307 - Daddy-O
|Short - Alphabet Antics:|
Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
Can the Stanislavski and let's read a letter.
(Orson Wells voice) Here in the wine cellars of Earnest and Julio Gallo...
"If, for some reason, you are not back within an hour" -- the first runner up will take your place.
If Obsession is a crime, then declare me guilty.
(Orson Wells voice) We will sell no dope before its time.
(Orson Wells voice) In the fourth quatrain, Nostradamus predicted that this film would result in bloodshed, the distruction of England. a cigar for me, and a couple of magic tricks on Carson.
Crow:(Regan voice) The driver is either missing or he's... Remember that one? Tom: Oh, that's a call back... Crow Uh-huh...
"Any venture business involves risque." -- I learned that at Harvard Business School, you know.
Toga. Toga! TOGA! TOGA!
J is for jumping a wall. J is for the jump, but B is for the bump you get when you jump and you fall.
And you break your neck, back, pelvis and all
D is for damned, as in village of.
The cut-away caught fire!
Hey... These are all boys.
"It only hurts when I breathe." Then don't breathe.
"Yeah well he better have our dough." Because we've still got to make that pizza.
"Wait 'till I get you home." I hope he doesn't live with his folks.
I'll kiss you on the knee caps.
"I'm disappointed you didn't knock." Or bring any butter.
Hey look, a lamp... oh.
Hi! "No, I wish I was. He he."
Hi, still here.
Yeah, I like to watch.
He's singing the left side of the menu.
"What do ya say?" Don't touch me.
"Listen doll, you're going to kill somebody driving like that." Thanks.
... and no child labor laws.
Hey, Boo Radley!
Hey, there's Jack Klugman and Tony Randall.
Heyyy, remember what he did to the apple!
COP: "...destruction of city property, trespassing and reckless driving..."
DADDY-O: " Look, I know all that..."
CROW: " Do I get the job or not?"
"This movie sucks!"
'O' is for the Obscene Treatment of Animals.
Oh No! We've killed him! Joel Robinson dead at 31!
Say! Those pants are kinda' high aren't they?!?
Hey! It's Joe Cocker!
'A bank account for 5 thousand skins!' "Oh he was a trapper!"
'that's the trouble' "with Tribbles"
Isn't that where Darrin and Samantha live?
Well no one else has these /\/\ !
Hey it's Cannon!
No! I don't want a flat-top!
They must be sitting in the Slang Section?
Like my hair? I just mowed it!
I can get this kind of abuse at the Kennedy Mansion!
Better towel down!
We're having an adventure. Just like the Goonies.
I don't think we'll ever find any night crawlers.
Oh, I remember - Alt Function 7!
Just heading out down to the freezer to get some Fudgecicles...
I know it's bad luck, but you're already *in* the movie...
Well, back to cat-burglar school...
- I'm gettin' hungry!
- Well, now, he's singing about the continental breakfast...
Not a necktie to be seen - where's out country going?!
DADDY-O... Must be Harry O's father...
Okay, now, cough...
It looks like the Harvard sculling team!
O is for the obscene treatment of animals!
Hey, gang. Here's a gesture for ya.
Have you ever thought about being evil...I mean really evil?
"You VILL dance viz me EVAAAA!!"
Pssst, I don't know if you know this but that's Lou Reed from The Velvet Underground...
Hey look, it's Buster Keaton on guitar!
Hey, she DOES look like Lou Reed, from the 'Transformer' album... now I get it!
Hey, is that a Claes Oldenburg ameba on the wall?
"Hey Duke, where does that crazy chick live?" Frances Farmer?
"Like I said, anything goes..." ...Cole Porter.
Vandals!... Stole the handles.
"Bill..." We're all gonna die alone and afraid.
That kid is HUGE!
"And sometimes a cute little piggy or two..." Uh,but now you have to call them flight attendants!
"Look out! He's coming through!"
I don't care.
I christen this scene: bad.
"No one has ever beaten him through that before!"
Well no one else has ~these~.
*Phil starts singing and the camera cuts to Jana*
She's having second thoughts.
I think this is 'Duel 2: The Trucker's Story'.
I'm gonna call my agent and get me out of this film!
Hey she caught her back fat in the door she's trapped!
It's a buttery little champagne...
When is that butter going to get here?
I have some good news for you... John 3:16! :P
No that's the candle!
You wouldn't the police know you were out driving....naked!
Are you high? I wish... Huh huh!
D is for Damned, as in village of...
Yesterday pizza, today butter, tomorrow the world!
"Well clue me, who are you now?" Otto Von Cheesebiscuit!
Bruce's Gym, now with THREE full pieces of equipment!
"I don't think there's -anything- he could teach -me-" Oh yeah? What about Trig or Calculus; FORTRAN or COBOL?!
Zip it, Frank. >:(
Death, death, death, candy baby...
Ahh! Look out, he's got a gun! O-oh..
"I know that chick. I know that chick!" It's your sister, you dope!
Excuse me! Pardon me! Coming through! Pregnant lady! Oh look, I'm spilling! I'm spilling! Look out! Uh-oh!
Got a stummy-ache?~
Hey Barnie! Get me a 30-count of 200-miligram Tagamet!
Crow - "Ohhh, rignt in Chablis!"
Crow - "Coming up on dead plot curve."
"What time do you get your pants lowered?"
"Have you ever thought about being evil? I mean really evil?"
"Wow, I'm my own Saturday Night thing..."
"Let's see: Jockstrap, 'nother jockstrap... This guy really liked jockstraps!"
"This place must have a wood-burning Nautilus™!"
"Gotham City: 14 Miles."
"Hey, it's Cap'n Kangaroo and Mr. Green Jeans out clubbing!"
"Today's youth: Hopped up on crack, crystal meth, formaldehyde, process opium, tar heroin, and-- pomade!"
"Y'know, I never had that much fun as a kid."
"A cat can dress up like a little queen."
"If you're into that sort of thing."
"It doesn't matter how slow I go --- I'll catch up to her. My son's the editor."
Cheese it! It's the dairy police!
' THE HELL IS CHECHER?!
--Hey, it's a milkman. --I think it's one of the Dead Milkmen.
"P is for pelican, whose beak can hold more than his belly can." P is for plagiarism from Ogden Nash.
YOU VILL DANCE VITH ME EVA!
"I know you'd look great in a DANCING BEAR costume. I don't mind telling you."
"He's singing the LEFT side of the MENU."
Hike, Hike, HIKE! HIKE your pants up, Hike up your britches like ME! YEAH! Hike up your britches like me!!! HOLY Love of all things Good, I SWEAR this segment was GOLD! Some of the BEST moments in MST, imho, is the sketches that mirror or build upon scenes or characters. Truly gut bustin' good!!! And 4 this, I owe all involved in MST my debt of gratitude! May this laughter therapy known as MST3K Last FOREVER!
Oh... and, hike your pants up!
"I got this thing figured out, Janet." Yeah, you turn these little knobs and the water comes out.
It's the Georgia Juvenile Corrections System!
LOOK OUT! There's a huge, shapely woman lounging next to the boat!
"She enters a room before she enters a room"
"You saw the skidmarks" on my underwear.
"F is for fun, fun in the sun, fun in the schoolyard when classes are done." -Fun on the hot slide when you burn your buns!
"Beats me." HE DOES?
Looks more like B is for back problem.
What do you think of my club - foot!
X is for existential dilemma...
T is for tormented, tortured and teased!
"He's in when he's in; he's out when he's not." Ooh, deep.
P is for PETA who's boycotting this!
Once? O is for once? What, was there a writers' strike?
N is for float... huh??
"Want some?" SLAP BANG "I want an answer!"
I hope we've touched you with a little bit of our evil :)
WHAT THE HELL IS CHECHER!
We're going to kill you, but, we have to stop at a cash machine first.
I can see! I can seeeee!
Fifth floor: notions... ready-to-wear... Charles Mingus.
Phil's got a problem... down There.
John Williams before he heard Stravinsky- classic
"Just as I promised, I've come up with a solution." We'll inject it straight into your head.
I can see through your clothes now.
D is for Damned, as in "Village of the".
"I trust you 60%."
"It's a child farm!"
Like my hair? I just mowed it.
"Return to Papillon"
Why couldn't it have been him on the plane instead of Buddy Holly?
"Thanks Mom...nice caboose...what am I saying?!"
Wait 'til I break yer jaw, YEAH! Wait 'til I break yer jaw!
Hike, hike, hike, hike your pants up...
"Carl. My name's Carl."
"What is that? Grease on the celing?" "Well, Grease IS the word..."