can you make me a sandwich?
Oh, he's not going to sing, is he?
You! You got a problem? Talk to my TA!
Boy! You know how many TV Series would be wiped out if this room was blown up?!?
Never mind the Oboe...that always follows me around you know!
Stop reading over my shoulder!
'Where you headed?' / "Well I was headed to Florida but i guess you ain't got one of those!"
Oh this is your 1st Made For TV Movie then?
'I want to call Cape Kennedy!' / "The Senator's doing some offshore drilling right now!"
Fred MacMurray wants his slippers back!
'Don't be afraid...I won't hurt you!' / "I just want to spread you on some toast!"
Yeah, he's got a Botany 500 Ad to do!
'Well how's our number one patient?' / "Uhh, just went number two Doctor!"
'Don't worry, I'll make up for it when I get back!' / "And How!"
Hey! Was that us?
Now let's see if we can strand this baby!
Hey, it's "I Dream of Jeannie"!
and we ran out of oxygen 2 days ago!
oh! that's bad luck...3 on a transporter!
So.......I suppose you wanna phone home now...
You know that's not a Tiffany lamp.....it's a Debbie Gibson lamp.
It's funny how space looks a lot like Sacramento
Already this movie is like going to the dentist.
"You won't find any obscene reading material in *this* shop..."
- Huh. Then why bother...?
At least they've got a Barnes & Noble...
Hey, look - they in the Brady house!
I'm Marshall Beaudine...
[Hail of machine-gun fire] Now, we make 'im talk...
Uh... UH... I wanna paint you!
Oh wait a minute. I've got an idea! A wonderful, beautiful, earthly idea!
Oh yeah? Well here's a left-handed one!
He's turned into a little light!
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Previously on: Baretta.
Tonight: a very special episode of T.J. Hooker.
This week on: Masterpiece Theatre.
I just want my hair back!
He's going to put all their clothes on?
♪Seventies theme show music, seventies theme show music, seventies theme show music.♪
Well now this is a visually compelling sci-fi flick, hm? They must've used the same production designer as Blade Runner I'd say.
Yeah, the influence of Fritz Lang's Metropolis is apparent in every frame.
Oh clearly evident.
She makes love just like a woman, she takes love just like a woman, but she breaks... just like a little girl.
"I don't even know your name."
I'm THX1138, who are you?
Hey, that's pretty, that's my mother's name.
"Everything checks out ok."
And so do I.
You have lovely skin...
I think he's getting better!
Lobotomy means never having to say you're sorry!
It kinda reminds me of Terry Gilliam's Brazil, really kind of a surrealistic visionary Eraserhead quality...
"Did u ever see anyone starve to death?" --What did u have in mind?
"What did you tell him?"
"Stop hitting me!"
We're having Ray Bolger practice!
This is a movie, this is a movie on drugs, any questions?
That's one for Florida!
Servo: Like, what's she gonna do, tell a squirrel?
Joel: Maybe a woodchuck.
Servo: Oh, I never thought of that!
You rude, impertinent, wonderful man!
This looks like a job for TV Actor.
Boy, they use a lot of Plymouth Fury's on this planet.
"The most dramatic confrontation since Rommel met J.C."
"The Grandpa With The Golden Arm."
"There's milk in the fridge and I made fudge but don't touch the bars they're for bridge!"
"This is really strict security for gettin' your film outta' the Fotomat™, isn't it?"
"Hey, it's the Miss Alternate Universe Pageant!"
"Do you have a two-minute song prepared?"
"Yes, yes. It worked! I'm gonna' score on an interplanetary scale!"
"Never mind the oboe. That always follows me around, you know?"
"Uh, 'A Woman's Secret Fantasy,' Please?"
"Yyyeah! Who needs a honeymoon, man?!?!"
Ha funny face....
Dear Mom, I hate Camp Granada.
A nice, big, juicy SEIZURE....
Kachow? Kachow?? What, is Don Martin working with you guys now?
"I heard that there was a special patient in ROOM 420."
"You know it's not a TIFFANY lamp, it's a DEBBIE GIBSON lamp."
"To work for the Perfect Order is to live in HARMONY and PEACE with one's self. To live in HARMONY and PEACE is man's highest goal."
"NICE ENCYCLOPEDIAS !!"
"Do you believe in PIXIES?"
Note to self: pack more life-saving liquid.
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to my right. Here I am stuck in a made for tv movie with you.
Hikeeba! Gotta go!
[I never thought I'd consider 26,000 miles an hour slow] Until I popped a Dexa-trim!
Careful with the Plymouth!! Er... I mean the Star Duster ... I mean the Terranova-One!!
(forget it, Joel)
Seems we closed our eyes for a little while and when we opened them again Reagan was in office.
There were 2 others on board with me. We heard they were dead and buried... in that order.
Oooo, that's good smack! Mmhmmm!
"Watching this guy sleep is making me tired."
"Can I have some Borcht Dr. Stalin?"
Oh no! They put her in a room with Ike Turner!
*ding ding dong* Crow: Page two...
"...the Perfect Order." Tom: Burger, fries and a shake.
Lobotomy means never having to say you're sorry.......or anything else.
"How about a nice, big, juicy-" SEIZURE!
"Cops" was filmed on location in this guys yard.
My GOD.. your ugly.
Uhh this is a pamphlet on colon cancer, sir.
There are a lot of Chryslers on their planet...
...And over here is where we filmed Dukes of Hazzard-- there's where Boss Hogg got in his accident...
"Been out there long?" A few auditions, a Fruit of the Loom ad, you know...
(Van pulls up) Uh-oh, it's Jame Gumb!
Wait, I think I see Charles Foster Kane's sled!
Oscar~, I've brought another infidel to see you~...
“People used to laugh more then…the were concerts in the park…” Children pulled apart like fresh bread...
Funny how space looks a lot like Sacramento...
I just want to spread you on some toast.
"Emotionally..." you'll always be a little girl.
We're doing acting improv: we're bacon! Fakin'... bacon... bacon...
Everything is the same except everyone is left-handed!