312 - Gamera vs. Guiron
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What a kiss-up...Cripes!
Look out he's got his Oyster Knife at the ready!
He sounds like a Cat! Turtle-Cat..
You know this is just like Hamlet...everybody dies!
It's got the Fins of a 57' Dodge!
How much is that Doggie in the window?!?
This happens to me every movie...just when i get a little quiet time..those kids!
Will the Caped Crusader escape!
Mind if I smell your daughter?
'If they come back I'll spank Tom..30 times for punishment' "I'm Tom! Spank Me!!!"
'Bad Boys' "You can spank us now!"
Sounds like The Ventures are tuning up!
Oh! There going to the Guggenheim!
Hey! your friend became a Hare Krishna!
Hikeeba Jimmy Carter!
Oh! He's all starry-eyed!
Rock crushes Scissors!
Thunderbirds are Go!!!!
~Shave and Lobotomy...Two Bits!~
Hello! Thank you! Hello and thank you! Hello!
Uh..Why are you rotating the Biscuit Holder?!?
Can I borrow some Nylons?
Hey..it's a Turtle Under Glass!
'Gamera is..the friend of children' "Hmmm?" "Yeah because he doesn't know any monsters his own age"
Chick's got a spell on me!
Oh No! He's a Cop! They're busted!
Oh that one...he's on the mescalin'!
She's a Man-Eater!
Hey! There he is! That's right! The Studliest Monster of them all! Me! Gamera!
Boy! He had to..go like Seabiscuit!
Now that one..he's hard on shoes!
Oh..that's his trademark laugh we're hearing there...
Well there's Uncle Joe...He's flying kinda low at The Junction!
Here comes Ole Flat-Top!
That is most certainly a reason for concern!
I wonder if we're dead?
Wow! there on the Howard Johnson Planet!
In Space no one can hear you spin!
Cause it wants to go FASTERRR!
Gamera can do the Hoochie-koo!
'Tom! you shouldn't have fooled around with the switches'..."D'OH"
Let's play Pop-a-Matic!
It's Cool Hand Luke! "shakin' the bush..Boss!"
Christopher Murphy? Boy the Japanese have some funny names!
Wait a minute you’re German.
Hey, there’s half a worm in here.
It’s a PLANET!
Welcome to Singapore Airlines.
Uh-oh, I feel a number coming on.
-Oh it’s a bunch of Christmas lights against a brick wall.
-Who would believe that?
-That would be really cheap wouldn’t it?
you die Joe!!!!
Akio, why do you have that GLAZED look on your face?
Now, before I play the piano, I'd like to tell you about my brother, George.
What's with the traffic accidents?!"
...its a space rabbit!
They appear to be making some kind of fashion statement.
"You are naughty!"
I CONDEMN YOU TO DEATH!
Oh, SHE was the Jackal...!
Hey! There's half a worm in here!
This ipecac is really tasty!
I dreamt of a big pool of scotch...
It's Vanessa Redgrave!
"That's hard to say."
Seems like it's pretty hard to DUB, too.
Welcome, Pink Lady!!!
"We're from the Padding Department --- where are the plot holes?"
"Do you mind if I smell your daughter?"
"Hello!" "Thank you!"
It's a huge number 2 pencil!
I gotta go julienne somethin'.
You sang like a canary!
I'm tired of saving little boys. Kenny, Ichy,...who's next?
L.L. Bean rhubarb...Eddie Bauer rhubarb... J Crew rhubarb...Brigadiere rhubarb... Botany 500 rhubarb...Penny's rhubarb...Channel 9 rhubarb... Nuclear family rhubarb.
Hey, he's a skinhead now. He's gonna go throw a chair at Geraldo.
This could lead to further developments in our adventure, which we are having now, as did the Goonies!
Nyow we're gonna keel you.
It's Cool Hand Luke! 'Shakin the bush, boss!'
Are we not Mom? Or am I DEVO?
"Take me too." ...the river! Drop me in the water!
I'm first! I wish to be the first to be crushed!
"Aww, we're in trouble." I told you not to play doctor.
"We're from the padding department. Where's the plot-hole?"
I think he's going to sing "Nothing Compares To You!"
I think he's gonna sing "Nothing Compares To You!"
Hah! My sister's a spoon, my brother's a toothpick!
Oh no! Gamera blew a valve!
Help! I'm being whisked into Housewares!
He has adult breath.
♩Why did they have to shoot my sign?♩
♩I'm just a twisted, lonely guy. ♩
What is it with this kid and the traffic accidents!?!?
Oh, the whole movie's going to be a slideshow!
"Remember, the next time if you are naughty again...I'll shave your heads!"
"My name is Kondo" (Master of Darkness)
" I saw Gamera kissing Santa Claus. "
"I may be ugly, but I'm fast."
Kids brains always taste better when they've been thinking about donuts!
That was no ordinary rrrabbit. Look at the bones!!
I'll paint any child for just $49.95.
I bet he drinks Cutty Sark. I bet he listens to Mack the Knife.
You die Joel! Thank you.
Ernest Borgnine is Gamera.
"When the whip comes down, you will see who rules, you twisted old fruits!"
You know, this is just like Hamlet. Everybody dies.
You know guys, it just dawned on me how weird this film is! It's kinda goofy...
-He should really tell his sister his name.
Gotta get a spoon!
It's ok I planted a bomb on her
This looks like a job for "corncob"
Don't start with me, donut!
"When I'm happy, my glasses always come down!"
And so do my pants!
I'll show her! I'm gonna grow up to break up the Beatles!
They will all die by Gamera's hand!
"Behave, or I will take away . . ." YOUR LIFE!
Now we have Commerrrciallll Siiiiiign!
Gamera is really neat! He is filled with turtle meat! We're all eating Gaaamerrraaaaaaaa!
Hello! Hello! Thank you! Hello! Thank you! Thank you! Hello! Thank you!
Simon! Theodore! ALVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quit while you're "a head!"
Don't start with me, Marthaaa!!
Hi - key - baa...
My GOD..... that kid looks like shes' 50----
It's Michael Jackson & he's armed !!
Mach 33 eeeeeeee
Why must we sing this stupid song?
It's getting really an-noy-ing
We apologize it's la-ame
We are filled with shame.
It must be a substitute teacher today ...WE'VE SEEN THIS ALREADY!!!
"We control the laws of nature." And you still dress like that??
-It was Gamera. He walked into the room, lit a cigarette, looked around and said "ARRGGGG!!!"
-If you say so, Martha.
-Oh, you laughed your ass off!!
Weasels Ripped my Flesh!! Rzzzzzzzz...
What is this, Zabriskie Point all of a sudden??
Shut up and keep driving! And thank you. Hello!
That's OFFICER Cornjob!
What a kiss up- CRIPES!
I know, I know, don't laugh - they made me in a hurry.
Hello. Thank you. Hello, thank you hello. Thank you, Hello. Thank you. Hello ... and for that I thank you. Hello.
Gamera's gonna need an emissions test, pronto. *cough cough*
That was good, Crow--no, I mean really good. Very moving.
lets watch the kids go to their fate
they'll disappear into the woods
it will be days before they're found
"Corn Job" will be blamed
They're cannibals! "They ate my hair?!"
What is with this kid and Traffic accidents!?
Gamera is really neat! Gamera is filled with meat! We've been eating Gamera!
We're gonna ride our bicycles :)