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312 - Gamera vs. Guiron



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Jessica Benjamin - 2 months ago

I want an mst3k lunch box!


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Jessica Benjamin - 2 months ago

I'd suggest watching this on netflix for those who have it


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David May - 4 months ago

Just to explain the obscure joke near the end. "Stop her, she's got my keyboard!" That's a reference to Mike. He had an ex-girlfriend who took his keyboard and never gave it back. How the people watching at home were supposed to get this is beyond me and I only know because of Google. So nice watching this show in 2014. It must have been frustrating to not get a reference and have no way to look it up instantly.


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Sarahbean - 5 months ago

Once, about 2 years ago my Dad turned on the t.v. and "Gamera vs. Guiron" happend to be on at just the right moment and I could not for the love of God stop myself from singing my favorite MST3K song/riff:
♫ See the kids head to their fates,
They'll disappear into the woods,
It will be days before they're found,
Corn-job will be blamed. ♫
I got a startled look from my Dad & a comment of "that's dark!"


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Matt Towler - 6 months ago

First mention of the full name Crow T Robot in the Richard Burton sketch, perhaps?


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Teri Gee - 7 months ago

I think Sandy Frank is pretty miserable as a director/producer, but compared to whoever did the dubbing for this Gamera film, he looks like a genius! The dubbing is AWFUL! ...which makes the riffing better, of course. :)


Mother! Mother!
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Aileen Smithee - 7 months ago

Dr. F (to Joel): "Inchworm," "Sugar-Britches."
The Mads' invention exchange this time out is true genius.


Tom?
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NS - 7 months ago

How do you know what a urinal cake tastes like?


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Joseph Ewing - 7 months ago

48:54-53:31 Those five minutes have to be one of the greatest five minutes the show ever had in its entire run


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It's been a while since I've watched this one. I forgot just how bad the dub is. (I usually keep it on in the background when I'm doing something else so the audio is the focus.) The line reading could not have been. More unnatural. Or distracting.


MST movies in sync
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In this film, the boys fly to the planet Terra, where alien babes explain to them that the planet is exactly opposite the Earth, so out of our view behind the sun. In Stranded in Space, Neil crash lands on a planet called Terra that Earth can't see because it's exactly on the other side of the sun. Interesting coincidence!


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Two boys watch two monsters fight. One monster wins. One boy says, "What a monster." Very perceptive, kid.


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Dood - 9 months ago

This movie is perfectly summed up by these four lines of dialogue, delivered by the same character, in succession:

"Let's break the handles so they won't be able to come back again. Hooray, now they can't come back again! Doesn't it feel good, to know they can never come back again? How did you get back, since we broke the handles?"


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- Whoever cut the host segs out of this has committed blasphemy of the highest order. Just sayin'.
- Anybody know what's up with Crow's mouth moving all the time when he doesn't say anything? Is this Crow\Trace doing a nonverbal riff on the lousy dub, or something else?
- Lmao @ Crow's arms falling off. My fave is how they just keep on' riffin. Tragic missed opportunity for a Monty Python gag though. "A flesh wound!"


Gamera v Guiron
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Stu Slaymaker - 9 months ago

I agree. As to whoever is cutting out the host segments: "This is Gamera! Knock it off!!!"


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Robert Brown - 10 months ago

I'm sure I'm not the first to mention this, but I feel compelled to note that this is a wigged out movie. I think li'l Dick Burton wrote it. Haggedahaggeddahagedda.


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Tommy Toms - 10 months ago

Nice harmony by Joel at the end of the first host segment.


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For some reason bad dubbing is even more hilarious when they are using it on an English speaking person...if you know what i mean?!?


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Who knew Mike could play piano?


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Gamera vs. Ginsu!


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Wow, watching… bad dubbing… on a video… that’s already… out of synch… is a weird… experience.


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Crypto Dentist - 11 months ago

Geez, Gamera and all the stupid humans fight Gaos for an entire movie and Guiron kills him in all of two minutes.


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - about 1 year ago

I love how almost every sci-fi movie lets you hear things in space, with a few notable exception; 2001, Silent Running, the better TOS Star Trek episodes, Alien, 2010...ummm, others, maybe *g*


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David Busch - about 1 year ago

Don't kinow who keeps deleting the skits before they upload these to the site but PLEASE STOP! The skits are part of what makes the show funny


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Dr. Despicable - about 1 year ago

No host segments with this link? Grrrr...


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Elisa Farrington - over 1 year ago

Pretty cool how the kid actually gets his head shaved. Adds emphasis to his Peter Graves type speech at the end.


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Elisa Farrington - over 1 year ago

There used to be a comment on here about the star blades that Guiron shot at Gamera. Is Gamera or is he not holding one or two in his hands when he falls in the water the first time or did Guiron retrieved them all?


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Elisa Farrington - over 1 year ago

Anybody else grow up loving Gamera? Did I alone feel a tear well up as Gamera rescued the boys from the meteor shower? Is there no one else whose cynical riff loving mentality melted away when the Gamera song started? Not one?


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Graeme Cree - over 1 year ago

This one is by far the best of the Gamera movies. Between the football head alien space babes with southern drawls, to the Swiss Army Head villain, to just giving up on the grownups completely, and doing a Gamera movie that focused on the kids, and giving up any pretense of it being an adult movie, to the "Hirohito Gamera" song, everything about this one works.


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Edgar Valentin - over 1 year ago

Here Is a Youtube full episode link to MST3K -312 - Gamera vs Guiron:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UyRh2nPNY4


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jayjay cajun - over 1 year ago

67:50: Shades of Westley (Cary Elwes) Princess Bride gymnastics bit during the Princess Bride sword fight with Inigo. Who knew it was Gamera inspired?


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Joseph Ewing - over 1 year ago

Sometimes, their running gags are really stretching for it. That kid looks as much like Richard Burton as the Asian boy looks like Cary Grant.


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Mike Carmona - over 1 year ago

Whenever my girlfriend does something bad, I remind her of Crow's disciplinary whisper at 08:35. It's a good laugh for both of us.


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David Busch - over 1 year ago

That settles it...I'm going to invent a turtle soup recipe and call it "Gamera surprise!"


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David Busch - over 1 year ago

The "Like a good neighbor, Gamera is there" quip is personally funny because my brother works at State Farm. :-)


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David Busch - over 1 year ago

Hello and thank you!


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Anthony DiCrecchio - over 1 year ago

Oh god, the dubbing. THE DUBBING.


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Jen Glover - over 1 year ago

Wow...there are currently 19 people watching this episode right now. Plus me. The twentieth wheel....
(That sounded cooler in my head.)


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William Lorentz - over 1 year ago

Here's to Cornjob!


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Cindy - over 1 year ago

Who keeps editing out the host sections before uploading them? This jumps in right after the first "Movie Sign".


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The Lightning Bug - over 1 year ago

youtube link was down, the account was closed.


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Kiri T. Unicorn - over 1 year ago

BTW, the REAL Japanese lyrics can be found here:

http://www.mst3kinfo.com/?p=10454


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Wade Ebel - over 1 year ago

"I'm Tom, spank me!"

Naughty bot.


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Aaron Kuehmichel - over 1 year ago

Mike's lounge act at the end alone makes this episode a stone cold classic.


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Sabrina Domingues - over 1 year ago

♫ Gamera is really sweet. He is filled with turtle meat. We all love you Ga-me-ra! ♫


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Ecce homo qui est Xterra - almost 2 years ago

Joel slapped the desk at movie sign in the first host segment....guess he's pulling a season 1 on us there.


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Matt Towler - almost 2 years ago

Love Crow's Richard Burton impressions.


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Matt Towler - almost 2 years ago

"Servo, you don't have a mother." "WHAT!?!"


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Rebecca Richards - almost 2 years ago

While all of the Gaemra episodes are a laugh riot, this was by far the best one in the pack.


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Bruce Box-Liker - about 2 years ago

The Gamera movies are, as a whole, bad, but this has got to be the worst of the lot. We can all agree on that, right?


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Kelly Slane - about 2 years ago

Thank you Tom. ITS A PLANET!!!!


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Y'know, a world without work or war would be a dime a dozen, but a world without work, or war, or traffic accidents -- man, that'd be something. That'd be totally ace, man.


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I've seen... ...movies that were dubbed... ...well, and... ...I've seen... ...movies that were dubbed badly... ...and Gamera Vs Guiron has got to... ...be one of the... ...worst-dubbed Japanese... ...movies I've... ...ever seen, and... ...that's why it's... ...awesome.


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Austin Strong - about 2 years ago

Unfortunately, the youtube video that was here has been taken down. :( The best I could do was this version without any of the skits (a bummer, I know). Keep hunting for a complete version, MSTies!


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Desiree Ashcraft - about 2 years ago

Seeing Gamera hurt made me hurt..... :*(


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Robert Ferguson - about 2 years ago

CornJob.... is some dungeon masters wife.


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Phil Carstens - about 2 years ago

I love the bit with Mike at the end. Mostly because I really hate Michael Feinstein.

"Ahh...Kill him."


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trumpy - over 2 years ago

Not for the proud man
Apart from the raging moon I write
Gamera! Gamera!
What dark despised dreams dwell
In the sullen weighty bones 'neath your impenetrable shell.


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Zap R. - over 2 years ago

I just realized, if they hadn't re-done this one,there wouldn't be a single "corn job"joke.


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Zap R. - over 2 years ago

I'm so glad to see these Gammera episodes back. Since I watched the KTMA episode,I have gained a new respect for mikes writing. the first time around the riffing sucks, what little there is. The season3 versions have a lot more edited out which sucks,but way more laughs.


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natoonea - over 2 years ago

mike's finest hour is at the end of this episode...


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natoonea - over 2 years ago

The skit at 1:07:50 is priceless. Oh, man...


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Matthew Eickhoff - over 2 years ago

The Gamera song is the best, but surprisingly hard to get out of your head!


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Frankie DeMario - almost 3 years ago

@20:20 Crow loses an arm XD