308 - Gamera vs. Gaos
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Farmer: "my horses! My cows! My men!
Crow: Everything that I love.
As Itchy is screaming at the farmers to leave his grandfather alone.
Crow: "Quick, put pencil under his tongue"
Crow: Hey could we get this sub-plot out of the road, please? C'mon. Trying to kill a monster here.
"The leaders are in the lab creating a suitable substitute (for blood.)"
Joel: So why don't you two head over there"
Crow: I'm sending over a couple of blood donors.
"(we've) created a substance that is similar to human blood both in smell and it taste."
Servo: "Who tested it?
"Goas is known to like human blood."
Crow: "Hey, but who doesn't"
Servo: "Holiday Inn; towering a full four stories over the city."
"We have to lure him (Gaos) into daylight."
Servo "Then we can beat the daylights out of him.
I know, I know, I have a good heart and I love children.
Crow - "Yeah, bring the stuff, the crap, and the junk...and that thing."
Tom Servo - "...and the other thing."
"I didn't know TENNESSEE TUXEDO was in this movie."
PIZZA !!! PIZZA !!!
"You know wild horses couldn't drag this plot any further."
"That's what the Japanese Eye Doctor drives, a Cataract."
"He's got the PEZ jaw going here, every time he screams a piece of candy comes out."
"Listen... Isaac Stern? Yitzak Perlman? No, it's Yo-Yo Ma!"
"My Mama was a saint!"
"Hey, they're flying over a pot roast! Looks delicious!"
"And there's a little pocket of mint jelly!... And the mint jelly's attacking!"
"And, the student body of Yale, as the townspeople."
It's good, but it's not as good as blood classic!
"He's moving up!" To the East Side...
"Hey, stop that!" You'll go blind!
Will somebody milk Grampa?? He's in a lot of pain!
How's that pole coming, Mom?
All right, it's a last resort, but send up the peal & eat humans!
Hey, they char-broiled his foot - Get the KC Masterpiece!
Grace Jones takes one to the head!
I can't believe I'm hiding behind a dingleberry!
Welcome to this week's edition of "Eat the Press"
... so why don't you two head over there. (they leave)
Yeah, I'm sending over a couple of blood donors.
DIE! FROG! DIE!
Come inside honey, let's get you some pancake batter.
Oh no, it's the cast of head injury playhouse!
Itchy did an etch ah sketch.
I should've taken that job @ Honda.
Mom,if the U.N. calls I'm playing with my slot car.
I don't know where my friend went but there's a pile of poop here with shoes in it.
hey kids, the word of the day is : Booger! boogerboogerboogerbooger-WAH!
Do all Japanese children have to dress like Fisher Price people?