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309 - The Amazing Colossal Man
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"Would you mind if I tried something on my own?" "What is it?" Oh, some crystal-meth in a leather clown suit!
"The body is like a factory."
"There's a lot of underpaid workers in it?"
"It's light and refreshing-- No, it's zesty and I- I think I see cheese on the wings!"
"His heart will literately explode." - So don't wear a white dress that day.
"Make sure he gets penicillin and cortisone around the clock." - And keep stuffing him with cilantro.
"Ask them to report anything unusual, missing cattle, broken fences..." Big guys...
-"By all accounts he should have died..."
-How?
-"...in the blast."
-Oh.
Tom and Joel: (singing) Scarecroooooow.... Scarecrooooooow...
Crow: Scare me?
"Things like this just happen, there doesn't have to be a reason."
Oh, he's a Calvinist.
Susie thinks she doesn't need a seatbelt. Watch Susie go ballistic through the windshield!
Oh, why do they keep putting these little chairs in here? They just do it to bug me!
"What sin could a man commit in a single lifetime to bring this upon himself?" (No riff required.)
"Why did this have to happen to him?" Because he's rock stupid, honey. "Things like this just happen. There doesn't have to be a reason." Oh, He's a Calvinist.
"How long have you known Colonel Manning?"
-What are you doing after he's dead?
"Do you know what they wrote about me in the college yearbook?" "Dickweed?"
-Why, why, why, why does it have to happen? -Which question do you want me to answer first?
"[...] To give you a simplified laymen's explanation -" Crow: He's really big.
"Who else, but a clown would have an expandable sarong like this?" Oh, Shelley Winters.
"No..no..I can see his pulse! He's alive but...his head's gone!"
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not technically a riff, but at 00:27:21 Tom whipping his whole body around to follow the dialogue volley while you can hear his arms smacking the chair .. it just had me giggling uncontrollably :D
"Hello baabyyyyYYY!"
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You know, of all the stink piles I've seen these guys riff, with their B-Movie pseudo-science and mis-placed terror about atomic energy and all, the scientific explanation in this one is probably the most painful. I might need a lie down after that "single-celled heart" schpiel... WOW
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Whoa, that was close! This one almost broke me. Thank goodness they never made a sequel to this debacle because I don’t think I could….huh, what? They what…D'oh!
The real tragedy here is this all negates the plutonium bomb’s usefulness as a weapon of mass destruction.
"We have two helicopters but only one pilot." Brilliant budgeting.
"What sin could a man commit in a single lifetime to bring this upon himself?" Maybe it has something to do with shooting a Korean man in the face.
"He must have protected his eyes with his arms. He put them up when the blast hit." Well it's a good thing he can move faster than light then.
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Re-uploaded and added episode. Enjoy, MSTies! =D
Alright, it's back! Thanks for finding this.
What a maroon! What an ignoranimous!!
They have this episode on VHS at my liabrary. I watched twice with my dad. Apparently, he saw the original movie when he was a kid.
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As a biology major, the scientific explanation "the heart is made up of a single cell and that's why it isn't growing as fast" made me burst out laughing. Seriously, writers? I mean sure, amazing colossal man, but if you give a scientific fact, CHECK IT!! Sheesh.
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Hey, Mike doesn't look half bad in jeans and a bald-cap.
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I lost it at "...and his heart will literally explode". Didn't even need the riff.
Hello, photosynthesizing Kevin Murphy!
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Pity this came along before the "What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas" ad campaign...
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Classic 50's "all exposition" flick. "Before we do this, let's take 10 minutes to describe what we are doing." Love the complete corn-ball age of movies.