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312 - Gamera vs. Guiron
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This could lead to further developments in our adventure, which we are having now, as did the Goonies!
♩Why did they have to shoot my sign?♩
♩I'm just a twisted, lonely guy. ♩
"Remember, the next time if you are naughty again...I'll shave your heads!"
Kids brains always taste better when they've been thinking about donuts!
"When the whip comes down, you will see who rules, you twisted old fruits!"
You know guys, it just dawned on me how weird this film is! It's kinda goofy...
Gamera is really neat! He is filled with turtle meat! We're all eating Gaaamerrraaaaaaaa!
Hello! Hello! Thank you! Hello! Thank you! Thank you! Hello! Thank you!
Why must we sing this stupid song?
It's getting really an-noy-ing
We apologize it's la-ame
We are filled with shame.
-It was Gamera. He walked into the room, lit a cigarette, looked around and said "ARRGGGG!!!"
-If you say so, Martha.
-Oh, you laughed your ass off!!
Hello. Thank you. Hello, thank you hello. Thank you, Hello. Thank you. Hello ... and for that I thank you. Hello.
lets watch the kids go to their fate
they'll disappear into the woods
it will be days before they're found
"Corn Job" will be blamed
Gamera is really neat! Gamera is filled with meat! We've been eating Gamera!
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Whenever my girlfriend does something bad, I remind her of Crow's disciplinary whisper at 08:35. It's a good laugh for both of us.
That settles it...I'm going to invent a turtle soup recipe and call it "Gamera surprise!"
The "Like a good neighbor, Gamera is there" quip is personally funny because my brother works at State Farm. :-)
Hello and thank you!
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Oh god, the dubbing. THE DUBBING.
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Wow...there are currently 19 people watching this episode right now. Plus me. The twentieth wheel....
(That sounded cooler in my head.)
Here's to Cornjob!
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Who keeps editing out the host sections before uploading them? This jumps in right after the first "Movie Sign".
youtube link was down, the account was closed.
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BTW, the REAL Japanese lyrics can be found here:
http://www.mst3kinfo.com/?p=10454
"I'm Tom, spank me!"
Naughty bot.
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Mike's lounge act at the end alone makes this episode a stone cold classic.
♫ Gamera is really sweet. He is filled with turtle meat. We all love you Ga-me-ra! ♫
Joel slapped the desk at movie sign in the first host segment....guess he's pulling a season 1 on us there.
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Love Crow's Richard Burton impressions.
"Servo, you don't have a mother." "WHAT!?!"
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While all of the Gaemra episodes are a laugh riot, this was by far the best one in the pack.
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The Gamera movies are, as a whole, bad, but this has got to be the worst of the lot. We can all agree on that, right?
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Thank you Tom. ITS A PLANET!!!!
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Y'know, a world without work or war would be a dime a dozen, but a world without work, or war, or traffic accidents -- man, that'd be something. That'd be totally ace, man.
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I've seen... ...movies that were dubbed... ...well, and... ...I've seen... ...movies that were dubbed badly... ...and Gamera Vs Guiron has got to... ...be one of the... ...worst-dubbed Japanese... ...movies I've... ...ever seen, and... ...that's why it's... ...awesome.
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Unfortunately, the youtube video that was here has been taken down. :( The best I could do was this version without any of the skits (a bummer, I know). Keep hunting for a complete version, MSTies!
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Seeing Gamera hurt made me hurt..... :*(
CornJob.... is some dungeon masters wife.
I love the bit with Mike at the end. Mostly because I really hate Michael Feinstein.
"Ahh...Kill him."
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Not for the proud man
Apart from the raging moon I write
Gamera! Gamera!
What dark despised dreams dwell
In the sullen weighty bones 'neath your impenetrable shell.
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I just realized, if they hadn't re-done this one,there wouldn't be a single "corn job"joke.
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I'm so glad to see these Gammera episodes back. Since I watched the KTMA episode,I have gained a new respect for mikes writing. the first time around the riffing sucks, what little there is. The season3 versions have a lot more edited out which sucks,but way more laughs.
mike's finest hour is at the end of this episode...
The skit at 1:07:50 is priceless. Oh, man...
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The Gamera song is the best, but surprisingly hard to get out of your head!
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@20:20 Crow loses an arm XD