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309 - The Amazing Colossal Man



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SuperJaneEyre - 22 days ago

I don't know if it's just on my tablet or what but the video's audio is playing at a super slowed down speed, and I need to say, the theme music sounds REALLY COOL slowed down haha, makes me think of like Devo, but somehow...haunting.


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Joseph C Goodson - 3 months ago

I just realized that a segment of a Simpsons' Halloween special was based on this movie, "Attack of the 50-Foot Eyesores."


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Sean Barry - 3 months ago

Hahaha too bad Mike didn't step on NSA headquarters. Also, Satellites in the Gut would be a good name for my next album.


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Bolt Vanderhuge - 4 months ago

I'm somehow going to work the phrase, "Ah! Anarchy, anarchy, anarchy!", into a conversation soon.


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Tom Nathe - 5 months ago

The Las Vegas TV report's name, H. Wells - An Easter Egg to H.G. Wells' book "Food of the Gods"? Which also happens to be a Burt I. Gordon film as well.


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Realistic Action Batch - 5 months ago

Such great host segments in this one. Amazing Colossal Joel still cracks me up every time. "No. Ahhh. I'm huge."


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Tom Nathe - 8 months ago

This was one of my first sci-fi films I ever saw. Watched the ending on TV in the early '60's and even then, I thought it was cheesey.


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Michael S - 8 months ago

The riffs in this one, especially in the "hospital" are some of my favorites... I just love this one!


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Kim Spence Dean - 9 months ago

Both Glenn Manning episodes are huge (!) favorites in this house. We are forever quoting them.


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Charles White - 9 months ago

The doctor with the giant hypodermic needle is the funniest thing I saw in the movie -- except the part where Glen harpoons the doc with it.


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Bruce Box-Liker - 10 months ago

You've got to love that scientist's reaction to being asked how a man could have survived the nuclear blast:

"Obviously, there was just some sort of freak, unknown condition by which he was protected, and then he magically healed for some reason even though that's impossible by all logic and reason! GEEZ! What's the big MYSTERY?"

I want to know what it's like to be in the lab with a scientist like this. I'm imagining him receiving a grant to research a cure to rabies, and then he calls a press conference to say, "GOD! Obviously rabies could be cured with either a really, super-sciencey medical substance or some kind of crazy procedure that would make rabies go away! Now GET OF MY FRIGGIN' BACK!"


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Elisa Farrington - 10 months ago

I liked this episode because they didn't use their stock riffs like 'Skipper... Little Buddy...Skipper!, By this time my lungs were aching for air, Bite me!, McCloud!, Ahhh Rickyyyyy!!! and 'I thought you were Dale!'.


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Mike Sgro - 10 months ago

heres a scary thought imagine if Glenn got diarrhea lol.....sorry


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Kelly Slane - 11 months ago

Looove plant!Kevin XD


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Richard Deakin - 11 months ago

First time for everything, I correct myself lol. Dr. Lindstrom was in "She Creature" it's his twin brother that was in "Screaming Skull' My badd. Well hell, they look alike there twins ok :-)


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Richard Deakin - 11 months ago

Nice dive off the dam, whoooaaa lol. I remember The MST3K Hr. totally scene-cut the hell out of this movie to make room to fit it in 2 smaller 1 hr. sets. Wasn't Dr. Lindstrom the evil jerky scheming husband in "The Screaming Skull"?


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chris kaprys - 12 months ago

not technically a riff, but at 00:27:21 Tom whipping his whole body around to follow the dialogue volley while you can hear his arms smacking the chair .. it just had me giggling uncontrollably :D


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Steve Hayes - about 1 year ago

"Hello baabyyyyYYY!"


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Ernest Philpott - about 1 year ago

You know, of all the stink piles I've seen these guys riff, with their B-Movie pseudo-science and mis-placed terror about atomic energy and all, the scientific explanation in this one is probably the most painful. I might need a lie down after that "single-celled heart" schpiel... WOW


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Fredrick Stafford - about 1 year ago

Whoa, that was close! This one almost broke me. Thank goodness they never made a sequel to this debacle because I don’t think I could….huh, what? They what…D'oh!


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jli@hush.com - about 1 year ago

The real tragedy here is this all negates the plutonium bomb’s usefulness as a weapon of mass destruction.


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jli@hush.com - about 1 year ago

"We have two helicopters but only one pilot." Brilliant budgeting.


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jli@hush.com - about 1 year ago

"What sin could a man commit in a single lifetime to bring this upon himself?" Maybe it has something to do with shooting a Korean man in the face.


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jli@hush.com - about 1 year ago

"He must have protected his eyes with his arms. He put them up when the blast hit." Well it's a good thing he can move faster than light then.


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ICEyun - about 1 year ago

Re-uploaded and added episode. Enjoy, MSTies! =D


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Dan Rudy - about 1 year ago

Alright, it's back! Thanks for finding this.


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Mitchell - about 1 year ago

What a maroon! What an ignoranimous!!


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Kelly Slane - over 1 year ago

As a biology major, the scientific explanation "the heart is made up of a single cell and that's why it isn't growing as fast" made me burst out laughing. Seriously, writers? I mean sure, amazing colossal man, but if you give a scientific fact, CHECK IT!! Sheesh.


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Austin Strong - over 1 year ago

Hey, Mike doesn't look half bad in jeans and a bald-cap.


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Puma Man - over 1 year ago

I lost it at "...and his heart will literally explode". Didn't even need the riff.


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Puma Man - over 1 year ago

Hello, photosynthesizing Kevin Murphy!


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Kevin W. Reames - almost 2 years ago

Pity this came along before the "What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas" ad campaign...


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Kimono Dragon - almost 2 years ago

Classic 50's "all exposition" flick. "Before we do this, let's take 10 minutes to describe what we are doing." Love the complete corn-ball age of movies.