307 - Daddy-O
|Short - Alphabet Antics:|
Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
Crow - "Ohhh, rignt in Chablis!"
Crow - "Coming up on dead plot curve."
"What time do you get your pants lowered?"
"Have you ever thought about being evil? I mean really evil?"
"Wow, I'm my own Saturday Night thing..."
"Let's see: Jockstrap, 'nother jockstrap... This guy really liked jockstraps!"
"This place must have a wood-burning Nautilus™!"
"Gotham City: 14 Miles."
"Hey, it's Cap'n Kangaroo and Mr. Green Jeans out clubbing!"
"Today's youth: Hopped up on crack, crystal meth, formaldehyde, process opium, tar heroin, and-- pomade!"
"Y'know, I never had that much fun as a kid."
"A cat can dress up like a little queen."
"If you're into that sort of thing."
"It doesn't matter how slow I go --- I'll catch up to her. My son's the editor."
Cheese it! It's the dairy police!
' THE HELL IS CHECHER?!
--Hey, it's a milkman. --I think it's one of the Dead Milkmen.
"P is for pelican, whose beak can hold more than his belly can." P is for plagiarism from Ogden Nash.
YOU VILL DANCE VITH ME EVA!
"I know you'd look great in a DANCING BEAR costume. I don't mind telling you."
"He's singing the LEFT side of the MENU."
Hike, Hike, HIKE! HIKE your pants up, Hike up your britches like ME! YEAH! Hike up your britches like me!!! HOLY Love of all things Good, I SWEAR this segment was GOLD! Some of the BEST moments in MST, imho, is the sketches that mirror or build upon scenes or characters. Truly gut bustin' good!!! And 4 this, I owe all involved in MST my debt of gratitude! May this laughter therapy known as MST3K Last FOREVER!
Oh... and, hike your pants up!
"I got this thing figured out, Janet." Yeah, you turn these little knobs and the water comes out.
It's the Georgia Juvenile Corrections System!
LOOK OUT! There's a huge, shapely woman lounging next to the boat!
"She enters a room before she enters a room"
"You saw the skidmarks" on my underwear.
"F is for fun, fun in the sun, fun in the schoolyard when classes are done." -Fun on the hot slide when you burn your buns!
"Beats me." HE DOES?
Looks more like B is for back problem.
What do you think of my club - foot!
X is for existential dilemma...
T is for tormented, tortured and teased!
"He's in when he's in; he's out when he's not." Ooh, deep.
P is for PETA who's boycotting this!
Once? O is for once? What, was there a writers' strike?
N is for float... huh??
"Want some?" SLAP BANG "I want an answer!"
I hope we've touched you with a little bit of our evil :)
WHAT THE HELL IS CHECHER!
We're going to kill you, but, we have to stop at a cash machine first.
I can see! I can seeeee!
Fifth floor: notions... ready-to-wear... Charles Mingus.
Phil's got a problem... down There.
John Williams before he heard Stravinsky- classic
"Just as I promised, I've come up with a solution." We'll inject it straight into your head.
I can see through your clothes now.
D is for Damned, as in "Village of the".
"I trust you 60%."
"It's a child farm!"
Like my hair? I just mowed it.
"Return to Papillon"
Why couldn't it have been him on the plane instead of Buddy Holly?
"Thanks Mom...nice caboose...what am I saying?!"
Wait 'til I break yer jaw, YEAH! Wait 'til I break yer jaw!
Hike, hike, hike, hike your pants up...
"Carl. My name's Carl."
"What is that? Grease on the celing?" "Well, Grease IS the word..."