311 - It Conquered the World
|Short - Snow Thrills:|
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I believe in peanut butter.
"Uh, Honey, I think we're growing apart. We don't have the same interests anymore. You wanna' conquer the world, and I wanna' put a shop in the basement."
"Oh, just get a pair of scissors and cut the string!"
"Well, I'm finally home, after a breathtaking tour of Cornwall."
"Ah, the night they raided Minsky's!"
"Oh, wait! I want that coupon!"
"Do not adjust your set. We can make it stupid."
"It's a safe and fun way to blow a Saturday! Or... a KNEE!"
"Let's talk about shrinkage, shall we?!"
"Daaaad, would you make her get off the ice?! Look at 'er!!"
Tom Servo - "New from Wham-O"
Meanwhile in a Samuel Fuller film not far away...
"It's the biggest one-man thrill..." I know a better one. Forget I said that.
--Ice skaters, young and old, die from flashing blades. --You know, where I come from, they arrest flashing blades.
It's Sigmund the sea monster!
Well, the world's coming to an end, and Peter still looks darn snappy!
I invented diet shampoo
On Sally Jesse Raphael: Shii-joring.
It's a safety cone gone horribly wrong!!
The guy holds the fate of the world in his hands and he can't drive a stick!
It's the craw! ... Not the craw, THE CRAW!
(remember your "Get Smart" trivia, folks!)
"Oh, the ming vase!" "Ah, it was old anyway."
Come on, give Uncky a big kiss. mmmnnmnmn
"There's a mugger...run!"
Yes, it's never too early to fuse your spinal cord together. In a few years, these children will be addicted to pain killers. But for now, little Billy is paralyzed!
Grab the mail, would ya please?
Cross country shiing amid skenes of winter magnifichense in Sanada's shnow-sovered playgroundsh.
General Nuisance. Major Indifference. Colonel... Popcorn.
"Your hands are human but your mind is enemy." "And I won't bring up your feet."
Next on Biography; Me being terrorized by a giant, plastic, flying mitten.
She'll die first! She's useless and outdated and...I'm gonna tell on her.
You know, half way through the dinner my fillet got up and beat the hell out of my coffee, and my coffee was too weak to defend itself!
Joel: She must be Venus. Crow: Nah, too many arms.
Honey, honey, I met the general and I got this jeep and I saw a bat and... I got a job on Biography!
Venus, if you will, send me a girl, to thrill with all the charms of you, over
Oh....... you mean ah balloon ?
Just KILL it don't play with it.
Gunsmoke? It'll never work. Call my brother.
There goes another pop singer.
He's planting an electrode in her septum right now.
"One of the most popular sports in the winter is Shiing. ANd yes that's the correct pronunciation." "Oh yeah? Well you're full of skit."
Oh, we see some of the Polar Bear Club didn't make it out of the hole.
It's the 'agony of defeat' auditions!
"He learned, almost too late...that man was a feeling creature"
Bad Carrot! Baaad Bad!
So much for military intelligence. Oxymoron.
oooooOOoooOoo Is the great Peter Graves going to kill me?